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(L<_M @) Fine! Order what you like and wefll split the bill. Ifll take anything on the menu Rei-san
iP︶Pj Ifll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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i @§-]@|! i@He was hospitalized for anal fissures and damage to the intestine
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i @§-]@|! i You should probably head over there and revenge rape him.
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i @§-]@|! i Asuka! Prepare for imminent clean up on asile 5
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( E-E) Why are you shouting at each other from different restaurants?
( E-E) Fine, I'd like to order a pair of massive tits, Marty.
( E-E) Acceptable. Here's my 11.95 plus tax.
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i @§-]@|! i Sure, but you have to pay extra for the dead baby
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( E-E) I found a hair in my salad. I'm vegan. I demand an apology.
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( E-E) Yes, I would be interested in the tofu florentine.
(( E-E) And a side of poop soup with that.
( E-E) Curse you!
(( E-E) Thank you!
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i# MDLj I'm not asking you bitch I'm talking to the lunch lady
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i @§-]@|! i@ Does this look like an underground sex change clinic?
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i @§-]@|! i@ As are the boob kabobs.
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i @§-]@|! i@With a free side of Tater Tits.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, we just ran out.
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i @§-]@|! i@More specifically, we just ran out of
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| ₯ิΦ₯ิj Good news >>680!.
|.@V@Κ We've just been informed that it's not a stick of dynamite.
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| ₯ิΦ₯ิj The bad news is that it is an extremely powerful laxative..
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i @§-]@|! i@Poop soup is back on the menu.
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( E-E) Fuck is wrong with your sign?
( EΦE) CUT! Your supposed to ask for the poop soup Beady. We get invited to do a report on this renown diner and you insult the desk slave clone. We cant air that on a kids show! OKAY TAKE TWO aaaand ACTION!
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i @§-]@|! i@Coming right up. We're out of wine. SHINJI! STOP JERKING OFF AND GET TO WORK!
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i @§-]@|! i@Cash only, nipplehead.
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i @§-]@|! i THATS NOT WHAT HE ORDERED
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj@You only had TWO jobs:
i @§-]@|! i@@1. Force feed a duck
_R .U@- Ιm @ 2. Kill the duck.
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