[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 03:26

dafuq with all that comment, and pls no mature things around here =_=

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 09:35

"My mind is brightest thing in the universe. I am blinding everyone."

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 00:37

""bollocks" actually means "balls" i.e. testicles. While somewhat synonymous with bull shit, bollocks is slightly more offensive. One rarely hears "bull shite", but one does hear bull's bollocks, which may be more offensive than either bull shit or non-specified bollocks. Bull shit is more synonymous with bullock shit, bollock should not be confused with bullock, which used to mean any young bull, but now means an ox which used to be a young bull but no longer is, as it has had its bollocks removed Oh, bugger all! I think I've buggered up this explanation, its all a bunch of bollocks shit."

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:05

Nobody in America wants to take over the Middle East, militarily or culturally. Even if we did want to "make them like America" they already consume a ton of American media, although a lot of times it is censored. And frankly, if you don't think the Middle East would benefit from an American/Western Europe-like standard of living and secularism, I don't know what to say to you.

So yeah it was a pretty fucking stupid thing of anon's friend to say.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:35

"thomas its her facebook u dont controll her she can do what she wants so back off x"

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 16:35

“Sega had done what NintenDONT”

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 22:22

"So tell me, does it burn when you urinate? Pfft, that's nothing compared to this giant statue that PISSES LAVA"

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 18:51

a My Little Pony pony

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 19:18

"Seconding the suggestion for kittensmashing."

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 17:08

"Holy Shit... O_O Thats just cruel genocide but I guess they deserve it."

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 21:07

"This is quite possibly the stupidest movie ever. Not even the writer knows what it's about."

43 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7474 01:20

"clarification for all you weirdos: espeon is a FOX, NOT a CAT!!!"

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 14:10

"Neato. Now I will have to bug my sister so that at least one of us can do this."

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:15

"I feel your pain,my friend and I considered ourselves quite good gamers back in the day but THIS game still remains unbeaten by us."

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:36

"It's like how a fat ugly guy just happens to be attracted to fat ugly bitches. It's no coincidence. The dickbrain is wise, and it trains it's human host to crave that which can realistically be obtained. No gooks around here, so they're dead to me and my dick."

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 00:54

"I sometimes feel guilty killing cacodemons because they're so cute."

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 01:41

" hello tribe it is time this week we will feed the foolish ones to our great god crogsnawf"

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 20:47

dangit Mark, it seems like you've been saying it more and more. It's "Beside the point", not "besides the point". Beside = next to. example, "Slender man standing beside you bed" Besides only works when it is grammatically separated, because it acts as a preposition, like "Besides, I poop from there anyway."

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 15:43

"I'm running out of semens!!!"

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 16:15

"Sad news everybody: Despite finding a bass player and all, ♥Kankles♥ will be disbanding. Most of the members (aside from Phister, who is finally going into rehab) will be going on to form the straight-edge, vegan, Christian scremo act †InHisName†."

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 02:14

"IM GETTIN HONEY JUST THANKING ABOUT IT"

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 04:30

"It looks like they must be Miao (Hmong), from the Rongshui Miao Autonomous County (融水苗族自治县, Róngshuǐ Miáozú Zìzhìxiàn), which is under the jurisdiction of Liuzhou City (柳州市, Liǔzhōu Shì), in the Guangxi province of southern China."

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:13

"Also, shame on you for insulting cats. They are one of the wisest and most organized of the races. They are deadly warriors, skilled at traveling through space, and stand resolute against moon beasts, the cats of Saturn, and other minions of Nyarlathotep."

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 21:49

EDIT: GUYS PLEASE BE CAREFUL READING THIS BECAUSE I THINK I’M STARTING TO GET A BLACKOUT FROM SHEER ANGER AND I’M ONLY ON HIS FIRST “REASON”

EDIT 2: HEY, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, SINCE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TAG THIS AS, PLEASE JUST… TRY NOT TO READ THAT OK? HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT STUFF LIKE… DEPRESSION AND SELF-HARM AND HOW THAT…. IS A RESULT OF BEING A CONFIDENT GIRL AND STUFF… AND HOW ANTIDEPRESSANTS ARE A SUBSTITUTE FOR “A MAN’S LOVING EMBRACE” AND IT TOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS BECAUSE I’M DIZZY AND HARDLY BREATHING AND I’M HAVING A BLACKOUT.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:00

USB memory keys are small devices that plug into a USB port and appear as large removeable disk drives - in 2002 you can get ones that can store 128 megabytes, and soon there will be 1 Gigabyte versions. You can copy files to them as if they were a disk, remove the memory key and carry the data away on

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 00:26

Wow! What a load of sh*t! Truly atrocious in every which way imaginable.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 14:16

"Supernatural is a bogus term. If something exists it exists and if it exists it's natural. So far there has been nothing pointing towards anything that doesn't exist that exists."

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 01:03

"Although the song was far too gangsta (sorry for the pun) for me, I really could feel the emotions coming through this song!"

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 01:16

"Well isn't it obvious? He has no life and chooses to try and annoy people on the internet."

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 14:15

"Good God stays silent and The Great Evil rules this land"

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:05

Yayoi, the old Japanese name for the month of March, means "new life.” It implies that spring is coming soon...I certainly hope so with the frigid winter we have been having this year!

The only national holiday in Yayoi is Shunbun no hi, or Vernal Equinox Day, on March 20th or 21st. Once Shunbun no hi passes, cherry blossom season and the time for spring celebrations is not too far away.

The Hina Matsuri (Doll Festival), or Girls' Day, falls on March 3rd and is one of the most popular celebrations this month. Families with young daughters set up doll displays of the imperial court around mid-February. Moreover, families prepare delicious foods like chirashi sushi and strawberry daifuku and offer prayers for the girls' health, fortune, and happiness. Once March 3rd elapses, however, the dolls are quickly stored away owing to an old superstition that the longer the dolls remain, the older the girls will be when they get married.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 15:32

This person is not worthy of my enlightenment in any way what-so-ever. He continuiously pringles his dingus to the point at which it it unrecognizible to any man on earth... Except one. The man of which I am speaking is a despicible one, indeed. He enjoys fondling fluid-covered flounder fetuses frequently. Also, he partakes in the practice of precisely picking potatoes, pepperoni, and penises for his pepperoni potato penis pizza party (This party will proceed on March 69th 2069). His name by which he is called by his former comrades is Zakob. Zakob Zakob Zakob. Zakob2012. Killavanilla has been demoted to Pingas Monkey 3rd Class

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 20:53

"The Gradient Backgrounds are really cool."

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 21:03

Under this sun and sky, we are warmly hailing Andrew!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 23:58

Shame on you . God give u wisdom .u put this Vedio by purpose with godly Vedio .leave the sin . U have nothing to do . This kind of Vedio not effect on us . U r dirty mind person .

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:24

The moral of the story: Don't steal your friend's donuts or else a giant devil will destroy the city.

Or is it don't shoot off the devil's horn while he eats donuts?

Or that donuts are awesome and are worth waging war against the forces of evil and the paranormal over...?

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 15:55

Go back to reddit and sit in your poopy diaper until mommy comes home.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 12:47

"This item turned my daughters ears green and also got badly infected with them in I wud not recommend this item for children one bit"

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 02:57

"I would say this is definately comfort food; the faggots have a very soft texture and are obviously quite calorific; the taste is peppery and mild but a little sickly. Onto the gravy … this is nice and rich and cuts through the creamy mash."

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 08:18

He's so hot OMG) ) he's about 46 and he's still unbelievably hot . I wish I was that lucky woman who does bang bang with him)) I do love him )his voice is very sexy isn't it? Moms, do more mixed race boys and girls they are so cute and beautiful

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 17:31

What a degenerate display of race mixing and general perversion. These fucking Jews will put anything on TV to destroy our society. Unfortunately, there is only one way to stop them, and I think we all know what that is.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:45

Nay, Mjolnir! Bad! Thou art a hammer, thy shoes will not even fit!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 12:13

Keep a pair of scissors or shears or a knife handy in case you have to cut off rope in a furry.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 23:15

I definitely prefer MOO1. It feels more like a refined strategic game, whereas MOO2 is less about typical 4X play and more about coming up with broken custom race/tech combos. MOO1 is Civilization in space, MOO2 is Magic the Gathering in space.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 18:39

I read a book by a former CIA officer who was told by a Syrian in the fifties "I have alwoays considered ripping off the government to be a patriotic act."

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 13:58

Are We not human? If you cut Us, do We not bleed? (Metaphorically speaking cuz, If you cut ME I will end you.. :D)

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 18:04

"Why does everyone have little sisters?"

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 20:50

"_ADSKDNZXKcnajksdbhjkasbgdashkdbgashdbasjkdb aksdb ajksdbhasjkbd jorge en tanga YOUR MOTHER IS A MOTHERFUCKER........ AND YOU PETS............. AND YOUR sister.............. AND YOU"

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 21:19

There is an interesting tendency in Traveller we notice from time to time: the desire to reduce everything to formula and leave nothing to imagination or judgement. We came up with the number 120,000 tons from the air. Just made it up -- no formulas, no computer programs, no tables on which we rolled dice. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 07:31

Desperado, why don't you crush your dick in your girlfriends pussy? Oh wait, you don't have either of them. You should change your name to desperate.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 19:12

Am I the only person who thought that Tom Felton was extra sexy with his platinum blond hair? I mean he’s beautiful no matter what, but when I see pictures of him with his blond hair my ovaries explode.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 16:15

The point of the parachute account is to have a secret second account ready when your E/N thread goes really far south and you admit to fucking your dog or something. Then you start posting exclusively with the parachute account and, this is the important part, you never mention any relation to the dogfucker account.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 22:36

There was a man named "penis von lesbian" who was very unsuccessful. He changed his name to "dick van dyke" and well, the rest is history

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 00:02

I've done 100 kegels a day, every day, since I was sixteen- my pc muscles are already at hulk levels of strength. Would ben-wa balls do anything for me? Would I accidentally rip my boyfriends basilisk off with my chamber of secrets?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 14:18

Why play scrabble why not just f*ck you'll like your wife better and have fun.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 14:20

>FFM

That would be different since a dick is in the mix.
The only dick here is you.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 20:45

You want me to JO to midget furry porn and drink copious amounts of Sunny D.?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 11:25

Nobody cares about your stupid half-assed attempt at a map, Drew. Also use a better source port, not that shitty discontinued program called Skulltag. Also what the fuck at enemy names: Ass-Invader,Assbuste r, Chekwob, Brown Butthole Demon, Huge mouth made to swallow cocks, I put my dick in these things,Chin-Caco Demon, White Cock, Demon Cock, Terminigger's son, (AT)Jack101's raw rotten turd, UltimategAyVGN, You in 2 years, Clan -=>TS

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:10

i was standing above the motorway and it was completely empty in both directions and i thought hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 10:05

i have a dick but there isn't much i can do with it

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 17:09

Fear not! we contacted that man about his horrible actions towards the life animals, and he assured us! that he also devoured the dog, so you all can relax, no food was wasted.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 23:28

Foreigners, Don't come to JAPAN!! BEGGERS!!
We JAPANESE hate Foreigners!! Consciousness this!! Stupid Niggers!!
Why such a UGLY black monster come to this beautiful island?? Die!
Black people, Indian, Pakistan, Nepa, they are very bad smell!!
FUCKIN' loser poor country people shit!! Fuckin BAD SMELL MONSTERRRR!!!!!
They come to only to get Japanese YEN!!!!!!!
They all are BURDEN of Japanese society!!!
They will invade fiscal resource of OUR TAX!!!!!!!
G E T O U T O F J A P A N , F U C K I N' F O R E I G N E R S !!!!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 17:17

I just realised that my cat used to rape my arm and I actually felt his penis a few times.
Oh God.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 00:26

no idea what you just said but i don't really appreciate your tone.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 16:13

HE WANTS MY BODY ON THE LETTUCE

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 07:40

However, in the case that someone does get a computer destroying WAD onto the archives, then I think that should defiantly be removed.

98 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 20:39

How did she get a haxsaw? That is the Crepy part of it.

99 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 00:03

That was so unexpected!
It sent me into a fit of hysterics! xD

100 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 01:50

such a coward move omg go join colton in losers who cant hack it day camp bitch

101 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 00:54

Work less. Go on welfare. There's literally no benefit to working hard. All you get is punched in the face.

102 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 01:56

You can feel the c°ck-deprivation in the way she behaves!

103 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 21:14

I have a VR game horror story. Ready everyone? I know you won't believe me but...

I had a Virtual Boy once. One day, my Mom took it. She refuses to give it back, to this day. I should note that I'm 27 and do not live with my parents. So what did I do to make her refuse to give it back?

Nothing. She likes it. She plays it nearly every day. The Virtual Boy. Still, to this day.

Im sorry you all had to hear that.

104 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 10:17

look shut up guys if we're going to play who's the coolest guy on the internet by saying what old or new tracks are better than bad apple and knew him before he was cool, there's a shout from 2008 february who knew it before you did!

105 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 00:45

I really had to fart while watching this..

106 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 02:34

Cirno pees frozen urine

107 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 13:52

There are two Americas. In one America, people understand economics. In the other America, people vote for Democrats.

108 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7520 14:12

This is way more funny than it is

109 Name: (″･ิд･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-7521 15:00

I really need to close this browser and get to work.

Or at least take a shower.

110 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 20:49

If he only knew what his work meant to me as a lonely fat kid. I wish him happiness.

111 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7522 09:02

"hang on imma go fuck with this elephant ABABBAAABABABABABABAB!!!"
http://i.imgur.com/os66vGe.gif

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 17:38

Anyway, like the old joke goes, there's tons of women in CompSci, just not very many of them.

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7524 20:01

If the earth isn't cooling, then explain why british hospitals are forced to burn dead babies just to stay warm.

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 00:09

You look like your goddamned nipple is going to fucking fly off your titty into the mesosphere take that shit out and put in a normal ring like what is that. What are you trying to prove? You got special nippitty doos or something? No bitch. Your nipple looks like fucking Hermes.

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 00:19

People are having "Arduino VS Lego Mindstorms" fight

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 18:02

Don't be so harsh on the gays. It's understandable that they're so butthurt. Just look at all the shit they have to go through.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 22:05

why kanji's exist :'(

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7526 01:23

Mark finish into a fox butt ;o

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 03:44

Beer Gear Paul...lk. Go home beer gear paul. There's no K in your name. You're drunk.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7530 22:14

The most important thing about this upload is that the name "Pungbarn" translates to norwegian as "Scrotum-child" I can`t believe you forgot to mention it...

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7532 12:40

WTF U talking about!? Doom 2 is da shit! Don't cook on Doom 2

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 19:59

I don't know that how to consume energy in sleep mode and  how to cheak Online Psychic

OBVIOUSLY NOT A VERY GOOD PSYCHIC BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORESEE THE BAN THAT HAS BEEN IMPOSED ON YOUR ACCOUNT FOR POSTING SPAM.

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 00:12

I'm 22 and my parents get annoyed when I don't eat with them or take my food to my room. It's kind of cringe-worthy thinking about how they act sometimes but I guess it's because my older sibling ran out of the house so early and they still want someone around.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 01:10

In politics, Conservatives and Liberals can’t stand each other. Each acts as if the other is purposely causing them pain, and in reality, each is. Liberal ACCs are repulsed by our willingness to tolerate in-the-moment-pain now, to facilitate reduced in-the-moment-pain later, while Conservative amygdalae are freaked out by the Liberal’s willingness to create potential in-the-moment-pain later, all to reduce in-the-moment-pain now.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 01:26

this mod makes me wanna track down the author and cut his guzzard out

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7536 20:32

lactating cheeseburgers

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7537 13:15

>Je rigole machiavéliquement en disant « Meurs, hideuse créature ! »

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 01:12

Lame. I am not sitting through 6 min of a computer masturbating. Animation should have writers, actors, producers and animators

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 03:41

Hi Guys, I was having a quiet walk along the canal side when I felt the urge to loosen my clothes and enjoy the sun on my skin. I sat on lock gates felt the cold hard steel on my bare ass, and played with myself while the boats went past I had just brought a new set of monster anal beads so I began to test them out, they we a tight fit but ooh so good. I have been playing so long I had not noticed the time and suddenly needed a pee, there was no one about so I decided to stay where I was and dribble down the concrete slab….. I do love being outside, just a pity there was only me on the canal side I would have enjoyed a little company.,,….maybe next time

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 16:29

Thanks for reminding me. If we can't have cock player sprites or anything fowl, then what other small attacking animal creature could the Morph Ovum work with?

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 19:38

No, you see windows xp will EXPIRE soon and then it won't work anymore, and if you try to use it you'll get all of the viruses and all your credit cards will be sold in vending machines in Russia, and all your children will hate you and go OH MOM.
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