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401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 21:56

thx /dqn/ i cum on cat she hiss at penis

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 22:15

MILLHOUSE not a house, I have been duped.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 22:24

I propose we rename /dqn/ to /assvomit/

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 22:26

>>403 That would not be seemly...

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 22:27

>>398 None of the above, and right where I hang my hat

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 22:51

I break mirrors with my face in the united states
you might like this:

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 23:59

How could anything I've seen in a JAV not be fit for public display?!

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 00:11

Don't be so crude. Reevaluate what you're doing if you look at sick things like that.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 00:36

Picture this:
The two dumbest, gayest retards you've ever laid eyes on come into your house. They are arguing about which of them is the gayest and most retarded and eventually they start shitting and pissing everywhere and throwing it at each other. If they'd just stop shitting and pissing all over everything they'd fit in perfectly (I forgot to mention, your house was already a halfway home for gay retards to begin with) but pointing out this simple fact causes both of them to go into tard-rage mode and start shitting and pissing all over the place even harder than before, with both of them saying things like "fence sitting won't get you anywhere!" and insisting that they are on the "right side of history". After a while, all the other gay retards in your care are swayed to one side or the other and join in in the shitting and pissing. Your whole house has been irrevocably claimed by the shitpiss storm. You can't take it anymore. You go upstairs, get the gun out of your safe, put the barrel in your mouth and squeeze the trigger. Only instead of a bullet, a dollop of shit plops out of the barrel and lands on your tongue. All you can do is weep for what was lost.

Such is the downfall of DQN man.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 00:40

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that sounds like a delightful afternoon to me, >>409.
 (つ   つ   Do you have something against shitpiss storms?
 | | |     I find them quite refreshing.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 00:44

There is nothing vulgar about the members of lesbian unko club eating each other's shit through tubes, not once during the entire video did they take the lord's name in vein or profane their ancestors. It's probably even kosher so long as neither of them ate shrimp or pork beforehand.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 00:50

You're going to have to supply links or at least video titles so we can verify this claim.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 01:18

So edgy. I can only imagine a typical neckbeard giggling while writing this.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 01:43

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 02:03

I want to enjoy life and SHITPISSASSVOMIT in the air

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 02:23

I don't know about downloads but I'm sure there are some out there.
Good porn is nothing to laugh at.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 02:28

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks I find your anti-poo sentiment hurtful >>414
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418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 02:50

I think digestion might count as 'cooking' so you'd have to be very cautious not to violate basar bechalav. Probably safest if the ladies are vegetarian.

Also, if it's Passover, consuming bread which is then converted into farts might be equivalent to leavening it. Watch out for that chametz. Unless it's within the first 5/12s of Passover Eve and the lady whose mouth is being shat in is a gentile, in which case mechirah would apply here.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 03:03

Anything about forced eating?

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 07:01

The lesbian shit should be spread across all the workers.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 10:56

I try to have legitimate discussion here, then people imply that I'm new (which I'm not), and then go on to post about literal shit. Yeah, it sure is summer. It's so much better when people post about scat fetishes instead of meaningful topics. Eternal September! Let's have the same exact thread for the billionth time since we can't handle anything new or different!

You're either just being edgelords with shock value humor (which is really lame), or you have serious problems. In either case, it's funny that people here want to act like this board is so bad when people want to have meaningful discussions that aren't just cheap jokes or ancient 2ch memes.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 11:04

>>422 You still don't get it you fucking retard, what you think of as "legitimate discussion" is in fact twitter-tier "debate." I know you can't tell the difference because you are a low iq american teenager who thinks the entire world has to stop and listen to you because you read das Kapital or watched some "redpill" youtube video or whichever one of the idiot fucking political trolls you are because I can't even tell, but the truth is that you are dumb and your posts are bad. Ok?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 11:14

Do you know why this thread was made? Because the posts in that thread that were made in irony are completely indistinguishable from your "legitimate discussion." If you AREN'T trolling then I actually feel bad for you, because you must have some kind of serious brain disorder. Like how an anorexic person looks in the mirror and sees a giant fat ass instead of the starving skeleton that's actually there, you look at an absolute trash can of a post with that would be more at home in the DailyMail comments section or on twitter and see "legitimate discussion".

I'm not even upset, I just pity you.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 11:49

people who are unironically sharing videos about scat porn are saying they pity me

oh no, I'm not popular with the neckbeards


426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 13:15

Not sure you are very clear on what a neckbeard is.


Want to answer these questions and see who follows closer in the dread lord's footsteps?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 13:19

Wow, an awkward person wears a hat! Well, you sure showed me, even though I'm not like that and don't wear that kind of weird hat. But whatever.

But then again, aren't you one of the people who was sharing links to scat porn videos? Seriously, get some help.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 13:24

Anyone I dislike is a neckbeard!

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 13:35

Are you seriously defending the posters who were talking about scat porn? Or are you one of them?

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 13:51

I'm just begging for some semantic accuracy, good sir. Call us what we are. Chocoholics.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 14:00

XDDDDDD epic humor man +1 upboated liked and subscribed owning the normies epic style XDDD

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 14:00

Anyway, let's settle this in the democratic(ally socialist) way.


Cast your vote, ladies and gentlemen.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 14:05


434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 15:44

Anything I dislike is scat porn!

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 16:09

Free scat porn for the masses, especially if there is ass vomit!

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:00

There is nothing wrong with liking Japanese arty movies

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:13

The insane modern world

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:24

I voted!

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:27

I don't really mind political debate, I just don't come here for it. Especially tedious recycled one-dimensional Americentric tirades.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:28

Most people here don't have a problem with politics.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:39

I watched Throne of Blood the other day. It's pretty great.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:43

One of DQN's 6 users sure has a lot of IP addresses! I bet it's the Russian guy.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:47

Everything is a Russian conspiracy. Or maybe there are a lot of people who disagree with you. There are more lurkers than posters.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 17:54

Everyone be sure to vote on >>432

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:09


yes, actually USSR was a big conspiracy project started by jews

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:09

American politics are a joke, just as much as those who think their opinion is worth anything!

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:15

i like ice eh puts mexicans in cages and doesn't afraid of anything

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:19

Actually it's called Kumonous-jo, for your information.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:20

Blame everything on Russians. Then you don't need to take responsibility for anything.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:27

Can't fault you for your diligence, tbh.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:29

So the results are in and people prefer political posts over scat porn. Who would've thought?

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:41

Not sure what you're trying to accomplish here, bucko. Unless it's some elaborate joke on the nature of democracy.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:49

What's that supposed to mean?

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 18:52

Everyone be sure to vote on >>432

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 20:01

So what do people think of Erdogan's reelection? It seemed almost as fair and balanced as internet polls to me.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 20:15

Every single election ever is a conspiracy. There is no such thing as a real vote (well, unless they support your ideals).

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 20:19

Rigging a poll makes no sense when the general sentiment on the actual website will reflect (what would be) the accurate results

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 20:36

No one rigged anything.

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 20:37

Imagine getting upset that there aren't very many people on this site who like scat porn. Wow.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 20:46

this dumbfuck actually thinks being slightly more preferable than scat porn is an argument in his favor

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 21:08

Sic transit gloria dokyundi.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 21:16

posting about literal shit to own the conservatives

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9064 21:22


464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 21:22

sic semper dokyunis

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 22:50

I don't mind a bit of scat porn, not that I seek it out. It's a pretty weird thing for humans to do, so it's interesting.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 22:55

I wish there was more lesbian scat porn that didn't have males helping them out at all, just girl to girl shit eating action.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 23:28

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 23:49

gatto yatte
cyutto sutte

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 00:22

>>432 must be rigged, there are more than 6 votes

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 01:49

Don't need any help getting lesbian scat porn thank you for the offer. It is however too rare that they use ass to mouth tubes between two girls instead of just piping their own hot brown desert through it. There could do to be more like that, maybe 69 with both girls running a tube from each other's mouth to their ass.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:05

dqn: haha poop jokes
me: hey let's talk about problems in society and what we can do to fix them
dqn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE only poop and weeb topics allowed
me: why are you like this
dqn: TROLL!!!!!! only a troll would want to post about anything other then the like 4-5 topics we repeat ad infinitum

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:06

not then

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:21

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:25

dqn: *discussion about random internet bs*
you: these political opinions i copy-pasted directly from twitter are very important! listen to me!
dqn: what? lol, go away retard
you: *inane barely coherent rant about 2ch memes and how buying an iphone makes you literally hitler*

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:33

>>473 It's not about the actual discussion for these "people", it's about winning converts, or at the very least silencing dissenting opinions by drowning them in endless shitposting. It's a classic forum sliding technique, it happened on /po/, it happened on 2ch. It doesn't matter if you're coherent or even factually correct, just post and keep posting; inundate the board with shit until the entire original userbase is so disgusted that they leave the board. Then it can be colonized and turned into yet another political echo chamber.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:36

This guy claims to have been here since the beginning (14+ years ago!) and yet is unfamiliar with basic textboard etiquette (like not shitposting the entire board to death) or terminology (like ネトウヨ).

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:45

Tubgirl for president.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:47

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479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:51

dqn: Lesbian scat porn
you: youtube memes from places who you are affiliated with which carries a connotation some might find unpleasant

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and do you think this is a motherfucking joke?
 (つ   つ  Spread those cheeks asshole.
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480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:54

Those boards get maybe 2 or 3 non-spam posts per year.

I haven't been here consistently. I was on 4-ch, world4ch, and some other textboards back in the day, but I took a multi-year hiatus. I think the first board I posted on was /o/ on 4chan, then I got into /lounge/ and /prog/ on world4ch. Then I branched out into a lot of other boards before giving up on these kinds of sites for a very long time. So I'm an oldfag who has taken a long break and recently come back. That means I'm not deeply entrenched in your echo chamber, but I'm not new either.

But you know what? It's good to get outside your bubble. I can't imagine posting on the same sites, living in the same city, only surrounding yourself with people who are exactly like you, etc. for years and years. I gotta change it up. I'm just visiting, but it's not the same. That's the thing -- this site seems the same, but it's me who has changed. It would be weird to not change over time.

Think of where you were years ago. Now compare that to today. Are you the same? Why or why not? I hope you're not in the same place. That'd mean you're going nowhere.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:58

Also, I think academia has been a huge influence on me, and it's definitely contributed to who I am now. No offense or anything, but how many of you didn't go to college?

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:10

>>480 Yeah. I post on lots of boards too. You seem to be under the weird impression that you're the only one that visits multiple websites and everyone else here lives in some kind of eternal nostalgia-bubble of ancient 2ch memes and AA art. Not every website you visit has to cater to every single interest you have, that's why it's possible to visit more than one, you know?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:13

I never said you don't visit multiple sites, just that this site's culture is antiquated. Maybe you use Snapchat and GitHub and Hacker News. Maybe you use Slack and Discord and GroupMe and shit too. I don't know. But the fact of the matter is that this site seems like it's still stuck in the early 2000s.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:16

Personally I like that this place hasn't changed much. After a while of navigating the social-media integrated, 600mb of javascript to display a .jpg having, data harvesting cancerous modern web, it's nice to come here and find a place that not only reminds of the "good old days" but is also fairly active.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:16

Besides, you're all acting like I'm the only person who's more political these days. Guess what? More people are political than in the past. A lot of people are really fucking pissed off. Way more than a decade or two ago. So it's not a conspiracy of people trying to invade your board. It's just that people are really fucking mad and increasingly political pretty much everywhere now. I am not the only one like this. There are a lot of modern political issues that either affect my everyday life or have the ability to affect my everyday life in the near future if current trends don't stop. It's in my own best interests to advocate for the issues that matter to me. And no, I don't just post it here. I post political shit elsewhere too!

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:25

I'm Canadian so your political shit is irrelevant to me. Since I am one of the 6 users on DQN, you are now required to post 1/6ths less political shit.

None of us up here are really fucking mad and increasingly political. Unless laughing at Trump claiming that people are smuggling shoes over the US-Canada border counts. Sorry.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:27

>Guess what? More people are political than in the past. A lot of people are really fucking pissed off.
>I am not the only one like this.

Yet you're the only one that feels the need to post how pissed off and political you are in literally every thread on this board. Look at the top 40 threads right now, does that really look like the work of someone sincerely trying to engage in good-faith debate? Do you understand why it's incredibly easy to dismiss such posts as simply trolls being trolls?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:27

whups what happened to my quotes

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:29

Canadian, huh? Justin Trudeau is a piece of shit.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:31

I am talking about in the grand scheme of things. As in, not just the few people who use this site. A lot of people are more political than before. I am not talking about this site's user base. I am talking about real life.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:35

He looks really dreamy in traditional Indian clothing though. After politics I hope he starts a career in scat porn.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:36


>this site seems stuck almost a decade into the future

Whoa there Buck Rogers, good design doesn’t go bad just because some retard puts out a newer product that autoplays music when you load the page, kareha will never be out of fashion

Then leave your shit elsewhere, no one else here is spamming every thread because they think anyone else cares about their top 10 fortnight white genocide conspiracy theories and figit spinner unboxing.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:39

(・ω・) You don’t seem to grasp the scope of this.
(・ω・) This is the Elitist Superstructure, there is no grander scheme and no other more real life.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:54

>>490 I am talking solely about this site. And on this site, you are the only one that feels the need to make every thread about their politics, and by extension, about themselves, on an otherwise anonymous board. Frankly I don't care what your politics are, but even more frankly, from what parts of it I was subjected to, I think we'd agree on more things than we'd disagree on. Still doesn't mean I want to see them plastered all over the front page and the thread list.

>>491 I know this post is ironic but Trudeau really is cute. He gives off this vibe of silent willpower that reminds me of '90s David Duchovny (who I also thought was super cute)

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 03:58

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 04:30

don't click

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 04:53

I don't give a shit about political crap as long as that keeps the fucking ironic nazi away, honestly.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 04:54

Click with dick.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 05:21

I really hope these new STRONG flavored すっぱムーチョ stay around for awhile, they're the best thing to happen since pineapple chuhai

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 05:35


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