What lovely weather we're having.
[NAMES]ITT we think up ridiculous names for >>249's daughter[DAUGHTER]
Spanky
I want a Costa Coffee.
Incidentally, I kept my Costa shirt from the training and quite often wear it for regular day-to-day stuff, same with my RoadChef polo shirt.
I still want a Costa Coffee.
I did go to Krista College and I know exactly how to fix computers.
Are these headphones broken or am I just slightly deafer in one ear?
My iPhone takes nicer automatic pictures than the camera I bought just a couple years ago. The camera can take better pictures if I manually set the aperture and so on, but most of the time I just want to take a quick pic with automatic settings, and so my poor camera sits at home, ignored while I'm out and about taking pictures with my iPhone like a tool. First world problems.
I'm amazed that I actually have to ask myself whether or not I'm hungry.
>>256 weird I was just wondering the same thing, well actually this was recorded about a month ago (Easter Sunday actually) but I just transferred it to my computer the day before yesterday http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LZ00mTSFHt
>>256,260
You should switch ears to find out. Not bumping because I am not thinking of anything.
That went better than expected!
I will defeat you, Flandre. Just you wait.
>>264 You will not!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsBgCYL9Dn8
How much do I live smoked salmon/Aramaki Scaltinof? I love it so much I would turn myself to the DoD for terrorism just to give it a hug.
Brown acids in the flesh.
God damn it, I've finally gotten around to writing my secret messages for http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/777 and now it's already gone dark. I suppose I shall have to wait until tomorrow.
That was the worst Eurovision yet, two okay-ish songs and a lot of shite.
>>272 Don't know about your country but if you go to a police station here you can ask for an ultra-violet ink pen for marking your possessions with, I've wrote lots of secret messages and stories and poems and pictures in lots of places. I drew a massive picture of the King of All Cosmos from the Katamari games in some guy's flat without him knowing. Size plus colour equals love over dream I think it said.
I die a little on the inside every time I see a "walkthrough" on YouTube that should be called a longplay. If you aren't giving any tips on how to get through something, it's not a walkthrough.
I haven't had a TV for about 6 years now, and it seems my porn viewing has overtaken it to the point that I just saw "bbc" and my first thought was "big black cock" rather than my main national TV corporation
Now I can live alone without ever being alone
Grumble grumble roar roar
Ahhh my finger's bleeding!
I'm sure I'd fit the eccentric uncle archetype quite well.
Eat or sleep... Eat or sleep...
Woah brutal poor guy
awww that made me cry
Yeahhh go Jackie!
This film is awesome!
Yes yes very good, I admit it sometimes TV is actually not so bad
Ears
What do you call these things? http://www.ugoodusb.com/uploadfile/image/2010080221475478474713.jpg I call it a flash drive though some of my friends call it a pen drive. Individually I give them cute names.
BRUTAL RAPE WITH GUITARS!
Ko pee pay
Ok so I accidentally drank a glass of cream liqueur because I thought it was one of those creamy coffee drink things. I gotta wake up in 5 hours and drive. Will I be okay by then?
Tokugawa Shobonate
>>287
I call them "whistle" or "data whistle". When I have to deal with a humour-deprived person I say "flash drive" instead.
Hello DQN this bus has wi-fi!
>>301
The bus I get has its own Twitter hashtag and I don't know why.
I know people who put Baileys into their coffee travel mugs and take them to work. Doesn't seem like the best productivity solution, but I'm not an office manager so what do I know.
( ゚ ー゚) I really want to hear those cute names you give your pendrives, >>287!
Fuuuuck I accidentally read Kotaku comments again.
IQ points do not grow back, children. Please do better than I did.
>>307
I recommend reading Rock Paper Shotgun comments instead. Often even the non-pun threads put a smile on my face.
I wonder what happened to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184397945/957.
Let me tell you about the plasticity of the flesh.
>>304 The first one was Flashy, then Sparkle, then um Fluttershy and Twilight, and Flicker (Flik for short). I got Twilight free from the JobCentre... who thought it would be a good idea to give 4GB flash drives to jobseekers? I'm grateful but why?
Cheap steel! Whooo!
>>311
I imagine they were intended as a means of carrying a copy of your CV and related documents around in case you run into a potential employer, as well as enabling you to save down information about job offers from public terminals etc.
>>311
It's possible ran out of the really small-capacity ones that usually get given out, or perhaps they didn't know you can still get such things as a 128MB flash drive ordered in bulk from China, or perhaps they even just wanted you to think they were awesome as a form of marketing.
Sod the extra money from ESA. I want to go on JSA and get a free pen drive!
Welcome to the land of spineless hedonists.
I prefer dwarfs to dwarves.
A lovely picture, wouldn't you agree?
If I tuck my penis between my legs, I almost look like a girl!
I shouldn't have agreed to go on that trip with those people. That kind of "fun" is not for people like me. What's more, one of the two friends that wanted to come along just backed out.
>>323
I'm going bowling with a few of my friends and a few of my closer acquaintances. I hope I don't regret it.
I have definitely earned my tea and cakes.
>>321 Yes, but the kind of jobs an animator applies for don't get advertised at the JobCentre. I doubt that would have crossed their minds; I feel if I'd said to an advisor I'd like to apply for animation jobs they'd be like "is that even a job?"
I made ice cream bread today, went better than last week's effort. I missed the part of the recipe that said "mix the self-raising flour with the ice cream until it is all moist" so I ended up with hot flour and burnt ice cream in a bread tin.
Bit of an anticlimax though really, just tastes like bread. If I'd known that I wouldn't have shelled out for fancy lime and raspberry ice cream.
However many times I gaze at it, I simply cannot hate it at all. Familiarity does not breed contempt; it does not breed at all.
Stop fucking around and be a man. There ain't nothing out here for you.
killall zsh
fish
yes
Ten more years of "I'll do it tomorrow."
Don't I at least get an award or a consolation prize?
London does not exist.
Trying to find VIPPERS, citadel dwellers and DQN-Kuns on social networking sites is fun.
I am filled with a profound inner joy every time I remember that I live in a universe in which shrine maidens exist. Truly, would life even be worth living for without shrine maidens?
>>335
I've already checked it in the past, I think. The sad thing is that most of the accounts I find are abandoned. I guess that's probably for the best.
I want to go to Grissini Ristorante Italiano tonight but all my friends are "busy." I might just go alone.
>>337
That reminds me, the supermarket that used to carry grissini pesto breadsticks stopped carrying them. :(
I want a bodied yukkuri that can turn into smoked salmon
Pizza party!
I still haven't selected a favorite touhou
>>340
A small cathedral city in northern England, only really notable for its university. It is a very pretty place indeed, especially at this time of year.
I'm so happy that the demanding thread is back.
I want happy posting life back!