[COUNTDOWN] >>700 ON THE 7000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (715)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 14:40

WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN MAKE IT. HOPE. (NO)CHANGE. SUCCESS.
POST LADIES AND GENTS, POST, THE LUCKY NUMBER IS UPON US.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 22:27

dubs

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:16

I'm just going to start rapid-fire typing and posting as I think. Maybe that would be more interesting than just spamming single words or whatever (probably not).

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:18

I guess what's bothering me most about the Bhagavadgita is that its three main prongs are 'act correctly to uphold the crazy regressive feudal social order,' 'Krishna is your personal lord and saviour,' and 'the cycle of rebirth is a clusterfuck of incomprehensible rules, good luck!' all of which are pretty unappealing.
The vocabulary is easy though, so there's that.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:20

Almost done with a textbook on Old Irish. I get how the grammar works mostly, but my memory/intuitive sense of the conjugation and declension endings is really bad.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:22

Last time there was a hurricane (Irene I think?) a stray dog wandered on to our porch. Parents left some food and water out there but didn't let her in and she wandered off afterwards. I really hope she found her way back home.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:25

It's funny how the coming hurricane is being treated so breathlessly. Probably will be a fair bit of storm surge and random deaths from trees falling down and such, but not like a national catastrophe or whatever, just a handful of personal ones. Also like 30 people died in the Caribbean but they're foreigners so oh well.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:28

Actually that's funny in general, major hurricanes can kill upwards of a thousand people in the Caribbean and Latin America and they hardly get any mention, but upwards of a hundred Americans and it's 24 hours for the next six weeks and a dozen documentaries get made out of it.
Not trying to be one of those social justicy types, don't have any strong feelings about it, just seems risible.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:31

Breed differentiation in dogs is really remarkable. Would be neat if we could do the same with other domesticated animals. Obviously we do to an extent, but size isn't as variant.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:33

Maybe that's just perception though, I'm familiar with dogs and cats so differences are more readily apparent. There are plenty of different bovine breeds but I can't notice the distinctions. Even size, some cows are incredibly bulky, some aren't.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:38

It's pretty frustrating that consumers won the fight for DRM-free music but are totally indifferent to other media. Particularly since Blu-ray has probably the most cumbersome DRM in history, excluding maybe those old PC games that had dongles. Shit, I'm not even a pirate, I want to buy things, I just don't want to have to buy some shovelware Blu-ray playback software and constantly have to update.
eBooks also suck, but at least they're cracked easily. Finally got around to doing that after reading about lady whose Kindle got remotely wiped.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:38

Patience and Perseverance

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:40

It's also frustrating since I don't want to buy any DRM-laden ebooks anymore but I also dislike having physical possessions. University library was great, but local small town libraries are pretty middling.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:42

It's kind of weird to think that behind most small image and textboards are a group of people on IRC. Especially when you see personal references. It's like looking at shadows on the wall.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:45

Wonder what the ratio of IRCers to strays is. And which ratio tends best to cultivating a good community.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:48

I really like anonymous group communication. Not because I feel like I can get away with more, I have a pretty strong sense of internal guilt as opposed to external shame, but I really appreciate that things are judged discretely rather than bound up in social relations.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:51

Or ideas of identity at all. I don't even like things like Omegle. I'd rather dissolve into an anonymous whole than be an individual thing.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:54

When I have to I make up a new pseudonym on the spot. Don't feel any connections to any of them. I started corresponding with grey via e-mail recently and I realized I didn't even have a pseudonymous email.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:59

IRC scares me. Anonymous message board users turn into annoying catchphrase spammers or uptight Nazis when they're given pseudonyms. See: 4chan.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:00

Reading Euripides' and Seneca's Herculeses. The beginning is pretty brilliant, he's MIA in Hades and Lycus is going to execute his wife and kids because of some potential historical claim to the throne of Thebes or whatever, some you're holding your breath and waiting for him to show up and save the day. However, you also know that he's going to kill his kids later in the play.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:02

I'm so uncreative with pseudonyms that one of the only pseudonyms I use is "pseudonymous".

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:03

>>383
I think 4chan has different problems than that--I would assume the mass base of posters are oblivious to IRC, except maybe on /jp/. On smaller sites the ratios are flipped.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:07

Picking up a language after leaving it be for a long time is really frustrating. Constantly running into blocks and feeling like an idiot, but you can't ever get better without persevering.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:08

Of all the comics that needed a gritty, Nolan-lite TV series...Green Arrow, really? It works a lot better when he's portrayed more "middle-aged", even when he's actually younger. The irony is that a show for adults comes off as a lot more dull and childish than the Y7 cartoons that actually handled him really well.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:12

Being rich must be really weird. Lots of confusing decisions: is your job a valuable end in itself that you should continue in it? Once you're more or less sufficient is it really worthwhile to carefully manage your money to maximize it? Is that an end in itself? What's worth buying? What do you do with your estate after death? Do you/how do you fulfill your social obligations through charity?

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:14

The recent bout of media exploitation of comics IP is pretty fascinating. Wonder how long it will last? It's always been kind of an undercurrent, I guess.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:16

The problem I would have with being rich is that I know my hedonic treadmill would turn up to 11, and I would end up more miserable than I am now. Well, after a month or two of happy spending.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:19

I was looking at nice watches recently and they all seem hideous. Don't see the appeal of precious metals and jewels at all. I don't believe it's a matter of sour grapes. I really like complicated and ornate movements like in Patek Philippe's, but I'd like them in a simple pilot's watch.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:24

Sometimes when I look at things I like to imagine how much energy went into their creation. Like a book was a tree that grew by photosynthesis with energy from the sun and matter extracted from the ground and then harvested by lumberjacks who needed food and equipment which was constructed by people in the past in a long recursive spiral to the beginning of civilization, ink was I guess a mineral or something that was extracted in the same way, factory same way, then you have an author who was supported by civilization in a similar manner. Obviously a lot of that is amortized over huge quantities of each object. Still nuts.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:25

How the hell did baseball catch on in Japan and Cuba anyway?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:26

Christianity in Korea too. Seems like a really odd outlier.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:35

List of interesting historical thingies:

  • Conciliar movement that nearly turned the Papacy into a figurehead
  • That time when the Fatamids took over Sicily and southern Italy
  • When Kongo and Portugal were best friends
  • That time when Catalan mercenaries took over Athens
  • That war where like two thirds of the people in Paraguay died
  • When the Mongols invaded Indonesia
  • When the Ottomans took over Constantinople and the Sultan declared himself Kaisar-i-Rum, which means that Rome technically fell with the abolition of the Ottoman Empire in 1922
  • When the Khazars converted to Judaism
  • When everyone invaded Russia during the Civil War and that one group of Czechoslovaks made it clear across the country

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:36

Writing is pretty nuts when you think about it. You're receiving the thoughts of someone given physical form and transmitted across time and space.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:37

Pass me another joint, dude.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:38

400 GET next.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 01:26

>thinking in words

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 01:29

You know what is nuts? That there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:27

>there is no evidence for the existence of time and space.
>1993-09-6999 01:29
>401

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:39

21.5 hours until impact.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:44

The only "evidence" is that everything depends on its existence; but that's faulty reasoning, begging the question

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 02:48

>>700 will be the third impact, and "VIPs" will descent

Our only hope lies in the DQNHELLIONS

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 03:31

I'm losing hope, man!

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 04:17

We'll never make it.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 04:37

brap

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 04:55

aw man who farted?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 05:01

Well, you know what they say: fruit, fruit, the more you toot!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 07:20

If we make it, it could be the greatest achievement of DQN since Title.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:51

When I get back home, I'll spam AA of my waifu. That should get us a fair way.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:52

I only get back home tomorrow, though.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:53

The thread title states ">>700 on the 7000th" though, so it should be okay so long as we get there by 23:59 tomorrow.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:54

I said "though" too many times there.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:55

In other news,

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:56

Last night I had a dream in which I stole somebody's pantsu.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:57

They were all purple and stripy.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:58

Anyway, then someone mistook me for a girl and wanted me to engage in a bout of naked lesbian wrestling.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 09:59

But I was neither naked nor a lesbian nor a wrestler. (Nor a girl, for that matter).

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:00

So I ran away.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:01

I ended up in a cave of some description, with various machines and things in it.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:01

Then I got distracted by a magic Rubik's cube.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:03

One of the sides was a puzzle involving dwarves trying to make copper arm thingies. You know, the bits of armour that go over your hands and wrists.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:04

I was on the verge of completing it, and then I woke up!

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:04

How frustrating.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:05

Anybody know any fun family friendly Halloween games?

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:05

My subconscious must hate me.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:07

>>427
Well, I would not recommend naked lesbian wrestling. It can be very distressing to those caught up in the game who are not in fact naked lesbian wrestlers.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:07

Fully clothed lesbian wrestling is not much better.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:09

What I'm really trying to say here is that you, >>427, should just stick with pumpkin carving or apple bobbing or hide and seek or something like that.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:10

Magic Rubik's cubes would also suffice, if you happen to have any lying around.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:12

My captcha is threading. That's pretty great. If posting is making posts, then threading must be making threads.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:13

I sure am running out of things to say here.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:14

I guess I'll talk about how to do Subterranean Animism's extra stage.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:14

First things first: choice of shot type.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:16

My personal favourite is Reimu A; she does plenty of damage, has what is probably the best bomb in the game and the ability to jump to the opposite side of the screen is pretty damn useful as well.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:17

Reimu B is just like a not-so-good version of Reimu A.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:18

Less damage, less effective bomb, less useful special ability.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:19

Reimu C is pretty effective if you can get used to her. She more than makes up for Reimu A's lack of range.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:20

I never got anywhere with Marisa A. Just... no.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:21

Never even tried Marisa B, now that I think about it.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:22

Marisa C is literally the most fiddly shot type I have ever seen. If you can master it then well done to you, you probably deserve a medal of some kind.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:23

Anyway, on to the stage itself.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:24

Start off in the bottom left corner. You should be shooting the fairies as soon as they arrive, and catching their power items straight away.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:25

Stream slowly right, killing the fairies from the other side as they come towards you.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:26

If all goes well, you should end up dead centre with 1.00 power just as the first of the huge fairies shows up.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:27

The huge fairies with their radiating rings of bullets can be a little overwhelming at first, but don't worry about it.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:28

Being at full power at the midboss will make things much, much easier. For this to happen, though, you cannot afford to lose any power items at all.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:29

Grazing the rings of bullets is tricky, but sort of necessary.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:31

There'll be a couple of easy enemies and then, just before the midboss, a sequence of large fairies with very quick strings of bullets which limit your movement.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:32

I'm sorry to say, you pretty much have to memorise where they show up.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:33

And then Sanae shows up.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:34

Her first spellcard isn't too bad if you know the trick.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:34

Don't fire them

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:35

During the waves of lasers, stay at the absolute bottom of the screen, just above the Enemy marker.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:41

Sorry, had a phone call. Where was I?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:42

Yes, the lasers always fall in the same way, but the bullets don't.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:43

Her second spellcard isn't too bad, provided you don't make any sudden movements.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:44

Her third spellcard is pretty nasty. Stream the strings of bullets and be very careful when turning back on yourself.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:45

Don't let yourself get caught against the bottom of the screen. I usually play about half way up.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:46

The wave of fairies immediately after Sanae is tricky as well.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:47

You can graze their attacks, but it's very risky.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:48

If you're playing as Reimu A, you can swap sides half way through this attack. Otherwise you'll have to bomb.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 10:49

The next few waves are fairly trivial, until you get to more of the huge fairies with the radiating bullets.

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