"total crap, but I enjoy it"
I miss Mark's old hairdo a lot. It just seemed to suit him better and in some cases exaggerated his funny expressions in a good way. He kinda looks like a guttered candle now, all floppy and mushed down to the side.
Another possiblity is that wagons theselves become horrified and explode
are you the real judith? i have seen the movie (city of lost children) sometime in the year 2000 on tv. After watching you i got very bad depressions. i was in love with you i guess. it was a really bad experience. i didnt know what to do. after 6 months i was in a mental hospital since i was about to commit suicide. i dont know if you are the real judith but i thought i would write to you. in that 6 months i experienced alot of things. i was almost crazy for you. i can not describe it.
i was crying day and night by looking at your pictures. i didnt know what to do. i even didnt know what was happening. perhaps i was crazy. it hurted so much thinking about you. i dont know what to write. if i would start to write it would take 2 days to describe but what you did to mu. take care!
i wish i could contact you earlier. you would have solved all of my problems. i dont want you to love me, i just want you to understand me.
"what you did to me" i meant sorry my english is not so good by
Imagine the comparison between China in 2014 with China 53 years ago. The differences might be even more dramatic.
Muh 1 under Windoof? Seit wann geht das denn?
>no blood
>no semen
I hate to say it, OP, but if you're too squeamish for either of those things, maybe you shouldn't be in a death cult.
"Virgin!" is probably the last thing you want to hear when you fire a game up.
So is this bum sex malarky any good?
The original trailers looked somewhat interesting I thought. The ones used in this video.
However, it was NOT an Xcom game. At all.
It would be like announcing the new Syndicate game and making it a first person shoo-...
Or, erm if they announced a sequel to Dungeon Keeper and made it an awful freemium ga-......
You know I'm just gonna shut up.
How am I going to know if I'm interested in bisexual female #69?
Well consider this...
Imagine if ducks were mammal. Yes, take your time, close your eyes and concentrate. What makes mammals... mammals? Now, think about ducks. Common, mundane ducks. Then combine these images in your head.
What is your first thought when you succeed at this? "Thanks god they aren't real"? Well, it should be "Thanks evolution they aren't real" instead. It is because ducks never mutated into that horrible abomination from your imagination that we can enjoy the sight of those aquatic birds.
my aim in chat was never to funny cause i know i can't my humor is not meant for internet i am more of in person funny guy so i totally fail here.
Cum now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you... I love you.. look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me. I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank, is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?
Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.
While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.
Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)
I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.
You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.
Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!
Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.
At first I misread the title as "Formica Necrophilia", and I thought to myself "What is this about? Fucking dead bodies on plastic countertops?"
Wait... what can make a lunar eclipse? What gets between Earth and Moon?
The words in bold are why we should be ignored.
Men, there is no way to not offend women. Don't bother trying. Really, tell us to shut up and make a sammich as Corvinus mentioned.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i revive noob lmgs all the time... i find it funny to jump-start the walking century guns. 1 zap from the defibs and off it goes hip-firing with its 200 bullets across any map.
Before we begin, I would like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for my life, and all the gifts which I've been given in it, including the ability to make this extension. Your name be glorified, my Savior, even in something as small as this. Amen.
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A heart-pumping theme of heroism, played whenever the Agile Remote Mission Squad is preparing to save the day. From Sony Computer Entertainment's Wild Arms 2nd Ignition, released in the US under the simpler title of Wild Arms 2.
Note: This extension was created from a PSF file converted to an MP3; it is uploaded purely for entertainment purposes, and in no way profits me. All rights are reserved to their respective creators, and videos are subject to removal per their request.
It's not my phallus, it's some other guy's phallus!
He has a mitten because I opted to give the phallus bodypart the [GRASP] tag. So they wear mittens and wield hammers with their phallus... And punch you with them.
stfu pot smoking punk befor I whip my belt and turn you into a decent kid
U r a fag lel Spoderman showed me the ligt he cn shw u 2
This cartoon is SO unrealistic. Black kids don't know who their dads are. :-P
i cant believe no one commented them yet!! this song is so chaos that its beautiful.
I'm bi, so I don't mind the other cocks. I'm more worried about the logistics of it... who decides who goes in what hole? Do we all finish at once or just whenever? If any of the other guys are bi, is it cool if I mess around with them, or should we all focus on the chick? What's the gangbang etiquette?
fag
Now I've got a mental image of MODOK rubbing his face up against a door jamb like a dog with an itchy butt.
You guys know I love fucking ninjas
HK P7 family
Uh, is that anime girl so mortified her flesh is desiccating? Last I checked, people only turn blue if they freeze, suffocate, ingest too much colloidal silver, or die.
We may kill and maim, but we damn sure won't lie. We have limits, you know.
You wear it well
It's a good think skeletons aren't real.
Self-publishing is no substitute for therapy, friend.
All your negatives are the reason i love this game. So i would rather them not casualize the game for man babies.
lol yea i know dude i think you are taking this conversation far too seriously for us to be talking about a guy named Cock Knocker
The concept of hell is public domain and God doesn't seem interested in lobbying for a retroactive copyright extension.
Is starting up doom2.exe with the "-file pooper.wad pooper.deh" command enough?
Stop trying to get me to read Archie comics.
The "ableist" thing seems like something that started out as a joke which SJWs were too spergy to realize was satire.
Most of my time in writers groups has been spent wishing that people spent less time inserting themselves into their books, and more time inserting their books into themselves and then fucking off so the rest of us can get on with it.
Also, the demons should have been aliens, or people who got turned into freaks by a disease because they were assholes. If Doom was a movie or a book that's what would happen.
Fuck Blizzard though. They are one droopy penis after they tarnished the good reputation of Diablo.
His ideas are old and unoriginal, he offers no "solutions", he spouts boilerplate Marxism and hangs out with people who shit on the sidewalk while they "occupy" places they could never create on their own initiative.
Color me unimpressed.
I didn't know that shitting out of my dick into my balls wasn't normal, but I don't even know who invented the Helicopter so who cares.
I’m beginning to believe that women are just too fragile to handle a college environment. Perhaps they should be kept at home until they marry, or at most sent to single-sex finishing schools.
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I'm not a woman, but I was certainly too fragile to handle a higher education. I'm smart, I'm wise and well aware that I know nothing.
Brad, I apologize in advance that I’m about to use bad words on your page, but I simply don’t have the time, nor the patience to deal with this fucking troglodyte imbecile in an amicable fashion.Instead I’m going to mock him, berate him, insult him and his fundamental philosophy, maybe call him some more names, rejoice in my giant majority, maybe add a few more insults, then go to bed, in my giant house in the mountains with my hot athletic wife. I won’t bother to wait for Forest’s response, because it will consist of some poorly thought out sound bytes regurgitated from Mother Jones and a series of links, and I’d rather suck start a 12 gauge than listen to one more fucking doofus tonight.First off, why won’t anybody answer his question about the gender gap?Well, Forest, that would be because it is a stupid fucking question.You’re like that crazy hobo on the subway demanding everyone justify the moon ferrets. But moon ferrets aren’t real, so why waste a bunch of time explaining that to a stinky hobo. But I’ll try, because I’m a retired accountant, and when people like you try to use stats it is like watching a monkey humping a football. So amusing, but kind of sad.If you mean the pay gap that exists between women, anybody with an ounce of statistical sense knows that it is insignificant when it comes to actual equivalent jobs with equivalent requirements. Once you factor in that women are statistically more likely to take time away from their careers for child rearing and factor that in, the pay difference is statistically insignificant. Unless you work in the Obama White House, because fuck you is why.Men also tend to work more in dangerous or physically demanding jobs by choice, which also pay better. Nobody forces them to go into those fields. Men also get more STEM degrees and women get more LAS degrees. STEM pays better. Nobody is forcing these men to do math, but men and women are different. If you don’t understand why my accounting degree is more valuable that your gender studies degree, you don’t understand basic econ 101 and supply and demand. So yes, I would like fries with that.If you mean the gender gap in voting between the parties, just about every psychological study ever conducted by somebody not huffing paint understands that women tend to make decisions more emotionally and men tend to make them more logically. I see you reaching for you Sexist Card, but I said tend. This is not always the case, it is simply a trend. If you don’t like it or find that sexist, you can fuck off and die. Men and women are different. Most of us happen to like that. Some men think more emotionally (like pajama boy metrosexual hipster douchebags for example), and some women think more logically (like hot republican warrior babes), but a trend is a trend.Now, the DNC being a bunch of sleazy shitwads, do manage to have some people working there who are excellent at stats and marketing. I’m assuming they hire evil republican capitalists for these positions because they show some basic competence. Regardless, these clever people understand the whole emotional reaction thing, and when your platform is mostly bullshit, they aim their marketing at a bunch of heart string tugging, sob story, feel good but do nothing, nonsense that appeals to the big hearted and mushy headed voter. Why yes, I don’t want old people to starve and free health care for everyone! Yay!As for what have conservatives done for women?Built America.Deal with it, motherfucker.You are pathetic at debating. At some point in time you discovered that if you just post enough bullshit, non-stop, you will win by attrition because most people simply do not give a fuck enough to waste their time debating what is basically a fleshy spambot. You’re so bad at this that you even annoy the shit out of the people you might have convinced. If you had an iota of likability, you might have swayed somebody, but you’re so incredibly shitty at this that even the moderates would rather hang out with Harry Reid, and they’re pretty sure he’s a pedophile.You do not realize that arguing on the internet is a spectator sport. Nobody ever sways the decided, you fool! The goal is to convince the undecided. And on that count, Amy the Sign Language Gorilla makes a better spokesman than you.You are basically a Speak and Spell, and instead of when pulling the string you get “THE COW GOES MOO” you get “LINK TO HUFFPO” or “WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION”. Only the Speak and Spell has a use. Children need to learn which animal says moo versus which one barks. You on the other hand, are completely fucking useless, and when it comes to entertainment, my money is on Fisher Price.When you ask a question, and people answer it, a smart person would then use logic to pick that post apart for the edification of the onlookers and observers. But not you, you just pretend the question wasn’t answered, and keep asking it over and over again. That is the Damien Walter method of arguing, and usually occurs right before somebody with half a brain clubs you like a helpless baby seal.Don’t feel bad. Compared to Damien, I’m letting you off easy.I know these things. I’ve seen your kind, and know your methods, which is why rather than debate you, I simply insult you. Then everyone laughs at you. I’m amused. They are amused. We go about our fulfilling lives. You go home, yell at your five cats, then masturbate furiously into your shame pillow while watching episodes of Girls on HBO, before passing out in a puddle of Thunderbird.Which is why I’m awesome, popular, and rich, and you are a loser with 2 followers. Because you suck, and everyone hates you.So, at the end of the day, please continue with your link storms, and your tired, boring, hashed out Salon bullshit about the war on women. One of the reason the republicans now have 250 seats in congress is because morons like you have helped to annoy the living shit out of the average American to the point that if a man wearing a HOPE/CHANGE shirt was to step into the intersection in front of their car, they would literally mash the accelerator to the floor, just in the hopes that it was you.Our many new republican senators thank you.Now fuck off.Why can't this board software auto wordwrap?
I'm planning my bus trip across the country. I want to sit back and see beautiful things.
>>402
You should upgrade your "board software" so that it can render HTML.
“The weak hate the strong, the mediocre hate the successful, and the lazy hate those who are motivated to approach competence” and if all that fails, then blame the British Empire.
I told 2yo her shoes were on wrong feet so she crossed legs to "fix" them. She's gonna code in Java. I just know it.
You don't have to be of the colter to get it people from the colter probably don't get it as well but these new pastas mcp makes really makes you think and get in-depth of the story's
You know that could be a possibility. Or I just dont fucking care.
Am i to fall on my sword at the feet of the moderators? Nah, ill just tell them to shove the sword up their asses.
Bigger problem...He did not like Mr.Rogers, but like Street sharks..He deserved to be hunted by a killer clown.
wooWOOF Im worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. That BITES!
I remember when I became an SJW just like it was yesterday. I was walking through a dark wood. I was alone. The full moon peaked shyly from among the tops of the trees, too coy to give me light to see. Yet I continued through the woods, slowly, ploddingly. And then, I saw it. It's eyes burning with malevolent rage, it's breath hot and thick on the freezing cold night.
An SJW.
Clothed in an XXL t-shirt emblazoned with the words "Male Tears = Delicious", it's corpusculent, asexual body was aglow with evil rage. It howled a horrible howl into the winter night. "SHIIIIIIITTTTLOOOOORRRRDDDD." And I did what any rational, STEM major atheist person would do. I stopped. I turned. And I ran.
As I ran, my athletic body dodged the trees with the grace and cunning of a gorgeous white tailed doe running from a gun shot. I turned, ever so briefly, and saw the SJW crashing clumsily through the trees, each 400 year old oak that stood in its path flattened by the rampaging feminist. And then I tripped over a gnarled root. In an instant, I knew my life as a computer engineer and professional bodybuilder was over. And then the SJW was on me, pinning my perfect body to the ground. I could bench 325 for reps, but it weighed too much. I was weak, xadies and xentlemen. Too weak.
It clawed at my flesh with hairy arms, hairy armpits, hairy legs. The hair on its head was cut short and dyed a curious shade of magenta. To this day the smell, a mix of corn nuts and estrogen, haunts me. I struggled until I could no longer struggle. My eyes teared up in defeat.
"Cisgendered, yes?" It snarled in pidgin English. "Delicious morsel of Cis scum. My blog will love. Oh, but just a bite. To destroy such delicious patriarchy, yes. Just one bite before I end your white, male privilege." I was to be eaten by this monster. To my left, a man in shining white armor stood by and looked at the scene, approvingly. The SJW took a long bite into my perfectly formed deltoid, the blood gushing from its mouth onto the cold surface of the ground below.
Suddenly, a shot rang out in the darkness. The SJW turned and looked, then howled in rage and fear. It scampered off into the night on all fours, it's white knight following just behind, whispering platitudes. A group of men in Guy Fawkes masks looked at my broken body, my life blood oozing from my perfect shoulders. They took me in. Nursed me in their home, a hoke they called 8chan.
But it was too late. I stopped being an egalitarian. I became a feminist.
My body began gaining weight rapidly. I began to accuse my saviors of being complicit in the oppression of minorities and women. My shoulders slumped and my nose looked more and more Jewish as the days went on. Then, before I knew it, I was writing articles about the differences in male and female armor in fantasy games for Polygon. My hair is blue when when it was once a glorious ebony. My penis is shriveled and shrimpy when it was once long and thick and firm. I used to be a pussy slaying alpha. I am a beta now.
I am an SJW. The transformation is complete. I feel the hunger. The energy. When the moon is full and raw, I will tweet about shirts. I will be sated.
Yeah you better not do a fucking thing, you fucking cunt. Increase your own fucking post count in your own fucking time.
I think forcefully trying to fuck someone is a lot worse than saying the word itself.
I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.
Using the arcenstick, the arcenstone is shoved down the urethra until it turns into a kidney stone and must be forced out by painful urination
fascinating, but have you ever tried not being such a tremendous faggot?
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!?? What a concept -- completely politically incorrect
Mike in every single video: "It's like, fuckin', like, it's almost like, fuckin', like..."
people on this site are so immature. it makes me SICK.
What makes them so attractive? Is it like the forbidden fruit that isn't forbidden in the sense that we can act out our latent homosexual desires on the opposite sex?
Freud in innuendo heaven, please heed our call!
Stop being a baby. If you make your games shitty on purpose, then fine. If you want to make games that aren't shitty, then listen to criticism. The guy in the first comment didn't say anything nasty to you until you shit in your diaper about it.
This is actually a good game for children...I used to play this with my son when he was like 4 or 5 and he loves the shit out of dinosaurs and Godzilla. BTW dinosaurs and humans did indeed live together....the term 'dinosaur' is a new word not used until the 19th century....originally they were called Dragons, Behemoths or Leviathan. There are many tales of men slaying dragons aka dinosaurs...don't listen to your schools, they're all child molesters and liars.
I know how hard you work