WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN MAKE IT. HOPE. (NO)CHANGE. SUCCESS.
POST LADIES AND GENTS, POST, THE LUCKY NUMBER IS UPON US.
You know what is nuts? That there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.
>there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.
>1993-09-6999 01:29
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21.5 hours until impact.
The only "evidence" is that everything depends on its existence; but that's faulty reasoning, begging the question
>>700 will be the third impact, and "VIPs" will descent
Our only hope lies in the DQNHELLIONS
We'll never make it.
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Well, you know what they say: fruit, fruit, the more you toot!
If we make it, it could be the greatest achievement of DQN since Title.
When I get back home, I'll spam AA of my waifu. That should get us a fair way.
I only get back home tomorrow, though.
The thread title states ">>700 on the 7000th" though, so it should be okay so long as we get there by 23:59 tomorrow.
I said "though" too many times there.
In other news,
Last night I had a dream in which I stole somebody's pantsu.
They were all purple and stripy.
Anyway, then someone mistook me for a girl and wanted me to engage in a bout of naked lesbian wrestling.
But I was neither naked nor a lesbian nor a wrestler. (Nor a girl, for that matter).
So I ran away.
I ended up in a cave of some description, with various machines and things in it.
Then I got distracted by a magic Rubik's cube.
One of the sides was a puzzle involving dwarves trying to make copper arm thingies. You know, the bits of armour that go over your hands and wrists.
I was on the verge of completing it, and then I woke up!
How frustrating.
Anybody know any fun family friendly Halloween games?
My subconscious must hate me.
>>427
Well, I would not recommend naked lesbian wrestling. It can be very distressing to those caught up in the game who are not in fact naked lesbian wrestlers.
Fully clothed lesbian wrestling is not much better.
What I'm really trying to say here is that you, >>427, should just stick with pumpkin carving or apple bobbing or hide and seek or something like that.
Magic Rubik's cubes would also suffice, if you happen to have any lying around.
My captcha is threading. That's pretty great. If posting is making posts, then threading must be making threads.
I sure am running out of things to say here.
I guess I'll talk about how to do Subterranean Animism's extra stage.
First things first: choice of shot type.
My personal favourite is Reimu A; she does plenty of damage, has what is probably the best bomb in the game and the ability to jump to the opposite side of the screen is pretty damn useful as well.
Reimu B is just like a not-so-good version of Reimu A.
Less damage, less effective bomb, less useful special ability.
Reimu C is pretty effective if you can get used to her. She more than makes up for Reimu A's lack of range.
I never got anywhere with Marisa A. Just... no.
Never even tried Marisa B, now that I think about it.
Marisa C is literally the most fiddly shot type I have ever seen. If you can master it then well done to you, you probably deserve a medal of some kind.
Anyway, on to the stage itself.
Start off in the bottom left corner. You should be shooting the fairies as soon as they arrive, and catching their power items straight away.
Stream slowly right, killing the fairies from the other side as they come towards you.
If all goes well, you should end up dead centre with 1.00 power just as the first of the huge fairies shows up.
The huge fairies with their radiating rings of bullets can be a little overwhelming at first, but don't worry about it.
Being at full power at the midboss will make things much, much easier. For this to happen, though, you cannot afford to lose any power items at all.
Grazing the rings of bullets is tricky, but sort of necessary.
There'll be a couple of easy enemies and then, just before the midboss, a sequence of large fairies with very quick strings of bullets which limit your movement.
I'm sorry to say, you pretty much have to memorise where they show up.
And then Sanae shows up.
Her first spellcard isn't too bad if you know the trick.
Don't fire them
During the waves of lasers, stay at the absolute bottom of the screen, just above the Enemy marker.
Sorry, had a phone call. Where was I?
Yes, the lasers always fall in the same way, but the bullets don't.
Her second spellcard isn't too bad, provided you don't make any sudden movements.
Her third spellcard is pretty nasty. Stream the strings of bullets and be very careful when turning back on yourself.
Don't let yourself get caught against the bottom of the screen. I usually play about half way up.
The wave of fairies immediately after Sanae is tricky as well.
You can graze their attacks, but it's very risky.
If you're playing as Reimu A, you can swap sides half way through this attack. Otherwise you'll have to bomb.
The next few waves are fairly trivial, until you get to more of the huge fairies with the radiating bullets.
Bomb if you need to. They all drop power items, and it's just about possible to break even (that is, end up back at full power before the endboss).
That's all for now. I shall tell you how to beat Koishi another time.
Unless, of course, any of you have any special requests for other stages.
I got 231 posts to make and 1 day to do it, we're gona do what they say can't be done.
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We can get to >>700 by the evening of 7000th if we do our best!
It will be glorious.
I wish I was a mitten. All my troubles and doubts would go away... I wish I was a mitten.
http://i.imgur.com/8PosH.jpg
I've had this rainmeter widget on my desktop for a long time. I'm so excited!
I'm going to post an ironic parody of a Reddit meme in >>700 and none of you can stop me.
do you really think we'll make it?