"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Just a suggestion made anonymously online. ^^
Giving advice to a fella in need. He has a set of skills he can capitalise on.
But if you can help people i guess that's better? I mean the guy could make a fetish website 'The pussy drowner' Or something. Then provide links to all of those cat drowning products that are on the market and take a juicy commission.
Or fill it with links to other fetish websites and make a couple of bucks a month through advertising.
I like the charity one.
He's lucky I don't read many manga that's for sure, it also helps that I have a pantyhose tights fetish and will continue to read for that alone, but the story is good and is funny I'll give it that.
Were you literally dumb enough to say "giant jew nose and stars" as though nobody would call you out on it?
The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the mass of the ass, providing the heat of the meat is constant.
Duh and/or Hola.
Best derogatory term for the English - strangely enough, the German "Inselaffen", or "Island Monkey".
TNT is (In my opinion) the best Doom IWAD by far, Plutonia however can go fuck itself with an on fire cactus.
Just stopping by to remind everyone that Plutonia is the best IWAD and that if you dislike it you're wrong and have terrible taste and probably do horrible things to your fellow man and planet, like mind control deer to rape children.
Very messy… CLEAN UP ON ISLE SEX
Hi, I'm Morrigan.
I'm 17 years old.
I really like orange juice, and Asians.
This is my photography account.
Utilizing Doom's game engine idiosyncrasies in order to push the dildo in an inch deeper does not a challenge make.
Scientifically speaking, Coal and Diamond are both forms of carbon. Furthermore, if Coal is compressed in heart. It will turn into Diamond.
snowballing is when you cum in a girl's mouth and then she kisses you and you swap cum.
No! Not a Christian thing! I don't believe in God! I just don't want giant blue alien breasts on my smartphone/computer screen, polygon or not! Your standards of "Safe for Work" are very different from mine, apparently.
Throw your hands in the air 'cause property is robbery!
While it never surprised me to discover that "liberal" groups included more vegetarians/vegans than "conservative" groups, I was totally flabbergasted when it became clear that "liberals" are a very sickly crowd. Every "liberal" group we hosted included a large percentage of members, aside from the vegetarians/vegans, who were lactose intolerant, gluten-sensitive, or deathly allergic to one or more of the items on the menu. Meanwhile, the overwhelming majority of the people attending "conservative" conventions cheerfully ate whatever the hell we put in front of them.
i wish i was dead
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
My privilege is my intelligence. It's hardly my fault that the other side correctly sees itself as being disadvantaged and underprivileged.
I was in a bathroom stall when somebody walked in talking on their cell phone and stepped up to a urinal. As soon as I heard the zipper I started making armpit farts until he hung up.
Dangle your penis in front of the mower, a bit like leading a pig with a carrot on a stick. It's highly exciting. "Will this be the day I chop my winkle off?" You do need quite a gargantuan penis, not a problem for me (as many broken and weeping women will attest), but I get the impression everyone else here has little ones like toothpicks with an olive on the end. ;)
If I understand college administrators correctly, colleges are hotbeds of racism and rape that everyone should be able to attend.
^ Your OS is a whore and MSE isn't doing anything to your OS that it doesn't want to be done to it!
Tell you what, if the gates to hell open suddenly then I come to your house and you provide the swords and the red health potions. If however the world turns into a post apocalyptic wasteland with rampaging mutants and zombies then you come to my house and I provide the shotguns and black leather jackets.
I don't know if Israeli tanks existed in WWII and a few years after, but their modern day tanks are incredible, for example the Merkava Mk. 4.
finally, a decent time machine to 1995
I CURSE ALL KIDS,BABIES,CHILDREN ,FATHERS,MOTHERS,PRE GNANTS AND MAN,WOMAN FERTILITY AND ALL EVANGELIQUES,ALL AUTHORITIES TO DEATH IN NAME OF FATHER SON HOLYSPIRIT,I CONDENM ALL KIDS,BABIES,CHILDREN ,FATHERS,MOTHERS,PRE GNANTS AND MAN,WOMAN FERTILITY AND ALL EVANGELIQUES,ALL AUTHORITIES TO LAKE OF FIRE AND SULFUR IN NAME OF FATHER SON HOLYSPIRIT,DELETE THIS REVIEW ADMIN RETARDED,ASSFUCKED,C UM SWALLOWER
You could get it in if you approached with enough speed. And yes, I am aware that that's what she said.
It's common knowledge that life isn't worth living, anyhow.
Eat Elephant Feces!>>165 jesus died for lack of oxygen to the brain.
(captcha: goy)
I, too, feared the lumpiness.
I used to pirate them and play them, now, thanks to steam, i buy them and don't play them.
To wit, the liberal philosphy in a nutshell:
If you are black/white/hispanic/asian/LGBT and we agree on anything in politics or values = good personIf you are black/white/hispanic/asian/LGBT and we disagree on anything in politics or values = evil racist bigoted hate speaking Oreo Uncle Tom hatemonger who must be destroyed.As much as I disagree with the irresponsibility of getting a degree you can't pay for, watching higher education burn for their crimes would bring great pleasure.
>>171 This attitude always pisses me off. Leveraging a low interest loan against a high payoff investment is the foundation of capitalism, but as soon as someone under 40 does it it's welfare and terrible.
>>172
I'm with the Muslims on this one; loans are terrible at any age.
I blame video games. Well, these particular video games. Nobody with good taste would care for the whole Slenderman thing, so what happens when you make a horror game designed to appeal to stupid people? Stupidity, that's what. Mark my words, soon we'll see one of those Terry kids killing another child by stuffing too many dildos into their ass.
I just had such a glorious game in Watch Dogs. First haxx0red ctOS center without even stepping into its territory, then cleared up a boatyard, got rid of a bunch of baddies in "industrial accidents", knocked the rest out. When the big mean dude tried to escape, I shot up his car through a doorway making him run on foot, killed a bunch of his henchmen who arrived on cars, chased after that guy, forcing him to go on a peer and beating him up there in front of people. Then I stepped on him and he fell down into a river between a peer and a boat head-first
I can easily make other people hate me. Making myself hate other people is even less of a challenge. assburgers.png
Personally I think drinking urine generally makes woment more beautiful.
Yeah, I never vote yes for anything that could raise my taxes.
I do have kids but throwing money at schools won’t make them any smarter.
I have to brag- 3 years ago Tyler took me on our first date. He drove from Orlando to South Florida, took me to dinner and a movie, kissed me for the first time, and drove all the way back in one night.. June 4th will always make me smile a little extra. "Falling in love with you was like falling a sleep - slowly, then all at once."
After a large crash, a police car www hilarious scene to fire police officers who have become desperate in Chicago city
Sanobabitchi! ! !
I'm with you!! not enough proper grammer in this world...
wtf is up with all the dick torture in this world i try to show my dick love so please stop the violence
I'm still fuckin fumin'. All this island slav football hooligan rage is building and I wanna go out and break into a Brazilian restaurant and reck the fucking place and every BR inside
This is unironically the weirdest plot to an ero-manga I’ve seen. Like, I can deal with eldritch horrors fucking boys and girls for fun, and girls with dicks, and even stories about children being turned into living beer kegs which people also have sex with, but why would somebody dream about their lunchbox coming to life as a 9 year old girl then having sex with it? This ero-manga has made me re-examine the way I’m spending my life, and I’m not sure I’m happy about it all said.
People who don’t accomplish anything in life are the ones most prone to invoke the word "privilege"!
If you like glancing directly into the face of Cthulhu, FATAL may be the RPG system for you.
you cannot possibly know if someone is crazy enough to kill
She was Chinese Angle.
I don't see the downside to the Axeknight. Sure, people will make bad jokes, but if they get annoying, well, I have an axe.
I'm surprised I made it to adulthood at all. When I was in school (70's/80's) and a little later, we were all going to die:
Global cooling/mini ice age (as mentioned)
We were going to run out of oil (as usual)
The population bomb was going to cause global catastrophe
And those three fed of each other for MEGADOOM -
Cooling = less crops, less food.
Oil - fertilizers are made from this = even LESS food, and no oil = freeze in new ice age.
Gabillions of peeps - even LESS food per person!! OMG!!
And throw into the mix:
Killer bees
The heterosexual AIDS epidemic
ozone layer
and later Y2K...
Nothing like stressing out little kids to make them good little helpful citizens, eh?
Thank you based PAD creators for providing us with more waifus.
>>190 Yeah, and what's worse is that if you question what you are told, you are labeled a "denier."
I say again, Nancy Pelosi is not a cunt. Cunts have warmth, depth, a couple of valid uses, and are fun to be with.
except that isn't true at all either
Competent white men are the most valuable thing in the world.
If only there were some... natural explanation for falling and rising temperatures.
Such a hypothetical source of warming would have to be massive, however. On the order of magnitude of our own Sun.
I refuse to touch "social media" for a much simpler reason: my privacy is precious to me.
I'm not some goggle-eyed hick with a terror of things that have moving parts, either. I'm an opinionated old fart and I was using email and Usenet and mailing lists back before the rest of the world knew about such things, before the Summer that Never Ended.
But. And you knew there was a "but" coming, didn't you?
My friends and family, such of them as are online, have my email address and my phone number. If they want to know what's happening in my life all they have to do is contact me and ask, and we'll talk about it. The idea of getting a Facebook account so that I can say "gosh, the traffic was sure bad today" in the hope that some of the billion or so voyeurs will click the button to "like" my empty declaration of the obvious is repugnant to me. I have a life, thank you very much.
This is over and above the fact that all of these "social media" schemes collect, collate, and sell every scrap of personal information about you that they can. That's their purpose, after all. That's their business model. Mark Zuckerberg didn't start Facebook so that Grandma could look at pictures of your new puppy. He started it to make money, bundling up your personal information, everything he and his company can find out about your life, and selling it all off to the highest bidder. I know that banks do the same thing, but, well, I refuse to have a bank account and I refuse to do business with banks, too, for the same reason.
I am not a number. I am a human being. I am not for sale. My privacy is not for sale. The private details of my life are not for sale. This is not negotiable.
I can actually tell you with certainty that this shop is reliable simply because I’ve known the owner since middle school and she knows I’ll break her toys and fart on her clothes if she scams anyone.
Football is played all over the world but in USA they have some kind of wrestling match over a leather egg, yet they call it "football".
My oc is called toes because they make him rock hard. Oh and his sidekick is called prolapse anus he is a squirrel.
Women are like children: opportunistic and driven by instinct. And like children, they need to be disciplined sometimes. Unfortunately, when a grown woman has a temper tantrum, she can do a lot more damage than a toddler.
I can't believe people were so starved sexually back in the day: http://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Pages-from-the-Tijuana-bible-Goof-Butts-with-Robert-Mitchum.html
your retardent
An empty aggregation of disjointed, meaningless pixels referencing and forming nothing.
Yes. I find it to be less messy and I have more control over the stimulation
I tell Yukari to open a portal to the My Little Pony world and turn them all into glue
Last night I watched a slightly annoying guy spend forever trying to gank a miner who would just log out on him every time. It was funny watching him get angrier and angrier at this dude just wandering along. In his rage and zeal to kill he mistakenly rammed an asteroid in his anaconda almost killing himself.
While looking for new tattoo ideas, I came across this although I can't remember the key words I used (and hope I never repeat such a path). My first thought was, "Seriously?" I had to ponder what led the person to this depiction.
First, that Daffy and Bugs are reduced to anime seems pointless from the start, but there is an obsession which evidently is inherent in the otaku that requires that all of life should be envisioned as anime. We see that over and over. OK, nothing new.
However, added to this is the weakening of the characters by literally 'personifying' them as teenage boys engaged in cosplay rather than an ornery duck and a mischievous rabbit arguing about what kind of hunting season it is. How is that even effective?! A couple of kids in cosplay arguing about pretending that they are a rabbit and a duck? In the past, I posted how much I hated someone's South Park conversion to manga/anime characters. The result was a 'soft rock' or even a muzak version of the boys' personality. They looked charming and harmless, and it makes me appreciate the genius of the Parker/Stone creations which are not more than incredibly 2-dimensional cut out representations, yet the personality is as raw and undiluted as a shot of tequila.
I started to wonder what else could be absurdly refitted to anime/manga imagery. How about making all the rabbits in Watership Down look like a teenage gang dressed in bunny suits hitting each other with chains and knives in a re-conceived gang survival story in the milieu of the movie The Warriors or something? Meanwhile, the bunny boys extol the fighting prowess of the enemy Efrafans and their own champion Bigwig. Would that be sufficiently surreal? Or how about turning Fritz the Cat into a cute kitty-costumed college student. Sometimes I get the feeling that anime is like a parallel universe to some people where everything is uniformly bug-eyed, tiny-nosed, inanely cute, and lacking in depth. Of course, my critique is harsh, yet I try to understand that for some, going into that universe pleases them and they want to just stay there, forsaking anything outside that universe. Upon returning, such a person needs special glasses that alter the imagery before them and convert it. Granted, this is just one of the aspects of anime that I don't like.
-Nails Nathan
If your protagonist isn't an orangutang, I'd change that first and foremost.
Wow, that’s misogynistic.
I got mine, because I worked for it. The rest of you are on your own to exercise your liberty, live your life, and pursue happiness free of constant government meddling.
It's pretty simple really; a lot of "big" youtubers (e.g. HowToBasic, ChaBoyyHD, PressFart just to name a few) do this kind of attention whoring to either feel good for getting a lot of "likes", or to direct more people to their channel.
The problem is that their comments are usually low-quality and meaningless; maybe a catch-all phrase or meme that can be attributed to almost anything (e.g. "MLG"). It rarely has anything to do with the video other than the title.
This results in REAL, constructive comments (even comments from the video's owner), with actual meaning and sincerity, being buried underneath garbage like this shit; all because the fanboys of said youtubers jerk themselves off at the thought of their favourite youtuber "liking" something that they also like; so "liking" that comment gives them some false sense of self-worth, because they interacted with somebody "big" on youtube.
The reality is that these "big" youtubers find the most popular videos and post a shitty comment for attention (as I stated in my first paragraph); they don't care who comments on it, and they certainly don't read any of the replies they get (inb4), it's all about the attention and publicity.
TL;DR shit's cancer and it needs to die, also Google+ commenting system is utter garbage.
Why do men get to decide what is feminine? My boss is super feminine and she benches 350 pounds, shaves her head, and smokes cigars on conference calls, you retrograde misogynist loser with the small prick who lives in your mothers basement.
Speaking to mechanic: “It’s the tranny.”
Mechanic: “Well don’t let he/she/it drive. Problem solved.”
Various devices have been utilized to aid in sexual encounters, e.g. dildoes, ticklers and the like. Such devices are utilized directly in the sexual activity. Although the device of the present invention can be utilized as a dildoe, the main purpose and use is to aid in strengthening muscles utilized in sexual encounters and not be used directly. The present device allows the user to develope skills in applying varying amounts of pressure at various times during sexual encounters so as to enhance the enjoyment of both partners. The device may be scaled to develop suitable hand pressure skills, but it is best adapted to test and develop muscles in the vagina. The device may be utilized to develop pressure skills in complete privacy. Such practice on a periodic routine basis with the device of the present invention can give the user knowledge and skill and applying such pressures in both amounts and time as to give maximum enjoyment to both sexual partners when such developed skills are used in actual sexual encounters.
Vladimir Putin himself has to understand that he can't have his cake and eat it.
Random old lady: Oh dear you have a booboo on your toe, what happened...
My 4 year old: My toes got fucked up, I didn't cry though.
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a SHITzu.
This YouTube Web Is A No Cursing Zone!
I Wish YouTube Would Update This Site In The Future: People Who Puts Any Bad Language In There Comments Will Be Cuver The Stars Up. If People Won't Put Star Over Bad Language On There Comments, Then YouTube Will Cuver The Star Up For Them. And I Don't Care If Swearing Not Against The Rules, But Its Always Be Against The Rules.
It is immediately obvious that George R. R. Martin is a card-carrying, r-Type Leftist. His books are brilliantly plotted, but the writing itself makes all the characters come across as cold and cruel. Reality is being filtered through the mind of a rabbit writing about wolves; all of our good-natured punches-to-the-shoulder are mistaken for bullying, and he thinks that it’s sadism which drives us, rather than the honest joy of competition.
There is a small portion of the hobby that is absolutely obsessed with these types of figures. I used to run a gladiator game at cons and the same guy would show up every year and ask if I had painted up any naked female gladiators yet. When I would tell him no he would basically say he wasn't interested in the game then. I thought he was joking around the first couple times but after several years it became obvious he was totally serious and annoyed that I hadn't done so.
I absolutely adore how the beta launch, and the change log thereof, has caused the Star Citizen thread to dissolve into a bitter realization of how hard Christ Roberts has fucked them over.
I much prefer primitive monsters, male or female, to be sculpted with proper anatomy… don't put pants on the troll just to hide its wiggly bits. Demons in particular should be proud and loud about what they're packing.
I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Im 15 years old and at my girlfriends house for dinner and we had about 20 minutes before her mother was finished with dinner so we went into a dark room and started to make out. Her mother called us for dinner and by that time I had a large erection that I couldnt get rid of. I went in to thier bathroom to take care of the problem by masturbating. I rubbed so hard and fast i ended up with a sore in the under side of my penis that feels sort of like a carpet burn. Is there any medication or treatment I can use to help heal the sore or make it numb without going to a doctor because i really dont want to have to explain this to my parents.