ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (866)

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 13:53

>>816
Not quite a question, I think you mixed this up with the other thread.

>>818
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Huh, Satan?

818 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:39

>>817
Yeah, it did. I just wanted to be loved to be honest with you. But God couldn't have any of that.

>>819
What is your favorite Twitter account, if any?

819 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:44

>>818
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/

>>820
When was your first visit to 4-ch and how did you find it?

820 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 00:31

>>819
When the spam in /prague/ got to the point that you couldn't post normally anymore, like 2011ish or something. I just followed other posters to the secret area and then here.

>>821
Who's your favorite egirl.

821 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 11:47

>>820 Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.

>>822 What's the last book you read for pleasure, not for school or work, and what did you think of it?

822 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 12:09

>>821 I read lots of books, this year I read a good book called "Wittgenstein's Poker" about an infamous confrontation between Ludwig Wittgenstein and Karl Popper, and it compared their similar situations as Jews escaping the Nazis. It was really interesting, but the book I'm just about to finish is this beautiful, signed copy of a book called "Dharma Delight" by Rodney Greenblat. You might know him as the creator of Parappa The Rapper and my girlfriend Um Jammer Lammy. It's an illustrated guide to various buddhist concepts and stories. It really is delightful http://whimsyload.com/product/dharma-delight-signed-copy/

>>823 How many books do you read per year?

823 Name: (・へ・ ;) : 1993-09-9959 14:40

>>822
A couple here and there, mostly work related (programming). I've read most of what I care to read, no one's really written anything very interesting since Wittgenstein/Heidegger/Derrida.

>>824
If there is such a thing, what is the relationship between the mass attenuation coefficient of an element and the threshold at which EM radiation is able to ionise an atom of that element?

824 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:51

>>823
Bitch, shut the hell up

>>825
How much do you hate >>823?

825 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:04

>>824 not at all, it was an intriguing notion, I didn't have a good answer but I'm glad he thought to share the juicy fruit from the bough of his imagining tree

>>826 Is a muffin cake?

826 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 01:18

>>825
Cupcakes are cake. Muffins are bread. But cakes are just airier versions of bread. So I don't know.

>>827
Is cheesecake pie?

827 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9976 02:37

>>826
It doesn't fit the criteria for cake, but does for pie, so it's pretty unambiguously pie if you get past the name.

>>828
Got a scrap of paper?

828 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 12:14

>>827 Fuckin loads, a tree was cut down and pulped to make this paper, and due to an oath I took I am required to honour their lives by making art on their body parts instead of just binning the scraps.

>>829 Check this out, a sheet of paper is to a tree what a burger patty is to a cow, what do you make of that‽

829 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 20:06

>>828 I want hundreds of patties

>>830 Have you ever gotten a handwritten letter directed in your physical mailbox from somebody you don't recognize? (I just did) (Who the fuck are you, random Georgia mailer?)

830 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 14:19

>>829 Someone tried to get me to cash a fake check for them and give them part of the illegal proceeds.

>>831 Ever get scammed out of $750 or more?

831 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10074 20:05

>>830
Yeah, it was a funny story actually! Email me at definitelynotascam@legitimatewebsite.com for details, and I'll tell you all about how it happened. Make sure you have your credit card to hand.

>>832
What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

832 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 09:23

>>831 Probably going to jail for choking a bitch, it was so boring

>>833 Can you repeat the question?

833 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 12:40

>>832
Sure.

>>834
Can you repeat the question?

834 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:10

>>833
No I cannot.

>>835
What's your favourite prime number?

835 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:18

>>834
Why, 835 of course!

>>836
How do I get better at math?

836 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:38

>>835
read the liber abaci by liberace

>>837
when will the sun come out again? it's sad here

837 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 00:01

>>836 When you wave away the clouds in your heart.

>>838 What is the ideal sock length in proportion to personality?

838 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 11:05

>>837
Everybody, without exception, should wear cute stripy thigh high socks. This will improve everybody's personality.

>>839
What is your favourite TTRPG system?

839 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 14:25

>>838 A system I made myself, a sort of combination between FUDGE and F.A.T.A.L., specifically for erotic role-playing in a fusion Touhou-Azumanga alternate reality setting.

>>840 What is your quest?

840 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 18:38

>>839
To seek the holy grail!

>>841
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

841 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 21:28

>>840
Fast enough

>>842
Who's your daddy?

842 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 22:23

>>841 My daddy is >>842 Snr.

>>843 Do you feel the bed move when your heart beats?

843 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 17:48

>>842
Not usually. But when it misses a beat, I feel everything move.

>>844
Which other textboards do you frequent?

844 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 19:50

>>843
None! The Elitist Superstructure satisfies all my needs!

>>845
Will you pat my head and call me a good girl if I ask you nicely?

845 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 23:41

>>844
You will never be a woman.

>>846
How do I apply for a child tax credit in Argentina?

846 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 10:40

>>845
Ask in the local parents' Facebook group or something, I'm sure they'll know.

>>844
*pat*

>>847
How frequently do you wear hats, and what sort?

847 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 11:15

>>846
If hairpieces count, all the time-- but don't tell anyone.

>>847
How do you take your coffee?

848 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 15:56

>>847 A teaspoon of instant coffee, two teaspoons of sugar and a teabag into a big mug, fill ⅔ with boiling water, stir, top up with cow juice, stir, leave the teabag in. I call it yingyong, after the lovestruck ducks ☺️

>>849 What's the fastest you've ever driven?

849 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 18:54

>>848
Somewhere around 100mph on a German autobahn once.

>>850
Would you say your life has gotten better, gotten worse, or stayed much the same over the last two years?

850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 20:41

>>849
Objectively it's significantly better! It still feels like I'm stuck in the same place socially though (sitting in my room most of the time), but maybe it'll improve in the future too.

>>851
How do I stop sitting in my room most of the time?

851 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 21:20

>>850
get a bed!

>>851
How do I stop laying in bed in my room most of the time?

852 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 22:30

>>851
Come sleep in mine!

>>853
How do you smell?

853 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 23:13

>>852 Through my nostrils.

>>854 Can I kick it?

854 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 01:32

>>853 I don't know, CAN you??????

>>855 WHAT is the point of playing NANCY DREW GAMES?

855 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 10:44

>>854
The New Straits Times mentioned that the second game "has a certain voyeuristic charm," which I assume means there's a cheat code you can enter to make Nancy get down and dirty, like GTA: San Andreas.

>>856
Are umamusume who are based on stallions trans?

856 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 11:13

>>855
Every fictional character is trans if you want them to be.

>>857
What do you usually have for breakfast?

857 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 11:46

>>856 Since the starts of krona virus lockdown I've had croissants every day, chocolate or almond, or now and then pain au chocolats. I'm totally addicted to pastry, wow-woah-oh

>>858 Have you ever tried dulce de leche?

858 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 12:06

>>857
Going to make it for tres leches this week! Excited!

>>859
Can you help me compose a comforting song about possibly belly button related woes, so we can get the "Demanding from the next poster" thread back into action as well?

859 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 12:30

>>858 Maybe you could use a pun around navy blue/navel blues? Make it a short comforting grindcore song in the style of Melt-Banana. No amount of navel-gazing can help you get things done

>>860 What's the most lavish gift you've ever given someone

860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 15:23

>>859 I didn't know what to get my ex-wife for her birthday one year, and she said “I don't know, just get me something crazy and expensive that I don't even need” so I signed her up for 3 months of chemotherapy

>>861 What will your last words be?

861 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 09:12

>>860
The lyrics of "The Final Countdown" by Europe.
>>862
What is your favorite wild animal?

862 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 09:24

>>861 Definitely rabbits, lovely little creatures 😊 I feel pure delight when I see bunnies somewhere if I'm out walking and my house has lots of bunny decorations. Wallabies are my second favourite!

>>863 Have you ever met/ate a wallaby?

863 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 19:06

>>862
No, but my sister who lives in Australia has.

>>864
What mental disorders do you have, diagnosed or suspected?

864 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 10:48

>>863 None

>>865 Do you own a car?

865 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 16:54

>>864
No.

>>866
What is your favourite plant?

866 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:18

>>865
That's a tough one, there's a lot to choose from. Fields full of daisies always make me happy, and you can make cute daisy chains out of them, so probably them I guess.

>>867
What is your favourite bird?

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