[LEVON] DQN Backwards Short Novel [Chapter the Last] (83)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 21:40

and stumbled off into the setting sun, knowing fully that was the last time he would ever see her stupid, smug face. THE END

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Let's write a story backwards! I just ended it, so >>2 should write the previous few words, and so on. Read it in the right order (beginning to end) here! >>1000-1

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 21:48

he said simply "2 GET,"

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 21:56

3 GET

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 21:59

But as Jimmy saw someone do a

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 22:09

agreed she was truly the finest tap dancer Pyongyang had ever seen.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 22:38

Eternities later, she turned to the HNR and whispered, her final words, that she'd finally

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 23:11

then Mendelev will appear".

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 23:59

Marylyn looked deep into jimmy's eyes and stammered - "When you find what youre looking for, say my name one last time-

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 10:44

searching desperately under the furniture.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 11:26

She crossed the room nervously to Jimmy, who was

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:21

in a bunny costume.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:40

Pyongyang was watching from afar,

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 13:19

increasing grossly the tent in his pants.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 13:53

Then, for some reason, Marylyn decided to talk to Jhon about genitals,

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 15:04

Jhon appeared out of nowhere.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 20:40

fell over, then

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 21:19

The antique genie lamp

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 03:33

but upon bumping into the large dresser,

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 17:37

Marylyn was happily shaking her tush around,

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 20:38

farted.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 21:33

The man Rogozhin was spying on

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 22:42

It was an uneventful day in the continuing KGB investigation.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 05:51

Marylyn yawned in her office, staring listlessly at the papers that had been handed to her the day before.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 06:02

a gnome came crashing through the window, shouting "destigle",

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 07:44

You are now 97.5% of the way through this story.
On the day

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 20:21

As the reader turned yet another page, he wondered if there was much more left. Luckily, the next page read:

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 23:20

slowly, very slowly.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:22

( ・-・) Nobody loves you

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:31

On the way to the office, Marylyn listened to Beady Eyes on her mp3 player. He sang,

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:31

Then Beady Eyes, ever the cynic, said

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:33

(　　 )　　Waiting for a response was nerve-racking.
( 　 ・)　　He turned his head towards the child,
(　・-)　　and as their gazes locked, he whispered

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:36

"Several universes have collided!" he shouted over the hum of the engine. "You'll have to guess which of the three following options actually going to happen!"

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 00:54

The Loremaster, wrenching at the wheel of his aether ship, looked distressed.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 19:43

Back in Sausageland, everything had taken a turn for the wurst.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 23:42

king sized plate of pancakes.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 19:27

Santa grew hungry, so he asked the nearest elf to bring him his hourly

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 03:32

Rudolph's main bitch

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 03:45

growing larger.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 13:52

He was getting pretty sick of the whole "red-nose" thing, and with all the hassle from his bitches his urge to kill was

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 18:20

and that is how he found out his cold medicine supply was being tainted by His Greater Royal Highness Lord Saint Santa Nicholas J. H. "Christmas" Christ XIV, PhD, MSc, MD.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 16:59

fists fell off again

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 16:08

Richard Damson's

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8063 20:32

In March,

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8063 20:51

, while getting pretty worked up about his fists.

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8063 21:12

In January, Richard berated his beekeeper in a storm of pumpernickel-induced fury

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 00:24

but little did he know...

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 00:49

In December the year before Richard swore off pumpernickel and hired a full time beekeeper.

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 07:47

He knew next year would be the year.

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 12:04

but this year definitely wasn't the year.

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 17:02

Richard was confident that this year would be the year,

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 17:28

which turned out not to be the year either.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 19:10

self-destructive pumpernickel habit in 2010,

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8064 19:24

it was then when Richard realize his

54 Name: CIA : 1993-09-8064 19:40

And so

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 19:00

"Why, I'm shoving pumpernickels!" angrily remarked Richard.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 20:13

asked Jhon, with a look of aroused befuddlement.

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 20:14

"WHATTAFUCK MAN?"

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 20:28

blood seeping out under the doorway.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8065 22:56

but he was interrupted. Jhon suddenly noticed

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8066 11:52

Rudolf was about to unzip,

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8759 19:57

Brenda took her mittens off and plonked her lovely plump buttocks on the table.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 04:14

"Now strip and let me fuck your brains out," Rudolf said raunchily to Brenda.

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 20:15

After realizing what this meant, Brenda set her machine gun down and gently closed the door, silencing the raging weather outside.

64 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8760 23:57

"Get inside, set your machine gun down, and close the door to silence the raging weather outside

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 03:15

After hours in the raging weather outside, they made it back. Stumbling into the cabin, Rudolf said to Brenda,

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8761 17:50

Rudolf, Jhon, Brenda, and probably someone else decided to go into the raging weather outside for a few hours.

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 13:21

Richard was shoving pumpernickel in a corner, but nobody noticed him. They were all too focused on whether going outside was worth the risk.

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 13:34

while beating off a spider.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 17:45

Dr. Robotnik was screaming "PINGAS"

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 19:37

== THE PENULTIMATE CHAPTER ==

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8762 20:02

= YOU'VE JUST FINISHED READING =

72 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪ : 1993-09-8763 01:07

was all over.

73 Name: ｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8763 01:08

right before it

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 05:35

rape

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 10:35

one last

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 13:41

finally decided he would allow himself

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 14:46

after heavy deliberation

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8763 15:49

Dr. Robotnik

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8764 10:18

got up and walked out, never to be seen again.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 14:16

and when I do, I'll be yelling 'destigle'!", he finished, as he

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 16:24

He continued his rant. "I'll sneak into all your houses! I'll shave your heads! I'll stigle every stagle I see,

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8877 19:32

Bort slammed the gigantic tome shut, and took a few moments to compose himself while pretending he hadn't just trapped a small bit of skin between the pages.

83 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9977 02:20

thus ending the era of Teany Sibbleynoad."

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