i'm a republican because my heterosexuality and masculinity are fragile and i an uneducated and unskilled (never went to college) so i have economic anxiety because i know migrants are smarter and better than me so they can work better than me. i have been programmed by the government into believing that "family values" are good but in reality it is just fueling the capitalist machine by breeding more consumers. i believe in fairy tales like christianity. i live in a town full of racist farmers and gas stations and churches. the population is 300. i have never had to use my brain in my entire life. i ignore the russian collusion and pretend that trump is our legitimate president. i am everything that is wrong with this country.