[COUNTDOWN] >>700 ON THE 7000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (715)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 14:40

WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN MAKE IT. HOPE. (NO)CHANGE. SUCCESS.
POST LADIES AND GENTS, POST, THE LUCKY NUMBER IS UPON US.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 01:29

You know what is nuts? That there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:27

>there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.
>1993-09-6999 01:29
>401

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:39

21.5 hours until impact.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:44

The only "evidence" is that everything depends on its existence; but that's faulty reasoning, begging the question

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:48

>>700 will be the third impact, and "VIPs" will descent

Our only hope lies in the DQNHELLIONS

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 03:31

I'm losing hope, man!

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 04:17

We'll never make it.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 04:37

brap

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 04:55

aw man who farted?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 05:01

Well, you know what they say: fruit, fruit, the more you toot!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 07:20

If we make it, it could be the greatest achievement of DQN since Title.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:51

When I get back home, I'll spam AA of my waifu. That should get us a fair way.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:52

I only get back home tomorrow, though.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:53

The thread title states ">>700 on the 7000th" though, so it should be okay so long as we get there by 23:59 tomorrow.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:54

I said "though" too many times there.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:55

In other news,

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:56

Last night I had a dream in which I stole somebody's pantsu.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:57

They were all purple and stripy.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:58

Anyway, then someone mistook me for a girl and wanted me to engage in a bout of naked lesbian wrestling.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:59

But I was neither naked nor a lesbian nor a wrestler. (Nor a girl, for that matter).

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:00

So I ran away.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:01

I ended up in a cave of some description, with various machines and things in it.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:01

Then I got distracted by a magic Rubik's cube.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:03

One of the sides was a puzzle involving dwarves trying to make copper arm thingies. You know, the bits of armour that go over your hands and wrists.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:04

I was on the verge of completing it, and then I woke up!

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:04

How frustrating.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:05

Anybody know any fun family friendly Halloween games?

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:05

My subconscious must hate me.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:07

>>427
Well, I would not recommend naked lesbian wrestling. It can be very distressing to those caught up in the game who are not in fact naked lesbian wrestlers.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:07

Fully clothed lesbian wrestling is not much better.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:09

What I'm really trying to say here is that you, >>427, should just stick with pumpkin carving or apple bobbing or hide and seek or something like that.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:10

Magic Rubik's cubes would also suffice, if you happen to have any lying around.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:12

My captcha is threading. That's pretty great. If posting is making posts, then threading must be making threads.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:13

I sure am running out of things to say here.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:14

I guess I'll talk about how to do Subterranean Animism's extra stage.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:14

First things first: choice of shot type.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:16

My personal favourite is Reimu A; she does plenty of damage, has what is probably the best bomb in the game and the ability to jump to the opposite side of the screen is pretty damn useful as well.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:17

Reimu B is just like a not-so-good version of Reimu A.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:18

Less damage, less effective bomb, less useful special ability.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:19

Reimu C is pretty effective if you can get used to her. She more than makes up for Reimu A's lack of range.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:20

I never got anywhere with Marisa A. Just... no.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:21

Never even tried Marisa B, now that I think about it.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:22

Marisa C is literally the most fiddly shot type I have ever seen. If you can master it then well done to you, you probably deserve a medal of some kind.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:23

Anyway, on to the stage itself.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:24

Start off in the bottom left corner. You should be shooting the fairies as soon as they arrive, and catching their power items straight away.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:25

Stream slowly right, killing the fairies from the other side as they come towards you.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:26

If all goes well, you should end up dead centre with 1.00 power just as the first of the huge fairies shows up.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:27

The huge fairies with their radiating rings of bullets can be a little overwhelming at first, but don't worry about it.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:28

Being at full power at the midboss will make things much, much easier. For this to happen, though, you cannot afford to lose any power items at all.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:29

Grazing the rings of bullets is tricky, but sort of necessary.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:31

There'll be a couple of easy enemies and then, just before the midboss, a sequence of large fairies with very quick strings of bullets which limit your movement.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:32

I'm sorry to say, you pretty much have to memorise where they show up.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:33

And then Sanae shows up.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:34

Her first spellcard isn't too bad if you know the trick.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:34

Don't fire them

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:35

During the waves of lasers, stay at the absolute bottom of the screen, just above the Enemy marker.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:41

Sorry, had a phone call. Where was I?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:42

Yes, the lasers always fall in the same way, but the bullets don't.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:43

Her second spellcard isn't too bad, provided you don't make any sudden movements.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:44

Her third spellcard is pretty nasty. Stream the strings of bullets and be very careful when turning back on yourself.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:45

Don't let yourself get caught against the bottom of the screen. I usually play about half way up.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:46

The wave of fairies immediately after Sanae is tricky as well.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:47

You can graze their attacks, but it's very risky.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:48

If you're playing as Reimu A, you can swap sides half way through this attack. Otherwise you'll have to bomb.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:49

The next few waves are fairly trivial, until you get to more of the huge fairies with the radiating bullets.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:50

Bomb if you need to. They all drop power items, and it's just about possible to break even (that is, end up back at full power before the endboss).

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:51

That's all for now. I shall tell you how to beat Koishi another time.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:52

Unless, of course, any of you have any special requests for other stages.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 11:44

But we aren't trying to get to >>700 here.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:44

I got 231 posts to make and 1 day to do it, we're gona do what they say can't be done.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:48

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 16:34

maybe

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 16:50

(´・ω・`)

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492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:02

ave;new here we go

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:34

Are we trying to get to >>700 here as well?

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 19:15

We can get to >>700 by the evening of 7000th if we do our best!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 19:16

It will be glorious.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 19:17

I wish I was a mitten. All my troubles and doubts would go away... I wish I was a mitten.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 20:20

http://i.imgur.com/8PosH.jpg
I've had this rainmeter widget on my desktop for a long time. I'm so excited!

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 20:57

I'm going to post an ironic parody of a Reddit meme in >>700 and none of you can stop me.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 21:17

>>498
This >>700 GET is mine.

500 Name: Mr. 500 GET likes to 500 GET : 1993-09-6999 22:27

do you really think we'll make it?

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