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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:27

What lovely weather we're having.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 13:14

Hello DQN this bus has wi-fi!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 14:48

>>301
The bus I get has its own Twitter hashtag and I don't know why.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:05

I know people who put Baileys into their coffee travel mugs and take them to work. Doesn't seem like the best productivity solution, but I'm not an office manager so what do I know.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:07

( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I really want to hear those cute names you give your pendrives, >>287!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:35

>>287
/dev/sdg1-81

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 15:41

>>302
Whats its hash tag?

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:11

Fuuuuck I accidentally read Kotaku comments again.

IQ points do not grow back, children. Please do better than I did.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:35

>>307
I recommend reading Rock Paper Shotgun comments instead. Often even the non-pun threads put a smile on my face.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:47

I wonder what happened to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184397945/957.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:09

Let me tell you about the plasticity of the flesh.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 19:46

>>304 The first one was Flashy, then Sparkle, then um Fluttershy and Twilight, and Flicker (Flik for short). I got Twilight free from the JobCentre... who thought it would be a good idea to give 4GB flash drives to jobseekers? I'm grateful but why?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 00:33

Cheap steel! Whooo!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 09:03

>>311
I imagine they were intended as a means of carrying a copy of your CV and related documents around in case you run into a potential employer, as well as enabling you to save down information about job offers from public terminals etc.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 09:45

>>311
It's possible ran out of the really small-capacity ones that usually get given out, or perhaps they didn't know you can still get such things as a 128MB flash drive ordered in bulk from China, or perhaps they even just wanted you to think they were awesome as a form of marketing.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 10:30

Sod the extra money from ESA. I want to go on JSA and get a free pen drive!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 10:31

Welcome to the land of spineless hedonists.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 10:35

I prefer dwarfs to dwarves.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 12:59

>>315
Do you know that Japanese space agency is JAXA?

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 15:19

A lovely picture, wouldn't you agree?

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 18:44

>>313 Yes you are right, that is exactly what they are for, but who has a 4GB CV? I wondered the same as >>314

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 19:20

>>320 An animator's portfolio in high resolution could easily hit 4GB.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 20:24

If I tuck my penis between my legs, I almost look like a girl!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 20:30

I shouldn't have agreed to go on that trip with those people. That kind of "fun" is not for people like me. What's more, one of the two friends that wanted to come along just backed out.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 21:46

>>323
I'm going bowling with a few of my friends and a few of my closer acquaintances. I hope I don't regret it.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:31

I have definitely earned my tea and cakes.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 00:08

>>321 Yes, but the kind of jobs an animator applies for don't get advertised at the JobCentre. I doubt that would have crossed their minds; I feel if I'd said to an advisor I'd like to apply for animation jobs they'd be like "is that even a job?"

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 00:13

I made ice cream bread today, went better than last week's effort. I missed the part of the recipe that said "mix the self-raising flour with the ice cream until it is all moist" so I ended up with hot flour and burnt ice cream in a bread tin.

Bit of an anticlimax though really, just tastes like bread. If I'd known that I wouldn't have shelled out for fancy lime and raspberry ice cream.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 11:04

However many times I gaze at it, I simply cannot hate it at all. Familiarity does not breed contempt; it does not breed at all.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:00

Stop fucking around and be a man. There ain't nothing out here for you.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:05

killall zsh
fish
yes

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 20:05

Ten more years of "I'll do it tomorrow."

Don't I at least get an award or a consolation prize?

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 21:35

London does not exist.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:05

Trying to find VIPPERS, citadel dwellers and DQN-Kuns on social networking sites is fun.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:09

I am filled with a profound inner joy every time I remember that I live in a universe in which shrine maidens exist. Truly, would life even be worth living for without shrine maidens?

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:03

>>333 EASY MODE - Check the Facebook group

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:11

>>335
I've already checked it in the past, I think. The sad thing is that most of the accounts I find are abandoned. I guess that's probably for the best.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:15

I want to go to Grissini Ristorante Italiano tonight but all my friends are "busy." I might just go alone.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 00:20

>>333
I disapprove of this activity. It is pointless, it destroys the magic of the text board. It wilts that perceived shared mentality, a feeling of belonging to the Superstructure.

>>336
It is for the best. It promotes the worst kind of individualism.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 02:53

>>337
That reminds me, the supermarket that used to carry grissini pesto breadsticks stopped carrying them. :(

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 03:35

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/778 lives in a pretty place and i want to know where http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/778 lives.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 05:46

I want a bodied yukkuri that can turn into smoked salmon

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:12

Pizza party!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:31

>>335
There's one of those? Gross!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:31

I still haven't selected a favorite touhou

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 07:56

>>344
How about Yuugi?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 08:13

>>345

Funny you say that, she's in top ten!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 09:58

>>340
A small cathedral city in northern England, only really notable for its university. It is a very pretty place indeed, especially at this time of year.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 15:22

I'm so happy that the demanding thread is back.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 16:39

I want happy posting life back!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 21:47

Some day, I will plant a sapling.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 21:53

Tyson. Jackson. Jordan. Game 6.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 22:43

>>347 If it's where I think it is, my mum had her graduation ceremony at that cathedral and my late stepdad was a head lecturer at that university...

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 23:00

Who'd have thought there'd be another fan of Limmy's Show on this web sight.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 09:22

Actually, I don't think setting seeds on fire would do them much good.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 12:51

I - I have - two thousand fences? Why do I have two thousand fences‽ How did it come to this? Oh god.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:39

How did I not pick up the reference in DQN's dates earlier?
how did it take me this long to realise.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 16:41

I'm glad Just Eat lets me know who's paying exact change by card and who's more likely to give me a tip through cash. Now I know whose food to cook better.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 20:45

I could go for some Bob Evans right now. Too bad I don't live within 600 miles of a single Bob Evans.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 22:52

Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, for tomorrow shall come the supermoon!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 00:59

Les animaux

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 01:10

Stylized grumpy onion

362 Name: ignore this : 1993-09-7207 02:24

http://heyfunniest.com/post/40318163161#permalink-notes

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 03:38

Drug X

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 13:50

B-side wins again!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 16:04

Let us dance the Brownian waltz.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 16:18

I am not overly concerned.

Bemused at best.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:25

Are you, perhaps, beginning to believe that you know how the world works? You are wrong.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:27

I am depressingly sober.

Hurry up, dole.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:33

Guess that dream ain't comin' true any time soon.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 17:43

the world is a great mystery

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 18:25

（･ c_･） If it ain't dro it ain't me

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 18:31

Lotus lost, lotus found.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 20:45

I am so gamsi at him

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 21:19

I shall create something beautiful.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 22:16

2 down

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 00:19

What happens if I don't kill the killer?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 01:37

Oh, I just have to do the whole thing again.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 01:58

Why is this board so dead on the weekends? Do you guys have lives or something? Friends and romantic interests you spend Saturdays with? Or do you guys just pretend to have lives and not post on weekends so people think you have lives?

420

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:50

>>378

I think it's because during the weekdays, the people who have school or jobs resort to more passive activities in their free time such as checking DQN, or another board, listening to music, or mindlessly browsing the internet. On the weekends they have time to set aside a good amount of time for their hobbies, such as marathoning some shows they meant to watch, trying to beat a level in a game, or going to that trendy new restaurant they meant to check out.

That is pretty much what my life is like when I'm not on a break.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:52

I kind of went on a tangent there, what I was trying to say is that on the weekend a lot of time is freed up for them to indulge in their hobbies that can't be enjoyed during a lunch time break from work or between classes (like posting on DQN)

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 04:50

Anyways, >>379, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to a trendy new restaurant a while ago; you know, the Ethiopian place?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
So I decided to go next week.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 07:45

I have a life. I don't like go out and get wasted at a club every night. But I spent my weekend hanging with a friend watching The Hero Yoshiko.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 08:16

>>381

What Ethiopian place!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 09:59

Under the supermoon, loli to issho.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 11:45

>>378 I post here just as much whatever day it is. All days are the same when you don't have a job. Every day is like Sunday, or Saturday I guess.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 13:33

The new Touhou game is wonderful. Life is worth living again.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 14:50

>>378
Weekends are outside of the regular incursion of time in DQN. Same as how no time passes in 6ch time runs at variable rates on weekends to debug itself around DQN.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 17:04

>>389 will be/inspire the name for my next youtube video:

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 17:27

Naked man spins round on computer chair for 5 minutes, then vomits

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 17:56

The video has already been made, and that's not what the video is of.

Nah never mind I went with >>107 as it sums up the content and frame of mind nicely. Thank you >>107

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 18:07

I saw a mating pair of butterflies today. I felt like a bit of a voyeur.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 18:09

>>383
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 The trendy new one!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 18:14

God damn it, my skirt still hasn't dried!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:02

>>386 I can't play it, it crashes every time I try to start it (´；ω；｀)

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:04

>>394
Try removing the kanji from the folder name.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 19:04

>>390
That was my post as well! You're welcome~

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 23:56

Getting drastic, is it?

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 23:59

Now just the pigeons, and the jumps, and the last couple of races I think...

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:40

>>378
Pretty much what >>379 said! During the weekdays I browse DQN at work since it's text based and doesn't look suspicious from a distance. On the weekend I spend time exploring, cooking, kissing, playing video games, making things and so on.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:48

LETS TAP
deoo doo do DOO doo dooOo
Lets tap let's tap
future tap engage

la la La LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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