I feel like death.
Also, the cactus I bought two days ago seems to have bruised because I tipped it over, and now it's dark and blackish and probably rotting and dying, and it's all my fault. I don't even have a suitably sharp knife to amputate the necrotic tissue.
On top of that, I can't seem to gather enough energy to work on this gif-making app I'm creating.

Now that I think of it, maybe I should eat something. Wish me luck.