[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#27]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#27] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9019 04:39 [No]

Chicken Tartare Edition

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 17:46 [No]

>>795-797
relational databases are gay
it's all about document-based databases now my dude

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 18:22 [No]

>>800
Well, are you going to share the post with the class or not?

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 19:20 [No]

A movie where pee and poo are switched so solid* comes out the front and liquid** comes out the back.

the solid is brown

** the liquid is yellow

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 20:12 [No]

>>796
"host"? it's a file on your computer, you think anyone else is going to want to use your spreadsheet?

mal will be fully back online soon enough, it's the parent company that are doing damage control very badly, but the mods are trying to get it back asap

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 21:03 [No]

My soul has exited my body.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 01:09 [No]

Your soul has excited my body.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 04:50 [No]

normus reedus and the funky fetus

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 05:05 [No]

>>804 no? that's what I mean, why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's. I could also just use a .txt file and track stuff I've watched/watching there, but that would be stupid, just like the spreadsheet idea is.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 05:55 [No]

Who is Keemstar? He looks like some weird sandnigger pixie. What's his significance in the online world.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 06:58 [No]

>why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's.

google sheets toooo the rescuuuuuue

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 08:51 [No]

I think my animu drive just died. This is not how I wanted to end the school year.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:00 [No]

christ almighty

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:22 [No]

>>812 turns into a dinosaur

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:23 [No]

spreadsheets are not databases lmao

use a local mongodb database

go FULL AUTISM or go home

not this lazy half-assed autism shit

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:27 [No]

>>814 yeah i dont know why people thought i meant database as in some kind of autist nerd server shit and not "big-ass list of a bunch of stuff from a particular category"

you know the LIST part of MAL

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 12:29 [No]

>>815
it wouldn't be that hard to set up a local MongoDB server and convert your weeb shit to JSON

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:07 [No]

u know what WOULD BE that hard? ur dick in my ass, buddy
whips it out

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:07 [No]

wait i mean

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:07 [No]

shit

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 13:32 [No]

you know what else is hard ;)

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 14:31 [No]

diamonds

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 15:33 [No]

>>820
life

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 17:22 [No]

do not ever use mongodb, it's unsecured by default and has been ripped to shreds by jepsen

>>815
the LIST part of MAL is your personal section, i.e. the bit you could put in a spreadsheet
that's why it's called MY anime list

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 17:25 [No]

Never threaten to summon FULL AUTISM

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 23:18 [No]

My good friend json

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9051 23:31 [No]

y ni hoy

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 01:28 [No]

ni nunca

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 01:37 [No]

>>823
Bruh you can change default settings like username and password and host binding. You just seem to be parroting what people who know nothing about it say. Yes, it’s not secure by default. But you know what else is like that? Cisco IOS. You actually have to configure it. But guess what? People still use Cisco routers and switches and they don’t always get hacked. You know why? They get configured by people who know what they’re doing.

You can also use Platform as a Service so someone else is in charge of securing your shit. See Heroku. But that would only be if you wanted an online data base, not something local.

Lastly, a fucking local database ― not allowing remote connections at all ― does not need to be secure. You can make it not allow for any remote connections.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 03:46 [No]

DQÑ

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 05:10 [No]

There should be a sitcom like the big bang theory, except the characters are real, actual nerds that argue about databases:

"spreadsheets are not databases lmao"

laugh track

"use a local mongodb database
go FULL AUTISM or go home"

Oooooh!!

"not this lazy half-assed autism shit"

laugh track, applause

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 05:45 [No]

I want to fuck Chris from the brave little toaster

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 10:40 [No]

Suffering.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 12:54 [No]

database?
datamosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS7QvOX8LVk

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 13:03 [No]

mexico is the shit

http://serp.mk.ru/photo/gallery/14702-253513.html

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 13:06 [No]

>>834

>.ru

virus don't click

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 13:09 [No]

okay, I was mistaken. Of course Russia is not Pakistan and never will be. It's a new Latin American country. My mistake, sorry

837 Name: Unreliable poster : 1993-09-9052 14:27 [No]

>>834,836
Samefag. Virus don't click!

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 15:13 [No]

There is a time and a place for video games. The time is here, the place is now.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 16:13 [No]

Waking up with a hard,sweaty cock and nothing to stuff.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 18:04 [No]

pettan pettan~

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 18:14 [No]

>>828
Bitch if you're making a local database for your own personal use, why deliberately choose one that you have to put time and effort into making suck less? And a hipster, schemaless (aka. "great now you have to remember your own schema and not fuck it up every time you touch it") one at that? Just use a spreadsheet or sqlite. KISS.

Anyway I'm parrotting the guy they paid to do a security audit on it, so such the funk up.

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 18:52 [No]

Huh, turns out gasoline vs petrol is one of the rare occasions the US isn't the only country using a brand name instead of the generic term.

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 19:03 [No]

tsurupettan

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 21:51 [No]

>>841
you've spent more time writing these anti-mongodb posts than it takes to set up mongodb

install mongodb
change your path etc.

mongo in one tab

redactedHostname:~ redactedUsername$ mongo
MongoDB shell version v3.4.10
connecting to: mongodb://127.0.0.1:27017
MongoDB server version: 3.4.10

mongod in another

2018-06-13T16:41:24.383-0500 I NETWORK  [conn4] received client metadata from 127.0.0.1:61568 conn4:
{ application: { name: "MongoDB Shell" }, driver: { name: "MongoDB Internal Client", version: "3.4.10"
}, os: { type: "Darwin", name: "Mac OS X", architecture: "x86_64", version: "16.7.0" } }

wow, that was hard, right? lol no

also if you think mongodb has to be schemaless then I guess you've never used it before

http://mongoosejs.com/docs/index.html

I'm also using SQLite and Django for a separate project but it's cool to use different things instead of being firmly entrenched into only one way of thinking

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 21:57 [No]

>>844 I'm the guy who was looking for an alternative to MAL which started this whole conversation and not even the guy who's been talking against whatever tf mongoDB is. I kind of bowed out of the whole thing as soon as a bunch of weird autists started talking about setting up a home server or w/e the hell to track my chinese cartoons.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:28 [No]

>>845
Weird autists? Guy, I deal with this shit for a living. Do you make money with your anime? It's not weird to be knowledgeable about shit for your job.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:31 [No]

fuck you

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:34 [No]

I don't want to live an ordinary peasant life...

don't want to be a rockstar either...

I guess I am fucking broken and nothing can be done about it

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:35 [No]

my life is over

fug T_T

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:40 [No]

pls leave me alone and do not ever write anything to me again

sayonara

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:46 [No]

don't think Anglos understand a damn about Russia and 3d world in general...

fuck you

life here is a tradegy

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:49 [No]

we all know the world would be better if only...........

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:56 [No]

https://i.imgur.com/AgZMfa4.png
the absolute state of social media

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 23:56 [No]

>>851 You're right, I just think the language is cool... I'm sure it's not a wonderland but I'm never sure how much of the anti-Russian things I read are just propaganda, but now I understand, thanks.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 00:09 [No]

Nikita Sadkov? Is that you?

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 00:23 [No]

God's gift to DQNkind

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 03:23 [No]

I'm drunk again heyyyyyyy

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 03:23 [No]

secret alcohol of vip quality

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 07:38 [No]

This just in: guy who gets paid to do things is knowledgeable about his job

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 12:34 [No]

O_BEFORE

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 19:47 [No]

living the jet set life

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 21:55 [No]

death stranding is the homestuck of video games

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 22:09 [No]

>>862
is that good or bad

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 01:38 [No]

Humans are fart machines and eating is just reloading

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 02:10 [No]

>>864
Wouldn't it be more like shit machines? That way the poop would be analogous to the bullet while the fart would be the combustion gases expelled.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 02:12 [No]

macOS is the best OS ever because it only takes a couple seconds to type òwó instead of owo or ùwú instead of uwu

no third party software or kopipe text files required, it just works™

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 02:39 [No]

Just thinking about the time I tried to make friends with this one kinda older woman I knew, and she asked how old I was and said I was too young for her, and she was implying that me trying to hang out with her meant I was hitting on her or something. I told her that wasn't the case but she didn't believe me. She was fat and unattractive and older than me, why did she think I was hitting on her? I was just trying to make a friend.

Do people really have a hard time believing that someone would just want to be friends?

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 02:51 [No]

the virgin 4-ch vs. the chad SAoVQ

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 03:49 [No]

>>868
Better to be a living virgin than a dead chad

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 04:18 [No]

ayy

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 07:59 [No]

>>868 I get hella bitches every time I step foot in Yoshinoya, but I know they're only there to get a taste of my beef bowl. I don't have time for girls like that, true Yoshinoya vets do it with extra green onion!

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 09:07 [No]

>>871
This is a really good post.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 12:04 [No]

casual missionary position available one year experience required

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:23 [No]

Where should I pull my nepotistic strings to get out of this fucking hellhole, Amazon or IBM

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:25 [No]

>>874
Amazon has a future. IBM is ancient boomer tier technology.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:39 [No]

It's interesting how all those offical news channel on YT (like BBC or CNN or ABC) have like millions of subscribers but most of the videos have like 500-1300 views.. lol, nobody needs those fakenews

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:44 [No]

Is it possible to make a call to DPRK from ordinary mobile phone?

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:46 [No]

no matter how parents try their kids will become independent and leave the father's home*...

*maybe not in Russia

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:47 [No]

>>878

that's the main goal of parenting...

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 14:55 [No]

I am disgusting.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:31 [No]

cyka blyat

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:49 [No]

А почему путин не поздравляет буддистов? Дискриминация какая то

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:50 [No]

pls dont listen to Alla Pugacheva's songs

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:52 [No]

it is must be very sad for Putin to see CCCP 2.0 dying

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:56 [No]

slavs are pathetic

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:57 [No]

886

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:57 [No]

887

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 15:57 [No]

888

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 16:01 [No]

Most people just don't realise that versailles treaty (1919 - 1920) helped Hitler to come into power. Anglos and French did not give a damn about German People

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 16:48 [No]

>>884
the combined community codec pack?

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 17:48 [No]

lunatic asylum

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 17:59 [No]

Insane girls generation

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 18:00 [No]

ra ra rasputin,
poppin xans and sippin lean

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 18:02 [No]

>>876
that's because most of their views are on TV, not youtube

boomers don't use new technology

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 18:46 [No]

if your surname contains particle "von" that means you are an aristocrat

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 18:50 [No]

>>895
Otto von Schirach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv_VXCJtvGo

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 19:24 [No]

my life is like the asymptotic parent function 1/x, and I'm like the limit as x approaches 0 from the left, and everyone else is the limit as x approaches 0 from the right

the closer we get to the same point, the farther away we are

I'm like a tachyon -- fast and unstoppable, but unable to interact with other particles

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 20:06 [No]

X11 lets you type ówò and ûwû in only a couple of keystrokes by default too
it is one of the most awful pieces of technology still in existence though,

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 20:11 [No]

899

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 20:12 [No]

900

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