If you're looking for something in the dark, turn on the lights. #LIFEHAX
If you run at a blind corner with your shoulder forward, you're highly likely to remain on foot in a possible collision. Additionally it would teach other people to avoid blind corners. #LIFEHAX
If you are in a hurry and need to find out what time it is, simply check your watch, phone, computer, clock, and/or other time-displaying item(s). #LIFEHAX
If you're trying to get away from police don't show that if a police officer approaches you. #LIFEHAX
If you find yourself in the dark, light your pocket torch up. If you don't have it equipped you might want to check your inventory by pressing "I" key. #LIFEHAX
Feeling hungry? Try eating something! Contemplating your mortality? Drink more whisky! Many uncomfortable sensations come with a cure, such as dry eyes (cured by blinking), coldness (cured by putting on a jumper), and interacting with the attractive sex (cured by not being so damn awkward)! #LIFEHAX
Avoid a hangover by just staying drunk #LIFEHAX
Have trouble remembering which way to plug in your USB devices? Try plugging it in one way and you should have a 50% chance of getting it right. If it still doesn't work, plugging it in the other way should have a 100% success rate. #LIFEHAX
Do you want to remember what your drunken friends were doing to mock them about it later? Do you want to stay sober without losing respect? Rub your face and especially nose with your palms, mess up your hair slightly and say, "Uuugh, I've had enough. Nah, thanks." #LIFEHAX
>>30
I swear, that never works. It takes me AT LEAST three tries every time.
>>32
I concur. Bad advice, works only when you look at the port and the connector after an unsuccessful blind attempt.
If a dishonourable death is inevitable, commit suicide before it happens. For example, if you find yourself moments away from a fatal collision with a tree or an oncoming vehicle due due to drunk driving, shoot yourself in the head first. #LIFEHAX #NotAllReligionsMayApply
Co-workers avoiding you? Strangers giving you dirty looks? Try deodorant! #LIFEHAX
Found your girlfriend dead? Breakup sex! #LIFEHAX
Poor college student? Bored of 20 cent ramen packs? Add organic vegetables for a meal that costs nine dollars and totally defeats the purpose of cheap ramen in the first place! #lifehax
(seriously, I see tons of articles like this. Are they all fucking morons?)
Feeling depressed? Stop using the internet so much! #LIFEHAX
No social life? Suicidal thoughts? Commit sudoku! #LIFEHAX
Tired of solving sudoku puzzles? Try arroword! #LIFEHAX
When you shave your balls, don't worry about finding a place to hide that embarrassing ballhair! Just put the extra hair up your bum and forget about it. #LIFEHAX
Have something else in your bum, but had to shave balls? Rub yourself in honey and stick to your chest, back, arms and legs! Look manly, become a lady magnet! Make a ballhair facial hair that will look genuine! #LIFEHAX
97% of table tennis games are won by the player that scores the first point. The next time you play table tennis, you can save time by only playing one point and then rolling two dice. If you get snake eyes, the player that didn't score wins.
Keep track of what you're doing so you can remember what you're doing if you forget what you're doing. #LIFEHAX
>>37
I've seen those, but my favorites are the ones that say "Do you owe a lot of money to the credit card companies? Well, maybe you should stop using the credit cards for a while and pay your debts!" #lifehax #genius #this_is_certfied_financial_adviser_stuff_right_here
i lllooveee her so mush kiss her
if you want a robust, customizable, source-based, non-systemd gnu/linux distro, install gentoo
It's easier to peel a banana from the bottom, by pulling the stem towards you. That way the tip of the banana won't get mushy as you try to squeeze the peel away. #lifehax #intelligent_design #atheist_nightmare #peanut_butter #whats_selective_breeding_anyway
Put mittens on your hands when removing something from a hot oven. This will protect your hands from the heat. #LIFEHAX #MITTENS
Put mittens on your hands while playing baseball. This will protect your hands from fast-traveling balls when you catch them. #LIFEHAX #MITTENS
Move to the state of Michigan, which in profile resembles a giant mitten.
http://mapsof.net/uploads/static-maps/michigan_cities_and_towns.png
...or don't, as our cities are crime-ridden Third World pestholes, our economy is crumbling, and it snows from October to April every year.
Doing something personal and private you don't want anyone to know about? Stay inside! #LIFEHAX
>October to April
It snows from September to November, there are ice storms from November to May/early june, and the other month/month and a half are blistering humid heat, and our governor previously ran Gateway computers into the ground killing off some of the best laptops of the day.
At least there's a few dive bars in Mackinaw City.
Put gloves over your mittens to protect them #LIFEHAX #MITTENS
(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ #MITTENS
Broken earphones/aux cable? Staple it to the back of a board or picture frame or something. You can now hang it on the wall, if there is a nail or something there. #LIFEHAX
Save money on batteries by only putting them in your clock when you want to know the time #LIFEHAX
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Inside of a house and your feet feel cold? Put socks on (socks are like mittens for your feet). Feet still feel cold? Put shoes on over your socks. #LIFEHAX
Save money on groceries by developing an eating disorder. #LIFEHAX
Do you share your penis with your loved ones? It it fine to share your penis with your wife, but if you want to stay out of prison, you should not share your penis with your preteen daughter. #LIFEHAX #DONTHAVESEXWITHYOURDAUGHTER
To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies
To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
to screw on a lightbulb, hold it in places and rotate the house.
Sick of having to do the dishes every day, and looking for a long term solution? Try committing suicide. #LIFEHAX
Tired of doing laundry? put them in your dishwasher and get them cleaned at the same time as your dishes. #LIFEH4X
Tired of doing dishes and laundry? Put your plates and clothes in the bathtub. get everything done in one shower #LIFEH4X
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Can't think of anything to say, but still want the 69GET? Just ignore thread theme completely, and you can hit the funny number without worry. #LIFEHAX
You can just post any old shit in any thread. There's no penalty. #LIFEHAX
I just discovered a neat trick I just had to pass onto you. When your macaroni has been in the microwave, the bowl can get very hot. In the colder months you can simply tuck your hands into your sleeves, but what if you're wearing a T-shirt? Well you can use two bags of Mini Cheddars or similar bagged snack. Simply hold a bag in each palm, and “cup” the bowl with the bags in between. It works by creating a barrier between the hot bowl and your skin. Then you can eat the warmed snack with your macaroni! #LIFEHAX
In any course where you learn about mathematical induction, start screeching SLIPPERY SLOPE FALLACY over and over to make nerdy friends who know what they're talking about! #LIFEHAX
