Death to big data!
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
The snow is falling...
>>133
What are you talking about? It's like 70 degrees outside!
People don't hate on Netflix enough
>>139 Not only is it literal spyware that keeps a dossier on you and sells it to advertising companies but they never have anything I want to actually watch, new releases take like a year to show up, they're missing 80% of the old releases I want to see, and if what you're looking for isn't Amerifat hollyjew propaganda, terrible FoTM anime with even more terrible english dubbing, or cancer-inducing netflix originals with Tim Allen and Adam Sandler then you may as well just fucking forget it and head to rutracker. I wish nothing for this company except bankruptcy and a slow, painful death of all its executives.
please don't talk please don't talk please don't talk please don't talk please don't talk
hello
Francis Goodbulb
My fuckin roommate's so gassy that it's like living in a penthouse apartment in the high rise district of Fart City.
I bought these drinks because they were on special, but when they came off special, I liked them so much that I ended up buying them anyway. The corps played me like a fiddle.
Those fuckers. Offering something you like at a price you're willing to pay. FUCKING FUCKS
riajuu are bad people
No you don't understand.
does the queen get a letter when she turns 100
>>147
The problem wasn't that they were on special. The problem is that I wouldn't have bought them otherwise and now I am.
Eureka is actually a lot of fun
>>151
And even worse, you're enjoying them.
THOSE FUCKERS HOW DARE THEY MAKE SOMETHING YOU LIKE KILL THEM ALL FUCK TRYING NEW THINGS GOD
Seriously I still don't understand your complaint here. They made stuff, you liked it, you bought it. Win win.
I'm actually getting healthier and more normal, and that worries me.
إن شاء الله
Pitch a camp, catch a pimp.
>>152
I kind of like it. I kind of liked OG Diadem, too.
The expectation to spend most of your effort on grinding mobs semi-mindlessly is what killed it for me. I mostly wanted to mine, explore, and find treasure chests, and I feel the lack of material incentive (beyond tomes) to form or at least tolerate a mixed-bag group may have been what made it a ghost town.
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
Can you imagine that? You're some guy in ancient Pompeii, and you decide you're gonna write something on a wall. Something that might still be visible thousands of years from now that some future guy can read about it on the internet. So you write "im gay". That touched me on a personal level.
III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
And this one is basically "if you don't send this to 10 other people I'll fly into your kitchen and etc".
I love you all despite your flaws
>>161 I wouldn't have said it's quite like that, isn't it a message explicitly to whoever kept shitting on their doorstep?
>>154 I think he means now he's spending money on something he wouldn't normally be spending money on, at a price higher than it was introduced to him. I see where he's coming from, I went through a phase of drinking lots of those vanilla Frijj milkshakes when they were on offer - but I wouldn't buy them at full-price since they've already shown they can sell them at half the price. This is the mistake >>151 made, he should have had the resolve not to get hooked in when they stopped the offer!
You people are weak!
I enjoy all offers on my local supermarket yet I don't make a habit out of consuming goodies!
Feeble! What paltry wills!
Marketers will EAT YOU ALIVE!
Yeah, definitely sounds more like "I curse you for shitting in front of my house"
Jews: Rare but powerful
Anonymous stealing the show again!
the_sacred_texts.txt
goatfinfer
I saw a Snickers in the shop today and I was almost tempted to buy it until I remembered a Snickers advert appeared before a video I wanted to watch a couple of months ago, so I bought a locally-produced traybake thing instead. Marketers can SUCK MY DICK!
Checkmate, capitalists!
プネウモノウルトラミクロスクオッピクスィリクオヴォルクアノクオニオスィス
I'm wondering what kinds of activities that super hackers get up to in their spare time. I want to be a cool guy during my procrastination, after all.
When I'm using my computer in front of others, I make the effort to read faster than usual, as if impressing them with my read words-per-minute mattered in any way...
If you sign up,
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maruruku: sounds like a cute and whimsical and girlish blue-haired shota living underground
marulk: sounds like the name of some forgotten canaanite god of flooding and agriculture
regu: sounds like a name made up on the spot for someone who forgot their real name, also a pasta sauce
reg: sounds like that douchebag who's like 30 but still goes to college parties to try to pick up girls and never wears a shirt
fansubbers take note
APR:
annual percentage rate
Asia-Pacific region
armor penetration
April
acute phase reaction
how am I supposed to know which one people are talking about?
randall is usually a dumbass with dumb opinions but this time I agree, infinite scrolling is utter cancer
Just hop on to kissanime.ru and watch it, bro. It's a good show.
asshole cat refuses to sit anywhere that isnt RIGHT ON TOP OF MY FOOT
get off me you fat shit
What's the point of AIDS? Seems like a bad deal overall...
So, what happened to /img/? I've been out for a few months, and all I see there is some guy trying to establish Cordon Sanitaire but on the Internets, let alone on an obscure BBS.
...And remotely lengthy good old threads had magically vanished again.
calling something an "acquired taste" is just a polite way of saying "it's fucking shit and awful but you'll learn to tolerate it eventually"
>>186 This site basically has no mods, a couple times I've suggested to bps in irc to find someone who checks the site more than once a year to at least delete the spam and he's just like "yeah I probably should, huh" and wanders off. At this point the only way to get /img/ back would be to counterspam until the guy gets bored and leaves, which would be like building a dike out of shit to reclaim land from an ocean of piss. I'm too damn old for imageboard internet fights, let him feel like he's won, I don't care.
tfw you look up 'rice' in daijisen/daijirin and both of them mention that it is the staple food of the Japanese people ( ´_ゝ｀)ﾌｰﾝ
>>188
I feel the same way. Pity that it didn't function properly with weird "priority deletions" of big threads even before that. Still, it didn't deserve to be turned into this sad show.
>building a dike out of shit to reclaim land from an ocean of piss
I'm actually really fucking proud of this one, someone praise me.
>>193
We've come a long long way together through the hard times and the good. I have to celebrate you, baby. I have to praise you like I shouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu <etc.>
I missed 196 GET
lol jikobroei got a livedoor interview
( ・-・) 200get!
( ・-・) ....
( ・ヮ・)
cute girl writing you a parking ticket
If you sign up,
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Medical amputation? Christ, what will the BM lobby come up with next
Cute girls praising your hips
A cute girl explaining cache optimization and how to avoid cache misses.
Cute girl explaining hegelian dialectics and how it's commonly simplified as the opposition between thesis and antithesis when it's taught in philosophy curricula
Headcanon: Picard was actually speaking French the whole time and made everyone around him (and the viewer) use the universal translator.
Carcano
and 9 hours
Is cowboy action shooting cosplaying and/or LARPing?
ochinchin
my parents: wow did you know the guy from whitesnake just turned 80
me: wow did you know the "cirno's perfect math class" chick just turned 30
my parents: aww, david bowie just died. he was an inspiration to everyone, gay or straight.
me: aww, billy herrington just died. he was an inspiration to everyone, gay or straight.
i guess the more things change the more they stay the same?
ochinchin daisuki
ochingin daisuki
It was a genuine Japanimation toon alright. Her card had all sorts of moon runes all over it, and its UGUUID checked out when we ran it.
If you sign up,
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Yet the gym remains bossless.
I think I'd actually go into a busy comic book shop to get Aunt May Kills The Marvel Universe.
For those who remain on aging text boards:
Are you new or are you old?
Are you silver or are you gold?
Are you middle of the road? Are you an expert on BBCode?
Are you under enormous stress, ready to explode?
Are you here to stay or just today?
Are you serious or do you prefer to play?
Are you moving on with your life? Have you settled down and found a wife?
How do you cope with daily strife?
Are you living in the now or in the past? As you get older, the years pass by so fast.
Hopefully you have friends and you're not an outcast.
Are you happy or are you sad? Are you a genetic dead-end or will you be a dad?
Make new memories now, don't dwell on times you had.
I don't know you, DQN, but I hope you're doing well.
No man is an island. Being alone is hell.
you: a bowl of steel cut oats with bananas and cream and dried fruit
me: a ten pound bag of off-brand toasted rice puffs
>Are you new or are you old?
Pretty old, in Internet years. I've been on and off this board for at least a decade? Active on other webboards since around 2005, but a regular Internet user since the late nineties.
>Are you silver or are you gold?
How about aluminum?
>Are you middle of the road? Are you an expert on BBCode?
You know, I miss BBCode. All the boards I once frequented that used it are now either dead or dying.
>Are you under enormous stress, ready to explode?
Two weeks ago, yes. Today, no.
>Are you here to stay or just today?
Most likely here to stay, as long as the conversation remains sufficiently fun.
>Are you serious or do you prefer to play?
It depends. I feel like I'm primarily more serious than others, but sometimes when I need to focus I just want to screw around. Not even good playing, just wasting time.
>Are you moving on with your life? Have you settled down and found a wife?
I'm finishing up a degree right now. Once that's over, my hope is that my career will resume without too much delay. I'm not in a hurry to find a spouse, and I think rushing in that department leads to unhappiness more often than not.
>How do you cope with daily strife?
By understanding that for the most part I don't really have strife. I don't want for food, water, shelter, or clothing. Physical security isn't a concern. I've cut out most of the toxic relationships in my life and have faced very little persecution. I am of reasonably sound mind. The main insecurities I have are long-term financial and medical; the former I'm actively addressing by earning the aforementioned degree, and the latter is mostly because of my severe anxiety when it comes to paperwork and lack of initiative in biting the bullet and getting it taken care of.
>Are you living in the now or in the past? As you get older, the years pass by so fast.
At times I would agree, but I've noticed that it really depends how I spend my time and even how I think about time. It's true that significant landmarks in life tend to cluster toward the beginning and space out later, but those landmarks are only one way of looking at life. Time continues to flow at the same rate no matter what your perception is. Think of a dream diary: you might have dreams every night, but you usually forget them shortly after waking up (if you remember them at all). It often isn't until you begin to record your dreams, training yourself to be more aware and remember details, that you truly come to a sense of how much there is to experience on that side of your consciousness. Soon you realize you don't just have one 20-second dream where one thing happens, you have multiple dreams every night and they're actually really deep and involved and you've been missing out this whole time! Or perhaps you weren't having big crazy dreams before and training yourself to look for them caused your unconscious mind to turn on the faucet? I guess what I'm getting at is, if you train yourself to be mindful and interested, life will be more interesting even in the absence of those landmarks. In the end it doesn't really matter whether it's because that mindset naturally causes you to act in ways that make life more interesting, or whether it really was interesting all along and you just needed to notice.
>Hopefully you have friends and you're not an outcast.
I've never been the life of the party, but I do have a few close friends I keep in touch with, along with a wider circle of friendly acquaintances. I try to be generally pleasant and cordial even to those with whom I have severe disagreements, and as a result I tend not to make enemies. I rarely find myself feeling excluded, but in many social situations I don't feel included either.
>Are you happy or are you sad?
I suppose you could say I'm happy, but content is my ideal.
>Are you a genetic dead-end or will you be a dad?
I am a genetic dead-end. This is a deliberate decision and I am unlikely to repeal it. Adoption will be my first choice if I am to raise children.
>Make new memories now, don't dwell on times you had.
Working on it. It's tough sometimes.
>I don't know you, DQN, but I hope you're doing well.
I like to think so. I'm definitely in a much better place than I was ten years ago, so that's something.
>No man is an island. Being alone is hell.
come snuggle with meeeee
bullying is fun and good
be careful when you give coffee to girls with low self esteem
Java insecure object deserialization
ass key
>>228
well you know nothings sacred and all that jazz
ya like jazz?
I was thinking of answering that, but something about how the questions are worded bug me,