WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN MAKE IT. HOPE. (NO)CHANGE. SUCCESS.
POST LADIES AND GENTS, POST, THE LUCKY NUMBER IS UPON US.
Anyway, long story short, I accidentally 1cced it with something like eight lives to spare. Also, 200 get.
Sometimes I consider playing Touhou but I'm not so fond of games that rely on quick reactions. ( ´ﾟωﾟ`)
I want to 1cc lunatic but it's just ridiculous. Stage five isn't too bad, but the fight with Marisa is not even pretending to be possible.
And believe me, it has less reliance on quick reactions than most FPSes.
>>199
There was that one thread in SAoVQ a while back.
Also I just noticed that back in the day when you had alternate stylesheets listed Firefox had a dropdown menu to select them, but that's apparently gone.
>>203
Maybe I will. Last shooter I played was Jamestown and I spent like 3 hours on the final level, managed to survive to the second and presumably last form of the final boss and died and just gave up in frustration.
>>206
Yes, frustration can be a terrible thing. You have to learn to take death in an almost zen-like way.
It would appear that I have run out of things to say. I am now taking suggestions from the audience.
Excellent suggestion, >>0! Perhaps I have posted enough for now.
Good night, Dokyuns.
>>205
Oh, Firefox now has a style editor in the Web Developer thing. It's kind of weird and buggy, but you can apply all of the stylesheets at the same time. Here's what it looks like, applied sequentially: http://i.imgur.com/sbgU1.jpg
delicious cakes
"I eat your CAKE."
Cake is nice. I like cake.
Huzzah!
gogogogogo!
we have to accelerate significantly.
>>224
How can this service even tell when Eternal September ends.
I'm going to post some more.
Unless we all start stream-of-consciousnessing soon, I doubt we're going to make it.
I hope we do make it, that would be great.
My dog is annoyed with me.
That's because I won't let her into the room next door.
Never mind, she got in anyway.
This music is wonderful.
These cat posters are also wonderful.
Life is wonderful.
I'm not sure I like chocolate any more.
I haven't eaten anything yet today. Perhaps I should do that soon.
Why do I have two boxes of matches next to my computer? Surely one should be enough.
Hello again dog.
Oh, you want to be stroked now, do you?
I suppose I can accommodate that.
My captcha was pugly. I'm glad you're not a pug.
Oh, and you're off again.
Was it something I said?
So, uh, back to my cat posters.
They really are very nice indeed.
There's all sorts of cats there, different colours as well.
Well, I wouldn't know what colour they are.
I mean, one of them looks blue; that can't be right.
They all look very smug.
I think it's because of the Clonepaish mouths.
Clonepaesque.
Clonepaiform.
This is getting silly.
Perhaps I shall leave it here for now.
>>248
There are five cats here. Five. One of them is a real rogue, you know. One of those yankii kids who hangs outside of convenience stores. He's got this gruff voice and always asks to be let outside, so he can start a fight. Oh, and then one of them is a real femme. You wouldn't believe this guy could survive two weeks on his own. Acts like a real prince. Yeah, but that's nothing compared to the queen of them. Never comes out of the master bedroom, but whenever she does, she's in a bitchy mood. If you're lucky, she'll let you stroke her on the cold, hard bathroom floor. Oh, does that bring back memories. So that's what, three so far? Finally we have this fat chick that no one really cares about and a black one named Monkey. Always steals food off the table.
This doesn't have some twist where it's been a reference for you to understand all along or anything. This is what the cats in this house are actually like.
Cluttered desk, what are your secrets? What tales lie hidden underneath the leaning tower of CD? Actually it's plain to see, a fly dost nest beneath thee. Tomes and volumes scattered round, which might have cost a pretty pound, I may not read you much today, for a darker one I'll keep you 'round. The monitor will stop it's slumber, once again become alive; aside it is a case, the tower, please don't call it a hard drive.
There was DQN from Vermont,
Who opened up his restaurant,
Could not make a sale,
Hyped to no avail,
But professionalism was naught.
At 3:00 o' clock, his crusty eyes continued to scan the display.
"Honey," he yelled at the form on his couch, "I'm going to head to bed." Peeking above the monitor, he saw she would be out like stone for the next few hours. Her laptop was on the coffee table, the web browser displaying some site he'd never seen.
"Better not to tempt fate," he thought. "Tomorrow is big, and I can't risk any sudden upset." Moving to the couch to pull a cover over his beloved, his eyes glazed over the laptop to her side. "i love my mom" was the title of the thread that started it all. With "fart man" in the name field, his wife had unfurled an epic yarn.
"What if all of this is true?" he paused. "Have I been so blind? I really haven't seen that she's an average looking English guy who's thirty-eight."
From: I Can't Believe I Married Fart Man, the hit anime.
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Next, you wait. To get a real good >>700 get, it's got to be on Sept. 70000. It is crucial that you don't get until then. This is where the law of the land comes in. Fourthly, you have to make sure it's in the designated >>700 GET thread.
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I would spaz out and posts if there was no captcha
where doing this man
where making this hapen
Some music to inspire you to make it to >>700!
http://www.last.fm/music/dqn-kun/The+DQN+September+5000+Special
The captchas are penance for our sins through which we must be purified before we come before >>700-kami.
Inspiring reading from DQN's past! Let's do better than our past selves this time!
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/
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>>278
Localized to user's time zone even though UTC is specified. Can't get it to work right. orz
that is so
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One time i to do but street learners 20 ears karate performance
Quick! Everybody who wants to post in the current thought thread, post here instead! For the sake of >>700!
It's becoming increasingly unlikely that we will hit >>700 in time.
I believe in DQN. All it takes is a dedicated poster or two to stay up all night entering captchas.
We can totally make this, I'm sure.
We just have to believe in ourselves.
I will now proceed to type out all of the lyrics I can remember to that Corean egg song I heard a few times.
Eggs! Get your eggs here!
Fresh and white, eggs are here!
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle.
That's the best of what you are!
(I love you, eggs!)
White and tender surround the centre,
