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( E-E) Acceptable. Here's my 11.95 plus tax.
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(( E-E) And a side of poop soup with that.
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( EƒÖE) CUT! Your supposed to ask for the poop soup Beady. We get invited to do a report on this renown diner and you insult the desk slave clone. We cant air that on a kids show! OKAY TAKE TWO aaaand ACTION!
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