[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 14:44

I think it's important to point out that not only was "Corinthian leather" made in New Jersey, it also wasn't actually leather (it was a synthetic made from vinyl), and Corinth has never been known for the quality of its leatherwork.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 04:56

hmm nope don't feel anything but you have ebola virus in your brain and is slowly killing you btw i gave it to you and then i gave it to your sister and then i raped her ohh how she squirmed hahahahahah

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 19:46

you do realize that the entire point of it all was to remove the huge floppy dick hanging off from its scalp because it looks awful right

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 20:22

This is why I make little snide remarks when we inevitably have an atheist thread. All of a sudden the community is rational and subjective when debunking absurd Christian bullshit but when some dirt interferes with our other lefty views, we throw all that objectivity out the window and start quot-mining, remaining willfully ignorant and completely missing the point to preserve our predisposition to protect the minority.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 01:08

Youfre not entitled to anything in this world. Your life, liberty, and ability to pursue happiness are a product of the blood, sweat, and tears of many before you. The world only cares what you have to offer it.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 02:09

>>254 I don't think the world cares what you have to offer it either.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 10:59

>>255
However, it's ready to judge you for the slightest mishap.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 13:40

So many of the leftist elite in this country use Europe as an example of the utopia America should aspire to. Well, I've been there, lived there, worked there - and it pretty much sucks to be an average, typical Eurotrash. Young Eurotrash are especially fascinated that American kids actually leave home and go out to live on their own.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 21:25

You've already fucked up its face beyond all saving to fit it in with the dicktrunk in the front sprite once, where it looked very silly and completely inferior to the vanilla demon in every way except sheer size.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 21:29

I'm old enough to remember when male heterosexuals were out and proud, and gays were still in the closet. Now, we have the reverse.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 23:02

I want to fuck a girl and i am one what do i do

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 23:33

Cover that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again!

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 18:43

An elderly husband and wife were rocking on their front porch. Wirhout warning she picked up her cane and smashed it into her husbands kneecap.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" he screamed?

"That's for 60 years of bad sex.", she replied.

After a few moments, he picked up his cane and smashed her kneecaps.

When she asked "Why?"; he replied,"That's for knowing the difference!"

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:45

I am a quartet, only my main avatar is whit my waifu.
they all have ostrich-like legs, horns that are actually antenae, One of them uses sabers red like blod they are basically demons, because In my fantasy I am the one that causes devastation, I often imagine my kind invading defenceless worlds.

In my lore they are all born from quasars that gained conscience and fromed bodies for themselves, my waifu is a monster so it all fits, I wonder what would hapen if I made a tulpa whit the purpose of relasing a demon.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 04:58

I returned to civilization shortly after that and went to Cornell to teach, and my first impression was a very strange one. I can't understand it any more, but I felt very strongly then. I sat in a restaurant in New York, for example, and I looked out at the buildings and I began to think, you know, about how much the radius of the Hiroshima bomb damage was and so forth... How far from here was 34th street?... All those buildings, all smashed \ and so on. And I would go along and I would see people building a bridge, or they'd be making a new road, and I thought, they're crazy, they just don't understand, they don't understand. Why are they making new things? It's so useless.

But, fortunately, it's been useless for almost forty years now, hasn't it? So I've been wrong about it being useless making bridges and I'm glad those other people had the sense to go ahead.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 18:07

Why when I shoot into imp's crotch with Sniper Rifle, I shoot his head off?

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 18:15

No "corporation" has ever paid a cent in taxes. All corporate taxes ultimately are paid by employees, shareholders and/or customers.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 22:19

Another bus broke down on Rape Street and GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PASSENGERS.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 22:34

One day the Feminists get all blustery, and decide theyfre going to teach 4Chan a lesson, and the next, theyfre posting videos of cutting themselves, blacking out, and apparently one even tried to commit suicide.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 12:10

Fuck that shit, sunshine. It's all about Teletubbies with their wangs hanging out and that hoover thing sucking them off.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7668 03:20

It could be a lot worse for parents these days. Image if your kid came home from collage claiming to be an omni-sexual dragon-kin who identifies as being gender fluid-- YOU WILL ADHERE TO MY SELECTED PRONOUNS CISHET SCUM!

I pray that my kid is a normal homosexual.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7668 10:59

Of course another possibility is that DB is at this very moment "punking" me. That would be the double reverse punk. An extremely difficult move but not beyond the satanic skill set of this trickster...

I like the verb "punk".

If nothing else the DCF is refreshing my urban lexicon.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7669 02:47

writing a function to set a single property is making my eye twitch.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 17:36

I'm a head without cracks and I find the term "crack head" highly offensive and I'm sick to death of seeing it. Also, what do you care how many women heads sleep with? You pig!

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 18:56

"They", the wankerdemic progs-liberals-leftard-gaytopians aren't merely wrong in any normal sense of the word. They are wrong with optimal precision. This generation has just about perfected wrong - having out-wronged all who came before them. This is gold medal Oscar-Nobel Wrong.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 22:21

Well thank you for laying down the law Aeden. I know that I, for one, am glad you are able to be the ultimate judge of what is foolish and what is not. I suggest you move on now to fixing all the other things broken on the internet. There is someone wrong on the internet somewhere, and it is your duty, nay, your destiny, to tell them they are wrong.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 01:23

you make a randomized sphere inside voxel and once a player enters that shpere voxels change in that rock in to cristal randomizly like 25% in sphere area, ...
BUT only that part than takes a little bit more data other randomized spots still uses only 1 sphere instead of whole bunch of blocks, ...
just a thought.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 14:20

One of my favourite RP partners is a beautiful girl who just happens to have an exceptionally long larval stage, She's well over eighteen and weights eighteen tons but /happens/ to look like she is still in her larval form. Is that wrong? Am I pushing my limits?

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 14:51

Unless it's completely untenable and we for some reason have a group of dedicated, CP-trading pedos at our door with boners to rival Grond, this seems like a huge overreaction and a massive waste of a mostly good playerbase.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 16:54

My username is from the location in Draenor/Outland called "Netherstorm" from 'World of Warcraft'.

A lot of faggots think it's from Minecraft, but...no, it isn't.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 01:16

nah, she's just made out of fire

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 04:21

Iraq is less ethnically diverse today than during the Bush administration because Obama is an enabler of racist, bigoted genocidal evolution-denying homophobic theocrats.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 04:22

Poor people of color are dying because Obama's too busy playing a rich white man's game to care about their Katrina moment.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7673 11:22

So for a while now, I've been in this depressed slump, and part of the contributing factor is this guy I know. He doesn't take very good care of himself, he has aspirations but only continues living a life of truancy day to day, making little, if any effort at all to get towards those goals. He dropped out of high school, views the world and the "system" in a cynical way that makes him think that his own views alone will get him anywhere, is also pretty inept, EXTREMELY paranoid about the most insignificant things, and has just kind of mostly remained the same irritable being for the six years I've known him.

Amongst other people who have started to get on my nerves, I just dropped all communications with him a few weeks back, because I have been in no mood to deal with this person talking to me/monologuing for hours in a PM window about shit that I absolutely do not care about or want to care about right now. I have a lot of other problems of my own to worry about, and he doesn't seem to get that. Throw on top that he broke a promise involving very personal to me via his laziness, I just up and vanished.

Here's where it gets a little scary: While this guy is pretty antisocial, it's to the point where he doesn't even own any other means of communication, not even a landline, nor does he know anyone outside of that little house he's stuck in. So by cutting him off, I have effectively made him cease to exist in this world.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 00:19

Dolan has a thin penis

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 00:53

Little known fact, they were actually called the Jackson Fiveway before they were forced to change their name.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 16:31

well if i had a chance to live i would take it rather than die because its easier. If you feel the need to cry it off, help yourself to a glass of i dont give a fuck, followed by healthy dose of does it look like i give a fuck what happens to the snail or what you cry about. Fuck you, and fuck gary.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 18:17

lenovo is french for bad

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 13:53

Your religion says something about shit games? Interesting.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 21:58

That's fuckin cool! Was she hot?

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 20:01

Mind you, as Scots, being unhappy is what we do best so that's probably OK. As the Doctor also said, at least we can blame the English (regardless of how things turn out).

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 03:03

Ok Tess. Enough already. Those cocks won't suck themselves, eh?

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 13:21

Since I'm out of the loop with this subject, I googled Zoe Quinn to get a gander...WTF? She's repulsive. I don't think I could bump that ham wallet unless I was high on bath salts and draino.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:09

>>292
Good lord, I agree. Zoe Quinn looks average at best. After a few drinks. Maybe the indie game dev thing gives her more appeal to some, but I don't really know about that, personally.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 16:02

The fourth episode is the only official expansion. Duke It Out in D.C., Nuclear Winter and Life's A Beach are official unofficial expansions, like Insurrection or Retribution for Starcraft, Hellfire for Diablo or Conquests Of The Ages for Age Of Empires. These expansions are "unofficial" in the sense that they were developed by third party but "official" in the sense that they received the official stamp of approval from 3Drealms, which was a pretty big deal back in the days where a guy could download the entirety of the fan maps posted on the internet, burn them on a CD and market these as an expansion for a cash grab.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 19:23

Of course the most annoying kid on the planet is the only one on youtube who actually has good videos on this game. God dammit, I don't wanna listen to this autismal fuck anymore.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 14:02

Man betont nicht jedes r, nur Adolf hat das getan. ich weiß, dass die Band nicht rechts ist.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 16:39

Every human starts as a child in a relationship with parents who are larger/more powerful/wiser than them. I think the concept of/belief in god is a macro/social manifestation that hijacks this parent-child brain wiring. Its a group hallucination of misfiring behavior. And authority/the state is similar to that in the same hierarchical sense. Government is a superhuman entity that issues commandments which is a sin to disobey, and, like Xenu, the legitimacy of their rule doesn't exist. The belief in government is the most dangerous superstition, mental malware more dangerous than scientology. Hierarchical systems are being replaced in a 'survival of the fittest pattern' type of way by decentralized systems, like bittorrent was more fit than napster. Nobody says they hate the internet and the internet is a close example of anarchy. Government regulation appears responsible for creating the telecom monopolies in the first place, something about how they were granted exclusive right to install wiring whereas any competitor would have to ask permission from each property owner. Instead of adding more regulations, all the previous regulations should be removed. Like Larken says in the below video, the relatively free market has produced complex things like cell phones, so supposing the free market would be unable to do something as simple as create a flat place (road, which even deer create) or install wires without a system of appointed thieves (where did they get the legitimate right to tax/steal if an individual like me doesn't have that right?) seems odd. Someone on reddit or something was saying, say 1 person on the block doesn't want internet, they could dig up/cut the wire on their own property, charge a million to put it there/etc. I don't know the technological limitations but seems like wiring from a hub to specific houses, rather than all in a series w/ each house being central point of failure might be possible. Or satellite or whatever else millions of people offering voluntary solutions in the free market could think of.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 17:09

Brief History of Campus Sex
1915: it's banned
1935: it's naughty
1955: it's interesting
1975: it's awesome
1995: it's rape
2015: it's banned

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 16:05

I like this series, but it feels like it's getting repetitive. Still a good series though.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 22:32

OMG I remember seeing the box for this game. Not really sure what to think of it, it may just be better to let it stay in hell where it came from .

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 22:15

she is right. Hitler had a penis as well

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 13:24

I got angered by your smug, authoritative way of saying "there's no way this can be useful with skill like mine", so I provided one with macho theatrics. However I most certainly never bashed you for your homosexuality, that would be crass and disgusting.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 06:54

>>298
Brief history of campus sex at Notre Dame
1915: it's banned
1935: it's banned
1955: it's banned
1975: it's banned
1995: it's banned
2015: it's banned

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 21:45

this is a nice game like guantlet. muliplayer and has humor too. doone from overhead. (not to be confused with medevil war game).

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 22:54

Reading the strategy guide I get the impression that Stevie and John were in disagreement about whether to capitalize daikatana when it's just talking about the sword and not the game. In parts where John is clearly the author (like his self-fellating Romero's Design Comments blurbs), it's capitalized.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 02:05

Who tells us that, after 7 years, it hasn't been "enriched" with "natural ingredients" of RALPHIS'S OWN production?

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 02:37

Why are so many feminists ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road?

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 17:23

Nonsense, there were no humans back then. Everyone knows the climate can only change due to human activity. Otherwise it would just be a natural phenomenon that occurs every 10,000 years or so.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 17:25

thats what i was waiting on aswell but now that they jumped me...im pissed

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 03:29

The knowledge of the internal layout of the object has been spread like cream-cheese across the entire application, and if you want to change the flavour of the cream cheese, you suddenly have a lot of bagel to scrape.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7692 17:18

Sakuya Izayoi

I hope you know, child... Role-Playing is a art-form.. plus i engage myself in a little more advanced role-play, called Battle Role-Play. Also the RPG game genre is basically a virtual Role-Play, as it is called a Role-Playing Game. 

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 16:52

I was just telling myself the other day that I needed some additional responsibilities in my life. Preferably something that would benefit someone else, who would not appreciate it anyways.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 03:34

Alas, 'tis the Watcher's pledge not to interfere with the housing market.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 00:18

Communism proved ONE thing, that people are by nature competitive and if they can't compete by economic means, they will compete by political means, giving rise to people informing on each other, stabbing each other in the back and even killing each other to become block captains, commissars, and even political dictators.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 13:41

Marry: A man who lets you fart around him.

Bang: A man who is grossed out by female functions.

Sure all of those other men banged her when she was younger and hotter, but you get something special.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 17:37

When I was young they told me to be reasonable and negotiate and not resort to violence. I stupidly believed them, and was instantly beset upon by bullies who would push me around and torment me. I tried reason and truth, but that doesnft work at all.

Eventually I decided to rebel against authority and decided to lift weights, become strong and meet force with even greater force. Unsurprisingly, this worked immediately, as the beaten bullies helpless retreated bloodied and humiliated from my iron fists.

These Leftists have never had to fight. They come from soft comfortable environments run by nannies and other overprotective womenfolk, who frown on masculinity and teach their boys to be sissies who act like women.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 00:32

There is a fucking ship in the fucking video, now would you fucking kindly stop using the fucking fuck word when there is no fucking need to? Fucking language please.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 00:52

Is it wrong that I find that Pikachu with tits attractive and that I'm hard right now?

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7697 22:52

Why does the blue hair girl moan every time she says something 

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 05:22

>>318 absolutely not.

More importantly, where is this Pikachu with tits?

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 06:17

>>320
Guessing by the "last search" thread, it can probably be found under the AOL Keyword^W^W^W^Wby Googling for "Pikachu with tits".

(e621, it seems)

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 11:58

"You killed my men. I am different from them. I learned the art of the Dwarven Axe from Captain Ironblood himself. Your wagon zombies are no more. You are unarmed and helpless. This ends here."

The Axe Lord has transformed into a wagon!

Quote from: The Wagonmancer
You are already dead.

Urist McHero, legendary axedwarf, has been scuttled.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 17:29

The movie was unrealistic as hell I mean if Godzilla was in my city I would just take my katana and

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 20:12

The Middle East has enjoyed the joys of diversity for over a thousand years, and the result is that there are no stable republics or democracies there.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 16:14

reads comments, looks up necrophilia ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That is disgusting!

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 01:15

Rap fans have been gay for a long time and are just in denial. Worshiping sweaty men who tell you how "hard" they are in every song. Singing about your love of flamboyant clothing. the constant "MUH DICK" attitude. dancing around shirtless with gold jewelry. having "swag". getting "crunk"

You dudes have been gay for a long time, you just didn't know it. Everyone else did though.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 01:34

Taking a month off to write a book is a lot like going to prison. It's super important to shank somebody on the first day.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 02:38

>>327 Hair metal bands operated on much the same principles

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 18:46

As a young man, there is no point to build the provider role any longer. Women have decided to marry the government. Why work so hard for so many years, when all it takes is one phone call to destroy you? gIfm scared is all it takes from your wife. Why work hard for a decade, when all u get is a used women? Women arenft worth the trouble, better to get laid and have a peaceful home, most young women donft have the slightest clue how to create a home.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 01:42

Nothing says metal like busting out of a cabin and start shredding your violin. 

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7703 04:16

I miss Mark's old hairdo a lot. It just seemed to suit him better and in some cases exaggerated his funny expressions in a good way. He kinda looks like a guttered candle now, all floppy and mushed down to the side. 

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7705 20:18

Another possiblity is that wagons theselves become horrified and explode

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7706 05:30

are you the real judith? i have seen the movie (city of lost children) sometime in the year 2000 on tv. After watching you i got very bad depressions. i was in love with you i guess. it was a really bad experience. i didnt know what to do. after 6 months i was in a mental hospital since i was about to commit suicide. i dont know if you are the real judith but i thought i would write to you. in that 6 months i experienced alot of things. i was almost crazy for you. i can not describe it.

i was crying day and night by looking at your pictures. i didnt know what to do. i even didnt know what was happening. perhaps i was crazy. it hurted so much thinking about you. i dont know what to write. if i would start to write it would take 2 days to describe but what you did to mu. take care!

i wish i could contact you earlier. you would have solved all of my problems. i dont want you to love me, i just want you to understand me.

"what you did to me" i meant sorry my english is not so good by

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7707 16:42



George Washington? Hell, imagine Dwight Eisenhower surveying the scene only 53 years after he left office:

Then: Operation Wetback.
Now: Repeated amnesties for illegal Mexican border-jumpers.

Then: The Gemini project, first manned spaceflight.
Now: Paying the Russians to put our stuff into orbit.

Then: Single motherhood strongly stigmatized, low rate of illegitimacy.
Now: Single mother a sort of secular saint, high rate of illegitimacy and climbing.

Then: Blue collar manufacturing jobs plentiful and well paid.
Now: Manufacturing jobs shrinking.

Then: Homosexuality considered abnormal.
Now: gYoufre a homophobe.h

Then: Immigrants expected to make an effort to assimilate, learn English.
Now: gYoufre a racist and a xenophobe.h

Then: Own a small business and youfre a respected member of the community.
Now: gIf youfve got a business, you didnft build that! Somebody else made that happen!h

Then: Traditional gender roles the norm, most believe men and women have different, biologically hard-wired natures.
Now: Women can do anything men can do, and do it more capably.

Then: High levels of trust between unrelated strangers, low rate of crime.
Now: Declining levels of trust more common, crime rate brought down through a combination of fudging the statistics, high rates of incarceration, and the rise of a gsurveillance society.h

Then: Being in need of government assistance a source of embarrassment and shame.
Now: Gimmedat.

Then: Virginity or at least a minimal number of sex partners the ideal for women. Low threshold for being considered gdamaged goods.h
Now: Promiscuity is praiseworthy; the idea of gdamaged goodsh is antiquated and misogynistic.

You get the idea.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 13:50

Imagine the comparison between China in 2014 with China 53 years ago. The differences might be even more dramatic.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 01:33

The most experimental thing Coppola's ever done was your mom.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 03:07

Southern California, paradise 4 decades ago, is fixed in my mind now as the place where the L.A. city councilwoman said on camera "We found out that the constitution doesn't allow us to ban certain kinds of music."

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 12:59

Muh 1 under Windoof? Seit wann geht das denn?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 13:34

>no blood
>no semen

I hate to say it, OP, but if you're too squeamish for either of those things, maybe you shouldn't be in a death cult.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 15:32

"Virgin!" is probably the last thing you want to hear when you fire a game up.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 18:37

So is this bum sex malarky any good?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 18:57

>>342
Not really. Bums are very dirty, smelly people.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 20:24

The original trailers looked somewhat interesting I thought. The ones used in this video.

However, it was NOT an Xcom game. At all.
It would be like announcing the new Syndicate game and making it a first person shoo-...
Or, erm if they announced a sequel to Dungeon Keeper and made it an awful freemium ga-......

You know I'm just gonna shut up.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 20:50

That's what your mom said.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 02:49

How am I going to know if I'm interested in bisexual female #69?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 14:47

Well consider this...

Imagine if ducks were mammal. Yes, take your time, close your eyes and concentrate. What makes mammals... mammals? Now, think about ducks. Common, mundane ducks. Then combine these images in your head.

What is your first thought when you succeed at this? "Thanks god they aren't real"? Well, it should be "Thanks evolution they aren't real" instead. It is because ducks never mutated into that horrible abomination from your imagination that we can enjoy the sight of those aquatic birds.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 16:28

>>347
Platypus.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 17:45

my aim in chat was never to funny cause i know i can't my humor is not meant for internet i am more of in person funny guy so i totally fail here.

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