[COUNTDOWN] >>700 ON THE 7000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (715)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 14:40

WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN MAKE IT. HOPE. (NO)CHANGE. SUCCESS.
POST LADIES AND GENTS, POST, THE LUCKY NUMBER IS UPON US.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:44

Sometimes I consider playing Touhou but I'm not so fond of games that rely on quick reactions. ( ´゚ω゚`)

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:44

I want to 1cc lunatic but it's just ridiculous. Stage five isn't too bad, but the fight with Marisa is not even pretending to be possible.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:46

>>201
Have a go at it anyway! Who knows, you might enjoy it.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:47

And believe me, it has less reliance on quick reactions than most FPSes.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:47

>>199
There was that one thread in SAoVQ a while back.
Also I just noticed that back in the day when you had alternate stylesheets listed Firefox had a dropdown menu to select them, but that's apparently gone.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:49

>>203
Maybe I will. Last shooter I played was Jamestown and I spent like 3 hours on the final level, managed to survive to the second and presumably last form of the final boss and died and just gave up in frustration.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:50

>>206
Yes, frustration can be a terrible thing. You have to learn to take death in an almost zen-like way.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:52

It would appear that I have run out of things to say. I am now taking suggestions from the audience.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:54

Excellent suggestion, >>0! Perhaps I have posted enough for now.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:55

Good night, Dokyuns.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:57

>>205
Oh, Firefox now has a style editor in the Web Developer thing. It's kind of weird and buggy, but you can apply all of the stylesheets at the same time. Here's what it looks like, applied sequentially: http://i.imgur.com/sbgU1.jpg

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:09

Well excuuuse me, >>700!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:20

can't stop the >>700

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:10

Into the future, together with >>700.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:13

will there be cake?

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:37

delicious cakes

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:50

"I eat your CAKE."

  • There will be cake.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:59

Cake is nice. I like cake.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:03

Doing my part for the >>700.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:23

Huzzah!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:32

gogogogogo!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 05:55

we have to accelerate significantly.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 05:56

Full power to the Injuns!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 06:39

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:00

>>224
How can this service even tell when Eternal September ends.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:38

MY LIFE FOR >>700

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:42

>>700 is better than sex.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:09

I'm going to post some more.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:10

Unless we all start stream-of-consciousnessing soon, I doubt we're going to make it.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:11

I hope we do make it, that would be great.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:12

My dog is annoyed with me.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:13

That's because I won't let her into the room next door.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:13

Never mind, she got in anyway.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:14

This music is wonderful.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:15

These cat posters are also wonderful.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:15

Life is wonderful.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:16

I'm not sure I like chocolate any more.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:17

I haven't eaten anything yet today. Perhaps I should do that soon.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:18

Why do I have two boxes of matches next to my computer? Surely one should be enough.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:19

Hello again dog.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:19

Oh, you want to be stroked now, do you?

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:20

I suppose I can accommodate that.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:21

My captcha was pugly. I'm glad you're not a pug.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:21

Oh, and you're off again.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:22

Was it something I said?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:23

So, uh, back to my cat posters.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:23

They really are very nice indeed.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:24

There's all sorts of cats there, different colours as well.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:25

Well, I wouldn't know what colour they are.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:26

I mean, one of them looks blue; that can't be right.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:27

They all look very smug.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:28

I think it's because of the Clonepaish mouths.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:28

Clonepaesque.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:29

Clonepaiform.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:29

This is getting silly.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:30

Perhaps I shall leave it here for now.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 14:39

>>248
There are five cats here. Five. One of them is a real rogue, you know. One of those yankii kids who hangs outside of convenience stores. He's got this gruff voice and always asks to be let outside, so he can start a fight. Oh, and then one of them is a real femme. You wouldn't believe this guy could survive two weeks on his own. Acts like a real prince. Yeah, but that's nothing compared to the queen of them. Never comes out of the master bedroom, but whenever she does, she's in a bitchy mood. If you're lucky, she'll let you stroke her on the cold, hard bathroom floor. Oh, does that bring back memories. So that's what, three so far? Finally we have this fat chick that no one really cares about and a black one named Monkey. Always steals food off the table.

This doesn't have some twist where it's been a reference for you to understand all along or anything. This is what the cats in this house are actually like.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 14:47

Cluttered desk, what are your secrets? What tales lie hidden underneath the leaning tower of CD? Actually it's plain to see, a fly dost nest beneath thee. Tomes and volumes scattered round, which might have cost a pretty pound, I may not read you much today, for a darker one I'll keep you 'round. The monitor will stop it's slumber, once again become alive; aside it is a case, the tower, please don't call it a hard drive.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 14:53

There was DQN from Vermont,
Who opened up his restaurant,
Could not make a sale,
Hyped to no avail,
But professionalism was naught.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:06

At 3:00 o' clock, his crusty eyes continued to scan the display.

"Honey," he yelled at the form on his couch, "I'm going to head to bed." Peeking above the monitor, he saw she would be out like stone for the next few hours. Her laptop was on the coffee table, the web browser displaying some site he'd never seen.

"Better not to tempt fate," he thought. "Tomorrow is big, and I can't risk any sudden upset." Moving to the couch to pull a cover over his beloved, his eyes glazed over the laptop to her side. "i love my mom" was the title of the thread that started it all. With "fart man" in the name field, his wife had unfurled an epic yarn.

"What if all of this is true?" he paused. "Have I been so blind? I really haven't seen that she's an average looking English guy who's thirty-eight."

From: I Can't Believe I Married Fart Man, the hit anime.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:14

butts butts butts butts butts

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:20

How to >>700 GET
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To properly >>700 get, you must have the utmost expertise with regular posts. There may be one prodigy of the GET in the myriads of DQNs, but those are only romantic stories you here about. %99 of GETs are gotten by hard-working every posters like you and me. Before you even try to get >>700 on such a momentous occasion, consider having a dedicated career.

Next, starve yourself for three weeks. This empties your body so the gatorade can take more effect. Take a packet of gatorade syrup and slam it down as fast as you possibly can. This will give you one of the weirdest highs you have ever felt. ** NOTE: I am not responsible for any personal injury what so ever **

Next, you wait. To get a real good >>700 get, it's got to be on Sept. 70000. It is crucial that you don't get until then. This is where the law of the land comes in. Fourthly, you have to make sure it's in the designated >>700 GET thread.

Just make sure you take safety into consideration before trying to >>700 get. I won't take any responsibility for your injury or death!

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263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:43

Posts like >>700 are what DQN is all about.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:50

>>700 is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:36

>>700 changed my life.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 21:39

>>700 has the leadership this country means.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 21:40

>>700 actually has the leadership this country needs, >>266. You must be sleepy. Let's get to >>700 by posting while sleepy.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:23

Hasf gfds asdf
pst faster

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:54

It'll all be worth it when we hit >>700.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:09

I would spaz out and posts if there was no captcha

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:21

where doing this man

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:28

where making this hapen

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:31

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:32

The captchas are penance for our sins through which we must be purified before we come before >>700-kami.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:34

>>700 has and will be

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:35

Inspiring reading from DQN's past! Let's do better than our past selves this time!
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 23:43

post

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 00:56

faster

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 00:57

why this happen

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 00:58

because

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 00:59

is that so

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 01:00

>>278
Localized to user's time zone even though UTC is specified. Can't get it to work right. orz

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 02:36

I'm posting in this thread! Yay me!!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 04:11

that is so

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 06:19

post faster post faster aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 07:32

One time i to do but street learners 20 ears karate performance

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 07:35

Quick! Everybody who wants to post in the current thought thread, post here instead! For the sake of >>700!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 11:54

It's becoming increasingly unlikely that we will hit >>700 in time.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 12:02

I believe in DQN. All it takes is a dedicated poster or two to stay up all night entering captchas.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:11

We can totally make this, I'm sure.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:12

We just have to believe in ourselves.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:13

I will now proceed to type out all of the lyrics I can remember to that Corean egg song I heard a few times.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:15

Eggs! Get your eggs here!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:16

Fresh and white, eggs are here!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:16

Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:17

That's the best of what you are!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:18

(I love you, eggs!)

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:20

White and tender surround the centre,

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 16:21

Cozy sitting in a crackling shell.

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