Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (495)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

489 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10529 22:44

i was reading about omorashi (japanese fetish of pee-holding) online the other day so i decided to give it a shot. chugged down one and a half liters of water and then i went to a grocery store. the urge for peeing suddenly kicked in while i was at a store but i managed to hold it in while i was there. it felt like walking made the whole thing worse because the motion moved my bladder (i guess), so by the time i got home i was almost peeing my pants.
has it ever happened to you that as soon as you enter your hose after a long day you feel like you need to take a shit? that's what happened with me except i felt a painful urge to pee. i layed down on my bed and by this point i was feeling like someone had kicked me on my crotch. i knew i had to go to the bathroom, on my way there i noticed i couldn't stand straight because doing so made my bladder hurt terribly. i sat on the toilet seat and one minute later i was pissing unvoluntary.

overall i gotta admit it was a pleasant experience during the first 45 minutes or so, but after that it was just painful and not in an enjoyable way.

490 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10603 20:34

I've listened to all of the VIPTRONICS COOL FREE RINGTONES at least a couple of times each.

491 Name: vc: exyuge : 1993-09-10737 08:26

I miss VGCats.

492 Name: nerv : 1993-09-10856 08:24

i love the smell of my sweaty asshole... if i don't shower for a few days i spend a lot of time just breathing in my dank crevice

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11144 01:16

When I was 14 years old and an anarcho-primitivist I would masturbate exclusively to caveman porn featuring brown people out of desire to keep ideological consistency.

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11144 12:29

>>490 I made a few of those

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