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( E-E) One smore, with feeling.
( E-E) Are they poop brownies?
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If you sign up,
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Newfag to DQN culture, how do I change the font? I've gotten as far as discovering what font is used to copy Rei correctly, but I don't know what is required to use it here.
You can freshen my bofa.
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( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹) JPEG is my girlfriend's last name.
( ß ƒŽß) I would like one snippy, dismissive response about "being all out of that!" Oh, and an insincere apology as an appetizer!
(#M„DL) I want pre-ordered tickets to Majo Minarai o Sagashite, and a blue flying spaghetti monster with a big forehead to take me to the theater
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( ß ƒŽß) Rei! That hit new single of yours, Untitled is top of the charts! Will you sign my CD and/or face?
(-_-ƒ) Yoyoyo, are you an MC Rei fan, groupie or stalker? Answer wrong and my posse's beating the fuck outta you
( ಠ‰vಠ) I'm Rei's biggest stan
( E-E) I'm Rei's biggest fag.
( ß ƒŽß) Good thing I'm pansexual!
i LD`j Rei, if I could suggest a punishment, could you perhaps put some of Asuka's famous chili in a cup, drink it whole, and projectile puke it in any obsessive fans general direction?
($ v $) Hey, I smell an opportunity for profit! Anyone hurt need a lawyer?
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(@-@) NERV R&D here. We just finished making another Rei clone, and, at the commander's request, a clone of his son. But, y'know... With the chromosomes and such screwed around so... Now he's got a daughter. We'll be sending the both of them back here in a few hours... In the meantime, can I get an order of soylent green and some blueberry tea?
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(-„W-) Go away Clonepa. You're not very fun.
You do bring up a good point, though. This place does stink!... We need to hire a janitor or something, but who in their right-mind would work for minimum wage cleaning shit in a diner populated by mental patients, run by a psychotic, bitchy clone? Uh, no offense, Rei.
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(EÍE) Do you support eating poo-poo?
(EÍE) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of eating?
(EÍE) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of defecation?
(EÍE) Then give me a big serving of poo-poo.
(EÍE) Rocky road.
(EÍE) It was just a joke, lady. I didn't expect an interview here.
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(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Rei, you're being a bad person for refusing to wear the ball gag.
(╬ಠƒÖಠ) TOUCH MY PINGAS
(*ß[ß) Can those weird goo tentacle things molest you and make your nipples erect again?
( EƒÖE) Can I have a seafood mukbang ASMR?
Hard Liquor. Whiskey. Fringe Weaver. A bottle of vodka to wash off the taste.
And you as a drinking partner, on the double.
( EƒÖE) I want to see you slurping those tentacles
( ÜOÜ) WHEN I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY!
( EƒÖE) I want the usual
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i @˜§-]@|! i@I've never seen you before, sir....
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i @˜§-]@|! i@One dutch oven coming right up.
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( ` -L) I'd like to buy a tractor and some fertilizer
(LEƒÖE`) I'll have one digested Rei clone please
(LEƒÖE`) ...well?
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i @˜§-]@|! i@You'll need a straw.
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(LEƒÖE`) ...do you accept bitcoin?
(; ¥` ƒÖ¥L) I'll call my guy to get an exchange. Are you going to at least give me my straw?
( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.
(EÍE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Your face is obtrusive.
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(* LE„tE`) P-please don't do that...
( EƒÖE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.
( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.
(* LE„tE`) is the soup almost done?
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(* LE„tE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!
(* LE„tE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?
(* LE„tE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.
iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...
( ß ƒŽß) Spicy Papaya Salad please!
R(M„DL#)É I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!
(EƒÖE) One milkshake please!
(EƒÖE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor
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Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
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i@MƒnLj I'll have an order of the fingers, please. You know which ones.
i@MƒnLj Phooey! I was so close to replicating your secret seasoning and winning the blue ribbon at the state fair!
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can i get uhhh numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side
ʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕL•ᴥ•`ʔExcuse us, ma'am. Are bears allowed in this establishment?
look 'ere betch if you dont stop being r00d you w!ll have zero customers. none. zilch. nada
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i @˜§-]@|! i@The run-up to Halloween is the worst time of year,
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i @˜§-]@|! i@We still don't serve ghosts.
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(EƒÖE) So, when do you get off today?
._. in one hour why though?
(EƒÖE) Who the fuck are you?
._. me....im....IM.. IM ANNIE GUR!
(EƒÖE) So Rei, when do you get off today?
( ß ƒŽß) I'll have one satisfying ending please!
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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( ._.)‚Á“ú I broke it.
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Ms Ayanami, can you reenact this scene from your golden years as an actress? https://exhentai.org/s/4038719e0f/107555-46 (‹¤‹) /
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i EƒÖE) I want some bleach and battery acid please!!!
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Can I have one shinjifs special cum sandwich please?
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Shinji is gay
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but you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wanna rent Shinjifs boy pussy
How much for a night?
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<= ,ß„D,ß>½’U *cough *cough ugh... this isn't *gasp milk... shak---
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@( L_½`j @I'd like a rope to hang myself with please
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i@LÍMj,,,/ Can I be first to hitting peenyota with bat, Comrade?
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i@LÍMj,,,/ of molotov cocktail
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_R .U@- Ƀm @Go start your peoples revolution somewhere else
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_R .U@- Ƀm @Treat him nicely this time and dont get sperm
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(EÍE) Huitzilopochtli said he doesn't eat junk food.
(L<_M @) Ifll take whateverfs on the menu and a coffee please, herefs you $5.
(L<_M @) Ifm not picky.
(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ I'm not sticky.
(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Why would they?
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(L<_M @) Fine! Order what you like and wefll split the bill. Ifll take anything on the menu Rei-san
iP︶Pj Ifll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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( E-E) Fine, I'd like to order a pair of massive tits, Marty.
( E-E) Acceptable. Here's my 11.95 plus tax.
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( E-E) Yes, I would be interested in the tofu florentine.
(( E-E) And a side of poop soup with that.
( E-E) Curse you!
(( E-E) Thank you!
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( EƒÖE) CUT! Your supposed to ask for the poop soup Beady. We get invited to do a report on this renown diner and you insult the desk slave clone. We cant air that on a kids show! OKAY TAKE TWO aaaand ACTION!
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( EƒÖE) The live televised spectacle of Shinji's death via seppuku with a rusty steak knife would surely increase the number of paying customers and and bump up our declining ratings. Kids are getting bored of anal vore. They want real gore.
( ß ƒŽß) can I have that pipe bomb?
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