[LEVON] DQN Backwards Short Novel [Chapter the Last] (83)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 21:40

and stumbled off into the setting sun, knowing fully that was the last time he would ever see her stupid, smug face. THE END

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Let's write a story backwards! I just ended it, so >>2 should write the previous few words, and so on. Read it in the right order (beginning to end) here! >>1000-1

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 19:43

Back in Sausageland, everything had taken a turn for the wurst.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 23:42

king sized plate of pancakes.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 19:27

Santa grew hungry, so he asked the nearest elf to bring him his hourly

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 03:32

Rudolph's main bitch

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 03:45

growing larger.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 13:52

He was getting pretty sick of the whole "red-nose" thing, and with all the hassle from his bitches his urge to kill was

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 18:20

and that is how he found out his cold medicine supply was being tainted by His Greater Royal Highness Lord Saint Santa Nicholas J. H. "Christmas" Christ XIV, PhD, MSc, MD.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 16:59

fists fell off again

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 16:08

Richard Damson's

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 20:32

In March,

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 20:51

, while getting pretty worked up about his fists.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 21:12

In January, Richard berated his beekeeper in a storm of pumpernickel-induced fury

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 00:24

but little did he know...

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 00:49

In December the year before Richard swore off pumpernickel and hired a full time beekeeper.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 07:47

He knew next year would be the year.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 12:04

but this year definitely wasn't the year.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 17:02

Richard was confident that this year would be the year,

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 17:28

which turned out not to be the year either.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 19:10

self-destructive pumpernickel habit in 2010,

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 19:24

it was then when Richard realize his

54 Name: CIA : 1993-09-8064 19:40

And so

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 19:00

"Why, I'm shoving pumpernickels!" angrily remarked Richard.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 20:13

asked Jhon, with a look of aroused befuddlement.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 20:14

"WHATTAFUCK MAN?"

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 20:28

blood seeping out under the doorway.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 22:56

but he was interrupted. Jhon suddenly noticed

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 11:52

Rudolf was about to unzip,

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 19:57

Brenda took her mittens off and plonked her lovely plump buttocks on the table.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 04:14

"Now strip and let me fuck your brains out," Rudolf said raunchily to Brenda.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 20:15

After realizing what this meant, Brenda set her machine gun down and gently closed the door, silencing the raging weather outside.

64 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8760 23:57

"Get inside, set your machine gun down, and close the door to silence the raging weather outside

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 03:15

After hours in the raging weather outside, they made it back. Stumbling into the cabin, Rudolf said to Brenda,

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 17:50

Rudolf, Jhon, Brenda, and probably someone else decided to go into the raging weather outside for a few hours.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 13:21

Richard was shoving pumpernickel in a corner, but nobody noticed him. They were all too focused on whether going outside was worth the risk.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 13:34

while beating off a spider.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 17:45

Dr. Robotnik was screaming "PINGAS"

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 19:37

== THE PENULTIMATE CHAPTER ==

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:02

= YOU'VE JUST FINISHED READING =

72 Name: (iœjĪªª : 1993-09-8763 01:07

was all over.

73 Name: ²iœj) : 1993-09-8763 01:08

right before it

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 05:35

rape

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 10:35

one last

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 13:41

finally decided he would allow himself

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 14:46

after heavy deliberation

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 15:49

Dr. Robotnik

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 10:18

got up and walked out, never to be seen again.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 14:16

and when I do, I'll be yelling 'destigle'!", he finished, as he

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 16:24

He continued his rant. "I'll sneak into all your houses! I'll shave your heads! I'll stigle every stagle I see,

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 19:32

Bort slammed the gigantic tome shut, and took a few moments to compose himself while pretending he hadn't just trapped a small bit of skin between the pages.

83 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9977 02:20

thus ending the era of Teany Sibbleynoad."

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