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Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?
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(*ί[ί) Wanna get off when you get off?
(*ί[ί) I'll have le reddit burger
(*ί[ί) ...
(*ί[ί) I have no friends.
(*ί[ί) Can I have 666 of your clones to, err, keep me company? I mean you can always keep making more, right?
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(*ί[ί) Why doesn't anyone like me? Give me something to make people like me, please.
( EΝE) Κ Nothing will make people like you, Shii! NOTHING!!!
( EΝE) I want an omelet
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( EΝE) John Scalzi just left.
( EΝE) David Gerrold is over in the corner by the kids playground. I think he really likes the ball pit.
( EΝE) So about that omelet...
(*ί[ί) which vegan options do you have?
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(*ί[ί) What wines do you have? I need to check it's not filtered through goat bones.
(*K^K) weed is bad
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(*ί[ί)
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(*ί[ί) I'll take it.
(*ί[ί) Do you have any good beer?
(*ί[ί) You know, as a chaser?
( LEΦE`) I'd like some neurotoxins to go.
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( EΝE) Hey lady, what can I get for 490 Japanese Yen(tm) or less?
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( E-E) I'd like to offer you a large order of my sauce.
( E-E) All over your face.
( E-E) That's the traditional way of serving it.
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(@B@@D ί ) kana hava chiisz bare gare?
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( E-E) One smore, with feeling.
( E-E) Are they poop brownies?
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Newfag to DQN culture, how do I change the font? I've gotten as far as discovering what font is used to copy Rei correctly, but I don't know what is required to use it here.
You can freshen my bofa.
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( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) JPEG is my girlfriend's last name.
( ί ί) I would like one snippy, dismissive response about "being all out of that!" Oh, and an insincere apology as an appetizer!