YOU ARE LIKE A FUCKING OBLIVION NPC EXCEPT IF YOU WERE I'D JUST KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHITTY IRON DAGGER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK AND GLADLY PAY THE 1000 GOLD BOUNTY

ME: SPORTS ANIME HOBBIES GOING OUTSIDE
YOU: JUST LOOK AT THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING THE GLOBAL CAPITALIST JEWISH BANKERS WANT TO TURN US ALL INTO GAY COMMUNISTS BY PUTTING SOY IN THE WATER SO THAT EVERYONE WILL BE CONTENTED LITTLE BEES BUYING INTO THE GLOBALIST CONSUMERIST MONOCULTURE SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES DON'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'RE ARGUING FOR THE SAME THING FROM DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE ELEFANT WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FUCKING ELEFANT