( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.
(EΝE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!
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(* LEtE`) P-please don't do that...
( EΦE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.
( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.
(* LEtE`) is the soup almost done?
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(* LEtE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!
(* LEtE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?
(* LEtE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.
iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...
( ί ί) Spicy Papaya Salad please!
R(MDL#)Ι I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!
(EΦE) One milkshake please!
(EΦE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor
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Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.
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i@MnLj I'll have an order of the fingers, please. You know which ones.
i@MnLj Phooey! I was so close to replicating your secret seasoning and winning the blue ribbon at the state fair!
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can i get uhhh numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side
ʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕ·ᴥ·ʔʕL•ᴥ•`ʔExcuse us, ma'am. Are bears allowed in this establishment?
look 'ere betch if you dont stop being r00d you w!ll have zero customers. none. zilch. nada
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dont mind me just going to take this trip (^_^)
ayo scuse me i want my numba 4, two number sevens. a millshake. a number 8 with extra fries. a number one. uh number two. another number seven no cheese. a large fries and two sodas on the side
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(EΦE) So, when do you get off today?
._. in one hour why though?
(EΦE) Who the fuck are you?
._. me....im....IM.. IM ANNIE GUR!
(EΦE) So Rei, when do you get off today?
( ί ί) I'll have one satisfying ending please!
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( ._.)Αϊ I broke it.
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Ms Ayanami, can you reenact this scene from your golden years as an actress? https://exhentai.org/s/4038719e0f/107555-46 (€) /