[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#27] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 04:42

today 2get was abled

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 05:00

 | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
 |   PLEASE DIE    |
 |________|
    ∧∧ ||
    ( ゚д゚)||
    / づΦ

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 06:07

sure I will post in this thread

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 06:09

and now thanks to dqn I am going to have burritos for dinner

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 11:15

clumsy cat-eared maids

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 12:17

Chicken cacciatore was the other thing I was considering saying.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 13:16

IT革命

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 13:16

Chicken and couscous

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 14:08

pqdb - too diffucult for me

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 14:20

There's a Chick-fil-e down the street.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 14:23

I don't quite understand why, but I dislike the idea that a career can be something you can "just fall into". Like there are people who doing something to make the bills in college, but instead of making use of their degree, they just continued that job that was getting them by.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 15:08

>>12 boy i can't wait to be a useful shit all day and use this advanced education oh fuck i'm falling down all these jobs

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 16:01

BOYCOTT ISRAEL

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 16:07

they are full of shit
we all know this

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 16:24

I am really asian. So what if I am? are you nazi or what?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 16:26

Slavs are the real ASIAN PEOPLE

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 16:35

nobody can really understand Russia

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 19:48

Two weeks left...

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 20:25

A Russian A Russian around

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 21:19

I really want to play Panzer General but my mom forces me to do my homework
:(

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 21:46

keep calm and study

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9019 22:01

we all know original playstation was called PSX

24 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9019 22:06

can you get high by sticking your peep in a bong and letting smoke go up the peephole

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 00:34

>>12 I know a guy who got a bachelor's degree at an art college. When he graduated he went to apply for a job at some kind of advertising agency. They said he was overqualified and turned him down, so he went to the hose factory next door and applied there and got accepted. 40 years later and he's now recently retired from that same hose factory. Such is the absurdity of the career world.

26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9020 04:55

I didn't have the ingredients for cacciatore, so I made chicken marsala instead which is chicken-based, has mushrooms, and is Italianoid.

https://i.imgur.com/iCwfvPV.jpg

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 06:29

Strange Journey

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 09:46

   ∧_∧
    ( ゚∀゚ ) Surprise! You're now carrying my baby!
  ∠|\    つ\
    |  | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
    |  | RAPES |
   \.|____|

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 09:48

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  ┃  |      |      |  
  ┃ ∧∧   ∧∧   ∧∧ 
  ┃ (。_;;。#)  (#゚;;0。) (。-;;・#)
  ┃ /)(ヽ~|   .(/)~~ヽ,  |~~(/|j 
  ┃ `,|: ;;' |   |~:;' ;|"  |;; :, '| 
  ┃  しJ~  ~し'し'   ∪J    
  ┃  |    |    |  kekeke I killed many choppari nida
  ┃  | 쪽 |   | 쪽 |  | 쪽 |          ∧_∧
  ┃  | 바 |   | 바 |  | 바 |         <丶・∀・>
  ┃  |리 |    | 리 |  | 리 |         (    )
  ┃   ̄      ̄     ̄           人  Y
  ┃   :    ,,..;    ,;・          (__(__)
  ~^^~゙ ';;:;∴  (;;;:;ノ';:,  ;;,.";:) "~^^;゙'

Nida killed the last of the Japanese invaders, making him a hero in all of Corea. Having done so, he wants to celebrate with a female and a bottle of rice-wine.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 13:20

Current thot

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 13:20

I wanted to go outside and discovered that I only have knee-length shorts and some casual shirts. Is it an acceptable combo?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 13:58

How peaceful.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 22:13

A strange game. The only winning move is to tell 'em to fuck themselves.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 02:19

Gross confession: when I used to chew tobacco, if I was sitting at my desk and didn't have a bottle or cup or something to spit in sometimes I'd just spit on the carpet behind my computer or something where it'd soak in and no one would see it.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 02:20

I was also one of those people who would buy a cigar and chew it rather than smoke it.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 07:06

ASS

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 07:19

i don't give a damn what some red injun says coyote is pronounced "koi-oat"

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 07:24

can't have advertisements without semen between the tits

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 14:46

If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 15:19

Self-loathing.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 15:37

I kissed the cute girl yesterday. It was pretty great.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 17:04

NPR just mentioned a killer whale volcano.

I wanna see that.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 18:38

Messenger

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 18:49

At first I was bummed not to bring a girl home, but then I pissed the bed and realized it's for the best.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9021 19:02

Guess who has a bag of puke!

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9022 04:19

I wish /food/ was somewhat active

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 04:22

i wish any of the boards aside from dqn were active

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 04:57

the only time i use 'she' or 'her' to describe a person who does interesting things and isnt a complete waste of space is when i'm discussing fiction

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 05:04

probably why feminists want more females in fiction, because most real females are boring, passive, low iq wastes of oxygen incapable of nuance or empathy

so are most real males, but males are already well-represented in fiction

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 06:52

I'm so fucking lonely and I don't even have anything original to say about it

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 08:32

>>49 You sound like a boring waste of oxygen yourself pal!

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 10:41

>>51 yeah i probably am

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 17:23

>>51
Aren't we all?

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 17:52

My primitive words match my primitive heart

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 17:59

>>53
I'm not. I'm fucking fantastic and don't care who knows it.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 22:04

What's it like fucking fantastic?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 23:09

Exhausting, but in a really good way.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9022 23:19

An added benefit: It really clears out your sinuses.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 00:11

Gosh, I really wish my sinuses were clear right now.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 01:39

socially withdrawn, fiscally unfit

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 04:37

ن شاء الله

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 04:50

racial hygiene and selective breeding

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 04:53

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 04:54

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 09:22

It goes so fast.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 10:48

China’s Youth Breaking Through The Great Firewall

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 10:50

modern gaming is a pure shit

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 12:34

>>64

everybody's happy. there won't be a war! All glory to our brilliant leader!

to be serious, Stalin was not idiot, together with Hitler they planned to start the most bloody war in the human history. For example, my grand father once told me, he secretely listened to the german radio, and by the 1939 he was absolutely sure about the war.
I am so sorry you have to see this.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 12:38

If it was not for Hitler, EUROPE would be full soviet now!

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 12:39

The evil baron von Fridrichsachen bullied my poor grand father and now i want to destroy EUROPE and it's culture!
fuck you slav shit

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 12:41

short history of the early soviet culture:
LOOT! LOOT! LOOT!

(I mean burning and looting nobilitiies property. especially their books)

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 13:32

إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 13:35

Are you gay? Would you fuck me?

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 16:47

Probably

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 19:53

>>70 Come on, numbnuts! It's "its culture" not "IT'S"! It's 1993, how can there still be people getting this wrong?

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 23:03

>>73
No, and maybe if you look girlish enough and I'm really really really drunk.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 23:05

It is fourth place and is w

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 00:13

>>73 yes, depends; would need to see a pic

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 00:15

hm hm hmm hm hm hm hmmm

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 02:08

a real inspiration to us all, I can only hope to be half as drunk and gay and Canadian as he was

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 02:19

>>72
"I'll claw you" ?

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 02:52

chasing away the depression with booze

nope, that drink didn't do it, maybe the next one

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 06:48

hawaii holidays...

no longer available to the middle class due to A.I. and mass sacking

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 07:11

Ostrowskij will be banned soon in Russia*

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 07:25

everybody will be poor again!!!

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 07:43

Христос Воскресе!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 08:14

muuh 6 trillions :D :D :D :D

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 08:28

History is real and working :3 :3 :3

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 09:04

all these psycho japanese salarymen... they will go on rampage

:3 :3 :3

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 09:08

Guess who's back? :D :D :D

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 09:38

Drang nach Osten

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 10:00

I am broken.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 10:14

no matter if it is commies or whoever it may be...

Russia is doomed

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 10:40

>>93

SVO_boda

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 10:48

КРЫМ НАШ!

СМЕРТЬ ВРАГАМ!

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 10:53

>>94 ZA DOLGA
pa pa pa sha pa pa sha

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 10:55

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 11:16

Being bi is amazing :D

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 11:37

softstem

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 11:39

100

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 11:42

What is this?

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 11:48

SAUDIZATION

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:02

LGBT University

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:06

SAUDI LGBT UNIVERSITY

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:10

FSB (ex-KGB) still does not allow historians to examine soviet era archives...

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:14

And by this simple speculation you can say that KGB still have A LOT to hide.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:27

Only a pure idiot, an imbecile does not conscious DEATH.

So japanese are very very smart.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:29

ブレーキが効かないみたい

what ethe fuck thats not a song lyric thats just dangerous, stop this thing right now

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:36

>>107

even animals comprehend death

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:52

AUFBAU started NSDAP. But all information about AUFBAU in Kremlin archives is still a top secret. I wonder why...

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:54

>>110
I mean The Aufbau Vereinigung

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:54

The Aufbau Vereinigung (Reconstruction Organisation) was a Munich-based counterrevolutionary conspiratorial group formed in the aftermath of the German occupation of the Ukraine in 1918 and of the Latvian Intervention of 1919. It brought together White Russian émigrés and early German National Socialists who aimed to overthrow the governments of Germany and the Soviet Union, replacing them with authoritarian régimes of the far right. The group was originally known as Die Bruecke (The Bridge). Aufbau was also the name of a periodical it brought out.[1]

According to Michael Kellogg,[2] the Aufbau Vereinigung was a vital influence on the development of Nazi ideology in the years before the Beer Hall Putsch of 1923 as well as financing NSDAP with, for example, funds from Henry Ford. It gave Hitler the idea of a vast Jewish conspiracy, involving a close alliance between international finance and Bolshevism and threatening disaster for mankind.[3] Recent research on Hitler's early years in Vienna (1905-1913) appears to have shown that his antisemitism was at that time far less developed than it became under the new influences.[4]

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:55

Vladimir Dmitrievich Nabokov (Russian: Влади́мир Дми́триевич Набо́ков; 21 July 1870 – 28 March 1922) was a Russian criminologist, journalist, and progressive statesman during the last years of the Russian Empire. He was the father of Russian-American author Vladimir Nabokov. He was murdered in Berlin on 28 March 1922 by far-right Russian monarchists.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:55

Nabokov was born in Tsarskoe Selo, into a wealthy and aristocratic family. His father Dmitry Nabokov (1827–1904) was a Justice Minister in the reign of Alexander II from 1878 to 1885, and his mother Maria von Korff (1842–1926) was a Baroness from a prominent Baltic German family in Courland.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:56

Prominent members of Aufbau included:

Max Erwin von Scheubner-Richter (a Baltic German from the Russian Empire)
Alfred Rosenberg (a Baltic German from the Russian Empire)
Fyodor Vinberg (Russian officer)
Piotr Shabelsky-Bork (Russian officer)
General Vasily Biskupsky (Russian officer)
Erich Ludendorff
Max Amann
Boris Brasol (Russian émigré)

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:57

fuck russia

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 12:59

that's the reason WHY RUSSIA IS HATED ALL AROUND THE GLOBE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 13:56

See? Baltics own Russia

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 14:15

bump
[spoiler]how are those dates so old[/spoiler]

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 14:44

I don't think it is appropriate to call slavs animals

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 15:15

2017 - 85 =

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 15:31

>>105>>106>>110>>111>>112>>115

=======================>>> !!!BANG!!! <<<===================

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 15:32

В центре Москвы обнаружен труп члена высшего совета "Единой России" Юрия Котлера

В центре Москвы обнаружен труп члена высшего совета "Единой России" Юрия Котлера

В центре Москвы обнаружен труп члена высшего совета "Единой России" Юрия Котлера

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 15:34

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 16:48

Ну что пацаны! Выпьем за Палестину!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 16:49

За Новую Палестину!

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 17:11

Yeah so anyway, my subway card expired after only 8 years of not going. I had a free sub on that card!

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 17:29

>>123

застрелился из ружья в своей квартире. Жена два дня пыталась дозвониться. Что соседи не слышали звук выстрелы? Это же ружье

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 19:48

I don't hate Russia or Russians
Потому что это Зима
Повернул пистолет на себя

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9024 23:36

   NOW 

THAT'S WHAT I CALL

   DQN
QUALITY

131 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9025 00:17

chimpsssss

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 04:56

I live at the library now.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 09:14

was the year 1984 a faithful adaption of the book

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 10:26

I don't like girls

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 10:39

Coon, Coon.
Black Baboon.
Brutal, Worthless,
Thieving Goon.
Often High, Thrives In Jail,
His Welfare Check Is In The Mail.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 11:12

Resident Evil is too scary

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 11:17

Too old to play vidya

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 12:10

>>135
you
stop shitting up /img/ in the way of actual discussion

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 12:47

no mercy for your kind

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 12:54

DIE

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 15:04

SCHÖNEN

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 15:06

"Я знаю все, но только не себя"

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 16:07

I would like to personally kick every tpusa donor in the shins.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 19:54

yanny fucking lenor is even dumber than the fucking black and blue dress shit, why are people so dumb

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 21:02

Trying to do the lex and parse phases together, I totally get why they're usually separate but this is kind of the backbone of my idea... and it's tough

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 22:53

ain't no cross without three fingers

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 23:02

The foreman saw the young guys at break, vaping and looking at their phones. He said, "Things have changed since I was your age. Used to be when we got a break we snuck off and smoked a doobie. Then you look at the bossman and he's lighting one up himself."

I hoped that he would pull one out, but he didn't. His lungs are fucked.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 01:07

Dentist: Actually you can eat solid food as soon as you're ready, just be careful. Chew on the other side and don't eat like, potato chips or popcorn, the little pieces could get stuck in your socket.
Me: Yeah, that sounds extremely painful.
Dentist: But you're a big guy, I'm sure you'll be fine.

holy fuck lads

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 01:36

>>147 "but boss, this tank is actually full of hash oil. Want some?"

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 01:39

>>148
Well, are you a big guy for everyone or just for him?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 01:46

>>150 I am a big guy for him, he was some asian guy who was probably 6 inches shorter and 85 pounds lighter than me.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 05:28

still cringing like a motherfucker over the other night when i got drunk as hell and revealed to all my net friends that my ironic self-loathing and depression were really just normal depression and self-loathing hidden behind a mask of irony (very important difference)

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 09:51

>>152
they probably already knew

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 12:02

>>145
Godspeed.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 13:39

HOW wonderful is Death,

   Death, and his brother Sleep!
One, pale as yonder waning moon
With lips of lurid blue;
The other, rosy as the morn
When throned on ocean's wave
It blushes o'er the world;
Yet both so passing wonderful!

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 17:51

>>152
fuck you

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 19:38

I once got super drunk and then got mugged and I chased the muggers until I vomited

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 20:38

>>157 That reminds me of one night I was watching this guy stumbling up the road, blind drunk... I followed him a while, it took him a long time to make forward progress, before I ran up and snatched his wallet. He ran after me, but he was too drunk. I even toyed with him, I wasn't even running very fast, before he puked everywhere!

And in his wallet was...

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 21:16

Nothing at all.
Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is. Don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry about it.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 21:20

cue harmonica solo

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 17:49

Patch 4.3 is giving me some Last Blade vibes.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 20:12

>>158
Nice try but my muggers were legit pigs.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 20:34

I'm certain they were separate events, I think I would remember mugging someone like you >>162-kun

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 21:25

I've lost so much.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 04:05

But at least you still have your virginity!

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 04:42

there is a disturbing lack of futa in jock strap images

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 05:41

why can't i do anything without being yelled at

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 06:55

I don't have a cold, but this leftover coughing is killing me.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 08:39

https://my.mixtape.moe/phrvwf.png
succeeded in marked by clerks

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 09:21

>>169 Zetsobou-sensei is a true vet (like me)

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 14:07

anyone else using firefox on linux and suddenly having a weird visual bug where all your scroll bars are off center by like 15 pixels

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 18:13

>>171
I stopped using desktop Linux years ago. macOS just works.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 18:49

>>171
No

>>172
mac software and hardware quality have been declining steadily since the asshole overlord died and you know it

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 20:06

>>173
Still more usable than Linux. I'll use Linux on my NAS, router, IoT shit, AWS/Heroku, etc. but fuck using it on a laptop or desktop lmao

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 20:33

>>174
Usable or stable? I was talking about the latter. Plus, you and I likely use a computer for very different things. Life has many doors.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 21:09

>>173 You're not wrong, I keep my machine on an older operating system from before he died

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 21:25

My life seems to consist of just drifting from one mental disorder to another.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 21:49

>>175
What do you use a computer for? And what are you assuming that I do or don't use a computer for?

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 22:27

tree cummies up inside my body

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 22:33

reddit is shit

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9028 22:40

I made a post on reddit today. It was harmless, didn't break any rules. Wasn't mean or offensive or anything bad like that. It fit the subreddit theme. Still got removed. I got a message from a mod about how they have a rule where they are allowed to remove any posts for any reason, even if they don't break any rules. They didn't explain why they removed it.

I looked at the profile of the subreddit moderator who said they removed my post, and holy shit, they are on reddit pretty much 24/7. There is no way they have a life when they spend that much time posting.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 12:09

someone gave me a crock pot

i already had a rice cooker with a slow-cook setting so now i can be an even lazier fuck

make curry or knockoff americanized sukiyaki in the cock pot and rice in the rice cooker, come back in a few hours and have food without even touching anything, hell ya son

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 12:11

btw kansai style is objectively correct, if your meat touches water or broth without being seared first you are bad and wrong

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 12:13

in general i mean not just in this one dish

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 13:34

I should really commit to higher standards of quality when posting.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 14:13

>>183
Ever tried Chinese hotpot or Vietnamese pho? Those styles of cooking go against what you said. You cook the meat in the broth. They're excellent though.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 15:21

>>178
I personally use my computer to take screenshots of my desktop and brag about them on the internet. That's why my distribution of choice is Arch Linux.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 15:56

>>187
Can't run Xcode in Linux. How are you gonna make iOS apps? Hmmm? Linux is useless to me.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 17:26

>>188
I suppose your workplace should provide you with the stupid macbook pro, that's how I do. I guess you could have some other work flows, like combining ableton with super collider and pure data or some wacky hipster shit like that.

But taking screenshots of my i3wm desktop is a valid use case too.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 18:01

>>189
I'm pretty sure you're joking, but if all you use Linux for is taking screenshots of desktops, then you could just run Arch in a VM and run macOS natively. You could even use Parallels or something for Windows. Then you get the benefits of all desktop OSes.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 18:09

https://nekophiliac.bandcamp.com/track/w
feeling sad and listening to sad music

don't tell me to post it in the links thread

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 18:42

>>178
I'm making no assumptions about how you use a desktop computer, just that it's statistically unlikely that we do the same things, given how many things you can do using a computer. Thus, there's not much point point arguing which is more usable, especially as "usability" is often dominated by what you're used to using.

>>188
This is my point. Usability is completely subjective, save for the obviously user-hostile things Apple seem to love doing to their hardware lately.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 18:51

>>192
I really like when my laptop gets so hot I get slight burns when touching it, especially when the hot spot is right next to the screen hinges, gives me so much confidence on apple's top tier hardware and their decision of just having a single hidden air intake in the entire thing.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 18:54

On a more serious note, I really liked my i3 setup. It ate up less than 300MB of memory and took like a second and a half to boot. It's too bad my ultrabook got stolen.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 18:59

>>192
Nobody uses desktops anymore, aside from neckbeards. Laptops are the only relevant computers these days. I've built numerous desktops, and still have a pretty high-end one. But I almost never use it compared to my MacBook because I can't take it with me anywhere. And even if the hardware is better, Windows and Linux suck as desktop OSes. macOS is really the only viable native developer platform these days. If you really need something else, you can always run a VM. But I rarely use other desktop OSes these days, even virtualized. But these days, I'm more likely to use a Docker container than a VM.

>>193
Use TG Pro and set a custom fan profile. How new are you to using Macs? And don't act like this is a Mac-only thing, I used to use SpeedFan in Windows.

I just know someone will call me a troll (like you have in the past). This site is a bizarre echo chamber and people here can't handle different opinions. Go ahead and pretend that Linux is viable and that nobody uses mobile devices. Clearly the only people who disagree are trolls. Right.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:06

>>194
Why are people so obsessed with having a lot of free RAM?

My desktop has 32GB of RAM and my laptop has 8GB. That's not even counting swap/pagefile. It's not a big deal. Not everything has to be ultra-minimal. Usability and workflow are more important. I can also spin up servers on AWS or Heroku with whatever resources I need. Elasticity is an important aspect of cloud. Cloud is an important aspect of computing. Not everything is offline. You can use remote resources too, you know.

What IDEs can you use in Linux? What dev tools? vim and emacs are ancient and irrelevant. It's 2018. Software has changed, but the Linux development workflow really hasn't changed to meet modern needs. A lot of important software isn't available for Linux. Then you have to either use WINE, a VM, or a web-based version of something. Or even worse, "cross-platform" "native" Electron wrappers for web apps.

Tons of Unix-like stuff is available for macOS, like brew, coreutils, moreutils, bash, zsh, git, and so on. But macOS also has something that Linux does not: commercial software support. I'm not a freetard and I value usability over muh freedums. And Xcode is Mac-only. Complain about it all you want, that's just how it is.

The fact of the matter is that you can't make iOS apps in Windows or Linux. That's a huge deal-breaker to me.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:08

>>195,172,174
I am using "desktop" to be synonymous with "laptop" here, as you can comfortably put a laptop on a desk. Can you make some actual arguments instead of baseless assertions? That would help your "not a troll" case.

Also, the PC vs Mac fanboy "war" was, like, two decades ago.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:11

>>196

> you can't make iOS apps in Windows or Linux. That's a huge deal-breaker to me.

Could've just said that from the start. The rest of whatever you were saying was just fluff.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:15

>>197
Baseless? Read my posts instead of being dismissive.

No serious developers use Windows unless they're doing Windows-only stuff (i.e. C# .NET). Who uses Linux for development? Maybe kernel developers. But look at what's happening to Linux lately. systemd is straight up garbage.

Most developers I know use MacBooks. But you can run Windows or Linux on a MacBook if you really need to (though you probably don't need to). Are you going to run macOS on a non-Apple laptop? Hackintoshes are a pain in the ass and you also have to trust random kernel extensions to get it to work. Besides, updates can break Hackintosh builds. Too much time and effort. Not worth it compared to just buying a MacBook.

I never said "PC vs Mac" because Macs are personal computers, and they're all x86 anyway. So you can easily run Windows on a Mac. But you can't easily run macOS on a non-Mac computer.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:27

>>198
Go outside and see what people are doing. They're not just spending time out and about. They're checking their phones every 5 minutes. Mobile is a big deal. If you're not doing mobile development, what are you doing? iOS and Android are what you should be targeting first and foremost. Android Studio is multi-platform, but Xcode is macOS-only. Sure, you can do CLI stuff in Swift on other OSes, but you still can't use Xcode, Interface Builder, etc. iOS development is way more than just pure Swift.

Desktops are a thing of the past. Web is inferior to native (though still important in some ways). Laptops are dying off and being replaced with phones and tablets (except for developers, since Android and iOS are not viable platforms for developing software on them, unless you count "hello world" programs as being software development). But even so, mobile is overtaking traditional desktop platforms. I use macOS to make Android and iOS apps. If you need to target other platforms, just go with web or Java or something otherwise multi-platform as a kind of catch-all (React Native or Electron or something). But I'd say it's a waste of time to do platform-specific work if it's not for mobile.

Nowadays, you need to develop software for mobile FIRST. Mobile-first web development, with responsive design for desktops second. Mobile apps before desktop apps.

The average mouth-breather uses Facebook and an iPhone or an Android phone, and barely even knows how to use that stuff, as easy as it is. You and I can use computers, but most people prefer mobile platforms, since they're more idiot-friendly and casual/accessible. And if more people are using these platforms, you need to focus your attention on them.

Windows is a sinking ship. Satya Nadella is shifting Microsoft away from Windows and more into cloud and machine learning. Office 365, Azure, and whatever their TensorFlow competitor is called.

Amiga used to be #1 in personal computers. But they didn't adapt to market changes and they died. Microsoft didn't take mobile seriously, and now they're at a huge disadvantage for doing so. Technology changes rapidly, and if you don't adapt, you die. It's that simple. Whether or not you like the changes doesn't matter.

Mobile is like Eternal September on steroids, but even so, you can't ignore it.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:28

>>199

> Still more usable than Linux
> Laptops are the only relevant computers these days
> Windows and Linux suck as desktop OSes
> systemd is straight up garbage.

Citations needed! (Okay, that last one is true.) All of this is inflammatory garbage that makes you look like a total asshole. (I'm not saying you are an asshole. Maybe you're not, but that's hard to believe.) Your only real argument is you can't run Xcode to write iOS apps. Well yeah, but that's not what everyone uses a computer for, is it?

> macOS is really the only viable native developer platform these days.
> Most developers I know use MacBooks.
> No serious developers use Windows unless they're doing Windows-only stuff (i.e. C# .NET).
> Who uses Linux for development? Maybe kernel developers.

You're living in an echo chamber.

Again, if all the world were software developers writing for iOS exclusively, then maybe you'd have a point about usability. But they're not. So you don't.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:30

>>200
Cool, but what makes you think I'm a software developer?

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:32

>>201
Android and iOS. I only mentioned iOS development because iOS development is macOS-only. You can do Android app development on other OSes with Adnroid Studio or whatever else. However, if you're doing mobile apps, you need to make both iOS and Android versions.

Call me an asshole if you want, but the fact of the matter is that people are spending less time on computers and more time on phones. Do you want to develop for a growing or shrinking audience?

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 19:35

>>202
I never said you're a software developer, but I am.

If you're not in tech, what are you even doing? People on text boards tend to be more tech-savvy, so what's stopping you?

It's hard to have a good life if you don't make decent money. Money first, everything else second.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 20:29

>>203,204
I specifically didn't call you an asshole. I said that everything you're saying makes you sound like an asshole. That doesn't really make for a pleasant discussion. The overall tone and point-of-view is very "abrasive Hacker News reader". I know it's hard not to sound abrasive, because text is a lossy medium of conversation, so I thought I should let you know.

(It's easy to work in tech without being an iOS developer. Unless this is some new recruitment strategy? Shit on literally everything else for paragraphs until the victim realizes the One Truth that writing iPhone software is the only logical way to make money?)

Anyway, let's conclude. This whole discussion started by me trying to show you that "usable" for you is not necessarily "usable" for everyone else. It turned into... whatever you turned it into. A conversation I didn't like.

Yours, until we scream at each other again,
(*゚ー゚)

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 20:33

>>196

> Why are people so obsessed with having a lot of free RAM?

It was a shit ultrabook with little RAM.

I... I'm sorry everyone for re-igniting this shit war.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 20:38

>>206
No, it's okay, you do you. Plus, that's a pretty good reason.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 22:58

>>205

>A conversation I didn't like.

You're not going to like everything in life. News at 11. And not liking something doesn't mean you're right and that the other person is wrong. It just means you don't like something. Sometimes, you can grow from listening to other people instead of being dismissive.

It sounds like you don't want to hear different opinions. You want people to back you up on your preexisting worldviews instead, huh? Like I said, this site is an echo chamber.

>>206
RAM is cheap.

Ask any normal person what they think is more acceptable: obsessing over optimizing RAM usage in Linux on an old computer, or using a MacBook. They're not as expensive as you might think, by the way. You can get a lightly used MacBook Air in great condition, with 8GB of RAM and an i5 and an SSD, for like $700. That's not expensive for a laptop. They also get great battery life. And, you know, macOS.

Why do Windows gamer dudebros think it's okay to spend $500 on a graphics card alone, but they think a $700 MacBook is overpriced?

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 22:59

>>208
Man
Shut the fuck up.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:05

>>209
Have fun with desktop Linux. I'm sure you get great software support and no bugs.

Let's face it, Linux is better suited for servers, routers, and IoT devices. Not laptops and desktops. Sure, Android is based on Linux, but that's not a good example of it. Android is laggy compared to iOS when you consider the specs of the hardware Android phones run on. Lots of opportunities for better optimization.

Have fun staying in your bubble and not thinking critically about anything. There are plenty of opportunities you could take up to learn more and think about things in ways you haven't thought of before, but instead you'll just be rude and pass it up. That's not how you listen to people.

I used to use desktop Linux distros too, but they are just not usable for daily driver stuff. After a while, you sort of develop Stockholm Syndrome about it, but if you are able to move past that like I did, you can realize that you don't have to put up with all the problems and lack of support. You can move to something better, like macOS.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:08

Only 9front is a suitable desktop Os that doesn’t do retarded shit for idiots.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:13

>>211
obscure and unusable = cool and worth using
nice
epic
I like it

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:18

>>210

> Have fun with desktop Linux.

Thanks.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:19

The angry Hackernews in his natural habitat: shitposting on chanshits and sucking apple cock so hard it might come off. Why don’t those others understand that sub par Unix clones in plastic shittops are the future?

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:19

>>211
9front is shit because they refused my request to make Cirno the official mascot.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:21

>>215
When did they do that? She is the default sysname, and a mascot in the fqa.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:30

>>213-216
I want neckbeards to leave.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:46

I wonder if this faggot's the politics shitter

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 23:48

>>218
Probably the /img/ pedo.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 00:01

All operating systems are terrible in their own way.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 00:15

>>220
But some are less terrible than others.

I think we all at least agree that ChromeOS is shit. Google data mining, browser only, nothing useful. You can chroot Linux in it, but the performance sucks, and only certain distros are supported. And it's ARM Linux, not x86 Linux, so not everything works with it.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 02:36

Computers in general are just awful.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 04:26

I used Linux for years at work for embedded development. At the time there was basically no better platform for what we were doing and I loved it despite its quirks. It's totally fine for a desktop OS unless you must have that platform-specific program. My next computer will likely be a Linux box.

For laptop I'm definitely MBP all the way. It's by no means perfect, and yes, Apple is trying pretty hard to sabotage it, but it's still the best laptop experience overall. For me MacOS feels like home, although I get if it doesn't for you. I don't use it to develop for iOS, I just like it. When I need to run not-MacOS I fire up a VM and life is good.

The Windows UX has been utter torture from day one and has marginally improved in the last few years. I feel about it the same way a lot of people feel about PHP: it's just a fractal of bad design. I can appreciate that it's the universal desktop OS and necessary if you need to run certain software. For instance, I'm going to have to spend some quality time with it in the not-too-distant future for work. But that's the only reason I ever touch it.

Mobile...eh. Yes, there's money developing for it, but eh. You want it, you can have it. There's more than enough money developing for other things, and there always will be.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 04:26

Broke: Thinking globalist elites all get along and cooperate for a single agenda.

Woke: Realizing that there are many wealthy people with power and influence, and they don't all necessarily get along. They still try to control the world in different ways (i.e. bribing politicians or buying media outlets) but they are often working against each other rather than some silly conspiracy involving clandestine meetings where they all get along somehow.

I call it ``warring elites theory'' but I doubt that I'm the first person to come up with this idea

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 04:35

>>223
Linux for embedded development makes sense. I mean, the embedded systems you were developing for were probably running Linux, right? Or are you so old that you were doing shit for proprietary dinosaur shit like VxWorks?

Nowadays, embedded is being rebranded as IoT, isn't it? Like traditional embedded systems, but with more connectivity (and thus more security concerns).

But that being said, not everyone is an embedded systems developer, so it's not great for everything.

I'm also a fan of commercial software, which is often proprietary. I'm not a freetard. I'm not the kind of guy who can just use vim and gcc and rxvt for development. I need real IDEs and shit. Old people might call me casual, but whatever.

The Linux DE experience is really lacking when compared to macOS, or even Windows. A lot of Linux users see it as a rite of passage to spend a lot of time to configure their tiling window manager or desktop environment with spinning cubes or whatever. It's been a while since I used a linux distro for myself, though I recently installed Ubuntu for someone else (because they were prone to getting malware in Windows because they sucked at using computers), and Unity wasn't that great. It seemed clunky and less polished than the UX experience I'm used to on Windows and macOS. Everything about it seemed off-brand.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 05:48

cabbagebrains is a cuck

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 10:35

>>225

> I'm also a fan of commercial software, which is often proprietary. I'm not a freetard. I'm not the kind of guy who can just use vim and gcc and rxvt for development. I need real IDEs and shit. Old people might call me casual, but whatever.

Doesn't Ema…Eclipse work just fine on Linux? But I get your point, software for Linux is often less polished.

> The Linux DE experience is really lacking when compared to macOS, or even Windows. A lot of Linux users see it as a rite of passage to spend a lot of time to configure their tiling window manager or desktop environment with spinning cubes or whatever. It's been a while since I used a linux distro for myself, though I recently installed Ubuntu for someone else (because they were prone to getting malware in Windows because they sucked at using computers), and Unity wasn't that great. It seemed clunky and less polished than the UX experience I'm used to on Windows and macOS. Everything about it seemed off-brand.

I think that might mainly be due to force of habit. But to be honest, the only use of a DE is to launch useful software or sort files around.

I have never used MacOS so I'm just talking out of my butt, but I do not see major reasons to prefer one desktop environment to another nowadays. In my opinion, small differences are being vastly blown out of proportion by people raised on this or that DE, with no real arguments to support it, only because adapting to a slightly different environment represents a small cost for an even smaller gain.

Also, spending time ricing up your DE is just a hobby or an attempt at impressing ladies, not something anyone does for efficiency or comfort purposes (outside of delusion). If it were really for that goal, they would just use a standard DE, slap on a few hotkeys and be done with it.

>>210

> I used to use desktop Linux distros too, but they are just not usable for daily driver stuff. After a while, you sort of develop Stockholm Syndrome about it, but if you are able to move past that like I did, you can realize that you don't have to put up with all the problems and lack of support.

This is actually the real deal breaker about Linux.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 10:40

there is absolutely zero middle ground between minimalist tiling ricewm and unity, nope

sip

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 11:07

don't think about how great it would feel to just grab him by the wrists and pin him to the wall and break him in half with your dick, think about something else, like baseball, stop it i said

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:10

Talking like someone who does mobile development for a living and thus uses an MBP all day at work, it's garbage. It's filled with small crap like lack of cut and paste on the finder which is trivially fixed in Linux, but unworkable on mac OS. Updates fucking hijack your computer for 15 to 20 minutes, that's unacceptable in 2018, and you need to update it for practically every two Xcode updates or so. The whole fucking computer. To run the latest Xcode.

Hey, some idiot updated the test device to an iOS beta? Boy oh boy, now I'll have to download 18GBs of a TRASH IDE just to get the development image.

Mobile development is garbage. Android Studio is crap, except when compared to other Java IDEs. Xcode is the worst shit imaginable and UIKit crashes DAILY. Indexing on Xcode has been broken for 5 releases now, I have to restart that shit twice a day. Mobile p2p fintech solutions for ios and android are garbage ideas. Every uber-but-for-tater-tots idea man can suck my balls. Every mobile dev candidate is absolute trash and the whole field is polluted by amateurs who barely finished high school.

Fuck you.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:18

Hey remember when Xcode froze for minutes when displaying filename tooltips on the file explorer? It was there for like 3 major releases. That's pretty much 2 years with Xcode freezing to a halt if I dared resize the left pane. That's what you get with enterprise quality software. Thanks Apple.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:29

>>230
Command C, command V?
How do you not know how to copy and paste in macOS? It’s really easy.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:33

>>232
Cutting and pasting, not copying and pasting. Next you'll say duh that's moving the files just drag and drop between folders, well no it's fucking not you fuck ass bitch, because when you move from one drive to the other, it's copied. I want those files gone from the original drive.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:43

https://my.mixtape.moe/tvfbbt.jpg

remember the chart, boys

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:47

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 15:57

It must be hard for Japan to be near PRC, DPRK and Russia.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 16:25

I am going to hang out with some friends today but for some reason I am still feeling profoundly depressed and alone

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 16:33

life is not worth living

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 16:36

fuck zapan

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 16:38

taking TV ADS seriosly

wtf wrong with you

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:22

As an aside, if you're dragging files in the finder:
Holding down cmd moves them (ie deletes the original if they're going to a different drive)
Holding down opt copies them (leaves the original if they're not going to a different drive)
Holding down both creates a shortcut.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 19:43

Why does anything exist?

Actually, DOES anything exist?

What is real? What is fake? Is time an illusion?

Is reality an illusion? Is it a simulation?

If things do exist, does there need to be a reason why? Or can things exist for no reason?

What is nothingness like? What is death like?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 20:34

On one hand, a good OS should have "move file" be the same operation everywhere, but on the other hand, it would suck if you moved your files over to a thumb drive that promptly caught fire after it deleted the originals, but on the third hand, they probably just haven't bothered to think about the default filesystem boundary behavior they inherited from software from the 70s,

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 21:03

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 22:24

feliz navidad
feliz navidad
feliz navidad
prospero ano y felicidad

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 22:38

>>245
heh, you said "ano"

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 00:04

I don't like Baltimore.

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9031 00:59

merry christmas
merry christmas
merry christmas
a prosperous anus and happiness

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 02:02

>>241
Well, shit.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 03:54

>>247
Why not?

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 13:17

>>242

> Why does anything exist?

No reason. It just exists.

> Actually, DOES anything exist?

Yes, obviously.

> What is real? What is fake? Is time an illusion?

We merely call real the parts of ``what there is'' which are (conceptually) solid and durable enough to our taste or easy to grasp. So, physical reality is generally considered more real than dreams. Note that a sufficiently advanced dream could essentially become reality. However, it is usually clear even when dreaming that physical reality forms the basis of dreams.
Time is not an illusion, but the passing of time is. Past and future are not any less real than the present.

> Is reality an illusion? Is it a simulation?

Reality is not an illusion, by definition. Is it a simulation? I don't know.

> If things do exist, does there need to be a reason why? Or can things exist for no reason?

No and yes.

> What is nothingness like? What is death like?

Nothingness does not exist, there is only an idea of nothingness, just like luck does not exist and we only have an idea of what it is.
As for the experience of death (beyond the moments of transition), obviously when you die you can choose to linger as a ghost, resurrect (for casuals) or create a new character.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 13:25

>>251

Spinoza and Leibniz would be very pleased to read this post

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 14:57

i need to just go live in the woods away from the internet for like a year

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 15:56

Japanese are very smart and succesful because they are aware of death.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:04

Dreams are the mind's version of reality perfected

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:14

256

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:53

Hanging out with friends two days in a row now. People actually invited ME to hang out. How weird is that?

Is this what it's like to have a social life?

It's so strange to have people who actually value spending time with me. Not something I'm used to.

258 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9031 18:13

Been a while since my last tougeing

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 19:50

I don't belong here, or anywhere.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 20:31

>>244
As discussed, mv internally uses the (hopefully atomic) rename(2) syscall in one filesystem, but has to actually copy data over a filesystem boundary

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 21:41

kaban pulling all the kemonomimi bitches like a real og

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 21:44

EVERYTHING ON JAPANTIMES IS THE ABSOLUTE FLOTSAM OF NEWS LEFT OVER SHITE FROM 6 DAYS AGO BECAUSE THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKING STORIES TO RUN THE ENTIRE COURSE OF JOURNALISM AND BE TRANSLATED FROM ENGLISH TO JAPANESE AND THEN BACK TO ENGLISH BUT WITH THE SHITTIEST DUMBEST TAKE EVER THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 21:45

I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 21:52

( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) turns out chappaquiddick is some new england hellhole and not a porn star

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 03:31

SUPERVACA (obj. QUÉH)

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 06:38

[FFF] stands for FAMILY FUCKFEST

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 07:55

Regarding epiphanies: if an idea "comes to me" and it's not something I was really thinking about, but it's really novel or useful, is it really MY idea?

There's your consciousness, and then there are sometimes random thought that are subconscious. If a thought comes up without you trying, and you discover or create or do something good, can you really claim that is was you, or just some background type thing in your brain, more due to genetics than your personality or free will?

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 08:22

More sadness! More snow!

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 09:21

>>268
Now I'm feeling nostalgic. (´・ω・`)

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 09:28

Also, what rubbish is this?
I can't read such drivel.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 12:04

IF you don't cry for the tragic history of Estonia, you are very very bad person. A scoundrel to be precise.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 12:25

Vidya can prevent alzheimer's

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 12:51

vidya can prevent sexual intercourse

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 13:25

fallout 3 is a pure shit

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 13:39

成蹊大学

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 14:21

an alternate universe where robots have to fill out captchas that say "I'm not a human" and make you solve math problems faster than any person can

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 15:13

I don't want to kiss a girl

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:11

in middle school people thought i was gay because most of my friends were girls
15 years later people think i'm gay because none of my friends are girls

i mean i am gay but christ at least ask my opinion first

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:59

>>266 Extremely loud

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:08

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:10

>>278
What if you have no friends? Does that make you double gay?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:36

Whenn I become old and tired I will start shooting heroin and eating burgers with coke everyday

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:37

Legalize heroin for the retired persons

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:41

Do y'all remember newgrounds dot com?

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 17:52

>>281
Gay for loneliness

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 18:17

I need religion in my life

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 18:56

>>286 Faith, or religion?

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 19:47

>>267
Is that really any different to ideas you were trying to come up with?
Anyway, even if it's some external force inserting concepts into your brain, you might as well take credit. Who would believe someone saying "That's not their idea, I came up with it myself but planted it in their mind!"

captcha: inux, my cool new original operating system

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 23:09

Is this all there is to life?

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 00:32

>>284 That is where I first heard of "All Your Base" back in 2001.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 03:22

You're the man now, dog.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 03:40

lol internet

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 04:02

Remember when the internet wasn't ruled by a handful of mega-corporations?

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 07:22

What's that Japanese word for the performance retrospectives they do in some businesses, where they reflect on what went well and what could be improved in the current campaign? I was reading about it a few weeks ago but I can't remember now. I want to say Toyota were known for it, and I saw it on their wikipedia page, but I couldn't find anything when I looked just now; it might not have been Toyota.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 08:15

I got fuckin’ mad diarrhea tonight, lads.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 10:14

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 10:53

>>294,296
See also: kanban

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 16:06

Why do normies like capeshit so much?

I recently went with a friend of mine to see the awful Avengers: Infinity War movie and it was so stupid. Are people getting dumber these days? How can anyone like this trash?

It’s stupid superhero garbage, but not only that, it had the dumbest dialogue and tons of plot holes too. Why are there stones that can control everything in the universe? Why would they give the stones to the supervillain? They claimed to give the stones to the bad guy to save their friends (like the iron man guy or whatever), but then he killed half of the population st the end anyway, which ended up killing a lot of the good guys too, so it would have made more sense to not give him the stones.

If he could control everything in the universe, why would he kill half the population instead of making more resources and food so that people wouldn't even need population reduction? Why did the bad guy’s chin look so stupid?

Why are there so many of these movies?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 16:44

Just finished Romance of Three Kingdoms II, it only took 20+ years

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 16:51

nashe sovetskoe scastie
eto vse-taki diko

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:06

Romance of the Three Decades

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:09

I only move for money

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:11

DJ HELL

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:13

>>296 Yes! Thank you!

>>297 Kanban is the word that kept coming to mind but I knew it wasn't what I was after, thanks though.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:15

keep it unreal

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:19

unreal tournament 2004

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:25

>>306 Actually the last PC game I played...

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:29

>>307
You're not missing out on much. Newer games have been ruined by microtransactions. Lootboxes, skins, pay2win bullshit. It's dead to me.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 17:47

I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 18:26

kaigai no nioi

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 18:49

>>308 I agree, but it was just last month I played Unreal Tournament 2004, heh heh heh.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

>>311
heh heh heh

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 21:58

>>309
I have also seen to hell and back.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 22:49

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 01:04

another day where i could have done all kinds of stuff but didn't

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 01:07

what if the real abyss is the friends we didn't make along the way (because everyone we met along the way was an asshole [except for the cute blue shota])

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 02:42

>>316
Intriguingly, this post adequately describes both Made in Abyss if the shota is blue and Tales of the Abyss if the shota is green.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 06:28

I'm losing my mind.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 06:41

Shooting on your exposed belly is the superior way to cum

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 09:52

Зачем многие люди пьют обжигающе горячий чай, и почему считается, что пить тёплый или холодный чай — это моветон?

lolololololololollo

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 10:43

niggers will kill us all

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 11:51

at least turks don't hide anything

so yeah, they are better

they don't pretend to be white

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 15:40

get me out of this insanity

pls

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 15:47

>>323
go outside

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 15:58

Москва предоставит Анкаре скидку на газ, поставленный в 2015 и 2016 годах, сообщил президент Турции Тайип Эрдоган.
Скидка составит 1 млрд долларов, передает ТАСС со ссылкой на Анатолийское агентство.

Know your proper place slavshit

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:04

>>325
Hello, Nikita.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:04

>>316
Habbo was a cool dude too, and no one can hold anything on bestdad.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:05

>>326
Hello, Dmitry

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:06

>>328
Comrade Miroslav, is that you?
>>327
Habbo Hotel?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:07

S
L
A
V
S
H
I
T

can't do a shit about it, just a fucking dirty SLAVSHIT

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:09

slav girls are good if you have a condom or a pill, right?

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:10

I dont want a slavshitdmitry son

no dmitry, I wont be your daddy go drink vodka and shoot krokodyl

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:10

333GET

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:10

12 years a slav

Wherever I am, I must also squat.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:14

civil war in ukraine (*゚ー゚)

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:14

dead can not eat salo

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:15

"Не хочу иметь ничего общего с этой страной"
Гитлер - Риббентропу о России

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:23

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:24

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:54

>>329
Abyss is closed.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:59

>>339

cetinko vse raskazivaet kstati
seycas eti ebannaya fabrika trolley...

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 17:01

>>339

nastraivali sebe proxy!!!!! zahodili na INT!!! i nacinali

vse neimenno

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 17:09

S A L O

A

L

O

344 Name: W_A_R_ : 1993-09-9034 17:19

I am really exited and happy now :D :D :D

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 18:46

Hooray, I'm officially mentally ill!

346 Name: W_A_R_ : 1993-09-9034 19:18

main tip #1 - consolidate your navy to the west
Immediately! and move it north. hit and run, just
like the nazi's did in real life

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 21:04

Yo―koso balkan and baltic bredren!

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 22:23

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he speaks the languages of love

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 23:32

Why is it when people start a post with "Am I the only one that...", whatever follows is never anywhere near unique enough to be an interesting observation?

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 00:19

I used to be obsessed with venetian snares, but now I've checked out his most recent albums (since I hadn't kept up with him in years), and now it's just... meh

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 00:20

>>349
because when people say "am I the only one that" and no one else does it, you won't hear about the discussion

you only see the posts that other people upvote/agree with/engage with because it influences social media algorithms and makes you more likely to see said posts

plenty of unpopular opinions are posted and never viewed

perhaps they are even shadowbanned or even straight-up deplatformed

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 01:04

I just spent like 400 dollars in clothes. Dressing sure is expensive

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 01:06

>>352
What exactly did you get? 400 for a single fit is a lot, but 400 for a lot of outfits isn't that much.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 01:43

>>353
Two pair of pants, three shirts and some sneakers.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 09:04

I don't pay more than £20 for jeans, and £30 for trainers. Then I wear them right down to the bone, until water gets into my socks. Friends say, you really need to get new trousers, I can clearly see your scrotum... but they say it like it's a bad thing?

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 09:32

>>349,351
On lots of vote-curated sites, you'll find massively positive ratings on comments that call out the putative problems that "this site" has. Pure opinion at best, but usually counterfactual in my estimation.

As best I can tell, this is indicative of a horrible projection/deflection problem in the general groupthink that nobody actually wants to address. That would mean getting off your high horse. Can't have that!

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 11:41

Death Grips’ new album is disappointing

It’s no NLDW or TMS, that’s for sure

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 11:56

Am I the only one that notices that when people start a post with "Am I the only one that...", whatever follows is never anywhere near unique enough to be an interesting observation?

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 13:57

https://odaxelagnia.bandcamp.com/album/sour
Anyone else like a song and then play it on repeat a million times until you hate it and then never listen to it again?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 14:05

>>357
I came to terms with the fact that we are not getting another TMS ever again so long ago.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 15:06

If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 15:25

>>358
Yeah

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 16:48

I want to update a dead link on tanasinn.info but the captchas are broken!

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 18:11

>>363
text board culture is dying a slow and painful death

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 04:48

and it feeeels good

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 10:03

I'd fuck torvalds

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 12:46

Nobody seriously uses a desktop any more, unless you have a job, and want more than one screen,

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 14:58

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 15:31

>>367
Maybe if you're at an old place going by company culture from the 80s. Coworking spaces and modern startups are often BYOD and people use laptops. Besides, you can use multiple screens on a laptop too. Airplay, Thunderbolt, HDMI, mini-DP, and so on.

You can always remotely delegate workloads to a remote server or desktop in a closet somewhere, but that's not the same as always being at a desktop.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 16:29

>>369
That's all probably true for "modern startup" silicon valley shitculture where the employees are paid in foosball and the directors are all cheapskates.
No business that gives a shit about data protection and, well, general liability would trust BYOD, and no employee should either, for multiple obvious reasons.

I was the second hire in my company two years ago, so they're not old. They have their own premises, and I get a nice workstation with a real keyboard and 3 bezel-less monitors (more if I want them; the graphics card has some spare slots), and I get to stop caring about my work when I'm not actually working (not as easy when you get given a laptop you can take home). That's not "company culture from the 80s" at all, that's just making my work life tolerable.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 17:33

>>367 I am not a fan of short-sighted sweeping statements... I love my iMac and my MBP, but the laptop stays in a bag under my bed unless I really need it in the field. Both have served me well for years and I give them both a little kiss at night before I go to bed.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 17:40

frosted butts

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 17:45

yatte dekinai koto ga arumai

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 17:52

>>371
You fuqin' cutie pie

captcha: kiessness

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 18:24

i cannot get windows to use the 2nd ethernet jack on my new PC as a quick and dirty uplink for my old PC unless i want to (1) use wifi as the uplink or (2) manually set IPs on both computers and be satisfied with no internet on the old one.

like, ICS/bridging absolutely are not doing what they should do, before we even get into how they could be a lot clearer about what they say they do.

yes, this is not the best network topology and I could get a cheap hub or something instead of having wasted the past two hours, but that's not the point; there is absolutely no reason this shouldn't Just Work™ if Gran-Gran is a part of your target market.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 18:36

I play some Artificial Academy 2 every night, I guess that's sort of like having sex with my computer.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 18:38

>>369 BYOD startups with open floorplans also inevitably fail after a year or two because it turns out open floorplans fucking suck and are just a way for your (((venture capitalist))) boss to use flowery buzzwords to disguise the fact that he's too much of a stingy cunt to shell out for cubicles and actual company computers.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:12

I don't think Arabs (especially Saudis) are pleased that many people will start reading their web-sites in Arabic with google translate... it's something like a revolution

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:12

>>375
Look into duplexing stuff. Half vs. full duplex, link aggregation, trunk lines, etc. You could probably do that in macOS or Linux. Not so sure about Windows.
>>377
So you're a neckbeard who uses desktops and you're antisemitic too. Reevaluate your life choices.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:27

>>378
Is this a joke? Google Translate has been around for a long time, buddy. Are you new to the internet?

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:34

>>380

yeah, I am behind the times.. Just tried GT on arabic BBC..
fuck it is almost perfect...
damn I never wanted to live in Blade Runner world...

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:37

So Brin and Zukerberg will rule the world...

fuck I am out

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:37

>So you're a neckbeard who uses desktops and you're antisemitic too. Reevaluate your life choices.

projection, ad hominem

not an argument bud, try again

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:40

https://theendofzion.com/ is blocked on my ISP. what about yours?

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:42

while ordinary russians dont have a warm feelings for jews, I believe that Russian goverment plays the most important part in the internation sionism

after all Stalin created Isreal

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:47

basically because of one gay man (Alan Mathison Turing) our civilisation died

I wonder what we will all do in future

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:52

russians are insane

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:53

>>386

its more like the birth of a completely new civilisation

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 20:57

>>388
humans evolved to create a self-reproducing robotic civilization to spread through the stars.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:01

>>389

but no habitable planet has been found up to now

I wonder maybe there is none

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:03

>>389

I think we will be eating artifical meat burgers and having sex with sexy androids... that is all to humans for now

fuck space nobody need it. even with the current technologies it is MURI

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:11

Clearly, we're not done evolving

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:13

go move to your mars bunker, faggot

I am OUT

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:14

Enjoy your "life" on your disgusting mars deserts

maybe you will turn into smelly arab

good job faggot

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:16

space travel is impossible anyway

the only way is quantium leap

but fuck it too

I won't enjoy disgusting mars desert

compared to mars desert Russia is heaven

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:17

We all know that you are dorks

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:18

What the fuck is going on?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:23

better start raising some funds now! before it is too late

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:29

exploring space is like playing original 1996 DOS Daggerfall

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:29

400GET

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:39

son, there is great future for you!
You will be a fine Zuckerberg's servant

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 21:46

compared to Mars, Russia is heaven

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 22:03

i think you have that backwards

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 07:37

I use a desktop, but I don't think I'd qualify as a neckbeard.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 09:30

Cuteness comes from within.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 11:47

>>383
The ((())) thing is a racist dog whistle used to imply that someone or something is jewish (but it's used in a negative way). Don't pretend that it's something else. And the other post mentioned desktop computers.

That's not projection, that's reading comprehension.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 13:11

How very (((redpilled))) of you.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 13:25

basically we are saudi people

and now it is the saudization

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 13:32

would you donate your kidney to Roman Abramovich? I think you do

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 14:15

When you're on an online conversation, and you call someone a stupid fucking retard, it's hilarious when they respond by pointing out your "ad-hominem". You're, like, not even denying that you're a fucking retard, just pointing out that it's just a bit of a tangent there. Practically a tacit admission.

I blame liberalism and Paul Graham that our youth is so obsessed with pointing out fallacies online.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 15:53

>>410
I disagree. I actually see more people committing logical fallacies and not as many people pointing them out. The average person would say something like "fuck you" or "google it" or "I'm not even going to explain it to you" or something like that. They're not even going to bother with pointing out ad hominem or other fallacies. You seem to forget that most people are dumb and mobile devices and apps are easier to use than ever before. The level of discourse online is getting worse every year.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 16:11

It sucks when you know something but someone feels the need to explain it to you anyway. Sometimes it's kinda awkward to say "look, I already know what you're explaining, please stop" so you just say "yeah" and "ok" while they painstakingly explain something you already know, and they're talking down to you the whole time as if YOU'RE the dumb one.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 17:15

>>406 Huh, I've never heard of that brackets thing before, I read it like he was being sarcastic, the stereotypical venture capitalist boss who doesn't really understand the work he pays his employees do.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 17:33

>>410 Calling someone a "stupid fucking retard" is more of an indication of your own low intelligence, but yes, it's hilarious when someone assumes you're worth talking to only to be proven wrong. Have you ever had a girlfriend, by the way? Did you ever argue with her?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 18:10

>>413
Personally I never even heard of it until a lot of Twitter bluechecks started using it ironically on their own names. And now I quite often see normies use it without understanding what it signifies, ironically or not.

I am also not a fan of even the concept of a "dog whistle", fwiw.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 18:19

>>414
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything? Are you getting posts mixed up?

>>415
Wow, you're not a fan of something! Reality will bend to your every whim and preference.

Guess what? Things still exist even if you don't like them. Dog whistles are a real thing. It's the whole "aha, you can't accuse me of racism as long as I don't say overtly racist things! I'll just make up new racist slang and indicators to show my hatred! then you can't call it racist!"

What a bunch of bullshit. ((())) is antisemitic and you know it.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 18:19

I think posting on this website is making me dumber. Interacting with neckbeards is bad.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 18:40

Nah it's just the condescending fuckwits who just want somewhere to feel better about themselves

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 18:55

>>416 It's easy to turn to childish namecalling when arguing with strangers online, I just wondered if that's how you'd treat your sweetie-pie when she gives you the red nonsense.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 19:05

Four hundred twenty blaze it

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 19:21

I just misread condescending as crossdressing.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 19:50

>>416 Are you so fucking retarded that you don't even see the much more dangerous other side of your statement, which is "you can be racist without actually saying or doing anything racist, because the tone police have decided your words had a racist intent."

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 19:56

>>417 You were already dumb, if anything leaving the ideological circlejerk of your upper middle class Silicon Valley BYOD open office once in a while and learning how to view dissenting opinions without immediately deciding the other side is guilty of wrongthink and shutting your eyes while chanting thought-terminating cliches might do you some good.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 20:57

I wasn't going to engage this dumbassery but I can't resist any longer. I'm sick of abiding reactionary neoliberal dipshits masquerading as leftists.

If you're an actual leftist and not just a limousine liberal paying lip service to the "inclusionary" ideological zeitgeist so you don't lose your comfy BYOD open office Silicon Valley tech job then ignoring the Jews is dangerous self-deception. The Jews are one of the greatest enemies of international class solidarity out there. No other group spends more time and money lobbying for unrestricted immigration, open borders, busting unions, importing low-skill workers willing to work for next to nothing, all in the name of enriching themselves while further dividing the proletariat along racial lines, suppressing class consciousness. Certainly 100% of Jews aren't such rootless cosmopolitans, but a disproportionate amount of international capitalists are Jews; pretending otherwise is ignoring an uncomfortable truth in the hope it'll eventually just go away.

At some point the "left", once the champions of the working class, figured out they could continue paying lip service to the working class and using their votes to stay in power while in actuality having policy that differs little from the other puppets of international capital who enrich themselves at the expense of the proletariat. Insincere neoliberal ideologues spout charming but meaningless platitudes about how maximum diversity is on the horizon (if this sounds familiar it should) and then wonder why their support is eroding among the working class they used to champion. The brand of condescending proselytizing becoming increasingly popular among the "left" is also annoying at best and dangerous at worst. At best, you make an obscure yellow fever anime messageboard that's already been dying a slow death since 2009 slightly shittier. At worst, you actively convert the working class away from their own best interest and toward right-wing populism when they rightfully bristle at your inept lecturing and mother-knows-best attitude and purposely go looking for "whatever the opposite of what that guy says."

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 21:13

http://anti-politics.org/feral-faun/ideology-of-victimization.html

Better writeup on the subject than I'm capable of, and considering it was written in 1992, long before the rise of internet echo chambers, somewhat prohpetic.

426 Name: ХУИТА : 1993-09-9037 21:14


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427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 21:17

>>426 sorry, I'm done now.

I mean I'm not done being a dumbass, I'm just done posting about it.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 21:59

>>419
Are you seriously getting mad that I'm calling someone out for being antisemitic? You're just trying to change the subject. ((())) is an antisemitic dog whistle. Quit trying to change the subject.

>>422
((())) serves no purpose other than to mean "I think this person is Jewish" and it's used in a negative context. It's ridiculous that there are people who justify this. Sometimes, people use it in their Twitter name to show that they're an enemy of alt-right racists, but that's the only time when it's not racist. But in this thread, it has been used in a racist manner.
You have no self-awareness.

>>423
Yeah, I'M the one in an echo chamber. Not the people who are trying to normalize antisemitism. Okay.

>>424
I wouldn't even describe myself as a leftist. Do you think anyone who disagrees with you is a leftist? You know who's the biggest supporter of Israel? It's certainly not the democrats. Leftists tend to be in favor of Palestine/Gaza rather than Israel. Leftists are often antisemitic, which is funny considering that they pretend to be the party of tolerance and progress.

I really shouldn't even be responding to someone who is unironically racist, but here's what I have to say about these conspiracy theories about Jews:

The flaw with a lot of alt-right conspiracies is that they assume all power is completely consolidated in the world. It's true that there are a lot of rich and powerful people. But there are actually quite a lot of billionaires now, and new ones are popping up a lot now, especially in America and some developing countries (lots of income inequality now). But the fundamental flaw in alt-right thinking is that you think all rich and powerful people are having clandestine meetings and getting along and making plans together. In reality, there are many different ideologies among the elite and they don't always get along. Not all rich people get along.

You want a simple and easy explanation for complicated issues. It's intellectually lazy to tell yourself that Jews are behind everything. In reality, Jewish people are just like everyone else. I have Jewish friends and I've even dated a Jewish girl before. The real problems in society are with extremely rich and powerful people. There are rich and powerful people from all different backgrounds, and guess what? They don't all get along, don't all have the same religion, and aren't all from the same place in the world.

You get confused with confirmation bias because some shitty /pol/ images pick and choose a few Jewish people but ignore all of the non-Jewish people who are also global elites who serve their own best interests.

Billionaires are powerful and control the media. But not all billionaires are Jewish, and not all billionaires get along. There is no global conspiracy. Occam's Razor and all that. Peter Thiel isn't Jewish. Dr. Dre isn't Jewish. Bill Gates isn't Jewish. Xi Jinping isn't Jewish. Putin isn't Jewish. I could go on and on. There are plenty of people who are absurdly rich and/or powerful who have nothing to do with Judaism.

At the end of the day, people want to be happy. Money can help with that. People want to be powerful. Money can get you power. Powerful people can buy politicians or media outlets. But there is no single person or single group that controls everything. Instead, there are a lot of powerful rich people who control different portions of the media or politics.

But I bet you're not open to listening to ideas that don't back up your preconceived notions. You're either going to ignore me or just double down on your incorrect views.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 22:04

And to further clarify: I am not Jewish, I am not antisemitic, I am not a social justice warrior, I am not a leftist, and I am not alt-right. I'm not a centrist or a neocon either. It's almost as if there are more stances than that, and not all opinions can be summed up in some twitter bio-sized label!

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 22:10

I wonder what tokiko thinks about it.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 22:13

Ohh, like straight-edge kids putting x's around their name?

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 22:17

>>431
xXxTehRandomEmo666xXx

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 23:02

>>414
I admit that fucking retard is a bit of a hyperbole meant to rile up, but even I know that you wouldn't point out your girlfriend's ad hominems in any discussion, because that's fucking retarded.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 23:06

>>428

> You know who's the biggest supporter of Israel? It's certainly not the democrats. Leftists tend to be in favor of Palestine/Gaza rather than Israel. Leftists are often antisemitic

Ok, who invited the jewish ethnostate defense force, raise your hands.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 23:11

Is only thread. Why you heff to be mad?

By the power of vodka, squats, and chiki briki, I RUSH B

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 23:15

>>435
it's easy to think people are Mad Online™ when they really aren't
https://i.warosu.org/data/cgl/img/0085/75/1441162149414.png

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 23:23

What I meant to ask is how covering a cover song even works. Who receives payment for such a thing. Also how frequent is that? I mean I know there's jazz standards and stuff, but like in pop and rock music, is there such an effort to further transform songs into unrecognition?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 00:29

>>437
I used to know someone in a cover band. I don't think they ever gave royalties to the real band. But then again, they were only a local gig and didn't get really famous or anything.

I think Chuck Klosterman had an interesting perspective on cover bands in "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" where he said that people do that to piggyback off the fame of the real band and they don't care that they're nobodies who will never make a name for themselves.

Not all cover bands attempt to change the source material. Sometimes, they just try their best to recreate it. I've never heard of a cover song of a cover song, but maybe people who cover Weird Al songs count for that?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 05:10

>>428 How much are they paying you? It's like you're a bot and just dumping pre-fabricated talking points after running over certain keywords.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 07:34

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1135263177/143 this post is a bannable offence!

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 12:29

>>439
Yeah, I'm being paid to post on a site that has like 5-10 users.

Seriously, get a grip on reality if you resort to such insane mental gymnastics.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 12:30

Imagine being so far gone that you think anyone who disagrees with you is a bot. Sad.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 13:14

I wouldn't have typed an unreadable wall of text for free, honestly.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 13:18

(☞゚∀゚)☞ maybe you're illiterate

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 13:48

He is a man of few words

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 13:57

I write haiku, son
Not so sure of my future
Five seven five, bruh

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 14:06

Anyway it is of zero importance now, because the new A.I. civilization is about to begin! it's all history now. I am not sure I will like it.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 14:40

briefs mark the soul of wit
-- willson shatingdale

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 15:11

Hopefully the AIs recognize my incredible abilities in areas that I haven't even dreamed of and they put me in charge of a space fleet with a fully customizable sexbot harem

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 16:43

I am dissolving.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 16:53

>>450
infinity wars

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 16:56

>>451
No, just dissociation.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 16:59

>>452
Is it anxiety-induced dissociation?

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 17:18

>>425
That was only a year ago!

And I'm not trying to restart anything, but haven't you heard of Usenet? It was basically entirely echo chambers.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 17:44

>>454
Were you even around for Usenet? It's either before your time, or you're a dinosaur.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 17:52

>>455
Odd question. It's still going strong, in the forms of Google Groups and NZB.
Plus, The Eternal September started on Usenet, and it's still September, 1993.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 17:58

>>441,442
Imagine being such a dumbass fucking American teenbro that you:

a)dump a completely irrelevant barely coherent script of prefab talking points bullet-for-bullet after seeing the word "jews" and "leftist" in the same post with zero regard for context;
b)are completely incapable of considering things outside the lens of American politics and think useless labels like "Democrat" have any meaning outside America.

But I'm so sure your alt right /pol/ boogeyman is super concerned about workers' liberation and international class consciousness, you dumb illiterate motherfucker. Words have actual meanings, they don't just mean "people I don't like."

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:03

Although in this case "alt-right" literally has no meaning because it was coined to begin with to mean "people I don't like who also watch anime" or some shit.

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:12

>>457
You are still attempting to justify the fact that someone (you?) used blatantly antisemitic dog whistling. ((())) is antisemitic, there's no getting around it. You seem upset when people call you out on your shit.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:20

The whole parenthesis bullshit was ironically amplified by idiot reporters, the same idiot reporters who take selfies with richard spencer because they "believe in balance and courtesy" and ignore palestines being murdered by the dozen because who cares. It was a signifier limited to a small clique of pseudo-vanguard internet cryptofascists which have fallen from grace ever since trump distanced himself from "sloppy steve"[sic] and were eventually brought back to their rightful place as internet losers drawing pictures of fat frogs on paint.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:25

No one cares, kike lover

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:40

>>459 I'm not justifying anything, you're just such a low IQ corn(syrup)-fed American teenbro that you still think someone who literally says "the Jews are an enemy of the international workers" is 'alt-right'. Like, do Americans think actual anarchists are right wing now? I guess you're too used to the tribalistic circus show of labels of American politics and if I don't spell out my closest -ism in giant flashing fucking neon letters then you won't understand.

It's not anti-semitic to make the objectively true observation that Jews hold a disproportionate amount of wealth and power compared to their global population size, neither is it anti-semitic to be against Israeli settler colonization. In fact I'd say that's pro-semitic, since Palestinian Arabs are semites too and Israel literally locks them in concentration camps and blockades them to prevent any kind of food or aid or medicine from reaching them. I really don't care if you were triggered by punctuation marks, or about whatever buzzword you just learned on neoliberal twitter this morning.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:46

hey, russia is dying and it's likely a civil war starting in ukraine, what else can you hope for, my nazi friend?
As for me I am very much pleased that dirty ruskies are dying :3

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:47

dirty slav pig

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:53

Dmitry we will enjoy fucking your slav princess together with my friend Alex :D

They will do everything for a visa

and then she will be my home servant :D

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 18:55

>>459 I was also going to say, "What? Where's he attempting to justify anything? Where did you pull that from" until I read >>462

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 19:06

Dmitry it is for you
steambuy.com

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 19:17

Why are you two so abrasive?
leave that stuff for twitter and facebook,
and take it easy while you're here. This should be a nice place

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 19:55

The nazi shit in this thread is unbelievable. I know you wouldn't dare say this shit in real life. You hide on the internet to preach your antisemitism and pretend that it's okay.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 20:47

We are simple
You are simple
Life is simple too

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 21:57

Piss is simple
Shit is simple
I'm gonna take a poo

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 22:53

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 GAS THE KIKES! GAS THE KIKES!
 ⊂彡

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 22:54

pop a pimple
pop a pimpe
/dqn/ is a zoo

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 01:49

I spent half an hour trying to help my baby boomer relative turn their laptop on and type their password in so they could log in, but every single time I gave a simple instruction they managed to mess it up. By the end, they didn't manage to do it. They just gave up and got mad at me. As if I'm to blame for their tech-illiteracy.

Things like "press the power button" and "type your password" and "is the computer turned on already?" and "what's on the screen?" are apparently rocket science to old people. I'm not even kidding. That's what I was trying to help him do, and he COULD NOT DO IT. I explained things many different ways, but he just couldn't figure it out. And he blamed ME.

This is a dude with a master's degree from a prestigious university and he can't even fucking press a power button without great difficulty. Typing a password is also apparently frustrating and difficult for him.

Holy fucking shit. Like, he's not a complete moron in all aspects of life. He's a fucking genius in some areas related to his job, but why is he so bad with technology?

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 01:49

I was giving the help over the phone, by the way. Not in person.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 01:53

ONANIE is my Life

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 08:44

ΕΛΠΙΣ

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 09:00

welcome to the OWN ZONE kid, population: you

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 09:45

>>453
No, dysphoria induced. I wasn't aware anxiety even could induce dissociation.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 14:39

Johnny 2 dicks is at it again.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 15:49

>>479
What kind of dysphoria? I have experienced dysphoria before. But when I googled it, the top results are all for gender dysphoria, which is not what I had.

Anxiety and/or panic can indeed induce dissociation.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 17:01

>>481
Yeah, gender dysphoria. It's pretty awful, I wouldn't recommend it.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 17:15

>>468 It should be a nice place, but it's actually a bloody place. I've gotten used to the tense atmosphere, and it's quite a thrill knowing that two guys in the current thought thread could start a spirited debate at any moment... women and children better steer clear!

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 17:58

>>482
I didn't know dysphoria induced dissociation.

I've gotten anxiety induced dissociation. NOT fun, I could easily have killed myself.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 18:00

>>474
As you get older, it gets more difficult to learn new things. It can be frustrating. And whatever age you are, it's easy to vent frustration on anything, even someone or something that is not the cause of your frustration.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 18:33

>>485 If I ever get so old that I can't "learn" how to read some text off a box on a screen and tell someone what it says then fucking take me out behind the shed and shoot me. This is far, far beyond normal "technological incompetence" this is either willful ignorance or actual brain disease.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 18:39

People have been taught how to fucken land planes over the phone and you telling me this nigga couldnt even figure out how to press the power button on his laptop?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 18:56

Obviously I have no idea what actually happened, which is why I'm giving the guy the benefit of the doubt. There's clearly no need for you to be such an arse about it.

Think about it though, I'm not just learning how to turn my laptop on and read out the contents of a text box. I'm learning the whole interface of a laptop computer, potentially a completely alien concept and setting, trying to get myself to remember all this stuff, trying to figure out and internalize the connections between all of the inputs and outputs of this machine, and thinking about the actual impending task I have to do once I've figured out how to unlock the damn thing, probably on some sort of deadline. All while being hyper-aware of this person younger than me becoming increasingly irritated that I'm not able to carry out this task that they think a chimp could do.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 19:26

>>487
He spent a lot of the time panicking and getting confused and also making defense comments (trying to justify why he couldn't do it, or trying to blame the computer instead of his incompetence). He seemed partly embarrassed or something that he didn't know how to follow my directions so I think he was channeling his brain power into coming up with excuses why he couldn't do it instead of concentrating on the task at hand.

I think he suffers from an "expert" mindset. He is so old and has had a lot of job experience where people see him as a well-educated person, so he has convinced himself that he doesn't need to learn new things, and it can make someone feel vulnerable or dumb to admit that there's something they don't know how to do well, especially if they consider themselves to be really good in other aspects of their lives. So when he had to admit that he didn't understand very basic computer concepts, I think he was less interested in learning it and instead getting more emotional and concentrating on the debate and "face" aspect of the conversation.

I could be wrong though.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 19:29

Empathy helps all

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 19:48

Entropy kills all

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 19:49

>>483
Should be a nice place? What is this, a tumblr safe space?

It's better to have your views challenged instead of getting soft by being in a bubble with people who don't encourage you to think critically.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 19:49

If you never debate your beliefs, you'll get bad at defending them.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 19:52

>>484
Gender dysphoria and dissociative disorders, particularly depersonalisation, are often comorbid.
https://genderanalysis.net/depersonalization/

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 20:05

first world problems

there are people who are starving, don't have access to clean water, live in totalitarian regimes, leave in fear of violence, etc and here you are, with electricity and a phone or computer, probably have your other shit together, in a safe first world country, talking about gender dysphoria and depression and shit

first

world

problems

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 21:12

>>489
This has been precisely my experience with tech-supporting people that age, emotionally speaking (I live in one of them "elite bubbles"). Get into their tiny arena and despite waning learning capacity they are basically grand fucking master of the universe and 99 times out of 100 you should take their word for it. Get out of that space and you're the FBI talking down a lone gunman with 20 hostages and no discernible motivation, you might win but it's gonna take time and skills.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 21:24

>>495
First world problems
You don’t have to fear for your life from the Khmer Rouge every night and only have to think about getting a job so you don’t end up on food stamps
Obviously you should be more grateful.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9039 21:55

>>497
everything should be free
free college
free healthcare
free weed
free housing
free smartphones
universal basic income
pander to my every whim
me, me, me
uhhh don't try to mansplain economics to me, I think I know a thing or two
I follow a couple antifa and DSA accounts on twitter so I'm practically an economist at this point
pay for everything in my life
bernie sanders should have won
i love antifa
why won't you think about ME?
how dare other people spend their hard-earned money on THEMSELVES
fund my life or you're a racist
don't you know how hard it is to live in the richest country in the world??????
i'm extremely oppressed
stop triggering me
i can't handle having my views challenged

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 00:47

Automatization is just over the horizon. We should be expecting fully automated luxury communism in 5 decades instead of worrying whether my children will get their brains fried from within because of a super heat stroke provoked by global warming or devoured by mechanized death spiders built by some libertarian quasi-dictator.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 00:50

>>489
To my experience, there's also a paralyzing fear of screwing up and rendering your computer useless or your data erased. That's what I notice when I explain stuff to my dad. He needs to be 100% sure that nothing bad will happen if he were to press the stupid button.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:11

>>500
backups and restore points (or images/netBIOS booting)

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:12

>>499
I think you mean automation. Stay in school, homie.

> fully automated luxury communism

Yikes. Go away.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:19

>>500 yeah, pressing the power button is going to make your computer useless

i refuse to believe an actual human being has made it through 65+ years of life with such a retarded viewpoint without anyone slapping the fucking shit out of them

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:22

most of what people call "tech literacy" is actually just normal literacy. as in, being able to read what's on the fucking screen and press the corresponding button.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:23

god i hate being tech support for all my brainless boomer relatives with an IQ the same as their age

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:23

Either that's just a pasta or he actually wrote all of that and I'm not quite sure which is worse.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:27

>>502

> Yikes

Yikes

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 01:29

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 02:14

mfw someone boomboxes infowars in team chat

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 02:22

>>503
Some people really are like that. It's not always a case of being people stupid, just scared of trying something new and messing it up somehow.
>>504
There are plenty of people who close an error message before reading it. Quite often, you can just google the error message to find instructions on how to fix it. But most people don't even do that.
They have a family "tech guy" who is "good with computers" so they let that person do it instead.
>>505
Same. Sometimes, it's weird that they almost seem to take pride in not knowing computer stuff. Like they're too good to know how to use it. Because tech knowledge is for losers, apparently.
>>508
Why double down when instead you can admit that it's awkward to use that word in that context?
Automation is a widely-used word. Automatization is not.
That reminds me of people who write "defiantly" instead of "definitely." Sure, "defiantly" really is a word. But I don't think it's the word you meant to write.
Just look at the difference in popularity between the two words:
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=automatization,automation
Not everything is an insult or attack. It's okay to admit when someone else's correction is right. But I think people have a knee-jerk reaction of defending something no matter what. But that's not how you grow as a person.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 02:45

Except it's not a case of using a literally incorrect word, but of using a less-common but still correct synonym. Like writing 呑む instead of 飲む.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 02:51

>>510

> Automation is a widely-used word. Automatization is not.

So? Neither is incorrect, whereas defiantly is blatantly incorrect and does mean something completely different from what was intended to convey on any dictionary. You're splitting hairs here, yikes man. Note that is is not intended as an insult or an attack. I'm just pointing out that your suggestion, while not without merit, is pointless and not needed, and also completely tangential, while we are at it.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:00

>>512
My dude, automation is a very commonly used word. Automatization is not.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:10

>>513 "imbibe" is less common than "drink", doesn't mean it's incorrect as long as the thing you're referring to is the act of consuming a fluid.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:18

>>514
Super awkward neckbeardy way of saying it though.

Guess what? Language changes over time. Just like how new words are added, old words are abandoned.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:35

>>515 your first mistake was allowing the opinions of 4000 word vocabulary dipshits to stifle your range of expression.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:38

>Stay in school, homie.
>Yikes. Go away.
>Not everything is an insult or attack.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:46

>>516
tips fedora

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 03:48

Is there a dqn slack or discord or something?

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 04:00

Fully automatized gay space communism

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 04:10

>>519
There’s a DQN irc, #dqn on rizon, but not one of those inferior non-elitist web based chats used by teenbros, that would be gross.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 04:11

fully autisticatized parent-disappointing genetic dead end flawed economic system that has been proven to not work time and time again and literally millions of people have died as a result of it

but hey, those weren't REAL examples of communism

this time will be TOTALLY different, guys

capitalism is bad!!!!

-sent from my iPhone at Starbucks

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 04:18

You know what's funny about liberals? They blame Russia for everything and imply that Russians are evil and America is great. But at the same time, Russia is communist, whereas America is capitalist. Yet American liberals say communism is great.

If you like communism so much, live in Russia. But wait, that would go against your "everything is Russia's fault" narrative.

Maybe communism would be good for obese Americans. After all, communism is the most efficient way to lose weight. The only problem is... you just keep losing it until you die. You either die of starvation or get gulag'd or disappeared for being anti-communist. That is the endgame for communist regimes.

Morons who don't study history think communism means everyone will live in an egalitarian utopia. Historically, that has never been the case. It's also the communist party that's elite, rich, and powerful, while everyone else is poor as fuck. That's not any better than our current economic issues. In fact, it's even worse.

You need to come up with realistic plans instead of idealized bullshit that will never work in reality. Communism doesn't work. Just because capitalism is flawed doesn't mean communism is the answer. That's a stupid thing to say. Mao, Pol Pot, Lenin, Stalin -- extreme death tolls under actual communism.

Venezuela is socialist. And just look at how well they're doing. You know another socialist party? Germany's National Socialist party (aka Nazis). Guess what? It didn't work economically (not to mention the other issues).

Socialism doesn't work. Communism doesn't work. Capitalism doesn't work. We need to think outside the box.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 04:36

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 04:55

>>521
How would I go about joining that? It keeps saying I can't join because I need an invite or something.

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9040 06:21

God damn

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 06:27

Indeed.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 06:46

VATS is not the equivalent of aimed shots from the isometric games. The equivalent of aimed shots is, aiming at something(eg an enemy's leg) and shooting it. More importantly every single character in the game could do that, VATS is special player character magic. It's a tacit admission by Bethesda of "we couldn't make a combat system that wasn't kind of clunky and tedious and shitty so here's a button that does the combat automatically for you every so often"

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 07:29

Fag on the moon...

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 07:33

>>522
>>523
Oh shit, Francis E. Dec has come to tell us all about real communism.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 07:43

Hey >>492, uh, haha, hey, maybe you should... stick to today's special ( ˃ ヮ˂)

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 10:54

>>529
How did it get there?

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 14:54

The Old Homo Space Program

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 17:33

>>515 Language is a beautiful fascinating thing, but it's sad when it's stifled by that kind of mindset. I guess sometimes some people maybe try too hard to sound smart, and that can be a bit annoying, but not as annoying as when someone thinks that's the only reason people use a wider vocabulary. Not as annoying as using "neckbeardy" as an adjective, that made my skin crawl!

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 17:41

It's cool that language is an ever-evolving entity, but semantic drift caused by a large amount of dunderheads misusing words is a personal peeve. It's always been stupid when someone uses the word "literally" just as emphasis or exaggeration rather than its true meaning, but I read they recently added this alternate sense of the word to the dictionary! Don't worry, I'll get over it.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 18:05

There is actually such a thing as overpreparing. Thought you should keep that in mind.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 18:30

No, I don't want a "safe space", I want to be able to have this kind of discussion without the other guy being condescending, abrasive, or generally cunty. Unpleasant or uncomfortable topics are fine, but unpleasant people can fuck off and suck a thousand dicks.

>>535
I feel this dilemma on a weekly basis. Take comfort in that this is a constant process, and people now long dead would have recoiled at our butchery of the English language that we now see as correct.

But seriously, three dozen posts over a single word?

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 18:51

Same here, I like to put myself in situations which challenge me and I like to hear all sides of the story, but there's no need to be an arsehole about it. Life's too short... I don't think the denizens of this board are "in a bubble" either

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 18:52

jew jew tv

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 19:26

>when someone uses the word "literally" just as emphasis or exaggeration rather than its true meaning

This is not a new "problem", you know that the words 'really' and 'very' used to mean the same thing as 'literally', right?

>I read they recently added this alternate sense of the word to the dictionary!

I guess if you consider the 1760s "recent" then maybe?

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 19:30

>>522,523
ttps://my.mixtape.moe/lhpydx.jpg

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 20:36

>>540 Nice googling old boy, but take another second to read before you post next time. I never said it was a problem, I said it was a peeve. It was apparently 2013 they updated the definition, so not quite as recent as I thought - but the point I was making was that because a word gained enough widespread misuse amongst the dim majority, they just updated the definition to compensate, lowered the bar if you will. Like I said, I love how language is always evolving, it's sad that the driving force in this case is common ignorance, that's all.

Another example, when my friend says "I made the ultimate sandwich yesterday", I know he means he made an amazing sandwich, maybe one of the greatest, but in my head I still always think "I bet he's gonna make another sandwich pretty soon."

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 20:37

Or "meme" used interchangeably with "image macro", but we've been over that before.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 20:45

I like it when people complain about the "improper" use of singular "they". Like, cool, I've found someone who remembers when it wasn't the case. They must be at least 400 years old!

> Nice googling old boy, but take another second to read before you post next time.

This is what I mean when I say this should be a nice place, but there are certainly more egregious examples. There's just no need to be so confrontational, defensive and insulting.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 21:52

>>534
So you're arguing in favor of using different words, but chastising me for using different words. Really makes you think.
>>535
Yeah, I hate that too. But that's an entirely separate issue from pseudointellectuals looking up archaic language in thesauruses in an attempt to sound smart.
>>537

>the other guy

I hate to break it to you, but there are many posters on this site. Not just you and me.

>condescending, abrasive, or generally cunty
>fuck off and suck a thousand dicks

Yes, it's other people who are the problem. Hmmm...
>>540
Is this reall worth arguing about?
>>541
ebin :-DDDDDDDDDDD

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 21:53

really*

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 21:59

> I hate to break it to you, but there are many posters on this site. Not just you and me.

It's generally pretty easy to tell when you're just having a one-on-one with a single person.

> Yes, it's other people who are the problem. Hmmm...

That was the joke

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9040 22:39

Someone kill this guy

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 22:43

vomits in your ass

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 23:11

I thought I was entertained at one point, but I wonder if I really was.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 23:12

I miss how DQN was back in the 6000s...

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 23:57

オマエモナー

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 02:57

I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I was born in the 1300s.

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2039!

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 03:35

xXKawaiiNekoXx's forum signature shop [56k warning]

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 04:41

hewwo
uwu

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 06:29

EU creating a link tax law and forcing an upload filter law this month.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 09:22

Yeah it's shit.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 17:41

Endless suffering.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 17:56

early 2000s tech had a comfy aesthetic

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 22:35

I can't believe I'm still alive.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 22:52

Please hold this giant L

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 23:16

i needs moneys

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9042 00:17

How is this guy still running around? It's been 2 days.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 03:38

Good night, fellow dokyuns

Sleep tight

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 07:29

its not that i mind cute girls doing cute things but at least change the setting, im tired of school

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 08:05

>>563
We've got to kill him

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 09:50

I never really cheated on a test in school, but it was really hard not to see other people's answers. I always told myself it was just to see if I'm going too fast or slow. But I couldn't keep my eyes from wandering and was permanently worried I'd get caught, dammit!

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 10:07

Mexican tuba music sounds awesome, unless it's a disparaging term for general brass music of Mexican origin. Either way I'm about to find out...

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 11:25

My fuckin' mower drive belt broke and now my lawn looks like skrillex

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 13:28

>>565
An anime about a cute office intern?

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 16:17

I feel like some people in software development pretend to have imposter syndrome so as to sound more humble and smart than they actually are. It's something along the lines of ``if I say I think I'm dumb and unskilled, maybe people will think I'm really intelligent'' or some shit like that.

572 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9042 17:52

Rabbit's high on pain meds.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 18:13

>>571
I want to have imposter syndrome, because then it means I'm learning instead of having to repeat myself to half of my colleagues several dozen every day. But then I'd have to find a different job, and there's no way of knowing if I'm going to be the dumbest guy in the room until I've been there a while.

Anyway what you said couldn't be more true for artists -- "oh i'm so bad at drawing" is just compliment-bait 99% of the time.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 18:42

Nobody can give me what I need.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 18:49

>>574
You need to take care of yourself.
Make things happen in your life.
Don’t wait for life to happen to you.
No one is going to come into your life and make what you want come true.
You are your own biggest advocate.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 22:07

watakushi no mae ni wa~

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 22:36

Writing Japanese sentences in roumaji deserves punishment.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 22:45

>>577
kawaii desu uguu
shou ga nai
wakarimasen
wakaranai
watashi wa weeb desu
sou nan desu ka?
hai
kuso!!!!
bish XD
^_____^
glomps
on that 2004 deviantart-user-who-just-discovered-manga-at-borders-bookstore aesthetic

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 06:00

These are not English words!!!!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 11:20

I have a friend to go to the gym with now. We lift weights a few times per week. :^)

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 13:58

>>578
2004, so old it's in the future

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 14:27

going directly from "hey this jap-shit is actually kinda interesting" to reading raws with no >>578 in between

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 15:09

I bought a venti coffee, took two sips and threw the rest directly into the recycling bin. Not as gratifying as expected. You think you'd get something almost sexual out of this act, considering how dedicated people are to doing it.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 16:59

wow this thread is going fast, people must be having lots of thoughts

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:15

You can't recycle milk!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:31

>>581
hahaha it's actually 1993 wow this joke is THE HEIGHT OF HUMOR LMAO HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 1993 HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS JOKE IS TOTALLY NOT PLAYED OUT AND IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY XDDDDDD ETERNAL SEPTEMBER IT SURE IS SUMMER XDDDDDDDD EPIC FOR THE WIN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

if you don't think extremely old and unfunny jokes that are repeated ad infinitum, THEN THAT MEANS YOU'RE NEW! BACK TO SAOVQ! XDDDDDDDDD

I sure love stagnating and reminiscing on "the good old days" while choosing to never move on or grow as a person

living in the past is DQN quality!

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:33

are you ok

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:33

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:38

get better soon ok

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:43

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:54

isn't that the guy who cried racism when people didn't like his posts

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:57

>>591
When people used overtly racist shit like ((())) and racial slurs, yes, I called people out on that. What kind of a basement-dwelling neckbeard pretends that racial slurs and antisemitic shit like ((())) isn't racist?

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 18:59

lao wai go home!

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 19:11

Why do they call it "gas" when it's a liquid.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 19:17

isn't that the bipolar iOS developer

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 19:29

>>592
You know, I've got a feeling it's not calling out racist shit that has been causing that.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 19:48

I've finally accepted that I can't do a unified theory of syntax and code, where syntax is just code applied to the remainder of the program. There's just no nice way of distinguishing a macro from a function, or figuring out what exactly a macro applies to. At least not with how much/little I've fleshed the thing out.
So I'm going to kick-ass-ify the interpreter and make it super flexible, so you can metaprogram how you want.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 20:40

>>597
Meaningless buzzwords

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 20:45

BRAAAAAAAAAP

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 20:55

>>598
Elaborate or get out

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 20:56

Imagine being that miserable

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 21:01

Nah

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 21:30

>>584
I can't stop the thoughts
help?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 21:33

>>597
????
u mean homoiconic?
it's lisp. you want lisp.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 21:36

>>601
Cool projection, homie

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 21:45

>>594
short for "gasoline"

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 22:12

I think TeX might actually be closer to what is wanted than Lisp.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 22:25

I came for the *DQN QUALITY* tunes and stayed for the *DQN QUALITY* banter! I have an interest in net culture!

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 23:27

>>608
do you have an interest in bumsex?

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 01:22

Cute girl, I didn't mean to make you mad! I offer a prayer, let's stay in cute girl love!

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 01:46

im gay something awful dot com do not @ me send tweet

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 02:08

Shuaib Aslam, Shuaib Aslam
Once was here, but now he’s gone
Livestreamed his suicide for all to see
He’s now the butt of jokes on /r9k/ and /b/
Pointed a shotgun to his head
Pulled the trigger and now he’s dead
Seeing your brain chunks hit the walls made me yelp
There were probably warning signs and I wonder how many calls for help
You made
You should have stayed
Why’d you do it? Why’d you have to go?
When your mom walked in and screamed an anguished “no”
It really wrenched my heart
People think it’s performance art
But it’s just sad
You were the only close online friend I ever had

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 02:28

Poor miserable anon

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 03:45

>>607
Postscript into troff is more likely.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 04:14

I don't actually know him or know anything about him, I just felt like writing a sad poem

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 05:22

Good night dqn

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 07:17

>>609 Meh, it's okay. Every time I put my willy in a girl's bum, I think "It's quite tight, but also that's where her poop comes from". Two girls asked me to fuck their arsehole, the third one was shy and kept saying it in French and I didn't know what she meant. Finally I was like "Ohh right! Why can't you just say 'fuck me up the arse' like a normal girl?"

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 07:49

>>617
Fuck me up the arse like a normal girl!

(I am not a normal girl).

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 12:14

Amazon (((Echo)))

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 14:40

Why do people want to forget that they are mortal?

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 15:20

please don't confuse pop culture with reality. Do not try to escape from it.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 17:44

>>619
Um excuse me. Are you being anti-Semitic???

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 17:55

>>622
Are you being accusatory?

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 18:04

Did you see Sunn O))) just released their first ever demo tape, recorded in the 90s on a shitty boombox, and there's enough demand that they pressed it on heavyweight vinyl and you can buy the deluxe edition?

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 18:07

>>604
Nope, that's unified code and data. I wanted to use the same syntax to define a macro and a function (so no defmacro/define-synax, just define), and in the eval phase be able to use syntax functions as if they were normal functions.
Plus I'm writing a stack-based language without GC.

I figured it out though, but you and >>598 are more interested in trying to make yourselves sound clever, so I'll spare you the details.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 19:27

「「「」」」

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 20:29

liberal btfo

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 20:46

this is a no-lib zone
conservatives only
keep on posting (((this))) to own the libs epic style

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 21:05

(((nested lists)))

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 21:10

I hope miserable anon gets his life figured out

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9044 21:17

>>630
speak for yourself, buddy

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 02:56

If Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself, what would he be tweeting about today?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 03:49

Dokyun superstar
Wanna succeed, but I won't go far
It's summa
And I wanna...

Snort cocaine with Kurt Cobain
Tryna make friends but I'm going insane
Gettin' paranoid
Call of the void
Losing my shit, wanna blow out my brains

Ayy

Met a new bitch and she's hot as fuck
Take her for a ride in my rusty-ass truck
Wanna defile her
Show her my compiler
While she leans over and gives me the succ

Wrote it myself for an undergrad class
She can't code for shit but she got a nice ass
But realistically though
She's ain't into me, yo
But my feelings will eventually pass

Consumerism is gross, makes me feel unclean
Just another cog in this dying machine
Moral decay
In the US of A
Distract myself wit yet another gay meme

Disaffected youth falling for nihilism
Unwashed masses preferring hedonism
Want to be an ascetic
It's a dank aesthetic
Returning to traditionalism

If society is "progressing" then why are we all sad?
Our modern dystopia is obviously fucking bad
Don't even lie to me
I know you got anxiety
Stop being apathetic -- we need to get mad!

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 06:53

>>632 I can't oicture anything but banal retweets of "call your local opiate abuse hotline now, together we CAN overcome addiction" tier stuff from some 3 letter government agencies interspersed with random light jabs at <controversial politician of the week>. Imagine reading a sequel to Catcher in the Rye except it's just Holden 20 years later as bachelor in his late 30s working a mid-level office job. Or reading Kerouac but it's about the importance of routine and having a steady income while paying down a mortgage.

Seeing fiery, bullheaded youths, or icons of teenage nihilistic rebellion live long enough to become responsible adults is sad as fuck. You either die an Alexander or you live long enough to become a dad.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 06:57

#УКРАИНА
#ЭСКОРТ

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 08:24

love for Estonia and never ending butthurt pain for the miserable ruskie shit

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 09:56

My butt hurts from sitting down for too long.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 10:24

Russians want to invade baltics again, doing massive purges.
Like they already did it with Ukraine. After the baltics their next target will be Finland.

but thanks god for NATO

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 12:58

bromie

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 13:41

hey fam does this app support emoji 😜🤓😏😖😤😡😼👅💦🍆☠️

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 16:06

Who did this???:cry: :handsign: :handsign: :understrike100:

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 16:46

>>641
Did you mean: Who did this??? 😂👌👌💯

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 16:47

On all levels except physical, I am Gondola.

[observes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gt4w0zSUuQ

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:04

can't stop puking

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:37

It's sad most personal websites are just advertisements these days. I remember when people talked at length about their hobbies and whatever interested them.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:46

>>645
A personal website is basically just proof that someone knows about HTML/CSS/whatever. Actual social stuff is on social media. But public web presence is less about fun stuff and more about self-promotion for career goals now. The internet is growing up.

No more geocities anime shrines. More resumes and shit.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:48

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648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 18:12

>>644
Can't... or WON't?!

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 18:25

American’t

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 18:34

The Narcissistic City

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 19:13

I hope miserable anon finds some sort of emotional support within his family and/or community.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 19:16

Cross-posting passive-aggression is a classic means of catharsis

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 19:20

>>651
I'm not miserable, I'm just disappointed in you

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 21:55

it doesn't really matter how long you've been "on the textboards" when your most visible posts scream "fresh transplant"

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 21:56

I'm a superPhREAK...SuPERPHReak 'm SUPERPHREAKY

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 21:57

>>654
Is this really a hill you're prepared to die on?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 22:30

Fuck Drumpf!
Russian puppet
Orange sack of shit
White supremacist
Privileged asshole
Calls anything he doesn’t like “fake news”
Stupid tupee
Fat bastard
Tiny hands
Tweets bullshit
Unintelligent
Uneducated
Racist
Homophobic
Transphobic
Misogynist
Only cares about rednecks and the 1%
Faked votes
Hillary should have won, in terms of votes, though really Bernie would have been our best bet
No morals
Making America worse
Colluding with North Korea as well as Russia
Destroying international relations
Hates poor people
Hates refugees and immigrants
Sexual abuser with many victims coming forward
Pee tape
Stormy Daniels
Sending the economy down the toilet
No experience with politics
Married a trophy wife mail order bride from Russia
Bad father
It’s 2018, he should know how to do some research online to figure out what he should really be doing to help Americans
Stupid hat
Lowest approval rating in history
Doesn’t care about Syria
Uses racist dogwhistles
Won’t stop school shootings (all he has to do is increase gun control)
Wants to pollute the atmosphere with coal to increase profits
Too stupid to understand global warming
Spends all his time golfing instead of being president
Deports Americans and separates families
Anti-Semitic
Wants to waste money on a stupid wall
Likes idiots like Kanye West
Drinks tons of Diet Coke
Has dentures because his teeth fell out
Censors people illegally on twitter
Wants to deny healthcare to Americans
Only does what is in the best interests of corporations, not the people
Calls decent countries “shitholes” because they are not white
He has ties to the KKK
Won’t show his tax returns
Lies about his net worth
Never earned money legitimately ― the rich get richer
Criminal record
Doesn’t care about police brutality
Opposed to UBI
Doesn’t support women’s rights
Ignores history
Hates Peurto Rico
If you voted for him, fuck you

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 22:53

Don't you have a car to fix...

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 22:57

It hurts to live.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 22:58

A lot of that stuff is pretty wide of the mark...

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:00

>>658
It was an analogy, doofus.
>>660
Prove it.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:00

Why try and change other people? What a fruitcake (゚听)

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:04

>>662
What’s that supposed to mean? It means you have no counterpoint to my perfectly valid points about Trump.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:12

I don't think it's much like diet 4chan at all, for one thing. Even amongst textboards it's always had a different kinda vibe, to me at least.

>Weird how there are SJWs who used to contribute to DQN electronics Ann’s yet there are also racist stories here too

That's a funny one too, as if the presence of one rules out the other. I agree a bit in that I was disappointed by the racist arguing recently, that was pretty new. And I guess I was proved right that it kinda let the side down, since someone got an impression of the whole site from those exchanges, but then that's also dumb to assume one anonymous poster speaks for a whole board.
A lot of those memes aren't really relevant to this place either, as mentioned by SWIM.
I am entertained though, it is a fresh kind of entertainment I guess, well done ┐('〜`;)┌

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:14

>>663 Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about Trump, he has nothing to do with my life. That whole American situation is comical to me, both that he even gained power and how butthurt everyone was about it

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:23

>>665
Trump affects you too even if you’re not American, sweetie. There’s this thing called international relations. It’s 2018, countries interact with one another now.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:29

>>666 Nah, not as much as you think.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:31

>>667
Willful ignorance on your part.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:49

>>668 I know the USA is a part of the world and is a part of the global network just like anywhere else, but it makes no real difference to my day-to-day life who's in charge or who they're picking fights with next. It's wilful ignorance in the same way that it's wilful ignorance when I don't read the allergy information before I eat a bar of chocolate, or "wilfully" not knowing what happened in the latest episode of some TV show. But please, tell me more about it dear 668-kun! I get a titter out of Americans thinking the world would end without them.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:49

I hope he doesn't harm himself. Don't worry miserable anon, keep on developing for iOS and keep your chin up!

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:56

>>669
What country do you live in?

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 23:59

>>670
Why would I harm myself? Your posts make no sense.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 01:29

If you got a DNA test, would you share the results on Facebook?

I am mixed race but “white passing” so I wonder how my friends will react. I haven’t even gotten the test yet but I wonder if it would cause problems for me.

It’s not a topic I bring up much with my friends.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 01:50

Oh I get it, he's only pretending to be miserable!

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 01:57

>>673 no, but because I don't really need facebook having my entire genetic sequence on file, not because I care about being "white" or not.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 02:09

>>675
Sharing to Facebook doesn't mean they know your entire genetic sequence. It would just be a screenshot that shows percentages and racial background.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 02:09

>>674
I'm not miserable. Why are you trying to force this meme?

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 02:37

dude beer lmao

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 03:48

>>678
With every death comes honor. With honor--SAKE!

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 03:48

The shitposters are out in full force.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 04:51

anyone you don't like is a shitposter

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 05:02

anyone who shitposts, i dislike

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 05:18

the expendables is a bad and not good film series

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 05:46

Oh downthemall, what would I do without you?

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 05:52

>>684
use wget or curl, probably

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 07:34

>>677 Mayyyybe he's not talking about you, but the poor dokyun struggling with depression that sometimes posts sad things? There's more than 2 people here

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 07:34

>There's more than 2 people here

Or is there?

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 08:05

>>686
The fact that he thinks it's about him is all but proof he's miserable.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 08:56

witch-hunts are a fools errand

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 16:05

There are only three posters here: you, me, and the Sussman.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 16:09

So which posts are the miserable poster then? The quote function exists for a reason.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 16:12

In addition, to the usual entirely full paper cups of coffee in the recycle bin, there was half a hamburger today. I still like to think that people get off on this sexually. It's the most reasonable explanation.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 16:15

>>692
I can haz hamburger?

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 16:17

I think the "miserable poster" poster is talking about the "this board is shit and you are all stale and I will heal it through unknown means" guy

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 16:20

>>694
What’s miserable about trying to encourage positive change?

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 17:24

>>695 It's like Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door, who are also trying to encourage positive change. As our Lord Christ said when he was up on the cross, "Worry about yo damn self!"

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 17:27

It's funny because it's very obviously only a surface-level understanding of the place as well, so attempts at spearheading any "improvement" are misguided from the start

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 18:24

>>697
Why so defensive?

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 18:45

>>698 What's defensive? I said it was funny

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 18:47

>>695,698
It's not so much the goal, it's its execution and motivation. You have to lead by example in this kind of endeavor.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 19:20

>>699
even that reply sounds defensive lol

702 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9046 19:52

Misery loves company.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 20:27

A small egg becomes a larger egg by way of inflation.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 21:10

I don't want to live in pain.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 23:25

Crushing despair.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 23:58

分かってんな?高2位の不良男子の気取りして心を無にしてなんも考えなっつつ投稿しれ!ここはDQNだよドーキューン。白人特権なんぞは俺らヤンキーどもにカンケーネーよこのアホタレが!去って死ね! でもまずは去ってからな。オマエの腐ってる死体が嗅ぎたくねえからな。

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 00:42

Is anybody interested in becoming my punching bag tonight?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 00:46

im depressed lads

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 01:40

>>708
I would give you an e-hug but the new FreeBSD Code of Conduct says e-hugs are harassment

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 01:54

The Miserable Superstructure of DQN

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 01:58

The Algorithms and Data Structures of DQN (Discrete Quantization Network)

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 02:00

Birdsong is just birds yelling "HEY WHO WANTS TO FUCK?" all day long.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 02:49

>>712
analog tinder

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 03:20

man FUCK birds

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 05:57

I’m sweating.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 06:03

long post no one cares about
doesn't really fit the snarky/curt/lighthearted nature of the site, but I've been drinking

stopped living in the now and I'm living in the past
wondering how long this shit will last

bad memories and introspection
shitty poetry and catharsis
doesn't always have to rhyme

jumped out the window, but it didn't work
just got hurt
broke bones and went to the hospital
feeling absolutely awful
nobody visited me
profound melancholy

closed that chapter in my life
my loser friend now has a wife
not sure how he pulled that off

look at facebook profiles for a while
waiting for my code to compile
macbook fan sounds like a jet
do I regret this purchase yet?
got no game, only options are old flames
dreary look through the yearbook
remember when I made you shook
not anymore
you turned into a basic whore
and I'm a fucking lame developer
now I'm dead to her
parted ways like parted hair
life doesn't need to be fair
congratulations on graduatin'
mista thug isolation

can't get over existential dread
maybe I'd be better off dead
but I'll keep on truckin' anyway
maybe something good will happen one day
not now, but eventually
you and me

miss my old friends
drop acid with you like back in the day
pretend that everything's like how it used to be
but we can never go back

reading books critical of technology
and they really resonates with me
neoluddism is the way to go
manifest destiny

technology sucks ass
social media was a mistake

bills and taxes
in theory and practice
consumed by nihilism and a lack of purpose
buy more, watch more, do less
is this the endgame of society?
using purchasing habits to define your personality
disgusting
mass media is gross too

buy fancy new shit to replace your old tech
but it can never fill the void in your life
your old shit taking up space in landfills
turning flat lands into trash hills

paying off student loan debt
am I there yet?
do I regret it? I think not
an important experience but it costs a fucking lot

no one will ever care
pie in the sky aspirations that went nowhere
the next bill gates? yeah right
making shitty apps to afford a place to sleep at night

the american dream is dead
but the american nightmare has never been more real

apathy is easy and apathy is cool
but sometimes you gotta open up and stop being a massive tool
can't be stoic 24/7

unfulfilling consumerism and modernity
what the fuck is wrong with me
going through the motions
strange emotions

a remote access trojan with persistence via a BIOS rootkit
animals being born and slaughtered just so we can eat and shit
pollute the planet and have our way with it
"here for a good time, not a long time"
destroying the planet is a serious crime

goldilocks conditions for life are very uncommon
and we're throwing that all away so a few people can get rich
while other people starve or don't have access to healthcare
or they're victims of abuse and no one cares
lack of upward mobility means many can't go anywhere

botnet command and control on GitHub Gist
why the fuck does the universe exist?

a rich dystopia is still a dystopia
moral compasses have all but disappeared
people can't debate anymore -- have you been CURRENT YEAR'd?

hanging out with friends but still feeling alone
too many notifications on this stupid ass phone
if you want good friends, you have to be a good friend
can't think of relationships as just a means to an end

I don't know what I'm doing
do you?

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 07:30

I'm not reading all that

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 10:38

ネトウヨネトサヨどっちも死ね

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 11:10

What the fuck, why do people like me?

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 12:55

cause you're a cute, likeable guy you fucking dumb faggot, hasnt anyone ever told you that before?

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 14:15

>>720
They actually don’t
People merely tolerate you

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 15:18

>>721
She used to.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 15:45

People may like you more than you think

Don't close your heart and you too may find happiness

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 16:01

tfw not a slutty flat chested elf sorceress or some shit idont even know

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:20

>>725
the flippant "or some shit idont even know" at the end made me smirk

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:39

>>716 I liked it, thanks for sharing!

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:40

Qualities of successful memes:
• Brief
• Simple, but not TOO simple, otherwise it won't be able to generate discussion or interest
• Confident
• Can't take itself too seriously
• Usually can't be too high-effort
• Easy to understand, even without context (though having backstory/context can add more depth to it)
• Accidental or natural, not some forced "please make this into a meme" shit
• Easily changeable (variation on a theme) so people can add their own spin to it -- derivatives are just as important as the original
• Easily repeatable
• No watermarks, generally no credit to whoever made it -- separating art from the artist
• Posted at the right time and place -- where it is matters just as much as what it is
• Can be used as a reaction rather than as a standalone piece of media
Repeatability
• Funny
• Sometimes, something is a meme simply because it pops up a lot. You think it's funnier when you see it more often. Other times, a meme is only funny at first, and then ages like milk.
• Generally, memes have a lifespan. Old memes shouldn't be posted, especially by corporate social media accounts, because then gen Z will think they're trying too hard to appeal to kids without actually knowing how to do it ("how do you do, fellow kids?") -- conjures up images of out of touch executives in a board room discussing how to appeal to demographics they don't understand
• Being related to current events can help in the short term, but it will ultimately decrease the overall lifespan/trending time of the meme, once said event is no longer current
• Small file size -- can't be too horribly compressed, but it can't be so big that it's unable to be posted on major social media platforms
• If it's visual, a square-ish aspect ratio helps, since people use landscape and portrait mode on their various devices these days, so tall and skinny or wide and short only look good on certain screens and rotations, but not all
• Can't be too big or high resolution -- people will be viewing it on small phone screens, so text or objects in the image need to be bold and easy to see, even if people save it and recompress it, adding more JPEG compression
• Having a unique name can help, so people will be able to find it on google if they try to look it up, as opposed to something generic like "that one weird image"
• The audience is never wrong. If you make content and people don't like it, don't blame the people who are viewing it. The fault is with you. Either you're posting it in the wrong place, or it just isn't good.
• It's not good if you have to justify it or explain it. It should be easy to understand and easy to like.
• Being very specific to a small niche, or being offensive, mean that there will be the capability for a small group to really enjoy it, but it has to be more general and inoffensive if you want it to reach mass appeal. Of course, this is the same problem with pop music -- in order to please lots of people slightly, you have to be bland, so nobody gets obsessively into it. Breadth vs. depth.
• Timeless qualities help extend the life of a meme. Technology and politics age poorly and quickly, so they are definitely not timeless.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:51

Are there corners of the www where "shoop" is still a term used to refer to image macros, memetic or not?

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:13

>>729
Maybe people who just woke up from a coma or got out of prison, yes.

Imagine having a terrible health issue that left you in a coma for years. You wake up, use your Windows XP laptop to check MySpace, and it looks completely different. None of your friends are online. Where is everyone?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:30

Prison-induced comma

I had 3 beers at work. Hop 13 or whatever it is (Guinness spin-off) tastes like when you let someone else choose for you at a chain pub. Not recommend.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:39

What's it called when you combine terms like this?

Whiskey sour diesel punk

Made up of:
Whiskey sour (mixed drink)
Sour diesel (dude weed lmao)
Diesel punk (dank aesthetic)

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:45

>>732
I remember it as a category of newspaper puzzle, and found this https://whatsthephrase.com/word-mashup/
I don't know if there's a specific name for it, or if everything that publishes that kind of puzzle gives it a name of their own devising.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 19:23

I prefer shoop to calling everything a meme. A meme spreads by people making shoops, riffing on an idea

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 19:53

dank af shoop fam neologisms entering the lexicon it's 2018 wew lad smh tbh 100 emoji hieroglyphics upvoted realtalk #throwbackthursday #selfie #myfirsttweet #postirony do not @ me

class Millennialspeak extends English implements Retardation {
public boolean devolution = true;
public static final int MY_HOPE_FOR_THE_FUTURE = 0;
private string howIFeel = "I'm really fucking sad";
public string getHowIFeel() {
string whatToSay = "I feel great";
return whatToSay;
}
public void setHowIFeel(string howIFeel) {
//nothing will change how I feel
//useless mutator method is useless
}
}

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 19:54

shit I fucked up some of those access modifiers but oh well lol

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 20:02

People have been complaining about the generation younger than them for millenia. Millenials are aged between 18 and 38. Maybe usage of current slang isn't an age thing at all.

captcha: goy

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 20:08

Птица счастья завтрашнего дня Ho-Oh Reddy-Red Rooster

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 21:49

King Crimson did a song called "The World's Your Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum"

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:56

Idea for a roguelike: You eat bad food and for a while afterwards, you have random farts, and monsters that hear or smell the farts come after you.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 00:45

I am naked.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 04:30

I am clothed
>>740
chance to proc +aggro in x radius or some shit? nice

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 04:32

It's called LADS' Night, not Boys' Night. That sounds gay as fuck.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 05:42

ur pp smol uwu

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 05:48

I dig bongs and big dongs.
I take big shits while I shake big tits.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:08

Some “introverts” are just shy extroverts.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:10

I can accept those as just labels but also Myers Briggs is hack bullshit

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:14

>>747
No it’s not. It’s a good way to figure out who to avoid. If someone tells you they are “INTJ” it means you should avoid them.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:28

>>732 on the price is right they call those "before and after"

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:37

or wait, the other one with the wheel
whatever its called

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 07:33

>>748 yeah, you should only make friends with superior INTPs like myself :^)

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 09:45

>>747
Agree; myers-briggs is like star signs. people just use the label as an excuse for their behavior

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 11:12

Please end my suffering.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 12:18

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

LISTEN

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 13:31

new Kosovo

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 14:01

Dead celebrity bin is full again

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 14:49

just have orin take it down to the incinerator and empty it out, we've still gotta make room for john goodman

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 17:00

>>751
INTP: I'm Not That Popular

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 18:55

anime girls smoking weed

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 19:00

I can't live like this much longer.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 19:01

>>760
Why not?
How would you like to live instead?

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 19:53

Why do people say they put gas in their car when it's a liquid,

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 20:26

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 00:15

I'm drunk, what up

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 01:01

Schönheit Gibt's Nur Im Kampf

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 01:03

>>762 Because they are in too much of a hurry to say "gasoline."

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 03:48

I hope to one day wake up and realize that the past 20 years have all just been a bad dream

fuck this degenerate modern dystopia

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 05:46

year of the snitch

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 06:10

社会主義戦士セーラー⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ ブーン

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 06:44

Every single thing I go to look up on netflix they don't have, why do I even bother remembering my mom's password anymore? Their interface is terrible and designed for mindlessly browsing from a couch and just putting something on like "meh that sounds ok I guess", not for actively finding things that interest you.

I wanted to watch the X-Files. Probably one of the top 10 most famous/recognizeable TV series on the entire planet and they don't have it! I just think 90s David Duchovny is super cute ok! He's like an adorable little lion cub that never gives up.

771 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9049 08:13

>>770
They actually used to have all the seasons of X-Files before I canceled my membership. All of Kids in the Hall too.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 13:48

year of the litch

captcha: litch

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:00

>>770
nice blog dipshit

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:05

imagine writing dumb shit that no one cares about

laffo

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:56

immagine posting your current thought, in a current thought thread, lamfo what a fucken idort,

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 19:57

imagine not being able to handle banter

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 19:59

rural wisconsin

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 20:55

internet "celebrities" are garbage

there are so many nobodies with like 500k followers who nobody's ever heard of before but they still think they're hot shit

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 21:09

>>773 thanks, you too

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 21:45

it's time to replay Fallout 2 again

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 21:52

it seems that some die hard geeks are still butthurt about Windows 95

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 22:24

>>770
There's just something that bothers me about the search. For one, that split second when it autocompletes the name fully and I confuse "they have the title I want" with "here's some shit that's 'like' the title I want".

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 23:17

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 23:18

Worst part of taking exlax isn't the random need to squirt shit out for the whole day. It's the tiny, slow dribbling that you don't notice until it both smells and itches.

Hate that so much.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 00:20

>>784
why the fuck does anyone need to take exlax?

my problem is I shit too often

are you seriously telling me there are people out there who can't shit often enough?

wanna trade places?

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 02:19

I'm getting drunk again

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 03:27

I am drunk again

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 05:22

i just want to meet a lot of new people and make new friends

people are great

we are all interconnected

people have really fascinating lives

it's a shame that there are so many people we'll never meet

how are you doing today?

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 12:14

My life is over.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 12:48

i fiddle with my prostate constantly so my ass is like a slip n slide, never constipated in my life you should try it

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:22

Is there something like MAL except with all the social shit and forums stripped out and it's literally just an anime/manga database with a spreadsheet where you can click a + every time you finish an episode/chapter so you can keep track of where you are and what you're watching?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:23

I mean, that's how I always used it anyway, but they recently had some kind of security fuckup and broke all the accounts and want me to reset my password to get access back when I signed up with a throwaway email to begin with.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:31

>>748
If anyone self describes with a Myers Briggs personality type, you punch them in the face as a general rule.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:38

iho🅱️

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 15:53

>>791
An excel spreadsheet

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:02

>>795 so what i'm supposed to host the database on my own machine too or something?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:02

>>796
I mean you wouldn't be the first guy to use a local spreadsheet file as a database.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:39

>>785
I'll be right over.

Seriously, you'll know when you get into your old years.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:42

Kim Jong Un looks as happy as a pig in a slopyard these days.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 17:42

I made a dumb post on 4chan many years ago that ended up becoming a "meme" (as much as I hate that term) but apparently there are a few people who claim to have made it now, and one person has a really weird made-up elaborate backstory about it

what the fuck

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 17:46

>>795-797
relational databases are gay
it's all about document-based databases now my dude

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 18:22

>>800
Well, are you going to share the post with the class or not?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 19:20

A movie where pee and poo are switched so solid* comes out the front and liquid** comes out the back.

  • the solid is brown

** the liquid is yellow

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 20:12

>>796
"host"? it's a file on your computer, you think anyone else is going to want to use your spreadsheet?

mal will be fully back online soon enough, it's the parent company that are doing damage control very badly, but the mods are trying to get it back asap

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 21:03

My soul has exited my body.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 01:09

Your soul has excited my body.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 04:50

normus reedus and the funky fetus

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 05:05

>>804 no? that's what I mean, why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's. I could also just use a .txt file and track stuff I've watched/watching there, but that would be stupid, just like the spreadsheet idea is.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 05:55

Who is Keemstar? He looks like some weird sandnigger pixie. What's his significance in the online world.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 06:58

>why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's.

google sheets toooo the rescuuuuuue

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 08:51

I think my animu drive just died. This is not how I wanted to end the school year.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 12:00

christ almighty

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 12:22

>>812 turns into a dinosaur

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 12:23

spreadsheets are not databases lmao

use a local mongodb database

go FULL AUTISM or go home

not this lazy half-assed autism shit

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 12:27

>>814 yeah i dont know why people thought i meant database as in some kind of autist nerd server shit and not "big-ass list of a bunch of stuff from a particular category"

you know the LIST part of MAL

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 12:29

>>815
it wouldn't be that hard to set up a local MongoDB server and convert your weeb shit to JSON

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 13:07

u know what WOULD BE that hard? ur dick in my ass, buddy
whips it out

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 13:07

wait i mean

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 13:07

shit

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 13:32

you know what else is hard ;)

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 14:31

diamonds

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 15:33

>>820
life

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 17:22

do not ever use mongodb, it's unsecured by default and has been ripped to shreds by jepsen

>>815
the LIST part of MAL is your personal section, i.e. the bit you could put in a spreadsheet
that's why it's called MY anime list

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 17:25

Never threaten to summon FULL AUTISM

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 23:18

My good friend json

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 23:31

y ni hoy

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 01:28

ni nunca

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 01:37

>>823
Bruh you can change default settings like username and password and host binding. You just seem to be parroting what people who know nothing about it say. Yes, it’s not secure by default. But you know what else is like that? Cisco IOS. You actually have to configure it. But guess what? People still use Cisco routers and switches and they don’t always get hacked. You know why? They get configured by people who know what they’re doing.

You can also use Platform as a Service so someone else is in charge of securing your shit. See Heroku. But that would only be if you wanted an online data base, not something local.

Lastly, a fucking local database ― not allowing remote connections at all ― does not need to be secure. You can make it not allow for any remote connections.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 03:46

DQÑ

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 05:10

There should be a sitcom like the big bang theory, except the characters are real, actual nerds that argue about databases:

"spreadsheets are not databases lmao"

laugh track

"use a local mongodb database
go FULL AUTISM or go home"

Oooooh!!

"not this lazy half-assed autism shit"

laugh track, applause

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 05:45

I want to fuck Chris from the brave little toaster

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 10:40

Suffering.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 12:54

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 13:03

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 13:06

>>834

>.ru

virus don't click

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 13:09

okay, I was mistaken. Of course Russia is not Pakistan and never will be. It's a new Latin American country. My mistake, sorry

837 Name: Unreliable poster : 1993-09-9052 14:27

>>834,836
Samefag. Virus don't click!

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 15:13

There is a time and a place for video games. The time is here, the place is now.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 16:13

Waking up with a hard,sweaty cock and nothing to stuff.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 18:04

pettan pettan~

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 18:14

>>828
Bitch if you're making a local database for your own personal use, why deliberately choose one that you have to put time and effort into making suck less? And a hipster, schemaless (aka. "great now you have to remember your own schema and not fuck it up every time you touch it") one at that? Just use a spreadsheet or sqlite. KISS.

Anyway I'm parrotting the guy they paid to do a security audit on it, so such the funk up.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 18:52

Huh, turns out gasoline vs petrol is one of the rare occasions the US isn't the only country using a brand name instead of the generic term.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 19:03

tsurupettan

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 21:51

>>841
you've spent more time writing these anti-mongodb posts than it takes to set up mongodb

install mongodb
change your path etc.

mongo in one tab

redactedHostname:~ redactedUsername$ mongo
MongoDB shell version v3.4.10
connecting to: mongodb://127.0.0.1:27017
MongoDB server version: 3.4.10

mongod in another

2018-06-13T16:41:24.383-0500 I NETWORK  [conn4] received client metadata from 127.0.0.1:61568 conn4:
{ application: { name: "MongoDB Shell" }, driver: { name: "MongoDB Internal Client", version: "3.4.10"
}, os: { type: "Darwin", name: "Mac OS X", architecture: "x86_64", version: "16.7.0" } }

wow, that was hard, right? lol no

also if you think mongodb has to be schemaless then I guess you've never used it before

http://mongoosejs.com/docs/index.html

I'm also using SQLite and Django for a separate project but it's cool to use different things instead of being firmly entrenched into only one way of thinking

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 21:57

>>844 I'm the guy who was looking for an alternative to MAL which started this whole conversation and not even the guy who's been talking against whatever tf mongoDB is. I kind of bowed out of the whole thing as soon as a bunch of weird autists started talking about setting up a home server or w/e the hell to track my chinese cartoons.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:28

>>845
Weird autists? Guy, I deal with this shit for a living. Do you make money with your anime? It's not weird to be knowledgeable about shit for your job.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:31

fuck you

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:34

I don't want to live an ordinary peasant life...

don't want to be a rockstar either...

I guess I am fucking broken and nothing can be done about it

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:35

my life is over

fug T_T

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:40

pls leave me alone and do not ever write anything to me again

sayonara

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:46

don't think Anglos understand a damn about Russia and 3d world in general...

fuck you

life here is a tradegy

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:49

we all know the world would be better if only...........

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:56

https://i.imgur.com/AgZMfa4.png
the absolute state of social media

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 23:56

>>851 You're right, I just think the language is cool... I'm sure it's not a wonderland but I'm never sure how much of the anti-Russian things I read are just propaganda, but now I understand, thanks.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 00:09

Nikita Sadkov? Is that you?

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 00:23

God's gift to DQNkind

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 03:23

I'm drunk again heyyyyyyy

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 03:23

secret alcohol of vip quality

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 07:38

This just in: guy who gets paid to do things is knowledgeable about his job

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 12:34

O_BEFORE

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 19:47

living the jet set life

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 21:55

death stranding is the homestuck of video games

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 22:09

>>862
is that good or bad

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 01:38

Humans are fart machines and eating is just reloading

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 02:10

>>864
Wouldn't it be more like shit machines? That way the poop would be analogous to the bullet while the fart would be the combustion gases expelled.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 02:12

macOS is the best OS ever because it only takes a couple seconds to type òwó instead of owo or ùwú instead of uwu

no third party software or kopipe text files required, it just works™

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 02:39

Just thinking about the time I tried to make friends with this one kinda older woman I knew, and she asked how old I was and said I was too young for her, and she was implying that me trying to hang out with her meant I was hitting on her or something. I told her that wasn't the case but she didn't believe me. She was fat and unattractive and older than me, why did she think I was hitting on her? I was just trying to make a friend.

Do people really have a hard time believing that someone would just want to be friends?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 02:51

the virgin 4-ch vs. the chad SAoVQ

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 03:49

>>868
Better to be a living virgin than a dead chad

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 04:18

ayy

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 07:59

>>868 I get hella bitches every time I step foot in Yoshinoya, but I know they're only there to get a taste of my beef bowl. I don't have time for girls like that, true Yoshinoya vets do it with extra green onion!

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 09:07

>>871
This is a really good post.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 12:04

casual missionary position available one year experience required

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:23

Where should I pull my nepotistic strings to get out of this fucking hellhole, Amazon or IBM

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:25

>>874
Amazon has a future. IBM is ancient boomer tier technology.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:39

It's interesting how all those offical news channel on YT (like BBC or CNN or ABC) have like millions of subscribers but most of the videos have like 500-1300 views.. lol, nobody needs those fakenews

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:44

Is it possible to make a call to DPRK from ordinary mobile phone?

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:46

no matter how parents try their kids will become independent and leave the father's home*...

*maybe not in Russia

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:47

>>878

that's the main goal of parenting...

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 14:55

I am disgusting.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:31

cyka blyat

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:49

А почему путин не поздравляет буддистов? Дискриминация какая то

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:50

pls dont listen to Alla Pugacheva's songs

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:52

it is must be very sad for Putin to see CCCP 2.0 dying

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:56

slavs are pathetic

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:57

886

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:57

887

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 15:57

888

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 16:01

Most people just don't realise that versailles treaty (1919 - 1920) helped Hitler to come into power. Anglos and French did not give a damn about German People

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 16:48

>>884
the combined community codec pack?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 17:48

lunatic asylum

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 17:59

Insane girls generation

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:00

ra ra rasputin,
poppin xans and sippin lean

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:02

>>876
that's because most of their views are on TV, not youtube

boomers don't use new technology

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:46

if your surname contains particle "von" that means you are an aristocrat

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:50

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 19:24

my life is like the asymptotic parent function 1/x, and I'm like the limit as x approaches 0 from the left, and everyone else is the limit as x approaches 0 from the right

the closer we get to the same point, the farther away we are

I'm like a tachyon -- fast and unstoppable, but unable to interact with other particles

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 20:06

X11 lets you type ówò and ûwû in only a couple of keystrokes by default too
it is one of the most awful pieces of technology still in existence though,

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 20:11

899

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 20:12

900

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 20:57

Original DOOM is what a psychiatrist may call a perfect example of schizophrenics creative work. Especially the inferno levels.

fucking sick

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 00:43

>>877
Near the borders with China and R.O.K. dailynk.com gets a lot of its stories and information from the inside this way.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 01:06

>>895

yeah, we had one teacher in our school who was a real aristocrat...

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 01:51

russia is a jew-controlled degenerative latin american country.

STOP ARGUING ABOUT THAT ALREADY

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 01:54

as they say in russia: the banana repulic (refering to countries with no real economy, like Ecuador) in Russia case it is oil

fuck russia

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 02:04

ne chitati nikakih kommentov neizvestnih lyudey
ne govorit s neznakomcami v intrente
pls remember it
intrnet eto teper ulica

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 02:19

a little impressed that YT auto-captions can detect "rekt" and "didney worl" despite often pumping out nonsense.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 02:22

in case of Ukraine it's civil war :D :D :D

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 02:33

where have all the good posters gone

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 02:36

i'm still here

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 03:05

jisaku jien (in the light of the day)

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 03:18

i'm a beautiful jisaku jien
fluttering in the moonlight

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 05:02

I got food and drank with my friend tonight. We're gonna hang out with like 5 people next week. Am I turning into a normie?

It's not terrible.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 05:06

I never knew what you’re supposed to say to a girl when they say that they’re showering.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 09:45

guys guys hey listen! Ribbentrop was 53 when he was hanged and stalin died in 1953!!!!!

53!

ZOMG

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 10:37

Place of death: Cuntsevo Dacha

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 12:13

Current thoughts thread going at light speed recently

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 13:03

unlimited jisaku works

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:16

В семь-сорок он подъедет,
В семь-сорок он подъедет —
Наш старый, наш славный
Наш агицын паровоз.

Ведёт с собой вагоны,
Ведёт с собой вагоны
Набитые людями,
Будто сеном воз.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:17

Weight lifting is fantastic

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:18

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:22

Срочно уезжайте из Украины! Там начнутся еврейские погромы! Спасайтесь!

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:24

там начнутся не только погромы. там начнется гражданская война и погибнут миллионы и будет развал страны. а потом трибунал и суд над военными преступниками. война будет длится годы. да, годы. страна будет полностью разрушена.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:30

let's just get it over and done with

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:31

no pity for the ukrainian nazies.

new nuremberg trials for you

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:35

все из-за того что пуськи в храме станцевали

наказал так наказал

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:41

я думаю они и сами это понимают. держитесь девчонки )))

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:43

В подмосковном Домодедово погиб активист арт-группы «Война» Леонид Николаев. Коллеги Николаева уточнили, что 22 сентября он ...

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:43

По информации, появившейся в четверг на сайте группы, он умер 22 сентября, занимаясь опилкой деревьев. Разбился, впал в кому и скончался в реанимации, говорится на сайте.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:53

kekeke
^________^

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:59

падаль

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 15:10

what's with all these cs1.6 runes, what purpose do they serve

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 15:29

>>914
"gonna get naked and wet?"

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 17:20

i really need to shit but my roommate is taking a shower

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 17:57

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936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 20:41

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 21:15

cyba blyat gib ukraine i report you xaxaxa

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 01:13

are any of you e-friends or do you just shitpost anonymously in an impersonal way?

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 01:47

всадники апокалипсиса

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 02:16

941 Name: considered harmful : 1993-09-9056 02:45

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:00

I'm drunk again. What's up?

Tell me something interesting about yourself.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:43

>>942
I have an asymptomatic 0.2cm calcification in my right epididymis.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:56

>>943
I had to google that.

So how did you find out? And why is that significant? If it's asymptomatic then it's no problem, right? But if it's asymptomatic, then how do you know?

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 04:23

>>944
Had some mild pain in my balls about a month ago which I think was actually stress related from my shit job (apparently stress making your balls get super sensitive is pretty common,) freaked myself out over it and thought I had an infection, went to a doctor who ordered an ultrasound, that was the only thing they found.

I'm actually still waiting to see a urologist about it, but considering the pain is completely gone now and I couldn't get an appointment until August, it seems like none of the medical professionals are too worried and I shouldn't be either.

Also, I am now planning to finally quit my job.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 06:06

>>945

>Also, I am now planning to finally quit my job.

only do it if you have another job lined up first

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 06:29

life is like a permadeath roguelike and you die if you get the status effect "unemployment" for a certain amount of time

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 06:50

>>947
nah, you just reclass to "hobo"

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 06:50

Комсомольская Правда - Коммунистическая Пропаганда
КП

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:07

Stomach pains.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:23

когда говорят, что мол гуманитарии не нужны, а прогресс это только наука, то это не так. Именно гуманитарии создали ренесанс, а из ренесанса, а из него появилось новое гуманистическое мировозрение давшее основы ПРОТЕСТАНТИЗМУ и началу капитализма в 17 веке. Так-то
без гуманистического мировозрения так бы и сжигали друг-друга на костре

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:25

так-то паки друг-друга и сжигают на кострах

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:27

в пидорашке бандиты тоже постоянно друг-друга убивают

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:31

нация инвалидов

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:50

Уровень бедности в России вырос в 44 регионах из 71

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 07:55

how much

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 08:21

смерть лишь равнодушно смотрит

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 08:33

красно-иудейский трон уже почти рухнул

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 08:34

нацисты подрались с националистами

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 08:54

иудеям этого не понять...

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 09:10

союз это говно

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 11:15

go home gaijin scum

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 13:04

ここドキューンは、犬とロスケ立ち入り禁止!帰れ!

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 16:24

minecraft just doesn't have the same magic as it did before, which is a weird thing to say because objectively there's more content than ever before, but a lot of my friends say the same thing

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 17:26

I hate kids. period
I hate russians too

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 17:28

>>964
The tech tree is flatter, there’s more shit that is just drops or direct product of drops. Modded helps it but a lot of mods don’t do anything about it especially since forge hates letting anyone rebalance core components. BTW is the best for that magic and it’s why I’m writing a mod to add on to it with a deep tech tree.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 17:55

>>946
I have enough savings to live on for a while, so I'm going to try to do some online freelance work and see if I can make ends meet with that. It won't be a piece of cake, maybe harder than my current job and definitely less lucrative, but I think physically being in a room with a supervisor breathing down my neck is my biggest source of stress.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 21:17

I can't believe I did that.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 22:27

>>968
You quit your job?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 23:00

imagine being like 8 years old and beating up dogs and sharks and cops and even taxi cabs, being a fuckin home owner and shit

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 23:09

If my job was beating up dogs and sharks and cops and even taxi cabs, no way would I ever quit.

Well, unless they don't provide any safety equipment.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 23:27

Hey (´・ω・`)
Welcome to the Bourbon House.
This tequila is on the house, so first I want you to drink it and calm down.

Yeah, "again". Sorry.
They say "with the face of the Buddha". I don't think I'll be forgiven just for saying "sorry".

But I think that when you saw this thread title you felt a certain excitement that can't be expressed in words.
In this savage world, I'd like you to not forget that feeling. With that in mind, I made this thread.

Well, let's hear your order.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 23:39

turns out「仏の顔も」is an expression that means like "trying the patience of a saint"

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:04

when I was a kid I was obsessed with sharks and I really liked hammerheads and whale sharks the most

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:06

the walled garden of dqn

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:12

wtf i'm straight now
i havent masturbated to anyhting gay in like...oh, only 2 hours

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:14

give me the butter

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:20

There is no such thing as a homosexual person. Only homosexual thoughts acts. We are hardwired to want to reproduce, meaning it's normal to be heterosexual. Just because someone puts ideas in your head doesn't mean you have to base your entire identity around it. I guess you can shove pencil erasers in your ears, but that doesn't mean you were born as a person-who-shoves-pencil-erasers-in-their-ears. But if you hear people say it often enough, you will wrongly think that it's a nature thing rather than a nurture thing.

The media is pushing LGBT stuff hardcore. I wonder why. Maybe it's to decrease the birth rates of native populations in an attempt to get the public's acceptance for mass immigration from third world countries, where people are used to being paid less. The point of mass immigration is to increase competition for jobs, decrease wages, and so on. It really only benefits rich globalist elites who are already rich. People who own businesses. It's a shitty time to be an employee rather than an employer.

Some liberals pretend to support poor people, but they would sooner lash out at low income conservatives than rich elites. Why? Because they have been misled into thinking other poor people are the problem. Divide and conquer.

Meanwhile, billionaires continue to get richer and more powerful.

Jeff Bezos is currently worth over $140 billion. But liberals? They'd rather attack old Cletus over there, with a net worth of $1,500. Because his older culture isn't the same as whatever the mainstream media tells them it should be this month.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:47

>There is no such thing as a homosexual person

I agree with this in the sense that there is probably no "homosexual" person who is 100% interested in only the same sex with absolutely zero interest in the opposite sex, but I would say the same for "straight" people. Some people have a preference, even an overwhelming preference, for one or the other but I think if they're honest with themselves most people regardless of their preference have SOME condition that would spur them into having sex with someone who isn't their preferred gender. Sexuality, the entirety of it, is a social construct and views of it differ wildly depending on what society you're currently a part of. That's actually kind of a banal and obvious thing to point out, did you think you were breaking new ground or something?

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:53

Anyway as a fag I also kind of resent being made into a token to be used by liberals for political gain. At any rate most of them think cis gay white men are only maybe half a step down from straight white men on the "literally hitler" scale of privilege, which is driving some of them to just go be tokens for conservatives instead which is just as bad tbh. None of them have ever tried "not letting who you choose to have sex with become your entire personality".

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 00:56

Any anyway, can we go one fucking day in the current thoughts thread without some autist writing a majires essay to a random offhand shitpost? Christ.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:12

Yeah, serious discussion isn't allowed. Memes only. How dare someone try to actually communicate here?

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:14

oh for christ's sake i'm responding to the BYOD iOS developer again aren't I?

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:16

> I think if they're honest with themselves most people regardless of their preference have SOME condition that would spur them into having sex with someone who isn't their preferred gender.

for most people this is "a sufficient amount of money"

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:16

Everyone on this site is the same person, after all. Of course.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:17

>>984
Are you saying gay people have more money or less money? I don't get it.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:19

>>986 He's saying for most people, the condition that would spur them into having sex with someone who isn't their preferred gender is having a sufficient amount of money flashed in their face. Ie gay for pay.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:20

>>987
I don't think people randomly go up to straight guys and ask them to become prostitutes.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:24

I don't think anyone suggested otherwise ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:25

Elder Scrolls VI is inferior to Elder Scrolls Emacs
captcha: vi

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:26

>>989
k dude
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992 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9057 01:27

Drudoomp

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:28

checkmate donfalp drumpfthhhh

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:28

y'all need jesus

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 01:34

good night everyone
no alcohol tonight, just sleeping pills

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 08:23

>>964,966
I agree about Minecraft somehow losing its magic. I still have fond memories of building a tree house in an earlier version of survival (right after Notch added a giant tree generator.) Those were some good times. I think part of the problem is just Minecraft has been around so long that it's no longer novel. Sure, there's added content but the core game hasn't changed.

We discussed this a bit in a previous current thoughts thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/mobile.pl/1489339924/256-259,262

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 09:17

>>996
notch once tweeted "it's ok to be white" and then mentioned /pol/ in the replies

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 17:17

998

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 17:17

999

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