"total crap, but I enjoy it"
"In my view, that all adds up to underhanded practices at the very least."
"Your unbridled profanity triggers fond memories of my father as he worked on stuff in the garage, lol."
"Just glad I can listen! Work just isnft the same without broken bouncing mixed-up radio-waves ^. ^"
"I wouldn't have been surprised if she had started trying to eat people with her vagina; that I might have been more ok with, because then I'd at least know the author was trying to piss me off."
"Smoked Gouda with embedded sausage bits."
"are you proud of that? birds can do that"
"Can't say I'm surprised about that."
"Pumpkin pie without whipped cream is like a cop without a moustache."
"In Penis name, Amen."
Yo, sorry for delay in replying. I will study engineering. And thanx! :)
"omg are these people serious"
"IM TRYING TO FIND AS MANY WAYS TO PUT UP THE VOLUME, BUT I RAN OUT."
"Mike was right, that flower did look like a limp dick, because there is a very sexual, mostly phallic emphasis on the setup and photography of his flowers."
"Awesome!!! I love her belly and want to kiss or lick her belly"
"should plug my dildos soon"
"i donse now"
"All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."
"i love you so much i think aput you evre day i wich to be you i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"they've been nice so far... the real troll magnetic seem to be religion, politics, rape, and boys liking My little Pony"
"I want to eat Mitoboru"
"Seems like Christina Aguilera got killed and replaced by a lizard hybrid being which also could be still synthetical."
"Garfield is dope OG tru NEET comin at ya in all his feline fury"
"i recommend you try another sport! ... like knitting!"
I impregnated my character's wife once by shoving a lilypie tracker into her signature without warning
"Step 5 is a load of dick. Sounds like you want a no fun zone."
"In a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a cute girl you'd say you are?"
"You sound/look like a gay!!!"
"If you see that again...it's time to stop liking betas"
"It does likely contain pure rhinoceros testosterone along with 40 ounces of steroids, adrenaline, cocaine, anger induced LSD, and bath salts."
yes please, and beer after a dry month