Go ahead and dish; I promise it won't hurt their feelings.
This fat guy was lying on the pavement right in front of one of the bus stop benches. He was really really fat, wearing shorts, and focused on his iPhone. His legs were covered with bug bite scabs. Dude literally had more scab than skin on them legs.
Ew.
I saw a black woman with pink hair. She seemed really happy. I saw another black woman standing with her torso 90 degrees to her and her hands on her knees as support. She was just standing like that the whole time I was behind the red light waiting to go.
Some pear shaped woman is telling her kids to eat health food.
Hairy smelly hobo in a winter jacket in 90 degree weather outside the library marching back and forth ranting. "Fuck the Brookings Institute! Fuck the Cato Institute! Fuck the Brookings Institute! Fuck the Cato Institute!"
He seems upset.
An old woman in the middle of an intersection, with a grocery cart full of soda bottles, examining the pavement intently for a reason I could not determine, oblivious to the three directions of traffic she was blocking.
I have to get up around 3:30 am for my internship, and about three times now I've encounter a guy who walks his dog by driving around in his car, holding the dog's leash out window, with the dog running besides the car.
( L_½M) dog bless this country
Dude from >>5 is puttering around the library saying "Brilliant brain, micron technology, but he's dead now, he's dead. Yes, he's a billionaire." and variations on that.
A man with two of his friends standing on the corner talking about tagging signs, who then proceeded to mime an old woman(?) by pulling his shirt half-over his head like a shawl and hobbling around.
(*ί[ί) That's not very freakish.
(;ί A ί) I really just wanted to bump the thread!
I saw a skinny, old-looking man (meth victim?) walking around with a thing on his shoulder, looked like a boombox kind of thing, walking around right at the driveway entrance to a building off a busy road. Someone was trying to pull out onto the road and she seemed hesitant to move lest she hit the guy. He was looking awkward as hell but didn't seem to care, looked happy enough. Though it was probably just insanity.
>>11 I think I saw the same old man, riding a big adult-size tricycle with a basket down the middle of the street at a ridiculously slow pace. By my estimation there's about a 100% chance he's had his drivers' license revoked due to too many DUIs.
Big black guy on a park bench is field dressing his huge mutated inflamed puffy-ass foot by wrapping it in a nasty old scarf. His other foot looks to be about normal size. I hope he has a doctor take a look at that thing some time.
Myself, at 2 am, shirtless and in my underwear and having the shit clawed out of me by my cat who tried to run out when a police officer appeared at my door asking me if I've got any information about a group of "2 or 3 suspicious white males" who may be hiding near my apartment complex.
Some middle aged white woman in the city. She'd gone for one big fat dreadlock instead of a bunch of smaller ones.
I suppose that saves time...
Guy with a giant puke stain on his shirt browsing the investment books today.
I see a lot of blacks riding those handle-less Segway things. Eighty percent of the people I've seen with those are black
I walked into a convenience store that I rarely visit to use the restroom. When I began to make my exit, a young black man stood in front of me with his hand in his jacket, pretending to have a gun. He said, "don't make this difficult". It was at that time that I pulled out my own firearm and shot him eight times. I said, "stupid nigger" and continued to make my exit.
>>19
Mad
Fat nigger with no shoes carrying a big purple blanket across the street.
>>18 is actually a young black man who shot the guy leaving the store and then stole his belongings and his identity.
I took the bus some time ago. At the stop there was a woman playing some JRPG on her laptop with audio on. It seemed to play at 800x600 and she was above decent at it. Later she helped me with the coins and it turned out she was quite nice.
This couple next to me right now at the library is playing neopets together. They seem like they were made for each other.
Tall, heavy guy with a beard was walking out various patterns on the square-grid concrete outside a mall with a childlike smile on his fat face.
One overweight, unattractive woman grinding on another overweight, unattractive woman while standing in line at the Chik-Fil-A. The grinder was also softly whispering what sounded like rap lyrics to the grindee. After a few moments, she circled around and switched from grinding to humping. It was rather revolting.
A girl talked to me...why would you do that?
Or they were setting you up.
>>29 She wanted to see if you would pay $25 for quick oral sex.
An unwashed Indian man touching himself.
An old homeless man lecturing his brown paper bag of alcohol.
I parked my car and a large woman was standing out on her stairwell, smoking and talking loudly on the phone while watching me. As I was checking to see if my back bumper was sticking out too much, she laughed and shouted at me, "You know big SUVs come barrelling out of that driveway every morning, right? If you care about your back bumper, you probably shouldn't park there. Try that spot across the street, they never come out of their driveway."
I thanked her and moved my car. My bumper was saved.
Dude picked up a payphone and started an argument with it. He kept going, getting angrier and angrier until the cops drove him off.
Fat dork on the bus seat in front picked his nose, ate it and then got his dick out.
Skinny millennial dude with big plastic women's sunglasses and one of those Japanese animal knit hat things of a Hello Kitty Frog character with one eye replaced with a bold x that probably looks cute on kids and young girls waiting near the bus stop and power-vaping so hard he was coughing after every drag.
Wouldn't be surprised if the vape was fruit flavored.
Naked man sitting on the bed of a pickup truck on the shoulder of the 101 North being touched on the head and back by 2 firefighters.
A man staggering (or perhaps simply walking ungracefully?) around a snowy parking lot, shovel in hand. Every two or three minutes, he would pick up a shovelful of snow and deposit it to his right. This was never outside of the parking lot - he simply moved small amounts of snow from being in front of one car to being in front of another car.
Someone (didn't see who) tried to make a nest in the men's room handicapped stall by pulling all those toilet seat covers out and spreading them all over the floor. He used at least three of them to wipe his ass too.
Homeless crazy yelling about Naria at some little kids with concerned parents
Fat lady was playing a JRPG at the bus stop of a small French village on her netbook. The game was running at 4:3 but the screen was 16:9. She was kind to me when on the bus.
At the gas station this morning, a shady as hell-acting guy came up to me and started talking to me out of nowhere, but I could barely understand him. Then the gas station owner/proprietor guy came out and started yelling at him, saying he'd call the cops, etc. and he beat a fast retreat. I guess shady guy had been hanging around the station for a while bothering customers. Whether he was just drunk, or was looking for money or whatever, I never discovered.
Man yelling his distate of FUCKING CUNTS at 4am in low-key british suburb
>>40 I live in a city that's one third these people, one third drunk frat bros and sorority blondes, and one third black people
He was a very dorky guy who was slightly overweight and very unhealthy looking. He and his friends were having a conversation in the library that everyone could hear. Occasionally, he would brag about his highschool achievements despite that he was about to enter graduate school (which he claimed was prestigious). It caught me by surprise when he said he had a "runner's body," which I couldn't imagine what led him to believe that. Then he started talking about drugs. A friend of his was prescribed a drug that was "so powerful it had the same legal status as marijuana." Sometimes people in his group would repeat each other if they thought another person said something funny. Basically, I need to move to a different location, and stop directing all this hate at him.
A guy in nothing but his footy shorts, wandering around and yelling about how someone needs to sweep up the leaves on the road
The fishman wanders around my town. He's fat enough to not have a neck any more, is bald, wears coke-bottle glasses and mouth-breathes with his huge-lipped gob like a human goldfish. Apart from the mouth breathing, he has nothing resembling an expression going on - the rest of his face is completely slack.
I wonder if he's from Innsmouth.
Guy crosses the street this morning while traffic's flying along, sleeping bag on one shoulder and the other hand flipping off incoming cars while he yells "ASSHOLE!" over and over and over. He even kept yelling "ASSHOLE" after he'd crossed the street and was walking down an alleyway.
Way to fight the power, dude.
Someone driving a totally blacked out Prius. Windows, taillights, the whole thing. He'd even removed the Toyota logo and tags from it. I guess it was about as scary looking as a Prius can get.
>>51
I think I know that guy, especially the "runner's body" part, but the guy I'm thinking of wasn't "about to enter graduate school" (though he would have said "join the graduate program" or something), he was about to start taking graduate classes about the time that post was made. He failed/dropped all of them.
Dude carrying two paper shopping bags while wearing a sweater and knit hat in 80 degree weather belting out "Tuck Everlasting" at the top of his lungs.
Homeless guy with a shopping cart full of crap just announced "Will our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please take the stand?"
I loitered for a while, but he didn't say anything else. I was mildly disappointed.
I was on the bus today, and some black lady came onto the bus with what appeared to be one of those luggage cases with the wheels on the bottom that you bring into the airports. It was this kitschy, faded pink floral decoration, and she wore a scarf on her head and generally just a lot more clothing than one should expect here in Southern Arizona. Well, this chubby, white teenaged girl with blue hair had come onto the bus one stop earlier, and I guess she ostensibly snapped a picture of the black lady or something because that lady started talking to herself really loudly in a weird, passive-aggressive kind of way. And then she started yelling at the teenaged girl, and the girl asked her why she was yelling at her. It was at that point that the strange lady accused her of snapping the picture. She yelled a little bit more, and then she pulled out a bottle of Sriracha which she called my mace'' because she had been arrested before" and presumably couldn't carry actual mace. It was really strange, and I was a little scared that she would actually start flinging Sriracha all over the place and make a mess.
I saw a dude vibrating his head pretty fast. Also he had robot legs and was on some weird high speed Segway scooter thing zipping away.
Some heavy dude sleeping, wrapped in one of those aluminum foil looking emergency blankets. My inner censor was asleep at the wheel and I blurted out "Hey, a burrito!"
Some guy writing out a religious manifesto. Well, it might be not be, but he's always here and it's typing up this monster of a thing
anything longer than a tweet is a manifesto
attention spans are dead and buried
we idiocracy now
This guy's been playing shitty Mexican tuba music from his motorcycle for the last couple days at night outside somewhere. Does he not have a place to sleep? Go away.
Older black guy sitting in the corner of the restaurant, literally slapping his knee to the Big Bang Theory. It seemed like he was friends with the people that worked there.
Fat babyfaced college age guy walking around with a my little pony and teddy bear hanging from his backpack, just like the Japanese girls do.
white people past two:
"he's half china-person, half puerto rican"
girl: "i want to get in HIS PANTS"
(captcha: scare)
"freaks" is racis
>>69
This can't be real because asians have small cocks and girls hate small cocks
I see this kid a lot, he's maybe 19 years old and he seems kinda slow, maybe not quite full retard but like Forest Gump retard. He just rides a bike around the neighborhood all day, but every time I see him he's on a different one, I'm pretty sure he steals them.
Old dude at the grocery store buying nothing but like 15 24-packs of coke and a big bag of limes. They don't sell hard alcohol at grocery stores in my state so I'm 100% sure that his next stop was at the liquor store for some rum.
Buncha white tech boys laughing to each other about how women are stupid for complaining about the size of the new iphone because it's not a problem for them personally
Some dogs are having a conversation with each other, like listening while the other barks and making different bark noises. I think they might be talking about me
alcoholic neighbor forgot his keys again and started yelling and getting really angry
Mystery meat girl with a "Diversifying The Face Of Medicine" black t-shirt on just settled in nearby.
Surprise of the year, she's fat.
Something smells like weed.
Except weed is legal here, so itfs not really an issue.
Missed the actual freak, but he left his spoor in the form of chalk writing at the bus stop. Top line had "FIGHT CAPITALISM" with that commie sickle & hammer logo to each side of it, and "FIGHT HEIRARCHY" with anarchy symbols on each side.
So 3dgy!
A dude about six feet tall, maybe 130 lbs soaking wet, with long messy hair and a beard to match. He was wearing a filthy comforter, sweatpants and sandals. He was talking to his imaginary friends about the little details of a trucker's life. The interesting part to me was him talking about getting an 8 lb cheeseburger, cutting it like a pizza and keeping it in the passenger seat to eat when roads were straight and traffic was sparse.
That sounded plausible. Next time I do a multistate road trip, I'm trying that out.
I needed to recycle some oil, so I went to one of my local auto parts stores. The salesman had a Sailor Moon magic wand tatoo on his arm. On the way out, I said "Thanks otaku" but he looked really offended when I said that.
buncha man-bunned soys burning shit down in downtown.
Saw a really pretty girl pushing a pram when I came out of my house, she looked about 16 or 17 with a cute little black baby. Weird to think this sweet little flower got creampied by some black guy a year or two ago. Lots of teen pregnancies around here
>>87
Bro its just a nephew damn.
I was grabbing some bibimbap at my local korean dive - whilst waiting for it to arrive, I overheard another patron loudly declaring how he was NOT a member of the masonic order. I turn around to witness this grown adult continue to lecture two terrified asian customers on how:
all whilst the other (female) customers sheepishly nodded in response, trying to break eye contact. Thankfully during the next break in conversation, the hapless pair were able to quickly wave goodbye, and then move upstairs (where there are more tables)
There was a flash flood. The street looked like a rushing river. It was pretty cool
>>88 What, no it wasn't, there are lots of pregnant teens and teens pushing prams/double-prams here. You have to squeeze round them any time you get on the bus. It's partly the reason I moved here! I often imagine the situations the babies were conceived in.
Girl sitting across from me in the dining hall, with a pickle rick sticker on her laptop.
Some guy in a hot hatch was stopped at the traffic lights, blasting porn on his car sound system
A man in a wolf fursuit, riding a bicycle, waving at bystanders.
Two, riding a bus:
An older-but-not-elderly hispanic woman wearing 2000s-looking headphones, a "funny" graphic tee and leggings where her saggy ass was hanging out of somewhat.
Another older-but-not-elderly woman having a profanity laden outburst at the driver because she took the wrong line, including at the driver and the beggar I was sitting next to.
The bus is just fucking crazy people central. I had to sit next to this fat old druggie ranting and raving to this old also probably a druggie native indian bitch about traffic and people parking like shit and just whatever he felt like talking about that day.
>>96 Maybe you should try taking drugs before you get on the bus before you cast aspersions
I am obligated to report on this incident in here.
I was getting off the subway at 2:10-ish(?) AM and I stopped by the bathrooms at the station. There I saw what may be the most life-changing thing I've ever witnessed.
There was a black man, hands in his hoodie pockets, pulling his pants forward through the hoodie to expose his schlongus, drying his cock in the hand dryer. The entire time I was pissing he was doing this.
Then just as I finish pissing, a second black man walks out of the stall, pulling up his pants, he has a severe underbite, and he also walks up to the hand dryer, pulls the back of his pants away from his ass, and proceeds to dry his ass off in the same hand dryer too now that the previous black man had left.
I sure do wonder what two black men were doing in the men's bathroom at 2 AM that required them to dry off their cock and ass.
Also both of them were pitch black. Some of the blackest I've ever seen.
There's a bag lady who pulls around a trailer with a bunch of nesting material in addition to the usual hobo crap. She seems to like building that nest in a covered bus stop and yelling angry nonsense at passing cars.
>>96
lol, I remember years ago I was on a bus once that was going over a freshly repaved road so fresh you could still smell the asphalt smells, and one of a pair of old guys who'd been having a lively conversation paused and said in his really gravely smoker-sounding voice, "You smell that? That's what causes cancer you know."