ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (866)

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 10:03

>>700
Meeting a cute girl tomorrow and probably cuddling her for four days non-stop.

>>702
What are you especially not looking forward to?

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 18:45

>>701
The news story on Saturday with a mugshot of your face next to a picture of a cute girl, headlined "CUTE GIRL MURDERED TO DEATH BY ASPHYXIATION BY SELF-PROCLAIMED "THE CUDDLER""

>>703
When the moon hits your eye, what exactly is it like, and how is it referred to?

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 22:25

>>702
As the moon approaches hitting distance, it causes an extreme, violent tide that submerges the part of Earth closest to it. This in turn causes extreme, violent storms essentially worldwide. As such, depending on its trajectory and speed, there's a pretty high chance you'll drown or be killed by debris before the moon gets close enough. Assuming you find a way to survive that, though, and manage to make it to the designated location, the moon will certainly have accelerated to such a speed that you won't have time to process the sensation of the moon hitting your eye before your frail body is completely vaporized from the impact energy.

This is referred to as the Apocalypse.

>>704
How should I break the cycle of staying up late, getting up late, and sleeping through most of the day when businesses are open?

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 06:02

>>703
Going a day without sleep usually works for me. Stay up late, then when the sun rises take a shower, get out of the house and try to keep yourself occupied until evening. Keeping your body moving and staying out in the sunlight will help revert your biological clock.

>>705
What's the best place you've lived and why?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 17:22

>>704
Probably the place I stayed in my second year of university. Positives:

  • Spacious
  • Double bed
  • Bills included
  • Fairly reasonable price
  • Decent kitchen
  • Within easy walking distance of university and laundrette

Negatives:

  • Heating was broken, so it was always too hot
  • Downstairs neighbour was a bit loud
  • Wasp nest outside

>>706
Would you like a hug?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 05:02

>>705
Yes.

>>707
How much candy do you eat?

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:13

>>706
Not that much. At most, the equivalent of one to two candy bars a week.

>>708
How long has it been since the last time you talked to somebody in real life?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:51

>>707
A couple hours.
>>709
How many different states/provinces have you been to?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 19:30

>>708 I've been to 2 provinces of Catalonia, 1 in Australia, 8 in France, 4 in Belgium and 3 in the Netherlands. There are 0 states or provinces in Britain, but if you count counties, well, all of them I guess.

>>710 Where's the nicest place you've been?

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 22:41

>>709
The nicest place I've ever been is only nice because most people don't know about it. So if I told you where it is, it'd be worse off.

>>711
What was the last thing you bought at a 711 (or a similar convenience store)?

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 00:44

>>710
A bacon-wrapped hot dog.

>>712
Are you comfortable right now? Why/why not?

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 20:34

>>711
No, not really, because it is a misery to cohabitate with the people in my area, but I don't know of a better area to move to.
At night I dream of a big sea-worthy houseboat and a lifetime supply of mittens so I can at last drift away and spend my days cut off from my species but for a satellite internet connection.

>>713
Did you enjoy it?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 01:41

>>712
No.

>>714
Which letter (of any alphabet) has the most aesthetically pleasing shape to you, personally?

714 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9016 01:49

>>713
I like the J a lot. If we want to get exotic ت is really cute and happy. Of course ω, the mouth of many of our favorite characters. I guess I really like rounded open top graphemes.

>>715
What should I make for dinner tomorrow night?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 09:54

>>714
Shakshuka.

>>716
How do you operate your pants?

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 12:45

>>715 I wear boxer shorts

>>717 Have you ever worn pants so tight that when you try to shit yourself, you can't?

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 19:56

>>714
Something Indian. I would recommend a dish, but I'm afraid I'll spell it wrong.

>>716
Who's a man and a half?

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 21:16

>>717
Barry Chuckle is both a man and also a half of the British children's comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers.

>>719
What is the closest you've ever come to dying?

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 23:17

>>718
I was speeding while drunk on a highway and missed an exit, I fucking smashed the break pedal trying to take it, but my car started spinning out of control. I hit the highway barrier and only manage to fuck up the front bumper, everything else, including myself, was ok. I use Uber to move around the city when drunk now.

>>720
What's the most wasted you've ever been?

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 01:21

>>719 I once took too many xanax on a Friday night and didn't wake up until Sunday evening. My own saliva stained the carpet.

>>721 Do you like vector graphics?

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 02:56

>>720

>I once took too many xanax on a Friday night

used to do that pretty much every night

SVG sounds good in theory but it's annoying in a lot of ways. I do prefer PNG over JPG though. Adobe Flash was vector-based, and look how well that turned out. Not well at all. But aside from that, I don't really care that much about image formats.

If you're drawing, it makes more sense to use raster graphics because then you can do more complicated images that look like actual paintings instead of a couple of lines whose only advantage is that they look smooth when you zoom in on them. SVG makes sense for icons or some logos or graphs or something, but that's about it. But the solution to pixelated raster graphics is to draw super high-res and then downscale for whatever site you're uploading to. It's easy to start with a lower resolution when drawing, but I think it's better to have a resolution that's too high instead of too low.

>>721
How often do you get drunk?

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 15:22

>>721
I drink alcohol perhaps once every two weeks or so, but only one or two drinks, so I never get more than tipsy. I've only been properly drunk once. My neighbour threw a house party, and my bedroom was directly adjacent to the speakers, so, realising I had no hope of sleeping, I decided I may as well join them. I was slightly feverous, didn't know anyone there, and everyone else was about ten years older than me. I ended up just standing around aimlessly listening in on conversations I had nothing to add to, and drinking every so often. The party pretty much ended around 3am, when I went home, threw up, and collapsed into bed.

>>723
What is your favourite and least favourite part of your own body?

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 17:27

>>722
Favorite: my brain, unironically. Not in a I-think-I'm-smarter-than-everyone-else way, but because I'm glad I don't have any serious mental problems. Look at Terry Davis, for example. He's a genius programmer, but he is hopelessly schizophrenic.
Here's an image of a schizophrenic person's brain compared to a normal one:
https://www.livemint.com/rf/Image-621x414/LiveMint/Period1/2014/04/01/Photos/Venkatasubramanian-Image-2--621x414.jpg
Imagine basically having a big hole in your brain that makes your thoughts and behavior weird. No thanks!
Least favorite:
My ankle, because I injured it and it never fully healed.

>>724
What is something you do that you think nobody else does?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:10

>>723
Put my finger in my bum. I'm not entirely sure whether nobody else does it; I'm always suspicious of a good night's rest.

>>724
What's the most yak-shaving or procrastinating thing you've ever done?

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:57

>>724 In the grand scheme of things, everything is equally pointless so nothing really counts as procrastinating to me. Though I kind of regret wasting some of my precious time on Aristotle's Metaphysics, what a load of rubbish!

>>726 What are your 3 favourite books and why?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 17:18

>>725
50 Shades of Grey
50 Shades Darker
Ready Player One

>>727
Tell me, what do you think of airplanes?

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 18:50

>>726
I love travel, but I hate airplanes. Airport security sucks. Jet lag sucks. At least they sometimes give you alcohol on the flight.

Someone once gave me HORRIBLE advice for dealing with jet lag. "Don't sleep before the trip, just stay up the night before and sleep on the plane!" But the economy seats were too tiny and uncomfortable (and the comfy ones are ridiculously expensive), and there was too much turbulence in order to sleep at all! So I was tired as fuck during a flight across the pacific ocean.

>>727
How many books have you read so far this year?

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 12:22

>>727
Five:

  • The Second Sex - Simone de Beauvoir
  • Whipping Girl - Julia Serano
  • Fateless - Imre Kertész
  • Mrs Dalloway - Virginia Woolf
  • The Destruction of Black Civilisation - Chancellor Williams

>>729
Of the video games you've played, which had the best plot, in your opinion?

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 14:54

>>728
Video games are lame.
>>730
What are you doing with your life?

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:31

>>729
Playing video games and watching anime.

>>731
Who are you cheering for?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:32

>>728 I don't know about plot, we're all familiar with the John Carmack quote about plot in a video game I think. But the best writing (subtle difference) of the games I've played was Fallout: New Vegas, I think. It's one of few RPGs where I was invested and immersed enough that I sincerely had trouble and angst doing something I wouldn't do IRL. Especially in the expansions, where each one is based on one central choice, I had trouble replaying it and doing the other choices.

>>731 If the only music you could listen to for the rest of your life was the collected works of one single artist, composer, band, etc, who/which would you pick? Off the record, my "favorite" and the one I picked when a friend posed me this question are different artists.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:36

>>730,731 Croatia. I'm not actually watching the game, but I hope they win. Fuck France.

And Tchaikovsky. Not necessarily my favorite composer/musician of all times, but probably the one with the biggest catalog with the best ratio of things I like to things I don't.

>>732 Is it morally acceptable to lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings, in your opinion?

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:37

FUCked it up again justfuckign beat me with a chair

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 19:34

>>733
As you wish.

>>735
Did it hurt? When I beat you with a chair.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 16:01

>>732
Not just morally acceptable but morally imperative. All social interactions are founded on convenient lies of that sort -- lies of omission, if nothing else.

>>734
I didn't feel a thing.

>>736
Do you believe there will be a World War III (or a war of comparable magnitude) within your lifetime?

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 04:04

>>735
God, I hope so.

>>737
Do you think you will ever have a family? Why or why not?

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 11:02

>>736
Nope. I have absolutely no interest in sex or romance, and will soon be starting a course of medication that will probably, as a side effect, make me infertile.

>>738
What is your favourite type of insect?

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:16

>>737
I don't have a favorite, but I do have a least favorite:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bugman

>>739
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:30

>>738
Holed up in some rural farm town, watching the big cities burn on TV and giggling like a lunatic.

>>740
What's that goddamn racket out there?

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:31

>>739
It's a badminton racket; you can tell by the fact the handle is much longer, and the head smaller and rounder than a tennis racket.

>>741
What are the last five non-DQN entries in your browser history?

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:37

>>740
My browser is set up to never save browser history ever. Only bookmarks. Also clears all cookies when you close the browser. It's better this way.

>>742
Do you do any coding? If so, what kinds of things have you made? If not, what would you make if you knew how to program?

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 07:31

>>741 I did Visual Basic at school, then when I got a job at a games studio there were sometimes tiny code fixes I was able to do myself to save the programming team's time but I'm not much of a coder at all. When the company folded, I did wonder if I'd be able to take the code-base and make something cool out of the dead project but I have to much other stuff going on to really spare time to learn how to code. The idea I had was to make the player characters... made of constantly-generated water shaped like them, and they splash about.

>>743 Would you play a splashy fighting game where the fighters were made of water?

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 10:39

>>742
As a fluid dynamicist, I'd certainly give it a try; it sounds like it could be pretty cool. Especially if you have special attacks that do stuff like change your or your opponent's viscosity, surface tension, pressure fields, etc.

>>744
When was the last time you cried?

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 21:53

>>743
While waking up from a fairly disturbing dream. The last time I cried "for real" though was after getting in a fight with my parents.

>>745
What's your most embarrassing "unpopular opinion" you are willing to reveal?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 19:49

>>744
I have unpopular opinions, but I don't think they're embarrassing. Also, people would probably get mad if I posted my unpopular opinions here, since they are political.

>>746
How many scars do you have?

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 21:57

>>745 Hundreds and hundreds, because I have a penchant for painting with my blood. I wonder if I've reached 1000?

>>747 Have you ever tasted dog's blood, or the blood of any other animal?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:33

>>746 Fred was right, seek help

>>748 What do you think you're trying to prove, anyway?

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 08:46

>>747
I just want to be remembered by strangers after I die. I don't really care how. After all, I'll be dead.

>>749
Which was your favorite unbreakable blood oath?

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 18:50

>>748
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_oath_(Hungarians)

>>750
What is the single most useless piece of information you still remember exactly?

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 20:48

>>749 There's a lot of it in me old noggin, but I can perfectly recall the particular set of noises the toilet the cottage in the woods I lived in until I was 6 made when it flushed. Whhhw-whhhhw, whhy whhhwHhh... ba-dumpah-dshhh...(...)

>>751 What do you do when you can hear your downstairs neighbours are having a party?

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 17:18

>>750
Footsteps, stomping, music, and laughing.

>>752
What's your least-favorite song and why?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 01:35

>>751
"Ah vous dirai-je, Maman" AKA "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" AKA "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" AKA "Alphabet Song". I hate it because it's cloying, extremely bland, and ubiquitous.

>>753
What's your favorite RPG and why?

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 03:50

>>752
Tabletop: GURPS for the flexibility, though I find 5E surprisingly pleasant. Video game: Planescape Torment, because I felt like I could actually choose what role to play, while also taking in a pretty decent story. (The only JRPG series I've really played is Ys, so I can't really judge that category.)

>>754
What's your favorite pole arm?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 11:58

>>753
I'm pretty into war scythes.

>>755
What is the biggest problem in your life right now?

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:35

>>754
I ate spicy food for dinner last night and I'm dying in my chair at work today.

>756

What is your preferred email provider?

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:54

>>755
I'm currently using Protonmail. It's pretty cool.

>>757
What is your favourite/least favourite D&D class?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 18:41

>>756
Favorite: fighter, being a strong guy who hits things with a big stick is fun
Least favorite: wizard, being a fucking nerd who fights with books is lame

>>758
What's your favorite meal that takes under 15 minutes to prepare?

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 19:51

>>757
Cut a piece of salmon. Remove the scales. Add some salt. Simmer for a couple of minutes. You may wish to cut it up while it is simmering to distribute the heat more efficiently.

>>759
If your life was a game, played by beings in some higher plane of existence, what would the speed-run leader board look like for [insert a life goal of your choice]?

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 04:45

>>758
I'm not sure I fully understand the question. I have no idea what the speed-run leader board would look like, because I don't know any beings in a higher plane of existence, let alone their names.
But here are a few random life events that I think would be funny to speedrun:

  • Obese% (reach a BMI of 30.0 or higher)
  • Porn% (become a porn star)
  • Dictator% (become dictator of a small country)
  • CPS% (have a baby, get it taken away by child protective services (idea stolen from Sims speedrunning))
  • Hot Dog% (win a national hot dog eating championship)
  • Nipple% (get somebody else to lick and suck your nipples)
  • Cancer% (die of cancer)
  • Extinction% (exterminate the human race)

>>760
What are you watching recently?

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 04:59

>>759
A lot of Community reruns. I'm almost ready to move on.

>>761
Who are you voting for in 2020?

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 11:46

>>760
I'm actually quite conflicted on this one. It's a tough decision, especially for someone relatively apolitical such as myself. Ultimately, however, I think my vote is going to go to Miyuki Takara.

>>762
Which would you rather have amputated: one of your arms, or one of your legs?

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 14:40

>>761
Leg, definitely. Right leg if I get to choose.

>>763
What's your plan for when the $ goes into hyperinflation?

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 14:59

>>762 It will affect my currency, or maybe we will have a new currency then and it can just be part of the settling-in period for the new world. Whatever happens, I don't really care, life will happen and I will only sort of be part of it.

>>764 Do you ever worry the weather where people live will be manipulated by malicious forces?

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 22:10

>>763
I did a couple of modules of meteorology back in undergrad, and... no, I really don't. The sheer amount of mass and energy you'd have to manipulate to cause any kind of harmful weather, e.g. a drought or hurricane, is way out of our technological reach. The only weather manipulation we can do at present is cloud seeding, and even that only works locally, temporarily, and only if clouds are on the verge of forming already anyway.

>>765
What is your opinion on body pillows?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 22:16

>>764
A vague facsimile of mai waifu, veering dangerously into 3D territory.

>>766
What's that thumping sound from the apartment upstairs?

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 00:08

>>765
Sex. Everybody is having more sex than you. Especially the people upstairs.

>>767
What is your opinion on horoscopes?

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 21:23

>>766 I have a bit of a crackpot theory about astrology... see how the moon affects the tides, well what if the different celestial bodies actually do hold some kind of sway on different people on our planet born at different times? For example if Mars has, I don't know, a lot more iron in its core, and people born at a time when it's close to Earth are more susceptible to something in it, compared to people born when another planet is aligned with the Earth a different way. Like what if people born at different times of the year were affected by which planets were nearest at the time, and as they swing back into orbit, those planets affect the people in different ways? As in the universe is a complex system and the positioning of everything makes a tight, perfectly arranged mechanism for how life on Earth plays out. I'm drunk and pretty sure this is a lot of bullshit, but I also bet there's a lot of variables humans aren't aware of and can't measure/understand yet. I've always thought horoscopes were superstitious nonsense, but it's interesting how often people match the stereotypes they were born into.

>>768 Do you know enough to tear my pseudoscientific inklings to shreds?

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 23:22

>>767
Here's my attempt: we know what happens to tides when planets align (see number 8 on this list), or this article about something similar in 2000. The effect for the first was something like 4x10^-5 meters, according to Wikipedia, and less for the second. Those tidal effects on a womb, or perhaps on an undeveloped brain, would be minute, probably less than the G-forces caused by the mother standing up and walking around once or twice more per day.

Here's my complementary pseudoscientific inklings, though: in eras before electricity and good transport networks, people's activities and diets were far more closely correlated to seasons than they are now. So children born in winter might start developing object permanence with consistently different surroundings than children born in summer, and they might eat different types of food at critical stages. They might form different habits based on what tasks their family needed when they became old enough to start doing manual labor, and so on. Things like zodiac signs could have categorized those differences.

>>769
What's an interesting fact that you know because of your field of profession/training, but which you don't think gives away what that profession/training was?

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 01:52

>>768
Did you know that people tip strippers with $2 bills now instead of $1s? Inflation is real.

>>770
If I gave you $100 right now with the stipulation that you had to spend it on something "fun" and not like rent or bills, what would you get?

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 08:09

>>769
Definitely a mechanical (browns) RGB-backlit keyboard (full-programmable, of course), or a musical toy that goes beep boop.

>>771
Where could I keep my homebrew once it's in progress? I don't actually have that many dark, undisturbed places in my house.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 14:10

>>770
It's difficult for me to suggest places without knowing anything about where you live, but surely you must have somewhere dark and undisturbed? Maybe the back of your wardrobe, or in a drawer? Or just in the corner of a room with a blanket over it?

>>772
What have you been playing recently?

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 16:26

>>771 A little bit of MGSV each day grinding my Mother Base stats up, Tekken 7, FIFA '96, Croc: Legend Of The Gobbos

>>773 What's the oldest console you own?

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 16:58

>>772
ZX Spetrum, which I today learned was released a year before the NES (1982 vs 1983; I own one of each). Currently it's out of action, though, due to my insufficient skills at converting coaxial to composite.

>>774
Do you make cocktails? What's your favorite?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 17:09

>>772
Currently borrowing Famicon (1983) from a friend, but the first console I actually owned was a Game Boy (1989).

>>774
What are some of your favorite old games?

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 14:56

>>774
Doom, hands down. I'm making a map for it right now.

>>776
What is your favorite season?

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 18:07

>>773
Sorry, I don't know anything about cocktails. I think my sense of taste is plebeian enough that they would be wasted on me.

>>775
Autumn, followed after a gap by winter. Probably because of the lack of humidity (where I live).

>>777
Whoa, 777, an auspicious number. You must be pretty lucky. What's the most recent stroke of good fortune you've had?

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 05:39

>>773
(replying because I missed the first time and >>776's answer was boring)
I make cocktails but nothing fancy, usually just mixing whatever juice I have with whatever alcohol I have. However my favorite is hands down gin + Jamaican ginger beer.

>>776
Yesterday I forgot to bring proper shoes to a basketball event, but it turned out my friend had the address wrong anyway, so we just spent the day drinking craft beer instead. In this way two misfortunes became fortunate.

>>778
What's a fond memory you have of 2018?

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 06:24

>>777
I started college in 2018 and the first day I moved into the dorm is a great memory. I went out and explored the city with some friends from high school and overall just had a great night.
>>779
Why is your favorite band your favorite?

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 11:46

>>778
I like them because they were trying to produce a new sound like none heard before. I think they succeeded.

>>780
Do you want rice with that?

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 12:23

>>779
Yes please, with extra sauce.

>>781
How's the sex life?

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 23:35

>>780
I haven't had the sex since last year
So, it's about as dead as my frontal cortex

>>782
The?

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 09:40

>>781
No.

>>783
What the fuck is wrong with you?

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 19:56

>>782
I just don't know when to stop. Also, severe mental retardation.

>>784
Programming question. You're probably a programmer. In the string "abcde", is the character 'a' at the start of the string, or the left?

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 20:41

>>783
It's at the first position, which is the same as index 0.

>>785
How long is a piece of string?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 22:03

>>784 The distance from one end to its midpoint, times 2.

>>786 When was the last time you got film developed?

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 23:16

>>783,784
It depends on how the string you are using is defined. But admittedly, C-style string is often presumed these days due to its simplicity, and many abstractions that are employed like a more flexible C-style string are widely used in practice, so this is more like a nitpicking (one open to more nitpicking), as programmers are wont to be like.

>>785
Never, my parents hate me and would never give me a camera that worked.

>>787
Are you the funk soul brother?

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 19:09

>>786 A funk soul brother, but not the funk soul brother. Ahh, that takes me back to playing FIFA '99 all day...

>>788 Which is the best FIFA game in the series and why?

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 13:24

>>787
Championship Manager.

>>789
How about them woodchucks, eh?

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 18:43

>>788
I'm not impressed. Just really overweight rats tbh.

>>790
Procedural or hand-made?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 03:25

>>789
All-American copy pasta, all day every day. Hoorah!

>>791
Have you ever seen a bald eagle, such as at a zoo?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 05:10

>>792
No

>>793
Do you love Lain?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 10:34

>>791 No

>>794 Have you ever strolled down a secluded lane with your true love, pinkies intertwined?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 13:46

>>792
No

>>794
What's your favorite kind of mask?

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 14:41

>>793
Noh

>>794
Plans for the weekend? Don't just answer "no;" what are you doing?

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 07:35

>>794
hiding from dad, he may not be an alcoholic but he does the same shit and he was on the warpath tonight so i can't sleep

>>796
Do you speak a language that has a sound like "ngo"?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 07:53

>>795
I've said the word "bongo" before, so I guess so.

>>797
If you were arrested by Detective Pikachu and went to Pokémon prison, which Pokémon's bitch would you prefer to be?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 10:50

>>796
Jigglypuff

>>798
What aspect of early 2000s net culture do you miss the most?

vc: chen

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 19:22

>>797
All Your Base memes.

>>799
How do you feel about the upcoming 800GET?

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 03:09

>>798
I'm so excited!

>>800GET
How excited are you, from 1 to Excited?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 04:22

>>799
So
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>>801
What's your fast food tier list?
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