WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN MAKE IT. HOPE. (NO)CHANGE. SUCCESS.
POST LADIES AND GENTS, POST, THE LUCKY NUMBER IS UPON US.
We'll need about 20 posts per day. Are you up to the challenge?
I am willing to make one of the ~20 daily posts, but I don't know what I should post. Please advise.
We won't make it on time. I say we try to get to 70 or 77 on 7000th.
So, post a flurry of interesting tidbits and things going on and cool things and neat websites and stuff
I'm playing Silent bomber for the PS1 just now, I think I'm near the end and I'm at a hard boss
Hey. I want you to check out this website. Go to www.nfl.com. Just check it out! www.nfl.com.
aw this is really hard, i worked out what to do but he changes up his attacks
fuck!
My Skyrim just crashed right after lots of outdoor adventuring. They should invent autosaving every 10 minutes.
>>17 I just beat the boss I was stuck on and got to the exit and my game crashed too! BAAAASTAAARD
oh i just did it again barely losing any health this time... let's see if i can get to the end without it crashing
FUCK!
( •_•) oh, hello
>>20
So, you didn't make it, did you? Are you playing Dark Souls?
>>22 No, Silent Bomber. I had a demo of it ages ago and recently I've been on a spree of buying old games I liked the demos of when I was younger. I found a video of the boss I'm at, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfj9qs99CVQ
After the big guy at the end the lift gets to the top and you just walk out the exit, but when I do the game freezes
700 posts wasshoi!
I gave up and played Worms Revolution instead, and managed to beat another level I was stuck at, yusss.
In between playing games I've been making CD sleeves for my band as well, spraypainting is fun!
We should pick a topic of some kind, otherwise this will just be another current thought or chat thread.
im excited im excited im excited im excited im excited im excited im excited im excited for >>700
i'm excited too >>36 i cannot contain my excitement i think it's contagious
oh man it's coming i haven't done my hair what should wear what will >>700 think of me?!
According to my calcualtions, we're approaching >>700 faster in this thread than in the other one.
fuck telephones
Fffffffuck da wife!
im posting so hard help
guess who is on 500mg of DXM?
a girl asked me out a cute girl oh my gosh
oh
a d im on drugs olol its me whos on 500mg of dxm
girl and i are dat 2morow
>tripping on DXM
>while surfing DQN
Doing it right.
>tripping on an anonymous board
ISHYGDDT
I'm just a test-tube baby, I'm just a test-tube baby
I start out clean each day, I start out fresh and clean
I start out clean each day, I'm just a test-tube baby
I have a pinch of this, I have a taste of that
I have a glass of this, I have a jug of that
I have a bag of this, I have a box of that
I start out clean each day, I start out fresh and clean
I start out clean each day, I'm just a test-tube baby
Shoot a crack smoker down, shoot a crack dealer down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot a crack smoker down
Shoot a beer drinker down, shoot a beer drinker down
Shoot a pot smoker down, shoot a bartender down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Hey, shoot Colombia down
Shoot Mexico down
Shoot Panama down
Shoot El Salvador down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
Shoot 'em down, shoot 'em down
YOU GUYS
Out of sight is always out of mind
I think out of mind is out of sight
I was just looking for some peace of mind
I just couldn't find a peace of mine
They say that pride comes just before a fall
I have fallen and I wasn't sure
You know that I have fallen further before
I just cannot stand fallin' no more
If I am good, I could add years to my life
I would rather add some life to my years
Life is really what you make it they say
I can't even make my mind up today
The world keeps turnin', it keeps me in my place
Where I stand is only three miles from space
Standin' space is all the space I can stand
Gravity just keeps on keepin' me down
Out of sight is always out of mind
I think out of mind is out of sight
I was just looking for some peace of mind
But I just couldn't find a peace of mine
They say that pride comes just before a fall
I have fallen and I wasn't proud
You know that I have fallen further before
I just cannot stand fallin' no more
If I am good I could add years to my life
I would rather add some life to my years
Life is really what you make it they say
I can't even make my mind up today
The planet spins and it keeps me in my place
Where I stand is only three miles from space
We're getting closer now to bein' apart
I kinda knew that people right from the start.
this is boring let's play hungry hungry hippos
Whgaaw wghah
whgaaw wghah
posting harder
My greatest fear in life is that we lose interest and peter out around >>650.
hhghgghxgffgfdgfgggggg perl is awesome
lets do it
lets get to >>700 by print screen http://ompldr.org/vZzBreA
>>147
O'K.
Mine is all about headshots, porn and crying noobs.
http://www.uproda.net/down/uproda512825.png
this shit is unrell
http://i.imgur.com/HyrAm.png
>>151
Whoa, renoise! Are you in the middle of building a cheap tuna?
I'm really surprised at how many people here use windows.
Not doing much internetting today~
http://oi46.tinypic.com/2d9worp.jpg
>>155
Same.
>>155,156
It's probably because Windows users' viewpoint is the least biased one in OS holywars: http://i.imgur.com/0nNx5.jpg
Nonetheless, I plan to move on Linux together with Gaben & Steam. I just hope that LEGO Digital Designer will work in Wine.
>>155,>>156
Because Japanese girl games. My friend uses Windows almost exclusively for visual novels and touhou.
http://tinypic.com/r/29xgbk0/6
Oh god you're going to see that no matter how hard I try I can't
get i3 to show Japanese characters right.
I'm boring.
http://i.imgur.com/7CjAZ.jpg
>>155
I've been thinking of switching to OpenBSD.
>>157
I always see people posting about linux things so I just get that impression.
>>158
Yeah, I have Win7 installed on an old sorta broken laptop for some games. But I do most of my gaming on consoles since I'm poor, and it's cheaper. But everything else I own runs Linux Ubuntu or Crunchbang. I want to put debian on my Dell Inspiron Mini 1010 but I don't know if it'll work with the IntelGMA 500 or whatever graphics device is in it.
>>159
I don't think going into BSD from Windows Vista is a good idea. Maybe dip your feet in Ubuntu first?
>>158
Admittedly, I have an exclusively (albeit dated) Windows box meant for Touhou, VNs, Paint Tool SAI, Photoshop and other small programs Linux somehow cannot fully comprehend. My main laptop and notebook run Debian and Arch, respectively.
> I don't think going into BSD from Windows Vista is a good idea. Maybe dip your feet in Ubuntu first?
I have another computer running Parabola GNU/Linux (FSF-approved variant of Arch). And that's 7, incidentally.
I am the content of my post
Text is my body and AA is my blood
I have created over a thousand posts
Unknown to Banning, Nor known to Life
Have withstood sleep to type many words
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, >>700 post works.
>>152
More like intelligent dong music with cheap tuna influences.
I love linux as much as the next internet nerd, but there are a handful of programs I use all the time that don't work well in wine.
⚠ WARNING ⚠
The impact of September 7000 is estimated to occur in 97 hours.
>>166
DQN time (UTC) or JST? It's important. We need to set up a body to govern September 7000 timekeeping.
We also need an artist to whip up a commemorative plaque.
>>159
Did you just hide all icons? Have you finished SICP? How does EVAL APPLY feel like? I was trying to get there, but then I lost my job and all motivation with it.
>>164
Ahahaha!
>>168
No icons on desktop, the taskbar works fine for that kind of thing and looks cleaner to boot. Correct in guessing I'm following SICP, although I haven't touched it since June. I have a mostly working interpreter, but there's an odd bug that is causing the provided Scheme->register machine compiler in Scheme that you're supposed to use as a base to fail on it and I lost motivation.
It's tough, I know. Tell you what, I'll finish it before >>700. You want to get somewhere in that time too?
>>170
Is it like new year/birthday promises?
I'll finish the codecademy's JS course and move on to udacity to study python before >>700! At the same time, I'm going to pick up SICP again and revise what I've learned before June (I dropped it in the same month as you - makes me wonder whenever it is a coincidence, a conspiracy, a "hivemind" or a mimicry).
>>170,171
I want to pick up SICP again, too! Scheme was fun, and I loved using that nifty vim plugin to write LISP. Any other dokyuns feel like conjuring some spirits with us?!
>>159
OpenBSD is really dandy if you read the Unix philosophy and think, "Gosh, why isn't Linux or GNU like this?!"
It's also fun to hack on. GNU is great in terms of features and ubiquity, but it's a little tricky (read: impossible) to understand:
https://gist.github.com/1091803
Crap crap we arent gonna get to >>700 like this, I better spam at work
captcha: sord
Everyone, >>700-kun needs your strength! Raise your arms to the sky and post!
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>>177
Didn't realize that not everyone has keyboards mounted upside-down above them. orz
Keep your hands down and post!
How about we only post ITT instead of posting all over /dqn/?
If we concentrate we're posts here, we will get to >>700 in no time!
Hmm, perhaps I shall post some kind of segmented stream of consciousness type thing.
"Stream of consciousness" is the right term, isn't it?
Come to think of it, I posted a stream of consciousness in the Post Your Current Thought thread a while back; let me see if I can find it.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/262
Here it is. Oh boy, I was not myself that night.
Well, I was myself, but you know what I mean.
What am I doing? I'm far too self conscious to do something like this.
I was even too self conscious to engage in >>147's suggested print screen festivities, because that would involve explaining why I use Mercury rather than Pseud0ch.
Actually, I'll do that now.
Firstly, I'm quite severely red/green colourblind, so Pseud0ch just looks like an unpleasantly ambiguous greenish-brownish-reddish mess to me.
Secondly, I have a fairly low resolution (1024 x 768), which means it's better not to have the huge margins with the brick patterns.
Thirdly, the emergency mittens actually appear in front of the threads, rather than behind. This is very important.
Fun fact: having such a low resolution gives me a comparatively high mitten/pixel ratio, as there are only ever ten on screen at once.
I just found that releasing the emergency mittens, then squashing the window as small as possible, then maximising it again makes them all line up. How nice.
But enough about mittens. I should try talking about something more interesting.
So, um, I was playing Touhou recently.
I decided to have a go at IN with Sakuya/Remilia, because otherwise I always use either Reimu/Yukari or Youmu/Yuyuko.
I wasn't expecting to get very far; I remembered Remilia being very fiddly and Sakuya being a bit too low power.
I'm kinda surprised more textboards don't have additional stylesheets beyond the kareha defaults.
Anyway, long story short, I accidentally 1cced it with something like eight lives to spare. Also, 200 get.
Sometimes I consider playing Touhou but I'm not so fond of games that rely on quick reactions. ( L߃Öß`)
I want to 1cc lunatic but it's just ridiculous. Stage five isn't too bad, but the fight with Marisa is not even pretending to be possible.
And believe me, it has less reliance on quick reactions than most FPSes.
>>199
There was that one thread in SAoVQ a while back.
Also I just noticed that back in the day when you had alternate stylesheets listed Firefox had a dropdown menu to select them, but that's apparently gone.
>>203
Maybe I will. Last shooter I played was Jamestown and I spent like 3 hours on the final level, managed to survive to the second and presumably last form of the final boss and died and just gave up in frustration.
>>206
Yes, frustration can be a terrible thing. You have to learn to take death in an almost zen-like way.
It would appear that I have run out of things to say. I am now taking suggestions from the audience.
Excellent suggestion, >>0! Perhaps I have posted enough for now.
Good night, Dokyuns.
>>205
Oh, Firefox now has a style editor in the Web Developer thing. It's kind of weird and buggy, but you can apply all of the stylesheets at the same time. Here's what it looks like, applied sequentially: http://i.imgur.com/sbgU1.jpg
delicious cakes
"I eat your CAKE."
Cake is nice. I like cake.
Huzzah!
gogogogogo!
we have to accelerate significantly.
>>224
How can this service even tell when Eternal September ends.
I'm going to post some more.
Unless we all start stream-of-consciousnessing soon, I doubt we're going to make it.
I hope we do make it, that would be great.
My dog is annoyed with me.
That's because I won't let her into the room next door.
Never mind, she got in anyway.
This music is wonderful.
These cat posters are also wonderful.
Life is wonderful.
I'm not sure I like chocolate any more.
I haven't eaten anything yet today. Perhaps I should do that soon.
Why do I have two boxes of matches next to my computer? Surely one should be enough.
Hello again dog.
Oh, you want to be stroked now, do you?
I suppose I can accommodate that.
My captcha was pugly. I'm glad you're not a pug.
Oh, and you're off again.
Was it something I said?
So, uh, back to my cat posters.
They really are very nice indeed.
There's all sorts of cats there, different colours as well.
Well, I wouldn't know what colour they are.
I mean, one of them looks blue; that can't be right.
They all look very smug.
I think it's because of the Clonepaish mouths.
Clonepaesque.
Clonepaiform.
This is getting silly.
Perhaps I shall leave it here for now.
>>248
There are five cats here. Five. One of them is a real rogue, you know. One of those yankii kids who hangs outside of convenience stores. He's got this gruff voice and always asks to be let outside, so he can start a fight. Oh, and then one of them is a real femme. You wouldn't believe this guy could survive two weeks on his own. Acts like a real prince. Yeah, but that's nothing compared to the queen of them. Never comes out of the master bedroom, but whenever she does, she's in a bitchy mood. If you're lucky, she'll let you stroke her on the cold, hard bathroom floor. Oh, does that bring back memories. So that's what, three so far? Finally we have this fat chick that no one really cares about and a black one named Monkey. Always steals food off the table.
This doesn't have some twist where it's been a reference for you to understand all along or anything. This is what the cats in this house are actually like.
Cluttered desk, what are your secrets? What tales lie hidden underneath the leaning tower of CD? Actually it's plain to see, a fly dost nest beneath thee. Tomes and volumes scattered round, which might have cost a pretty pound, I may not read you much today, for a darker one I'll keep you 'round. The monitor will stop it's slumber, once again become alive; aside it is a case, the tower, please don't call it a hard drive.
There was DQN from Vermont,
Who opened up his restaurant,
Could not make a sale,
Hyped to no avail,
But professionalism was naught.
At 3:00 o' clock, his crusty eyes continued to scan the display.
"Honey," he yelled at the form on his couch, "I'm going to head to bed." Peeking above the monitor, he saw she would be out like stone for the next few hours. Her laptop was on the coffee table, the web browser displaying some site he'd never seen.
"Better not to tempt fate," he thought. "Tomorrow is big, and I can't risk any sudden upset." Moving to the couch to pull a cover over his beloved, his eyes glazed over the laptop to her side. "i love my mom" was the title of the thread that started it all. With "fart man" in the name field, his wife had unfurled an epic yarn.
"What if all of this is true?" he paused. "Have I been so blind? I really haven't seen that she's an average looking English guy who's thirty-eight."
From: I Can't Believe I Married Fart Man, the hit anime.
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I would spaz out and posts if there was no captcha
where doing this man
where making this hapen
Some music to inspire you to make it to >>700!
http://www.last.fm/music/dqn-kun/The+DQN+September+5000+Special
The captchas are penance for our sins through which we must be purified before we come before >>700-kami.
Inspiring reading from DQN's past! Let's do better than our past selves this time!
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/
post
faster
why this happen
because
is that so
>>278
Localized to user's time zone even though UTC is specified. Can't get it to work right. orz
that is so
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One time i to do but street learners 20 ears karate performance
Quick! Everybody who wants to post in the current thought thread, post here instead! For the sake of >>700!
It's becoming increasingly unlikely that we will hit >>700 in time.
I believe in DQN. All it takes is a dedicated poster or two to stay up all night entering captchas.
We can totally make this, I'm sure.
We just have to believe in ourselves.
I will now proceed to type out all of the lyrics I can remember to that Corean egg song I heard a few times.
Eggs! Get your eggs here!
Fresh and white, eggs are here!
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle.
That's the best of what you are!
(I love you, eggs!)
White and tender surround the centre,
Cozy sitting in a crackling shell.
(I love you!)
Vitamins and minerals in you,
7000 never happened to us before. I'm scared!
Who knows of the proteins too?
(Oodle doodle!)
Popular and perfect and,
So complete in every way!
(I love you, eggs, eggs!)
Come into my tummy,
Oh, so very yummy;
Crack! Crack! Crack!
Chip-a-chip away your shell and
Come! To! Me!
(Get your eggs!)
I love you! (Fresh eggs!)
I love you! (White eggs!)
Really really love you so!
(Eggs, eggs, fresh, eggs!)
Eggs I really love you,
Like the SKYYYYYY ABOOOOOOVE!
(Eggs are the best!)
I love you! (Fresh eggs!)
I love you! (White eggs!)
Really really love you so!
(Eggs, eggs, fresh, eggs!)
Three hundred and sixty five days,
I really love you so!
I really love you so!
(Mmm, yummy!)
RANKING: S
Rapturous applause
Thank you! Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience!
"Encore! Encore!"
Oh my, I couldn't possibly...
But, why, we're so close to the half way point;
I can't just stop posting now, can I?
Actually, I can.
In fact I sort of have to.
Farewell!
Amazing
If this is a dream, I...
A wise tree in a mountain full of mirrors
What do I feel
How can I rescue that cat
I want to, but at the same time, I don't...
There must be an easy way to do it, I'm sure
Ha, that'll work.
Eye I'm a genius
As to what'll I do with it afterwards...
I'll think of something.
Never mind Big Brother
You don't need cameras everywhere if you have a horde of retards with they're cameras
Ah, pero esto no se queda asi
So anyway, this tree..
MANY WONDERS
12
Yoshimitsu is so fun to play as in Soul Calibur IV.
POST FASTER
POST MORE
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okay
i have to do something else right now but when i finish i'll post more
So close and yet so far.
dubs
I'm just going to start rapid-fire typing and posting as I think. Maybe that would be more interesting than just spamming single words or whatever (probably not).
I guess what's bothering me most about the Bhagavadgita is that its three main prongs are 'act correctly to uphold the crazy regressive feudal social order,' 'Krishna is your personal lord and saviour,' and 'the cycle of rebirth is a clusterfuck of incomprehensible rules, good luck!' all of which are pretty unappealing.
The vocabulary is easy though, so there's that.
Almost done with a textbook on Old Irish. I get how the grammar works mostly, but my memory/intuitive sense of the conjugation and declension endings is really bad.
Last time there was a hurricane (Irene I think?) a stray dog wandered on to our porch. Parents left some food and water out there but didn't let her in and she wandered off afterwards. I really hope she found her way back home.
It's funny how the coming hurricane is being treated so breathlessly. Probably will be a fair bit of storm surge and random deaths from trees falling down and such, but not like a national catastrophe or whatever, just a handful of personal ones. Also like 30 people died in the Caribbean but they're foreigners so oh well.
Actually that's funny in general, major hurricanes can kill upwards of a thousand people in the Caribbean and Latin America and they hardly get any mention, but upwards of a hundred Americans and it's 24 hours for the next six weeks and a dozen documentaries get made out of it.
Not trying to be one of those social justicy types, don't have any strong feelings about it, just seems risible.
Breed differentiation in dogs is really remarkable. Would be neat if we could do the same with other domesticated animals. Obviously we do to an extent, but size isn't as variant.
Maybe that's just perception though, I'm familiar with dogs and cats so differences are more readily apparent. There are plenty of different bovine breeds but I can't notice the distinctions. Even size, some cows are incredibly bulky, some aren't.
It's pretty frustrating that consumers won the fight for DRM-free music but are totally indifferent to other media. Particularly since Blu-ray has probably the most cumbersome DRM in history, excluding maybe those old PC games that had dongles. Shit, I'm not even a pirate, I want to buy things, I just don't want to have to buy some shovelware Blu-ray playback software and constantly have to update.
eBooks also suck, but at least they're cracked easily. Finally got around to doing that after reading about lady whose Kindle got remotely wiped.
Patience and Perseverance
It's also frustrating since I don't want to buy any DRM-laden ebooks anymore but I also dislike having physical possessions. University library was great, but local small town libraries are pretty middling.
It's kind of weird to think that behind most small image and textboards are a group of people on IRC. Especially when you see personal references. It's like looking at shadows on the wall.
Wonder what the ratio of IRCers to strays is. And which ratio tends best to cultivating a good community.
I really like anonymous group communication. Not because I feel like I can get away with more, I have a pretty strong sense of internal guilt as opposed to external shame, but I really appreciate that things are judged discretely rather than bound up in social relations.
Or ideas of identity at all. I don't even like things like Omegle. I'd rather dissolve into an anonymous whole than be an individual thing.
When I have to I make up a new pseudonym on the spot. Don't feel any connections to any of them. I started corresponding with grey via e-mail recently and I realized I didn't even have a pseudonymous email.
IRC scares me. Anonymous message board users turn into annoying catchphrase spammers or uptight Nazis when they're given pseudonyms. See: 4chan.
Reading Euripides' and Seneca's Herculeses. The beginning is pretty brilliant, he's MIA in Hades and Lycus is going to execute his wife and kids because of some potential historical claim to the throne of Thebes or whatever, some you're holding your breath and waiting for him to show up and save the day. However, you also know that he's going to kill his kids later in the play.
I'm so uncreative with pseudonyms that one of the only pseudonyms I use is "pseudonymous".
>>383
I think 4chan has different problems than that--I would assume the mass base of posters are oblivious to IRC, except maybe on /jp/. On smaller sites the ratios are flipped.
Picking up a language after leaving it be for a long time is really frustrating. Constantly running into blocks and feeling like an idiot, but you can't ever get better without persevering.
Of all the comics that needed a gritty, Nolan-lite TV series...Green Arrow, really? It works a lot better when he's portrayed more "middle-aged", even when he's actually younger. The irony is that a show for adults comes off as a lot more dull and childish than the Y7 cartoons that actually handled him really well.
Being rich must be really weird. Lots of confusing decisions: is your job a valuable end in itself that you should continue in it? Once you're more or less sufficient is it really worthwhile to carefully manage your money to maximize it? Is that an end in itself? What's worth buying? What do you do with your estate after death? Do you/how do you fulfill your social obligations through charity?
The recent bout of media exploitation of comics IP is pretty fascinating. Wonder how long it will last? It's always been kind of an undercurrent, I guess.
The problem I would have with being rich is that I know my hedonic treadmill would turn up to 11, and I would end up more miserable than I am now. Well, after a month or two of happy spending.
I was looking at nice watches recently and they all seem hideous. Don't see the appeal of precious metals and jewels at all. I don't believe it's a matter of sour grapes. I really like complicated and ornate movements like in Patek Philippe's, but I'd like them in a simple pilot's watch.
Sometimes when I look at things I like to imagine how much energy went into their creation. Like a book was a tree that grew by photosynthesis with energy from the sun and matter extracted from the ground and then harvested by lumberjacks who needed food and equipment which was constructed by people in the past in a long recursive spiral to the beginning of civilization, ink was I guess a mineral or something that was extracted in the same way, factory same way, then you have an author who was supported by civilization in a similar manner. Obviously a lot of that is amortized over huge quantities of each object. Still nuts.
How the hell did baseball catch on in Japan and Cuba anyway?
Christianity in Korea too. Seems like a really odd outlier.
List of interesting historical thingies:
Writing is pretty nuts when you think about it. You're receiving the thoughts of someone given physical form and transmitted across time and space.
Pass me another joint, dude.
400 GET next.
>thinking in words
You know what is nuts? That there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.
>there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.
>1993-09-6999 01:29
>401
21.5 hours until impact.
The only "evidence" is that everything depends on its existence; but that's faulty reasoning, begging the question
>>700 will be the third impact, and "VIPs" will descent
Our only hope lies in the DQNHELLIONS
We'll never make it.
brap
Well, you know what they say: fruit, fruit, the more you toot!
If we make it, it could be the greatest achievement of DQN since Title.
When I get back home, I'll spam AA of my waifu. That should get us a fair way.
I only get back home tomorrow, though.
The thread title states ">>700 on the 7000th" though, so it should be okay so long as we get there by 23:59 tomorrow.
I said "though" too many times there.
In other news,
Last night I had a dream in which I stole somebody's pantsu.
They were all purple and stripy.
Anyway, then someone mistook me for a girl and wanted me to engage in a bout of naked lesbian wrestling.
But I was neither naked nor a lesbian nor a wrestler. (Nor a girl, for that matter).
So I ran away.
I ended up in a cave of some description, with various machines and things in it.
Then I got distracted by a magic Rubik's cube.
One of the sides was a puzzle involving dwarves trying to make copper arm thingies. You know, the bits of armour that go over your hands and wrists.
I was on the verge of completing it, and then I woke up!
How frustrating.
Anybody know any fun family friendly Halloween games?
My subconscious must hate me.
>>427
Well, I would not recommend naked lesbian wrestling. It can be very distressing to those caught up in the game who are not in fact naked lesbian wrestlers.
Fully clothed lesbian wrestling is not much better.
What I'm really trying to say here is that you, >>427, should just stick with pumpkin carving or apple bobbing or hide and seek or something like that.
Magic Rubik's cubes would also suffice, if you happen to have any lying around.
My captcha is threading. That's pretty great. If posting is making posts, then threading must be making threads.
I sure am running out of things to say here.
I guess I'll talk about how to do Subterranean Animism's extra stage.
First things first: choice of shot type.
My personal favourite is Reimu A; she does plenty of damage, has what is probably the best bomb in the game and the ability to jump to the opposite side of the screen is pretty damn useful as well.
Reimu B is just like a not-so-good version of Reimu A.
Less damage, less effective bomb, less useful special ability.
Reimu C is pretty effective if you can get used to her. She more than makes up for Reimu A's lack of range.
I never got anywhere with Marisa A. Just... no.
Never even tried Marisa B, now that I think about it.
Marisa C is literally the most fiddly shot type I have ever seen. If you can master it then well done to you, you probably deserve a medal of some kind.
Anyway, on to the stage itself.
Start off in the bottom left corner. You should be shooting the fairies as soon as they arrive, and catching their power items straight away.
Stream slowly right, killing the fairies from the other side as they come towards you.
If all goes well, you should end up dead centre with 1.00 power just as the first of the huge fairies shows up.
The huge fairies with their radiating rings of bullets can be a little overwhelming at first, but don't worry about it.
Being at full power at the midboss will make things much, much easier. For this to happen, though, you cannot afford to lose any power items at all.
Grazing the rings of bullets is tricky, but sort of necessary.
There'll be a couple of easy enemies and then, just before the midboss, a sequence of large fairies with very quick strings of bullets which limit your movement.
I'm sorry to say, you pretty much have to memorise where they show up.
And then Sanae shows up.
Her first spellcard isn't too bad if you know the trick.
Don't fire them
During the waves of lasers, stay at the absolute bottom of the screen, just above the Enemy marker.
Sorry, had a phone call. Where was I?
Yes, the lasers always fall in the same way, but the bullets don't.
Her second spellcard isn't too bad, provided you don't make any sudden movements.
Her third spellcard is pretty nasty. Stream the strings of bullets and be very careful when turning back on yourself.
Don't let yourself get caught against the bottom of the screen. I usually play about half way up.
The wave of fairies immediately after Sanae is tricky as well.
You can graze their attacks, but it's very risky.
If you're playing as Reimu A, you can swap sides half way through this attack. Otherwise you'll have to bomb.
The next few waves are fairly trivial, until you get to more of the huge fairies with the radiating bullets.
Bomb if you need to. They all drop power items, and it's just about possible to break even (that is, end up back at full power before the endboss).
That's all for now. I shall tell you how to beat Koishi another time.
Unless, of course, any of you have any special requests for other stages.
I got 231 posts to make and 1 day to do it, we're gona do what they say can't be done.
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We can get to >>700 by the evening of 7000th if we do our best!
It will be glorious.
I wish I was a mitten. All my troubles and doubts would go away... I wish I was a mitten.
http://i.imgur.com/8PosH.jpg
I've had this rainmeter widget on my desktop for a long time. I'm so excited!
I'm going to post an ironic parody of a Reddit meme in >>700 and none of you can stop me.
do you really think we'll make it?
☢ 90 MINUTES TO IMPACT ☢
This is control, you have one hour until Day 7000. Keep in mind probable server time inaccuracy, don't rush.
apple
Rainy
NOW WILL LIST EVERY GAME I HAVE:
This is, in my ROM folder.
2. All One - Famimaga Disk Vol. 3
3. Apple Town Story: Little Computer People
4. Bebop
5. Bio Miracle Boku tte Uppa (Bokutte?)
6. Daisuki Teddy (GBA)
i spent $700 on cough syrup today
7. Gimmick!
This is my personal favorite.
i wnna get to 700 pzl
ticks literally fucks her sister shes gross
8. Hello Kitty no Ohanabatake
That is all
ticks once sent an innocent man to prison because she thought she'd get a shot at sleeping with his girlfriend
I have never seen so many DQN at once
bump
jerkin off on rolalr bladdes
we can d oit DQN stay strong in th face of adversity
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Go-go-go, we can't be too early on this one.
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DQN DQN LOL
tfw tokiko ruined our 700get and hes going to ruin the next one too :/
grunt grunt squirt
This is just like that time I forgot to do something and then I had to do it really quick you guys come on hurry up everyone in the world post at once
I want the GET, the GET is all mine!
Should we still try to get a >>700 if/ when we fail to get one today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--dl-mtFObE
Ora >>700 sa iguda
*throws his body towards the finish line while screaming
hime cuts r mo a
>>535
fuck you twat you already have 4chan to shitpost on
if your zany cumwhatever blogging isn't enough there, don't bring that shit here
you're literally like 18, go diaf kthxbai
captcha: nude
OH GOD WE ONLY HAVE TWENTYFOUR HOURS LEFT FUCK
Squeeks, can you just ban Archduke from the site? Maybe just all of Oregon. I doubt we have that many Oregonian posters here.
It feels like it's #dqn all over again
I bet a single museless VIPPER shat on our parade.
>>545
Fuck you, twat. You already have 4chan to shitpost on.
If your zany "cum whatever" (?) blogging isn't enough there, don't bring that shit here.
You are literally like 18 years old. Go die in a fire. Okay, thank you, and goodbye.
That get was dungable
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Stop fighting, start posting. For the sake of >>700 on 7000th!
Have you heard? Stupid South Korean activists launched their propaganda balloons over the border. We are living in the moment before North Korea fires back with artillery and both Koreas clash in the war.
The 24-hour window is open. I don't need to remind you all of what's at stake. Good luck and godspeed.
If you haven't already noticed, it's September 7000th. Let's put our grudges away and rejoice, and be merry and happy! For now we're living in post-7000 era, and >>543 is its first post!
yeah! that's the spirit!
sob sob
hi son i,m gay
oh ok
posting from work for the sake of seven hundred
POSTING FOR THE SAKE OF/SEVEN! HUNDRED!/POSTING FOR THE SAKE OF/SEVEN HUNDRED! GET!
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hurry up!!!!!
well... there's always next year?
things move too quickly, unless they don't
I thought if I sleep for a few hours, you'd get this thread over >>650, but you didn't. I'm disappointed.
SPRINT FOR THE FINISH!!
Yes we caaaan yes we caaaan yes we CAN CAN CAN
Little girls in funny outfits!
Hey so guys is monster hunter any good
Dompamine
Well, I'm pretty much out of Yuyuko AA. I'm taking requests for other characters.
For now, some Youmu.
>>509 I decided to take a photo of my games collection and realised two thirds of my PS1 games seem to have disappeared
And the games I have round my TV that I'm playing just now:
Ape Escape 3
Psychonauts
Ribbit King
XIII
Crash Nitro Kart
Spyro A Hero's Tail*
Unreal Tournament 3
MGS4 which I started playing again last night - did you know there's trophies to get now?
Scooby Doo & The Cyber Chase*
Stuart Little 2*
Silent Bomber
Yeaaaahhhh business startup conferences
i don't upload many images to that site, i have two others for some reason
http://i46.tinypic.com/jqp94i.jpg suwako
http://i52.tinypic.com/28jcn6c.jpg what an animated jpg??
http://i45.tinypic.com/152yqdt.jpg desktop
d'awww i love cirno
>>635
sure, here's a short exclusive clip 7 seconds long for >>700!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p3yKKgJciy
All out of Cirno. Time for a toilet break.
hatsune miku posted a video of me on her facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=124266414392596&id=10150149727825637
Think of something creative damnit!
I wish I had the balls to wear black leather chaps with a red leather thong
My captcha is hot, that is indeed what people would say about me in my chaps and thong
I'm gonna 700 get.
It's right there.
Just waiting to be gotten.
Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!
I am going to 700 get.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
just watched a girl take off a horribly messy bloody pantyliner
I see you all, thinking you're going to nip in at the last minute.
Don't bother; this 700 get is mine!
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Muhahahaha!
someone's going to be a shithead
le epic 700 GET xD
inb4 flamewar starts
You know what? I don't even care what the 700th post said. The important thing is that we actually made it! Think of all the fun times we had, spamming song lyrics and SJIS art... Oh, the memories!
I love how both hours and minutes of my post are divisible by 7! Without you, >>1-699, it wouldn't be possible! Thank you!
Oh, incidentally, just in case anyone wants to know where all the Touhou SJIS art came from:
http://touhou-aamatome.sakura.ne.jp/aa/