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The Way of No-Sword
Miyamoto Musashi
One day Musashi is challenged by a belligerent samurai while the two are crossing between islands by ferry.
“What’s your style of fighting,” the samurai demands to know. “No-sword” replied Musashi.
Despite Mushashi’s best efforts to ignore him, the samurai picks a fight and Musashi finally agrees to duel the challenger. But, suggests Musashi, rather than fight on the cramped ferry, they should instead fight on that sandbar the ferry is approaching.
The challenger quickly agrees and leaps overboars as the ferry passes the sandbar.
Landing on the sandbar, the samurai whirls, sword at the ready–only to watch the ferry continue on toward the far shore–a, smiling, waving Musashi still on board!
Hours later, drenched in humiliation and dripping rage, the challenger finally wades ashore where he finds Musashi patiently fishing out of a small rowboat.
“You tricked me!” screams the samurai.
“Your eagerness to die tricked you,” shrugs Musashi.
“Your no-sword cannot defeat my real sword!” declares the challenger, advancing menacingly.
“It already has,” Musashi says smugly.
Confused by his intended victim’s apparent lack of concern for his own safety, the challenger hesitates, for the first time noticing Musashi is unarmed.
“Where is your sword?” the samurai demands, on guard against chicanery.
“The No-Swordsman keeps his sword where it will do the most good,” Musashi replies cryptically.
“No more tricks! Where is your weapon?” demands the samurai, his sword raised high.
“There,” sighs Musashi, pointing to the water lapping at the side of the boar.
Still suspicious, the samurai cautiously bends over the gunwale…
“Bah! I see nothing but my own reflection?”
“And that is where the no-swordsman keeps his weapon…in the mind of his enemy!” Musashi explains as he caves the samurai’s skull in with the rowboat’s heavy oak.
Miyamoto Musashi taught we should make our combat attitude the same as our everyday attitude. Like samurai on the battlefield, we must always be alert and prepared to deal with danger–whether an actual physical attack or a psychological incursion into our mental place. Likewise, we should carry our calm and collected attitude from home, our everyday life, out into the stressful world at large.Source: “Musashi: No-Sword, No-Mind,” from Mental Dominance, by Haha Lung
Egypt proposes a ceasefire between Hamas and Israel in which everyone ceases to fire.
The (Jewish) US Secretary for state proposes a ceasefire in which Hamas gets a new route to import rockets, now that Egypt is trying to stop them from being smuggled through Egypt, and a big pile of money with which to import them.
There are a lot of things wrong with Jews, but being sneakily cohesive is not one of them.
Who wants to creep around in Lovecraftian dungeons defeating Shub-Nigguraths when you can run about town shooting rubbish bins, mighty-footing aliens in the face and exchanging currency for questionable 'goods' and 'services'? Some of you, perhaps. Maybe.
Hi there, Ive been a christian for quite some time now. Many people can hear God speak to them, and know his will for them, but I cant seem to. I cant hear him. I was wondering if you had any ideas of how I could hear God speak to me, and not just me talking to him. Ive tried to listen, but nothing seems to be working. I feel lost.
He does that on a regular basis. It's been awhile, but whenever Kobolds gets butt-hurt about something he throws a party-rant. He likes to tell people how they should RP - usually to a chorus of 'STFU and let people RP how they want".
Everyone here is wrong. The name Katyusha references a weapon that would launch women named Katyusha onto enemy positions. Learn your history lol.
Why are there a bunch of adult men standing around looking at a weird assortment of keyboards, and more importantly why does that one guy have a fedora and a ponytail
Passive-aggressive client ahoy! Evasive maneuvers!
Pretty much 100% of the stuff women say about themselves can safely be dismissed as bullshit.
Because this is the internet and opinions are facts.
At the end of the day, what's in the box matters more than the wrapping.
@ fanboys above: will you PLEASE rate seriously instead of fooling the readers? Thank you.
Youtube captions are terrible! I feel sorry for those who are deft...
To test, try saying “I feel good.” If you hear James Brown singing, you’re in a movie.
My flaming lib family member moved to the UK so that he could get free health care. I kid you not. But...as he was leaving, he transferred his residency from Michigan (personal income tax, anyone?) to...(wait for it...) TEXAS, which has no personal income tax!
He wants to benefit from other people's tax payments, but doesn't want to leave any loose change on the table.
I think it's important to point out that not only was "Corinthian leather" made in New Jersey, it also wasn't actually leather (it was a synthetic made from vinyl), and Corinth has never been known for the quality of its leatherwork.
hmm nope don't feel anything but you have ebola virus in your brain and is slowly killing you btw i gave it to you and then i gave it to your sister and then i raped her ohh how she squirmed hahahahahah
you do realize that the entire point of it all was to remove the huge floppy dick hanging off from its scalp because it looks awful right
This is why I make little snide remarks when we inevitably have an atheist thread. All of a sudden the community is rational and subjective when debunking absurd Christian bullshit but when some dirt interferes with our other lefty views, we throw all that objectivity out the window and start quot-mining, remaining willfully ignorant and completely missing the point to preserve our predisposition to protect the minority.
You’re not entitled to anything in this world. Your life, liberty, and ability to pursue happiness are a product of the blood, sweat, and tears of many before you. The world only cares what you have to offer it.
>>254 I don't think the world cares what you have to offer it either.
>>255
However, it's ready to judge you for the slightest mishap.
So many of the leftist elite in this country use Europe as an example of the utopia America should aspire to. Well, I've been there, lived there, worked there - and it pretty much sucks to be an average, typical Eurotrash. Young Eurotrash are especially fascinated that American kids actually leave home and go out to live on their own.
You've already fucked up its face beyond all saving to fit it in with the dicktrunk in the front sprite once, where it looked very silly and completely inferior to the vanilla demon in every way except sheer size.
I'm old enough to remember when male heterosexuals were out and proud, and gays were still in the closet. Now, we have the reverse.
I want to fuck a girl and i am one what do i do
Cover that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again!
An elderly husband and wife were rocking on their front porch. Wirhout warning she picked up her cane and smashed it into her husbands kneecap.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" he screamed?
"That's for 60 years of bad sex.", she replied.
After a few moments, he picked up his cane and smashed her kneecaps.
When she asked "Why?"; he replied,"That's for knowing the difference!"
I am a quartet, only my main avatar is whit my waifu.
they all have ostrich-like legs, horns that are actually antenae, One of them uses sabers red like blod they are basically demons, because In my fantasy I am the one that causes devastation, I often imagine my kind invading defenceless worlds.
In my lore they are all born from quasars that gained conscience and fromed bodies for themselves, my waifu is a monster so it all fits, I wonder what would hapen if I made a tulpa whit the purpose of relasing a demon.
I returned to civilization shortly after that and went to Cornell to teach, and my first impression was a very strange one. I can't understand it any more, but I felt very strongly then. I sat in a restaurant in New York, for example, and I looked out at the buildings and I began to think, you know, about how much the radius of the Hiroshima bomb damage was and so forth... How far from here was 34th street?... All those buildings, all smashed ― and so on. And I would go along and I would see people building a bridge, or they'd be making a new road, and I thought, they're crazy, they just don't understand, they don't understand. Why are they making new things? It's so useless.
But, fortunately, it's been useless for almost forty years now, hasn't it? So I've been wrong about it being useless making bridges and I'm glad those other people had the sense to go ahead.
Why when I shoot into imp's crotch with Sniper Rifle, I shoot his head off?
No "corporation" has ever paid a cent in taxes. All corporate taxes ultimately are paid by employees, shareholders and/or customers.
Another bus broke down on Rape Street and GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PASSENGERS.
One day the Feminists get all blustery, and decide they’re going to teach 4Chan a lesson, and the next, they’re posting videos of cutting themselves, blacking out, and apparently one even tried to commit suicide.
Fuck that shit, sunshine. It's all about Teletubbies with their wangs hanging out and that hoover thing sucking them off.
It could be a lot worse for parents these days. Image if your kid came home from collage claiming to be an omni-sexual dragon-kin who identifies as being gender fluid-- YOU WILL ADHERE TO MY SELECTED PRONOUNS CISHET SCUM!
I pray that my kid is a normal homosexual.
Of course another possibility is that DB is at this very moment "punking" me. That would be the double reverse punk. An extremely difficult move but not beyond the satanic skill set of this trickster...
I like the verb "punk".
If nothing else the DCF is refreshing my urban lexicon.
I'm a head without cracks and I find the term "crack head" highly offensive and I'm sick to death of seeing it. Also, what do you care how many women heads sleep with? You pig!
Well thank you for laying down the law Aeden. I know that I, for one, am glad you are able to be the ultimate judge of what is foolish and what is not. I suggest you move on now to fixing all the other things broken on the internet. There is someone wrong on the internet somewhere, and it is your duty, nay, your destiny, to tell them they are wrong.
you make a randomized sphere inside voxel and once a player enters that shpere voxels change in that rock in to cristal randomizly like 25% in sphere area, ...
BUT only that part than takes a little bit more data other randomized spots still uses only 1 sphere instead of whole bunch of blocks, ...
just a thought.
One of my favourite RP partners is a beautiful girl who just happens to have an exceptionally long larval stage, She's well over eighteen and weights eighteen tons but /happens/ to look like she is still in her larval form. Is that wrong? Am I pushing my limits?
Unless it's completely untenable and we for some reason have a group of dedicated, CP-trading pedos at our door with boners to rival Grond, this seems like a huge overreaction and a massive waste of a mostly good playerbase.
My username is from the location in Draenor/Outland called "Netherstorm" from 'World of Warcraft'.
A lot of faggots think it's from Minecraft, but...no, it isn't.
nah, she's just made out of fire
So for a while now, I've been in this depressed slump, and part of the contributing factor is this guy I know. He doesn't take very good care of himself, he has aspirations but only continues living a life of truancy day to day, making little, if any effort at all to get towards those goals. He dropped out of high school, views the world and the "system" in a cynical way that makes him think that his own views alone will get him anywhere, is also pretty inept, EXTREMELY paranoid about the most insignificant things, and has just kind of mostly remained the same irritable being for the six years I've known him.
Amongst other people who have started to get on my nerves, I just dropped all communications with him a few weeks back, because I have been in no mood to deal with this person talking to me/monologuing for hours in a PM window about shit that I absolutely do not care about or want to care about right now. I have a lot of other problems of my own to worry about, and he doesn't seem to get that. Throw on top that he broke a promise involving very personal to me via his laziness, I just up and vanished.
Here's where it gets a little scary: While this guy is pretty antisocial, it's to the point where he doesn't even own any other means of communication, not even a landline, nor does he know anyone outside of that little house he's stuck in. So by cutting him off, I have effectively made him cease to exist in this world.
Dolan has a thin penis
Little known fact, they were actually called the Jackson Fiveway before they were forced to change their name.
well if i had a chance to live i would take it rather than die because its easier. If you feel the need to cry it off, help yourself to a glass of i dont give a fuck, followed by healthy dose of does it look like i give a fuck what happens to the snail or what you cry about. Fuck you, and fuck gary.
Your religion says something about shit games? Interesting.
That's fuckin cool! Was she hot?
Mind you, as Scots, being unhappy is what we do best so that's probably OK. As the Doctor also said, at least we can blame the English (regardless of how things turn out).
>>292
Good lord, I agree. Zoe Quinn looks average at best. After a few drinks. Maybe the indie game dev thing gives her more appeal to some, but I don't really know about that, personally.
The fourth episode is the only official expansion. Duke It Out in D.C., Nuclear Winter and Life's A Beach are official unofficial expansions, like Insurrection or Retribution for Starcraft, Hellfire for Diablo or Conquests Of The Ages for Age Of Empires. These expansions are "unofficial" in the sense that they were developed by third party but "official" in the sense that they received the official stamp of approval from 3Drealms, which was a pretty big deal back in the days where a guy could download the entirety of the fan maps posted on the internet, burn them on a CD and market these as an expansion for a cash grab.
Of course the most annoying kid on the planet is the only one on youtube who actually has good videos on this game. God dammit, I don't wanna listen to this autismal fuck anymore.
Man betont nicht jedes r, nur Adolf hat das getan. ich weiß, dass die Band nicht rechts ist.
Every human starts as a child in a relationship with parents who are larger/more powerful/wiser than them. I think the concept of/belief in god is a macro/social manifestation that hijacks this parent-child brain wiring. Its a group hallucination of misfiring behavior. And authority/the state is similar to that in the same hierarchical sense. Government is a superhuman entity that issues commandments which is a sin to disobey, and, like Xenu, the legitimacy of their rule doesn't exist. The belief in government is the most dangerous superstition, mental malware more dangerous than scientology. Hierarchical systems are being replaced in a 'survival of the fittest pattern' type of way by decentralized systems, like bittorrent was more fit than napster. Nobody says they hate the internet and the internet is a close example of anarchy. Government regulation appears responsible for creating the telecom monopolies in the first place, something about how they were granted exclusive right to install wiring whereas any competitor would have to ask permission from each property owner. Instead of adding more regulations, all the previous regulations should be removed. Like Larken says in the below video, the relatively free market has produced complex things like cell phones, so supposing the free market would be unable to do something as simple as create a flat place (road, which even deer create) or install wires without a system of appointed thieves (where did they get the legitimate right to tax/steal if an individual like me doesn't have that right?) seems odd. Someone on reddit or something was saying, say 1 person on the block doesn't want internet, they could dig up/cut the wire on their own property, charge a million to put it there/etc. I don't know the technological limitations but seems like wiring from a hub to specific houses, rather than all in a series w/ each house being central point of failure might be possible. Or satellite or whatever else millions of people offering voluntary solutions in the free market could think of.
Brief History of Campus Sex
1915: it's banned
1935: it's naughty
1955: it's interesting
1975: it's awesome
1995: it's rape
2015: it's banned
I like this series, but it feels like it's getting repetitive. Still a good series though.
OMG I remember seeing the box for this game. Not really sure what to think of it, it may just be better to let it stay in hell where it came from .
she is right. Hitler had a penis as well
I got angered by your smug, authoritative way of saying "there's no way this can be useful with skill like mine", so I provided one with macho theatrics. However I most certainly never bashed you for your homosexuality, that would be crass and disgusting.
>>298
Brief history of campus sex at Notre Dame
1915: it's banned
1935: it's banned
1955: it's banned
1975: it's banned
1995: it's banned
2015: it's banned
this is a nice game like guantlet. muliplayer and has humor too. doone from overhead. (not to be confused with medevil war game).
Reading the strategy guide I get the impression that Stevie and John were in disagreement about whether to capitalize daikatana when it's just talking about the sword and not the game. In parts where John is clearly the author (like his self-fellating Romero's Design Comments blurbs), it's capitalized.
Who tells us that, after 7 years, it hasn't been "enriched" with "natural ingredients" of RALPHIS'S OWN production?
Why are so many feminists ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road?
Nonsense, there were no humans back then. Everyone knows the climate can only change due to human activity. Otherwise it would just be a natural phenomenon that occurs every 10,000 years or so.
thats what i was waiting on aswell but now that they jumped me...im pissed
The knowledge of the internal layout of the object has been spread like cream-cheese across the entire application, and if you want to change the flavour of the cream cheese, you suddenly have a lot of bagel to scrape.
Sakuya Izayoi
I hope you know, child... Role-Playing is a art-form.. plus i engage myself in a little more advanced role-play, called Battle Role-Play. Also the RPG game genre is basically a virtual Role-Play, as it is called a Role-Playing Game.
I was just telling myself the other day that I needed some additional responsibilities in my life. Preferably something that would benefit someone else, who would not appreciate it anyways.
There is a fucking ship in the fucking video, now would you fucking kindly stop using the fucking fuck word when there is no fucking need to? Fucking language please.
Is it wrong that I find that Pikachu with tits attractive and that I'm hard right now?
Why does the blue hair girl moan every time she says something
>>318 absolutely not.
More importantly, where is this Pikachu with tits?
>>320
Guessing by the "last search" thread, it can probably be found under the AOL Keyword^W^W^W^Wby Googling for "Pikachu with tits".
(e621, it seems)
"You killed my men. I am different from them. I learned the art of the Dwarven Axe from Captain Ironblood himself. Your wagon zombies are no more. You are unarmed and helpless. This ends here."
The Axe Lord has transformed into a wagon!
Quote from: The Wagonmancer
You are already dead.
Urist McHero, legendary axedwarf, has been scuttled.
reads comments, looks up necrophilia ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That is disgusting!
Rap fans have been gay for a long time and are just in denial. Worshiping sweaty men who tell you how "hard" they are in every song. Singing about your love of flamboyant clothing. the constant "MUH DICK" attitude. dancing around shirtless with gold jewelry. having "swag". getting "crunk"
You dudes have been gay for a long time, you just didn't know it. Everyone else did though.
Nothing says metal like busting out of a cabin and start shredding your violin.