thus ending the era of Teany Sibbleynoad."
Bort slammed the gigantic tome shut, and took a few moments to compose himself while pretending he hadn't just trapped a small bit of skin between the pages.
He continued his rant. "I'll sneak into all your houses! I'll shave your heads! I'll stigle every stagle I see,
and when I do, I'll be yelling 'destigle'!", he finished, as he
got up and walked out, never to be seen again.
Dr. Robotnik
after heavy deliberation
finally decided he would allow himself
rape
right before it
was all over.
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== THE PENULTIMATE CHAPTER ==
Dr. Robotnik was screaming "PINGAS"
while beating off a spider.
Richard was shoving pumpernickel in a corner, but nobody noticed him. They were all too focused on whether going outside was worth the risk.
Rudolf, Jhon, Brenda, and probably someone else decided to go into the raging weather outside for a few hours.
After hours in the raging weather outside, they made it back. Stumbling into the cabin, Rudolf said to Brenda,
"Get inside, set your machine gun down, and close the door to silence the raging weather outside
After realizing what this meant, Brenda set her machine gun down and gently closed the door, silencing the raging weather outside.
"Now strip and let me fuck your brains out," Rudolf said raunchily to Brenda.
Brenda took her mittens off and plonked her lovely plump buttocks on the table.
Rudolf was about to unzip,
but he was interrupted. Jhon suddenly noticed
blood seeping out under the doorway.
"WHATTAFUCK MAN?"
asked Jhon, with a look of aroused befuddlement.
"Why, I'm shoving pumpernickels!" angrily remarked Richard.
And so
it was then when Richard realize his
self-destructive pumpernickel habit in 2010,
which turned out not to be the year either.
Richard was confident that this year would be the year,
but this year definitely wasn't the year.
He knew next year would be the year.
In December the year before Richard swore off pumpernickel and hired a full time beekeeper.
but little did he know...
In January, Richard berated his beekeeper in a storm of pumpernickel-induced fury
, while getting pretty worked up about his fists.
In March,
Richard Damson's
fists fell off again
and that is how he found out his cold medicine supply was being tainted by His Greater Royal Highness Lord Saint Santa Nicholas J. H. "Christmas" Christ XIV, PhD, MSc, MD.
He was getting pretty sick of the whole "red-nose" thing, and with all the hassle from his bitches his urge to kill was
growing larger.
Rudolph's main bitch
Santa grew hungry, so he asked the nearest elf to bring him his hourly
king sized plate of pancakes.
Back in Sausageland, everything had taken a turn for the wurst.
The Loremaster, wrenching at the wheel of his aether ship, looked distressed.
"Several universes have collided!" he shouted over the hum of the engine. "You'll have to guess which of the three following options actually going to happen!"
Then Beady Eyes, ever the cynic, said
On the way to the office, Marylyn listened to Beady Eyes on her mp3 player. He sang,
slowly, very slowly.
As the reader turned yet another page, he wondered if there was much more left. Luckily, the next page read:
You are now 97.5% of the way through this story.
On the day
a gnome came crashing through the window, shouting "destigle",
Marylyn yawned in her office, staring listlessly at the papers that had been handed to her the day before.
It was an uneventful day in the continuing KGB investigation.
The man Rogozhin was spying on
farted.
Marylyn was happily shaking her tush around,
but upon bumping into the large dresser,
The antique genie lamp
fell over, then
Jhon appeared out of nowhere.
Then, for some reason, Marylyn decided to talk to Jhon about genitals,
increasing grossly the tent in his pants.
Pyongyang was watching from afar,
in a bunny costume.
She crossed the room nervously to Jimmy, who was
searching desperately under the furniture.
Marylyn looked deep into jimmy's eyes and stammered - "When you find what youre looking for, say my name one last time-
then Mendelev will appear".
Eternities later, she turned to the HNR and whispered, her final words, that she'd finally
agreed she was truly the finest tap dancer Pyongyang had ever seen.
But as Jimmy saw someone do a
3 GET
he said simply "2 GET,"