[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:11 [No]

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710

By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:32 [No]

Oh yeah, it's me, >>879

I forgot to mention that both of the twins were wearing mittens. One of them had the kind where you can pull off the top and you get fingerless gloves, but the other was a mittens purist.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:03 [No]

This is the easy one.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:19 [No]

With RequestPolicy the release emergency mittens button causes red flags to fall down instead.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 14:16 [No]

Can't think; the clouds are too beautiful.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:23 [No]

>>879
Was it a joke? I mean, how does going on a date with two twin sisters even work. Does it go like, only you and one of the twins are interested in each other, and the other twin is just along for the ride for fun? Sounds like it went really well.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 15:26 [No]

>>879

> Both girls are very sweet, honest, nice girls. They come from a conservative home and are very close.
> At the end, the younger twin grabbed me and gave me a biiiig smooch in front of her sister.

Something about these two parts don't go together.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 17:02 [No]

>>887
They are fat ugly mexicans.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 18:59 [No]

Ack!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:46 [No]

I've had enough strife, enough war. Just let me go.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 19:49 [No]

I wish people would stop bothering me. It's so annoying!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 20:23 [No]

What lesson are you trying to teach me? I know you don't have intent, but what am I supposed to learn from this?

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:09 [No]

A$AP

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 21:26 [No]

The sheer beauty of absence, a density and a sparseness, and the rest is made of butterfly wings.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:23 [No]

Does DQN have an irc channel?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:46 [No]

I'm full of bourbon I can't stand up

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 00:49 [No]

>>895
There's #4-ch on synIRC but it's really really dead. I wish people would talk.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 02:10 [No]

>>896
Hey little bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are all alone.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 07:47 [No]

>898

my house isn't on fire

i just checked

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 09:06 [No]

One of my earliest posts on DQN was a 900 GET in a previous iteration of this very thread. Oh, the memories!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 10:19 [No]

I give up on sleeping. I'll just go for a walk, find a place to read and smoke some cigarettes while the sun comes up.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 11:06 [No]

>Kill Me Baby
>Not about a Scottish abortion clinic

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 12:22 [No]

Snowflakes! Snowflakes are all that matter today.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 13:17 [No]

What time is it?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:21 [No]

I've had an idea kicking about for ages about using animated GIFs as album artwork for releases on my record label, wondering if anyone had done it before, whether itunes or other media players could display it etc., and I was giving it some serious thought just as I happened to finally be importing DQN ELECTRONICS QUADRX with a different gif for every album! Which kinda fucks up in itunes.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 16:36 [No]

Okay, seriously, now you're just fucking with me. I haven't even done biology, you mad, mad people.

907 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:32 [No]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Internet_blacklist

These retards are going to end up banning everything they can google with vague keywords without even verifying the content.

They have already banned a post on EVE Online forum which described how drugs work in the game.

That's it. I'm moving to China.

908 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 17:43 [No]

They should ban wiki by domain or IP. What a joyful day full of online drama it's going to be!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 18:47 [No]

>>908
that's funny, I was kind of thinking they should ban you.

910 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7013 19:44 [No]

no u, >>909. no u

911 Name: Neo-Menchi!lWV9WxNHV. : 1993-09-7013 20:50 [No]

Poor Espeon-tan.

Espeon did nothing wrong.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 21:44 [No]

Creepy anime pedos are ruining anime.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 22:09 [No]

>>913's big secret.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:43 [No]

>>913's big scrotum

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7013 23:58 [No]

>>913's big ears.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:54 [No]

>>911 it's just his shitposting that seems to annoy people here

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:07 [No]

>>916
He isn't shitposting. Well, at least he doesn't make DQN any worse, save for that tripcode bit.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:36 [No]

If you value your soul, never look into the eyes of a horse. Your soul will be lost in the void of the horse.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 09:24 [No]

I need to poop.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 11:33 [No]

>>912
Normal non pedo faggots are ruining anime.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:09 [No]

>>918
WILBUR!!!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:56 [No]

Hyperbolic functions for all.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 14:58 [No]

>>920
ho boy.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 15:49 [No]

i bumped it
I bumped it .
I Bumped It !
I BUMPED IT !!!

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:33 [No]

Vast cloud front sweeping in from the northern horizon, mightn't ever see sunlight again.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 20:39 [No]

RELIGION BEEFSTEAK

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 02:34 [No]

owwwww ouuogh owwww itai owwwww itai

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:06 [No]

You will die.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:11 [No]

>>928
Nuh uh, I pooped and feel so much better now.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:29 [No]

Brains? Hahahahahahahaha

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16 [No]

I'm hearing Gymnopedie everywhere these days.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:16 [No]

People need to stop pretending homosexuality is as common as heterosexuality.

"I started dating someone last week."
"Oh, what's his name...or her name?"

You didn't account for the fact her partner might be a genderqueer. What are you, transphobic?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:24 [No]

>>932
The people asking "what is their name" is worse, because it implies siamese twins or people with multiple personalities (scoff) are more common than us single-bodied, and single-minded folk.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 19:36 [No]

>>932,933
Spivak pronouns!

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:06 [No]

>>934
Nah, it only makes things more complicated whilst still implying that you might think that the other person is gay.

Just use the gender opposite to your conversational partner unless you know that he or she is openly gay.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:17 [No]

I just assume everyone is gay. It's how it should be anyway.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:19 [No]

I thought I was gay for a while, but realized I'd just switched to gay porn because I was bored with the straight stuff. I'd still rather fuck girls.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42 [No]

>>937
All kinds of porn are equally awful. Just stick to doujin.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 21:42 [No]

>>933

I use "their" without thinking about it to refer to anyone whose gender I don't know regardless of the circumstances. There must be something wrong with me (´Д`)

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:49 [No]

I secretly wish I was gay, and I force myself to look at gay porn, and force myself to orgasm to it. But I just can't I wish there was some what to just make yourself gay. But I can't. I just can't date women anymore. All they do is hurt me and they never care about me they just care about what I can do for them and it hurts and and aaaaa (´Д`)

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 22:55 [No]

Modern women suck. They're all entitlement whores. Feminism teaches them that they can have all the rights and no responsibilities, and they've all become vicious, spoiled little shits.

Hell with 'em.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 02:58 [No]

>>941
Women just have the same rights as men (almost). I hate men who sleep around, so now I apply that same standard to women. It has nothing to do with gender or feminism, but everything to do with society in general.

Basically, you should become a misanthropist instead of a misogynist.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 03:59 [No]

things i should be doing:
- studying
things i am doing:
- drugs

( ・-・)

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 06:46 [No]

>>939
There is something wrong with you, I agree. In English, when you don't know the pronoun of the guy you're talking about, rule of thumb is to say "he" unless it'd otherwise be absurd.

>>941
My girlfriend's conservative and comes from a Mormon home. It's funny because even though I'm incredibly left-wing, she's so far just the kind of girl I like.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 08:43 [No]

My shrine has only one worshipper and he's an asshole.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:33 [No]

I'm sorry for being sad all the time, DQN.

I'm just so sad !

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:36 [No]

Don't worry, >>946, I'm sad all the time as well! I love my bittersweet DQN.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 09:52 [No]

>>944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
There is a great example: "One student failed their exam"
Usage of he would imply that men are failures (even though it was a dumb blonde who failed).

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 10:58 [No]

Oh, my poor head. Poor me.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:15 [No]

>>944
It's common to use the singular they. Also no one cares about your girlfriend.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:45 [No]

What if
WHAT IF
solar

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 17:57 [No]

Thousands of white woolly sheep, galloping majestically across the tundra.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:27 [No]

i hate singular they as well

your iq is pushing 90 tops if you think it's good

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 23:42 [No]

>>950
I care. I care about all DQN visitors. If you have troubles with your relationships, then post it as it is instead of picking on innocent people.

>>953
Neither singular nor plural "they" affect mine nor anybody else's IQ in any way. Singular "they" could be used in a more formal conversation.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:34 [No]

There's some behind-the-scenes drama going on with people here. I know I shouldn't care and we've had a few little episodes over the years, but I feel left out.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:40 [No]

>>955
I think that this drama comes from other text boards and probably IRC or IMs. It's pretty terrible and dokyuns should pretend that they don't recognize each other.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 00:51 [No]

My head hurts! And I hate moving - so much damn work.

958 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 00:53 [No]

>>956
I agree with Steve here.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 01:47 [No]

My only contact with other DQNs is at the Elitist Superstructure because screw checking other boards.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:23 [No]

There is a picture of Barney in the results for "evil yoshi" on Google Image Search.

Interesting.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:29 [No]

I don't need to do anything and they seem to place themselves in my path. Fine then, I'll do you all!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:39 [No]

Numbers everywhere. I'm not used to this whole "name" thing.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:52 [No]

I'm a wanted man in my own name

964 Name: the lowercase no grammar guy : 1993-09-7017 04:56 [No]

list of dqns:
Espeon, Storlek, me, Cairnarvon, richardus, Bun, feor, Archduke/Tokiko, ticks, nabia/tokoitoskue, Andrew, halcy (?), pognivent, squeeks (???), space giko, kurisu, LiteralKa, Wik, Airskadt, 0037, sprum, TheShadowFog

too lazy to list more, gonna do a line of mxe

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:01 [No]

which dqn would u fuk

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:49 [No]

>>965
meltingwax, duh.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:34 [No]

Old black Joe is still picking cotton for your mittens and bows.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 07:40 [No]

>>964
Did they all post with names here or does this list contain there some assumed identities from IMs, IRC, other boards, forums, youtube, steam or other services than DQN?

>>965
I wish I wasn't myself. I would pick myself then.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:16 [No]

>964
>doesn't know of the other IRC channel

Haha.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:28 [No]

Huh, is there at least one IRC channel? Do you discuss upcoming posts and make collective strategies to win in games like Nomic?

I only used to hang out at Bar Giko.

971 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7017 08:36 [No]

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972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:43 [No]

DQN
it's not a popularity contest

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:22 [No]

>>945
Update: my shrine now has no worshippers, but at least I can say that all of my worshippers are nice, amicable people.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 10:53 [No]

It's "Homo sapiens," not "Homo sapien," damn it.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:04 [No]

>>970
MAYBE SO MAYBE NOT
(actually not)

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:26 [No]

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUUH DUUH DUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH
DUUUUUH DUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH! DUH DUH DUH DUH!

977 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 13:29 [No]

>>964
Hey, glad people still remember me. I think that only 40% of 4-ch users visit IRC.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 14:30 [No]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20344750
I'm torn between "Sore loser", "Should've learned from Russian elections" and "Hmm, Obama met with Putin".

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 16:52 [No]

>>964 i post lots every day here and i'm not in that list

also i think i have a crush on literalka

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 18:32 [No]

I've never used a pseudonym and I feel like I'm missing out. As though all the cool kids are doing something and I've just misunderstood all this time.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 20:09 [No]

I saw her twin reading some Dr Who novel, so I lent her my copy of Willy G's Neuromancer!

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