[CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (126)

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 12:54

Congratulations, you are now in the living hell of New Jersy! It's like New Jersey but worse.

"Welcome to Marlbahro, New Joisey," says a cheerful woman with frilly hair and a big nose. "Would you like some cawfee?"

You simply stare in shock and confusion, so she goes on. "Hey, I'm tawkin t' you! Where y' frum?"

To graciously accept the cawfee and chat with the woman, go to >>36
To punch the woman in the face while shouting antisemitic slurs, go to >>48

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