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855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 10:11

earth shattering fart noise
movie trailer voiceover
IN A WORLD
PLAGUED BY PEOPLE WITH THE WRONG OPINIONS
ONE MAN
instrumentals of The Doors - People are Strange begins playing, muffled and indistinct, as if from another room
IS HERE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
shot of a bedroom door. a female hand, its owner, still offscreen, reaches out, knocks twice, and opens it
song becomes much louder and clearer, as if it had playing from somewhere in the room
camera pans to an obese neckbeard with pale and pockmarked skin, slouched over a keyboard, typing furiously at an almost inhuman speed. he does not even look up from the screen
the WOMAN is shown full-body for the first time. she is in her early 50s with greying hair and wearing a floral-print apron, carrying a dinnerplate. the vestiges of youthful beauty are still visible in her slender frame and smooth skin, but she appears tired and beaten down
WOMAN: in cheerful sing-song Sweetie, I brought you dinner! It's your favorite, chicken tendies with tendie sauce! Hot mustard and mayonnaise, just the way you like it!
music stops
WOMAN sets the plate down next to NECKBEARD and steps back into the doorway
NECKBEARD: MOM! GET THE FUCK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN I'M POSTING ON DQN! AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TENDIE SAUCE IS MADE WITH HONEY MUSTARD, NOT HOT MUSTARD! THIS KIND OF SHIT IS WHY DAD LEFT, YOU DUMB BITCH!
NECKBEARD picks up the plate of tendies and tendie sauce and hurls it at WOMAN. but due to nearly three decades of zero physical activity, his throw is wildly off the mark. the plate hits the wall to the side of WOMAN, scattering tendies and tendie sauce about the room, but the plate simply clatters to the floor and does not break
WOMAN: straining to keep up cheerful sing-song Of course sweetie. I'm sorry sweetie.
WOMAN closes door and exits. a muffled sob is heard. music resumes playing
NECKBEARD: Now where was I? Oh yeah, right. Someone is wrong ON THE INTERNET!
*at long last, the camera pans to the computer screen. visible on the screen is a thread on an english textboard 4-ch.net/dqn/, the title is: "Redneck Nazis are fucking retarded!!!!". again furious typing is heard, but the camera remains focused on the screen.

VOICEOVER:
COMING THIS FALL
JONAH HILL IN:
THOUGHT PATROL
WRONGTHINKERS, WATCH OUT!

screen fades to black. only furious typing sounds and "people are strange" are still heard, but this time with the vocals included
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