1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 03:42 [No]
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 07:38 [No]
Waiter? The fudetion of this meal is unacceptable. Let me speak to your manager.
3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9483 06:41 [No]
I'm too sexy for my chairt. So sexy it hurts.
4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 14:19 [No]
I wish I hadn't fucked up.
5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 17:41 [No]
Inspector Gadge
Hoo Hooo
Inspector Gadge
Go Gadge Go
Go Gadge Go
6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 21:13 [No]
>>3
I don't mean to depride you, but that just means you're sitting on it wrong.
7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9485 23:37 [No]
>>6
Actually, I think I might have a kidney stown.
8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9496 01:21 [No]
eww. I'm so grossed out. juckugh
9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9496 19:22 [No]
I'm hungry, time for some chow.
10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 06:45 [No]
I have finaly masterd English speling! I am exdume.
11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 04:16 [No]
This thread has started rather lamely. It needs more gudement.
12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9512 04:59 [No]
>>11Shut up, nerd! It clearly needs more
jockness!
13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9514 14:51 [No]
I wonder what shi is up to these days.
14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9514 14:59 [No]
>>13 still lurking 2chan downloading catt pictures
15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9514 17:48 [No]
Would you like some soy sauce with your fries?
16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9515 01:20 [No]
I didn't even order fries! How will I keep my expanding goyrth under control now?
17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9515 05:01 [No]
"I never learned what keeps cabinet shelves up," said Tom doullly.
18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9516 04:01 [No]
It's time for some chow! Anyone want to eat with me?
19 Name: sage : 1993-09-9517 02:04 [No]
Don't you think this site is kinda dedish?
20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9517 22:18 [No]
21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9518 18:35 [No]
I think that I may be inove
22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 23:36 [No]
This post is merely a figment of your imagination.
23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9520 11:21 [No]
Oh, how I hate being interrupted by thatchime.
24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9522 12:20 [No]
How did Vaith get the Gravita so sexy...
25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9528 20:25 [No]
26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9529 10:24 [No]
All the posts in the DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD thread are so sheiyable. Well, most of them anyway.
27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9530 00:44 [No]
28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9530 02:02 [No]
deash holds no territory in Syria anymore.
29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9530 09:45 [No]
When an alchemist wants to hit the slopes, he brews a skipotion.
30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9531 09:38 [No]
Any time I see a crow by the side of the road when I'm driving, I say "hi birdie!!!" and wave and then nearly crash my car
31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9531 14:57 [No]
My fat goth girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch her favorite porno invader rim with her
32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9533 21:14 [No]
I like the smell of my krotch
33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9534 19:19 [No]
>>31
She sounds pretty ploughable
34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9535 13:50 [No]
Just hired a taiwanese chick for an hour of her bustution services
35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9536 16:17 [No]
>>34
It is a sin for white men to lay with slant eyed beasts
36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9536 18:36 [No]
I almost finished my program but then I rewrode it in rust
37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9536 23:13 [No]
38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9537 17:20 [No]
gow!, right in the kisser
39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9539 20:49 [No]
I'm done with this shitch
40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9540 04:01 [No]
I can't believe people fell for the "your self cola" trick.
41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9540 20:28 [No]
But that's wrong you fucking rerad.
42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9540 20:47 [No]
Isn't this cocktail dress to die for? It's by vershece, you know.
43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9540 21:25 [No]
scoping niggas like it's vietnam
44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9549 12:38 [No]
45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9558 16:44 [No]
I don't have the will to not shit myself
46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9570 13:54 [No]
The meat in my basement is close to expiration
47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9575 23:16 [No]
48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 02:27 [No]
The jeche idea is Kim Il-sung's original, brilliant and revolutionary contribution to national and international thought
49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 04:20 [No]
One's jouyment of life does not come from wealth.
50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 05:16 [No]
There's no need to point out such a minor flaw.
51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 09:35 [No]
52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 10:48 [No]
Yesssssssssss!!!I have Louuuuuuise!!was good kett !!it can do alone!!!
53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 14:10 [No]
dere goos der chraiain chutchuthe
54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 14:11 [No]
55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9576 16:31 [No]
>>54 Don't you know it's unlux to complain without saging first?
56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9581 00:18 [No]
>>54 unhan this thread this instant!
57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9582 16:15 [No]
Play it back! rerine the tapes!
58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9582 17:14 [No]
This year's poduche sure is QUALITY.
59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9584 10:21 [No]
do re mi faw sol la ti do
60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9584 17:42 [No]
Why are all these kids laughing at me for drinking shoy?
61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9584 19:33 [No]
You have 61 unrede messages.
62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9585 07:58 [No]
Captain Kirk once put a Vulcan in his checked baggage. He called it Operation stospock.
63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9585 22:03 [No]
When he had finished speaking, there was no applause, no murmuring. There was only silence and accusatory stares. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I only said I hope--" A woman cut him off, almost angrily. "You can't hope for that," she said. "It's not allowed. It's not hopeable!"
64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 10:20 [No]
marth, we are all depending on you!
65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 18:30 [No]
These dubex brand condoms certainly relieve my practical difficulties as a gentleman with two cocks
66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9588 20:31 [No]
After the tinfoil-outlet experiment, Steve could only say he had an exkock.
67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9590 14:22 [No]
OP is fat and sweaty, kinda pigly.
68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9590 15:05 [No]
I'll bring the cole if you'll bring the slaw. Don't though, it's gross.
69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9590 19:49 [No]
Slaying the six-toed dragon is quite a feat.
70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9590 21:36 [No]
Hello, frends! thnk would qute lke to vst Teh Re's Dner tonght! Who's wth me?
71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9591 17:52 [No]
>>70
No thanks, I heard their food tastes like shete
72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9591 20:38 [No]
The place is filthy, too. I saw a cockroach there once.
73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9593 20:22 [No]
I failed my grammar exvame! (´；д；)
74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9593 22:01 [No]
>>73 You could probably pirate some grammar study books on the darkweb or something but you better use tor because that would be illegal probably
75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9594 06:14 [No]
Imagine having OCR artifacts
This post was made by CAPTCHA gang
76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9594 15:46 [No]
77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9594 20:45 [No]
78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9603 05:02 [No]
Throw me the rope already! I hate snakes...
79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9603 15:58 [No]
I have read Harry poytter before. It was terrible!
80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9604 21:08 [No]
You ever just beat a rod until a tank empties?
81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9605 13:12 [No]
I simply had to admire the girl on the beach's titness
82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 15:05 [No]
I'd like an inod for audio to sleep to.
83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9606 20:00 [No]
I always dress so demure, maybe I should try something a little more sluttish...
84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 02:17 [No]
Can you explain *howdish* works?
85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 16:38 [No]
>>84 Sure, you've gotta change le formatting to WakabaMark
86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9607 18:06 [No]
Do you feel luckish, punk?
87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 02:04 [No]
expube
No further elaboration necessary
88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 16:26 [No]
89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 17:44 [No]
> u never a dey grammar english
unadge 's unadge ni only chowd tdown zi couln ze viewn mo, whazze moann bou?
(actual captcha: youd never guess)
90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9609 17:58 [No]
My pants were shat after eating the incredibly spicy pepper dish.
91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9615 14:04 [No]
Oh, right, I have that document open intab 2,387.
92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 02:52 [No]
Spelling spoken diction isn't an exat science.
93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 08:27 [No]
94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9618 20:57 [No]
95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9621 18:15 [No]
96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9622 19:48 [No]
Magical creature that lives in the woods and doesn't abduct women: incelf
97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9623 23:56 [No]
That is all I keangive you.
98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9624 01:35 [No]
99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9624 04:31 [No]
Me too, >>98! I like it with a side of bok choy.
100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9624 20:14 [No]
hi everyone how are you doing?
101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9624 20:50 [No]
>>100 I'm a bit nervous, as I'm about to undergo riscetion.
102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9624 23:52 [No]
>>100 I'm feeling kinda jonely.
103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9625 00:06 [No]
Someone asked me to sign something. It was a petution or something like that.
104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9625 12:11 [No]
AWOOGA! That's a fine dame.
105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9627 17:13 [No]
I got food poisoning at Shangece's Chinese Express Buffet this weekend
106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9627 22:27 [No]
I've got naithing to add to this thread
107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9628 03:43 [No]
I'm so excited for Justin beaber's live performance!
108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9628 22:21 [No]
I wanted to go to college, but I can't pay for tuvition.
109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9628 23:30 [No]
I wish Donald Trump were British, so he could mege
110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9629 04:14 [No]
111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9630 21:44 [No]
I still haven't got a respozz.
112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9631 06:03 [No]
He vanly tried to save her.
113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9631 12:09 [No]
>>109If Donald Trump were British, he'd have a lot more
bongness.
114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9633 00:57 [No]
What you're looking for? It's in the reirb.
115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9633 15:32 [No]
You look slouckable tonight.
116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9636 14:55 [No]
117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9636 21:29 [No]
He may have survived the Infinity War, but one day Loki will become an exthom.
118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 23:42 [No]
>>116
Well that's that for his remaining chances to unlose.
119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9639 10:12 [No]
>>118I guess he won't be making any checks
inwon column.
120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9639 13:17 [No]
It wasn't the deitt of his victory.
121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9639 21:37 [No]
Moscow citizens are voting for ruxit today.
122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 04:10 [No]
Ninety nine problems but a biss ain't one.
123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 17:41 [No]
deare Santa, I have not yet received my presents!
124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9641 07:18 [No]
That wasn't very frightening at all, I nearly uncackt me undax
125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9641 09:19 [No]
I've had unoff! I can't take it anymore!
126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9642 20:20 [No]
I can't reatt properly due to my dyslexia!
127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9642 20:29 [No]
This underwear is making my balls chafe.
128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9642 23:52 [No]
Did you even put yime in this? It's actually really hard to overdo. Go for it!
129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9644 19:15 [No]
I hate this circus entertainer so much that his klown kar looks in my eyes very ceyable.
130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9649 02:19 [No]
I've made a mistake. I want to unfisk immediately, but I know... it's stuck.
131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9650 05:13 [No]
I wanted to reave, but I already reft.
132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9651 16:09 [No]
The book was pretty skeamable.
133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9651 22:11 [No]
What is the correct protocol to go about petting catgirls?
134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9652 01:10 [No]
>>133
Pet the catboys first. Bros before hos.
135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9653 12:19 [No]
Lots of pumass in this jungle.
136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9653 16:00 [No]
I popped out his eye from the scocketh
137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 11:48 [No]
That siren has too much pepotion to be a police car.
138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9658 20:47 [No]
This eurobeat track has a nice riff
139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9658 23:42 [No]
I like the sid sound but I can't do anything good with it.
140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 15:44 [No]
Hello, my deire. How are you?
141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 21:21 [No]
augh oh no my mother has throsh
142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 23:34 [No]
143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9660 23:59 [No]
144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9671 14:07 [No]
Behold unyoth, the most kawaii cosmic horror
145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9671 18:59 [No]
I will forever be kieng of the land
146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9675 00:50 [No]
If unudge me I will judge you.
147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9675 14:54 [No]
Quickly, private, drive us to the munition dump.
148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9675 15:50 [No]
200!? This is such a failping....
149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9677 00:21 [No]
I'm 12 and this is deepe.
150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9677 01:52 [No]
wedit it redit
151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9680 02:40 [No]
Now, without further ado, its.... puchement time!
152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9680 03:53 [No]
My name is Sakura Kinomoto and I'm going to collect all the klow cards
153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9680 06:33 [No]
My bowels are roiling! I took a bunch of Tums, but all that made me do is shittum.
154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9690 13:10 [No]
>>153
Virus? I have norotion of what it could be.
156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9690 22:36 [No]
>>154
I might be koughen but I'm still completely healthy.
157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9691 00:03 [No]
>>156
You should get a blood test to check that out, as long as you're veinable.
158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9691 12:46 [No]
>>157 But I get really scared when I see the scucotion of my blood out of my arm.
159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9691 14:39 [No]
wowll! Is that a man riding a shrimp?
160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9691 16:50 [No]
Cute girl returning to her home sneezing everywhere after towring Italy
161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9692 12:55 [No]
The Pokémon Company rejected my design for bolbish, something about "100 years too soon" and "would likely traumatize the child".
162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9693 03:52 [No]
163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9693 07:29 [No]
I don't know how to extract the rar
164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9695 18:43 [No]
If only my fingers fang on command, for that young specimen is certainly fingable.
165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9696 01:51 [No]
No thanks, I'm gay. My penis ain't going in nove.
166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9696 12:03 [No]
167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9698 22:08 [No]
I ain't no furry, but I'm feeling pretty yiffish today.
168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9699 11:54 [No]
That was awesome, your radeness!
169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 20:53 [No]
Oy, mate. moynive is not sharp enough.
170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 21:08 [No]
Don't come near me, Chinaman!
171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9710 20:02 [No]
As regards my anus, please hax it.
172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 02:13 [No]
oh shit 4-ch, i'm cameing
173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 10:36 [No]
>>172
use protection or you might catch an sti
174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 12:40 [No]
I ripped my shirt, how can I unrip it?
175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9714 12:50 [No]
My room is a little messy, gotta apply that feng shui.
176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9715 13:32 [No]
177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 08:56 [No]
I'm so cheffish, I could cook a horse!
178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 09:07 [No]
By day, I am Bruce wane, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... Captchaman.
179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 15:50 [No]
I tried to make a joke to break the yice, but she didn't laugh and made it even more awkward.
180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 21:42 [No]
I cheg down my protein requirements even though it's kind of gross.
181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9724 05:46 [No]
182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9725 01:56 [No]
I'm so stupid. I can't find a dolution.
183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9725 18:13 [No]
My boat has arrived at the porth.
184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9726 09:09 [No]
This arthouse remake of Gone with the Wind starring a Japanese carp is quite coygable.
185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9727 11:53 [No]
Don't read into it; it's not that deepe.
186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9728 15:41 [No]
Water is really pourable. I pour it over my plants every week.
187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9729 15:21 [No]
Is economic bigition really about the wealth of nations, or just about making the economy big?
188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9729 23:00 [No]
Recently, women I've had intercourse have been complaining of excess flatulence, as though my cock were some sort of queiner
189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9730 10:20 [No]
Unfortunately, she was in [i]noskition[/i] to do anything.
190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9732 05:24 [No]
191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 09:23 [No]
192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 14:54 [No]
thussathe Zarathustra
193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 15:07 [No]
194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 15:23 [No]
i noticed that my bunny has been bingish lately.
195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 09:40 [No]
Don't act so nieffive with your pets, despite the quarantine.
196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9749 22:22 [No]
I wish funkomation would dedub that last episode of robo ballsack 3
197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9749 22:27 [No]
198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9749 22:41 [No]
The defendant is hereby sentenced... to death!
199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9750 04:14 [No]
The defendant has escaped through the use of the mystic power contained in his jo crystal!
200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9752 23:38 [No]
George Washington was the first Jewish ballerina in space.
[cibation needed]
201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9755 23:12 [No]
Having some serious bowel mowghment going on here...
202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9756 05:11 [No]
203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9756 06:49 [No]
>>200
Inspiring! I would convert to Judaism but I don't think I can unham.
204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9756 07:58 [No]
>>203
Then you shall remain a gullible woy
205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9756 13:45 [No]
Some Dutch writers regard ij as a ji unto itself.
206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9762 03:28 [No]
You will never do the frop
207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9762 23:40 [No]
The inside of this diaper is delicious, who in their right mind would throw it away? *chom*p
208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9763 00:00 [No]
I will inthrame bps and turn this domain into a cuban magical girl kigurumi meetup site
209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9765 08:48 [No]
210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9765 13:45 [No]
211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9765 17:00 [No]
komoche: The pleasore of being commed inside.
212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9766 18:54 [No]
Look, it's Mud'deb leading a band of desert warrior <i>femene</i>.
213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9766 18:55 [No]
Oh shucks oh gawss, I forgot to change the formatting type.
214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9770 00:18 [No]
I have chaith in this thread...
215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9770 00:21 [No]
I don't care about this board and I never have. I bet by the end of the 90s, BBS will become obsolete, and we'll all go are separate ways without ever saying goodbye.
216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 03:25 [No]
It's time to admit it, I could stand to lose a few pounds. For the rest of the year I will stick to a strict nofation diet!
217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 12:27 [No]
The consequences of eating the whole bag of "Death" brand spicy corn chips has left my trotchute in a condition most regrettable.
218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 22:08 [No]
Why, yes, she IS attractive, but I would never be that crude. Instead, let us say "bed". Your mom is a total milb.
219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 22:22 [No]
I don't see the problem with being vude!
220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 22:38 [No]
Thankfully, my bank's fraud detection department is really sharp, and caught my unscrupulous apartment owners trying to rekash my rent check!
221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9776 22:47 [No]
Of course emacs won't run on the dusty 486 you found while cleaning out your family's basement, but relax, vill run just fine.
222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9779 12:50 [No]
223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9779 19:46 [No]
They call it tache but it never sticks.
224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9784 21:52 [No]
Pretty hot right now, not at all frezeish.
225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9806 06:34 [No]
This fungus has fascinating
gutution.
226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9807 07:52 [No]
I wish to enter a secret area of VUP quality and become a vupeer.
227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9808 19:06 [No]
The bomb didn't go off, so it's time to reazz the area.
228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9809 05:34 [No]
Studying fisics so I can become a fisition
229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9814 02:01 [No]
Somebody touch-a my sheghett!
230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 19:07 [No]
Guaranteed replies to your posts with this one weird treick!
231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 20:43 [No]
The diets have failed to make us unfat.
232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 04:44 [No]
Using a toaster may be faster, but I prefer to broy bread when I have the time.
233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 06:59 [No]
When Godzilla stomped on the 1-mile-long sealed bag of Cheetos, thebang was the stuff of legend.
234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 20:55 [No]
Ide lyke 2 despell jinotion that I hav no idea how 2 spel
235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 00:50 [No]
Girls juss wanna have fun
236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 03:37 [No]
We know one of you DQNs is the criminal. It's time for you to fezzep.
237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 06:26 [No]
I'm gonna fly fish for the Loch Ness Monster even though people say it isn't kawttable!
238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 09:29 [No]
Your dog is sougly I want to pet him. I want to pet him for roughly an hour.
239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 12:21 [No]
that mashed sweet potato is an exyam
240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 13:25 [No]
>>239
If you'd sliced, deep fried and eaten it, it could have been an excip
241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 21:02 [No]
Hey, do you want to try out my ketamine/caffeine fusion blend? I call it ceffine.
242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9836 21:46 [No]
My eugenics lab is dedicated to genetically engineering the Chinaryan master race.
243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9860 18:53 [No]
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?
244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9869 01:53 [No]
Now we put just a chice of salt...
245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9882 22:45 [No]
This hard disk dude is a real scun.
246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9883 12:58 [No]
247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9883 15:02 [No]
I would say that Britain from 1979-1990 was quite thatchable.
248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9884 14:16 [No]
249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9884 17:34 [No]
250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9884 20:24 [No]
251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9884 22:24 [No]
I don't think the company can market a product like that, we need to make it more thotheable.
252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9885 01:17 [No]
Will you buy our ptulips? How about plilleze?
253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9885 07:24 [No]
254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9886 12:45 [No]
Out of all the plastic dolls, He-Man has greatest toyghness
255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9889 22:22 [No]
We were to experiment on the criticality of Diet Coke®, but alas, the State lacked sufficiently fissive material.
256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9891 06:37 [No]
The situation sucks, but it's kopeable.
257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:45 [No]
I couldn't finished that thesk you gave me in time.
258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:21 [No]
259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 17:26 [No]
she's a bitch, I'd call her a bitch, right in front of her tits
260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 08:50 [No]
My exmome took me back to the orphanage.
261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 21:16 [No]
You'll enjoy our product when you cum indoll.
262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:00 [No]
263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:23 [No]
264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:17 [No]
265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 23:12 [No]
These feelings of teidness are overwhelming me...
266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 19:29 [No]
I feel so good right now!
268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:23 [No]
269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 13:15 [No]
Next time I see your ugly mug I'll give you a beating you won't soon forget!
270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 23:00 [No]
There's a snake inide his ass.
271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 00:02 [No]
272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:41 [No]
me da pena que te dicirlo pero tienes que regresar
273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 17:53 [No]
274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:46 [No]
I'm 50% normie and 50% gamer, so instead of "lol" or "kek," I go klalk.
275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:44 [No]
gimme the leche boys and bleed my soul
276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 16:46 [No]
I had kelp for lunch today.
277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 14:43 [No]
278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 18:57 [No]
I can't hear you. I'm defe
279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:13 [No]
280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 06:03 [No]
Let’s quaze into each other’s eyes.
281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:51 [No]
You watch too much unime if you think staring into a quasar is a good idea!
282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:36 [No]
Man, that smug fat faggot's face sure does make him koyllable.
283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:50 [No]
I give this captcha two *thub*s up
284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 05:25 [No]
>>282 I might just shoot him with my bow.
285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 12:58 [No]
Wow, that bowel movement surely did unwipe me.
286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 16:02 [No]
In the hip new lingo, it's not a maths equation, it's just a maquation.
287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 13:18 [No]
Yess, keep on performing those bowel movements >>285!! Good goy!
288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 17:44 [No]
When you get the urge to scratch the worst girl from EVA it's called a reitch.
289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 19:08 [No]
>>286 I heard youngsters nowadays pronounce DQN as dequune.
290 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 20:39 [No]
My devolution ray will now fishize the population of this city! Muahahahaha!
291 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 11:26 [No]
>>289 This is the kind of thing I was talking about in https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1487754277/8 - yesterday I was thinking haha imagine people said it like dequune haha and said it out loud a few times. That was yesterday and now it is today. How did you hear me‽
292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 01:06 [No]
Viennese in Vienna, born to parents Viennese themselves, could not get any wiener!
293 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 14:30 [No]
294 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 23:54 [No]
imagine buying an expensive mechanical keyboard and typing in qwerty. such fools receive my quudgement.
295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 23:57 [No]
Why go to work if I can stay at home and mope all I want?
296 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 01:26 [No]
I want a maid to unchore me.
297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 13:03 [No]
I'll put that dog on a lish.
298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 19:51 [No]
The exrime of a retired contemporary sailor
299 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 02:59 [No]
>>294 You ought to win a faggot badge for not liking qwerty.
300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 03:54 [No]
>>299
if u dont do dvorak u can ride my dick
301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 04:15 [No]
dvorak is for psuedointellectual shaists
302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 15:48 [No]
>>300
If you do dvorak you can lick my baw.
303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 18:12 [No]
Oh boy, a real word.
304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 22:51 [No]
305 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 00:34 [No]
306 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 01:02 [No]
The sluts displayeth their meats―making the ways liketh exobe butch'rs
307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:10 [No]
Never step on a lily pad.
308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 18:21 [No]
Azuki bean paste attracts Doraemon, being dorayaki his favourite food.
309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 11:10 [No]
Stop or you'll make me quum
310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:44 [No]
311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:45 [No]
I fucked every team member of the Red Sox
312 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 00:59 [No]
Come on, man, give me a heiffive.
313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 02:06 [No]
314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 21:53 [No]
>>306Plural subjects do not take verbs ending in -eth,
shisc.
315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 21:43 [No]
316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 23:00 [No]
317 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 23:24 [No]
I need an anime girlfriend in maid clothes.
318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 03:33 [No]
319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 20:11 [No]
320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 21:59 [No]
After Rudolph Giuliani poops his pants in a televised court session, he will be lovingly nicknamed unkolf.
321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 02:48 [No]
They agree with everything he says. The amount of yepment in that room is no joke!
322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 00:46 [No]
wow, DQN sure is gay today.
323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 11:48 [No]
324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 12:51 [No]
Don't tell me where to put my pien! I'll stick it wherever I damn well please.
325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:53 [No]
326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 12:39 [No]
I'd like to tell you that I'm a DQN martial artist of the tenth grade. Mess with me and expect a mitten strike.
327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 03:50 [No]
My academic field of study is the trucks of the British Isles, also known as lorition.
328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 08:53 [No]
Well, I'm a DQN marital artist of the highest order, and I'll definitely inflict a gross nejation on your grandmother if you displease me.
329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 19:01 [No]
>>328 I'll cut you with my katana if you dare do that, pal.
330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 19:04 [No]
331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 00:27 [No]
It's pronounced jiff, silly.
332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:30 [No]
333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 11:03 [No]
wi are not letting ssz get away with the assassination of his antecessor.
334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 18:19 [No]
Take that, dweebs! I just gave 4-ch a one star review on yielp.
335 Name: 名無しさん : 1993-09-9962 17:47 [No]
336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:35 [No]
>>334 That much? I thought you were thouger than that.
337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:46 [No]
All'a these bitches tryna get a sip of mapotion!
338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 17:28 [No]
339 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 23:01 [No]
340 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 00:43 [No]
>>339 That was a scowghable attempt.
341 Name: vc: lush : 1993-09-9971 09:31 [No]
Need a pair of lush asscheecks in my face or so help me god
342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 09:32 [No]
excuse my mistake, I meant to type asscheeks. Preferably from a past, or as my verification says, pog.
343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 09:32 [No]
again, past should say pawg.
Lieger.
344 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 23:03 [No]
You'll grow out of it, it's just a fadge
345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 21:49 [No]
Schwetz' jeder hier Pennsylfanisch Deitch?
346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 22:28 [No]
For this post I had "bow"
347 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 16:15 [No]
I'm moving to the countryside. Can't handle all this car palution.
348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 02:17 [No]
What is she doing to that dog? Gross...
350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 01:38 [No]
>>349 You ain't seen nowting yet.
351 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 10:30 [No]
Submerging in my undersea bote
352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 13:57 [No]
Can I ask you a kind of a personal quusetion?
353 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 17:55 [No]
I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive.
354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:29 [No]
I'm going to eat Silica gell and you can't stop me.
355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 21:35 [No]
>>354 you will get what you dezzuve!
356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:03 [No]
I am going to vore you. I'm not a pervert, just very hungry!
357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 00:51 [No]
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 00:53 [No]
>>357
I remember watching a schoolhouse rock video to memorize this for social studies.
Good times.
359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 02:57 [No]
Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duttise of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.
360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 03:40 [No]
361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:34 [No]
The adult industry, or as we call it in more cultured circles, the gizzness
363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 11:28 [No]
>>353 It's okay to like hens, we won't inpose our preferences on you.
＿＿＿
/ || FBI || ∧＿∧
|.....||＿＿|| （ ） I'll just do something real quick.
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
| | ( ./ /
364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 09:41 [No]
I choose to exhaust good captchas of my own voletion.
365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:34 [No]
Jim Craw's Fermented Sea Emporium is currently looking for new em*ploypment*
366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:37 [No]
Your five fingered toenail is quite freaxish
367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:47 [No]
go away, you smell worse than a goat molesting his niece while eating barbequed pig fetus cooked on the hottest day of Aruba
368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:32 [No]
You do relize that goats can't make barbecues, right?
369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:49 [No]
370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:50 [No]
>>368 I'm afraid I don't know what you rean
371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:58 [No]
Well *extremely homosexual voice*, [i]exscuve[/i] me
372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 10:24 [No]
unite, DQNs of the world!
373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 15:57 [No]
The quick brown fox is dead. It can't jump anymore.
374 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:15 [No]
And lead us not into rupition but deliver us from rupes.
375 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:31 [No]
Yes, your vubeness. Right away.
376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 16:09 [No]
377 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 10:25 [No]
all the flying mittens are making me feel dizzuy
378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 11:43 [No]
A hush descended over DQN as everyone watched the reopening of the imageboard.
379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:41 [No]
Well exwuse me, pwincess.
380 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 09:39 [No]
Viva re, viva duce, viva Italia!
381 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 15:05 [No]
All that glitters is a mareness
382 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 16:04 [No]
Judging by all the yeffage ITT, the great majority of responses were submitted under WakabaMark rules, with only few using HTML settings...
383 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 16:06 [No]
See, look:
shalk
[SHORT BEEP SOUND]
noshalk
384 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 16:07 [No]
>>382
Wtf? Did WakabaMark just queather and die?
385 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 16:14 [No]
Seems like a lil <i>klotchine</i> idiosyncrasy between board looks
386 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 16:17 [No]
It's so much fun ripping depith out of angry gamers online
387 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 01:13 [No]
I'm parched! Give me some wawwter!
388 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 11:04 [No]
Collecting sexual experiences like stamps, I once got a futchob from a teen nymph, but it just felt weird and not sexy. At least I tried it
389 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 12:02 [No]
390 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 05:07 [No]
391 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 06:10 [No]
I'll finish you off with my rune sword
392 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 02:35 [No]
You seem to be lost. Let me show you to the exot.
393 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 22:24 [No]
394 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:05 [No]
395 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 17:57 [No]
396 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 17:21 [No]
My [i]bielsness[/i], my bielsnassss, stay the fuck up out my bielsnassssss
397 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 22:56 [No]
If the crowd don't move, give it a chove
398 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 02:03 [No]
I've developed a sport for non-Jewish people. I call it goylf.
399 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 16:21 [No]
You shouldn't mock DQN's dibotion to Tanasinn. You'l∴ be mu∵der∵d an∵ b∴r∵ed at t∴∵ s∴ak∵
400 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10039 06:49 [No]
I want a cute girl to take care of me.
401 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10041 13:09 [No]
I want Hakurei Reime to let me sniff her armpits.
402 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 13:35 [No]
You're about to get the misogyny lecture from tyrannosaurus sherex
403 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10043 23:15 [No]
Have you watched the East-Indian version of that deub?
404 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10046 17:05 [No]
shawtching like a melody in my head that i can't keep out got me singing like
na na na na everyday it's like my ipod's stuck on reply
405 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10050 21:26 [No]
406 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10053 04:05 [No]
Cuck that quean, yeah, cuck her
407 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10053 12:15 [No]
I'm not Jewish, which means that I am a goy.
I feel like this captcha could have been used more creatively.
409 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10058 16:25 [No]
Violently ejaculating ingay anus.
410 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 17:50 [No]
I took a vow to defend warm mittens from unworthy hands.
411 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 19:31 [No]
I know you wanna touch my big ben
412 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10069 20:24 [No]
I know it may seem like I exude confidence, but I'm actually just oblivious to my surroundings.
413 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 23:24 [No]
Nasty man oedipus got caught in the act of matrifutition
414 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 20:25 [No]
It's high time you unfack yourself.
415 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 21:36 [No]
Only losers use unax
416 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 02:14 [No]
You don't yet have enough covotion to be an anointed plaguebearer.
417 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 16:17 [No]
A hot take so bad it's vowshable
418 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 17:40 [No]
fucking kices
419 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10094 20:44 [No]
The mutation has a 83% chance of creating kaiju-grade monsters.
420 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10105 02:56 [No]
I don't even have a lawn to mow.
421 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10118 01:58 [No]
I've never seen so many people filling up various containers at the gastation
422 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 12:00 [No]
423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 05:39 [No]
424 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10132 05:30 [No]
Hey, Vegeta, what does the skoutter say about his power level?
425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10138 19:03 [No]
kodomo no hara to mune !!!!!!
426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 21:57 [No]
If the writing is to be clear and inoffensive, all traces of wuttness should be revised out.
427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10150 22:07 [No]
It may also behoove a conscientious typesetter to dequogh the manuscript after committing it to hot metal.
428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10151 01:48 [No]
The final days of peretion.
429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10155 04:46 [No]
Can I unyuse a condom? I kind of wanted a child.
430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 22:08 [No]
My moym told me to clean my room if I wanted my tendies.
431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10156 22:19 [No]
it's unbecking time
432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10163 17:10 [No]
You are a rat, a filthy liar, a scoundrel, and an all-around no-good scunbag.
433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10163 17:11 [No]
>>432 Ah, this was typo, actually... it was supposed to be scungab. Now I'll have to guzz off.
434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10164 12:03 [No]
You're not the bowzz of me now
435 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10164 18:27 [No]
I don't know the appropriate town for this.
436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10167 18:00 [No]
Sad to say, but we truly live in an age of jejution these days.
437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10167 19:34 [No]
He made jejune generalizations about haw all students were lazy and never did any work.
438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10168 18:24 [No]
Erotic bodies, together slamming,
My cock into your cunt I'm cramming,
How with words can I describe the divine
Way your body moves? It's sexine.
439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10170 07:34 [No]
She wasn't hot enough to thaw an iceberg, but she was better than a gut fulla lead.
440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10171 15:19 [No]
the...
441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10172 21:37 [No]
Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10172 22:08 [No]
Fuck Hebrew, real men speak Yideish
443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 14:56 [No]
made a donution to the police force
444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 14:48 [No]
445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 14:56 [No]
Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Shri Lanka to worry about.
446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10191 21:44 [No]
I put the rake back inshede.
447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10210 07:27 [No]
I wanna muve to a quiet place.
448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10210 07:29 [No]
Get that cat off of meittable
450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10211 15:42 [No]
B-but I haven't the sisketion.
451 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10215 04:01 [No]
Nothing but a freagment remains.
452 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10215 14:42 [No]
Regardless, the situation with my cow is none of your bessness.
453 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10216 10:19 [No]
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, marc
454 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10216 15:45 [No]
455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10220 13:06 [No]
Got durt on my cock again.
456 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10232 21:44 [No]
the armpits of hakurei reume!
457 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10240 22:24 [No]
May I have a sip of that milk, ma'am?
458 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10277 12:28 [No]
I told >>459 to stop inserting things inass, but he just won't listen
459 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10277 18:00 [No]
Jungaharu-sama, please don't vomit next to me on the bus, I might have a nujetion!
460 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10277 18:00 [No]
Have fath in me, I am your lort
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, marc
462 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10279 13:40 [No]
>>453
Report >>461 for thothment
463 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10281 15:50 [No]
Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong
464 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10282 22:00 [No]
Stop spamming, you fawghen idiot
>>464
tbh, spammers deserve to be dead
466 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10283 09:16 [No]
467 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10284 18:47 [No]
>>466
that's gotta be a yeick from me dawg
468 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10295 23:43 [No]
My argument for why globalization sucks: I hate ni
469 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10296 12:34 [No]
>>469
Pretty sure it's gotta catch yatchalb, bro.
471 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10300 05:25 [No]
i can slide around inthese socks
472 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10300 08:11 [No]
473 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10300 14:09 [No]
peash butt girls
474 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10349 17:59 [No]
Whooqus, the transfer failed, I accidentally qulled out the quowrcable
475 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10349 20:12 [No]
hahaha, tit , my captcha is boob
476 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10353 15:45 [No]
I thought there were a lot of posters in the thread, but it was one guy saming.
477 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10355 22:41 [No]
Do you find it rissable when I say the name Biggus... Dickus?
478 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10365 20:51 [No]
tbh it's about time to reass the OP
479 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10366 00:18 [No]
I hope the recent e-rupetion didn't damage anything important
480 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10366 06:11 [No]
My hammy grammy loves niting very much! OinK!
481 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10370 04:03 [No]
get down with the thaickness
482 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10370 06:26 [No]
What was the name of that lady again, what did the hentai faces for the videos? Mel belfeme?
483 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10371 20:19 [No]
484 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10381 18:30 [No]
485 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10382 21:51 [No]
Too many options, didn't knew what to pick.
486 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10383 09:36 [No]
I can't take it any MOR...
487 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10385 03:08 [No]
This is a tough disition to make. Should I flush my grandma's remains down the toilet, or reanimate them with her cat's corpse like she always wanted?
488 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10385 15:31 [No]
>>487You could just
vore them instead.
489 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10385 20:47 [No]
When considering the act of recovering your grandma's essential salts, consider the quimution her reanimation is sure to cause.
490 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10385 21:59 [No]
Defecation is always preceded by fecation.
491 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10403 23:07 [No]
Filling her up with my semen type A, then plurging it in with my semen type B.
492 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10404 02:31 [No]
493 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 00:58 [No]
we are the japanese goblin
494 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10410 06:48 [No]
This is a complete a*townment*
495 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 21:39 [No]
496 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 21:39 [No]
I wish I could kenudge my way outta this shenanigan
497 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10411 23:49 [No]
All I'm saying is, I have a gun and you're going to play pong with me.
498 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10412 17:35 [No]
499 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10412 17:57 [No]
500 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10412 22:43 [No]
when the turboencabulator reaches top speed, the mulotion process will begin
I broke the rim of my favourite cup ;_;
502 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 07:51 [No]
incese borned me in da worlt
503 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10414 10:33 [No]
Maritime rappers be sailling
504 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10415 08:27 [No]
505 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10416 09:19 [No]
thor should have went for the head.
506 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10418 02:19 [No]
the pelution will get to those belugas some day
507 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10422 22:23 [No]
forgot to deadge the spoobnumby properly, gotta start all over again
508 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10424 03:19 [No]
A retete !
A retete !
A retete !
Smeal my fine gyeer
509 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 03:18 [No]
510 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 20:54 [No]
I've become one with the siethive
511 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 20:55 [No]
You can't handle my dad's cousin's band's bassness
512 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 20:55 [No]
513 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 20:57 [No]
Today an imageboard user called me soygly and I cant find a definition on the urbandictionary or the urbanpictionary
514 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10427 10:11 [No]
515 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10428 17:42 [No]
mee maw shoved raccoon testicles in the datgun nintenda again
516 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10428 23:00 [No]
We live in a rurile area so its okay to drink the froth from squirrel corpses
517 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10435 20:13 [No]
My pretty kitty said pur she's my oodily woobily wibble goil ooooooooo yeeeeeeeshe eeeessssss ^w^
518 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10435 20:14 [No]
519 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10435 23:00 [No]
This bogus research field has finally reached complete (i]bogetion[/i].
520 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10437 05:40 [No]
My loli is strong and rubost, yours is flabby and braindead.
521 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10437 15:10 [No]
Someone who lols a lot is termed a loller
522 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10437 16:41 [No]
I have no serious grudge with you sir knight, or serudge, but I must cross this bridge.
I didn't trust him until he pulled out his jadge
524 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10438 17:24 [No]
After a jog, I get me pipe and stroke the cat
525 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10438 17:24 [No]
I want to detagh myself from reality
526 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10439 02:27 [No]
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the exon Valdez?
527 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10443 16:19 [No]
I had a nice vication with my cousin. :)
528 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10443 16:38 [No]
Papa always say go wit da reeze
529 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10446 04:44 [No]
I sure do love soy, posting "black penis", and uploading interracial porn images to political threads.
530 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10452 01:24 [No]
I'd love to chat, but right now I have to figure out how to make redump-quality ISO files out of CD-ROMs which contain video games.
531 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10456 04:27 [No]
I raped one million lolis. jatcheme if you can FBI.
532 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10459 06:33 [No]
I always jot down how many times I've burped in my dogs face a day, just to prove it to Uncle Jorgan that that dog can take some gas to the face I'll tell ya!
533 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10470 05:57 [No]
exuse me may i pass through here
534 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10473 23:57 [No]
I dropped something in this thread so I came to reteive it, now where did I leave it...
535 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10490 03:42 [No]
I feel it coming, it's in the air
A new sasetion from out of nowhere
536 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10490 03:44 [No]
I smell it farting, it's polluting the air
A new munation from my derrière
537 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10490 06:01 [No]
No more singing! I'll *cut* you!
Failed to format, and now I succumb
A fellow fart escapes my bum
539 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10490 10:53 [No]
Thomething thmellth like thite around here, I think thomeone'th farted
540 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10493 17:12 [No]
That's no doe, it's a hedeer! I can tell by the antlers and also the penis.
541 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10501 14:45 [No]
I krafe chicken dinner, for I am a winner
542 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10509 05:32 [No]
Wwercerm tir derr jungirp
544 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10510 03:49 [No]
545 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10510 21:16 [No]
546 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10519 01:27 [No]
thedgeness of the blade was so great it could cut through a mountain.
547 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10522 20:16 [No]
548 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10539 21:11 [No]
549 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10540 05:08 [No]
September is not too early to reethe in the Philippines.
550 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10540 10:01 [No]
Heading over to Ikea to sate my cravings for bullar
551 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10543 17:51 [No]
I still cant believe after all these years of working at that same dusty ol' mill, Gimbo finally died of exhosp
552 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10543 17:52 [No]
DQNposters are sooooooooo doyxable
553 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10552 04:47 [No]
He's not Georgeish or Johnish, he's got more of a daveish look.
554 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10559 15:56 [No]
555 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 06:46 [No]
556 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 08:09 [No]
Now rub your shossag like you mean it.
557 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10593 19:06 [No]
558 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10606 00:39 [No]
559 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10606 00:41 [No]
Kindly flush those mustard dimpled, titty cakes down the toilet ya cocky slutbag.
560 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10606 07:28 [No]
561 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10612 20:47 [No]
Augh, my crotch... I wish I could unride that poorly adjusted bicycle...
562 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10613 15:11 [No]
563 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10637 20:22 [No]
Don't be mashish you ninny, respect your potatoes!
564 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10637 20:23 [No]
Ow! My reare hurts like hell!
565 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10642 03:19 [No]
The silver bearded wizard asked me to remove his robe and stroke his knees. My uncle's so silly
566 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10642 03:19 [No]
I'm asking you very nucely to remove this thread
567 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10642 05:21 [No]
i am /skershing/ for my hat, but i cannot find it
568 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 19:36 [No]
Sister Mary just took a big duse on my pet frog
569 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10667 08:51 [No]
How am I so good at spelling? I use my best jadgement
570 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10668 21:19 [No]
Beware of mawg!
571 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10669 05:49 [No]
572 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10673 12:51 [No]
After the date, I stole
>>558's sex
toy.
573 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10676 19:30 [No]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastuds!
574 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10689 03:52 [No]
I'll take some shishuce to go, please.
575 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10689 03:53 [No]
Does it count as inshesh if me and my cousin fart in each other's eyes every leap year?
576 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10690 18:47 [No]
577 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10691 10:26 [No]
Eat more pigh, it's unclean-elicious!
578 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10691 11:39 [No]
579 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10691 22:02 [No]
>>577
If only I had known, perhaps I would have left my penis unkute!
580 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10692 10:49 [No]
The mc rebe is back only for 3.69$!
581 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10696 02:47 [No]
ceze this nonsense immediately!
582 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10697 15:15 [No]
We must unite all members of DQN!
583 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10697 15:26 [No]
In other news after posting an actually coherent word in the
[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] thread,
>>582 was arrested on charges of captcha fraud, when asked to
comment on this
>>582 replied "𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘴 is a load of pi-
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿＿＿ clik ∧＿∧
/ / | | + ◇⊂（・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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585 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10739 22:04 [No]
My name is the rap kid, and I'm here to say!
I'm the gayest cocksucker in the U.S.Gay!
586 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10741 19:28 [No]
Aw fuck, after that last night Taco Bell visit I think my shieter has prolapsed.
587 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10743 20:38 [No]
588 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10755 21:33 [No]
This anime has no dialogue, making it highly rawtchable.
589 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10803 15:52 [No]
Shush now little chicken, be a quiethen for me.
590 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10806 17:39 [No]
591 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10806 19:57 [No]
Out with the old, and inwithe the new.
592 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10807 14:50 [No]
Did you see that saucy little minx in the bingo hall? What a gilf!
593 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10836 07:42 [No]
Yes person attempting to look insightful online, her fandom isn't complicated; exdeff just looks hot af.
594 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10847 00:43 [No]
>>593
The reime fanbase is a bit less conflicted about genocide.
595 Name: nerv : 1993-09-10856 07:41 [No]
I'm currently printing this entire thread out into a ream of paper
596 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10856 12:43 [No]
fiy you shouldn't namefag
597 Name: nerv : 1993-09-10857 07:43 [No]
598 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10862 18:10 [No]
My dick of a big brother wont let me go to a thresh metal concert. This is so unfair!!!! (whiny little girl noises)
599 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10862 23:31 [No]
i saw a bunch of harry gay titties
600 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10865 11:02 [No]
Okay, okay, there's no need to yiell!
601 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10866 11:35 [No]
I divorced my hot Japanese exyome after I caught her listening to the Beatles.
602 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10866 12:08 [No]
Thanks for your submission. wir going to beat you to death with hammers now.
603 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10871 19:28 [No]
Please plow my balding fat man ass into submission
604 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10874 05:33 [No]
Spell checkers ore quite reillable now days
605 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10875 02:34 [No]
Hey, these dills ain't scowsher!
606 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10879 12:50 [No]
Could somebody please be so kind as to guide me to the exit of this mortal coil? I've had enough thanks.
607 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10879 23:42 [No]
608 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10882 11:51 [No]
I live in Merth, Australia, pate.
609 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10884 04:49 [No]
One time I walked into the nursery, and I saw a bunch of ladies with their breastesists out, and I looked them square in the fleshbulbs and said "WHAT IS THE TITUTION AROUND HERE?!"
610 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10884 08:19 [No]
Mr. Whiskers just broke a million subs on cattube!
611 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10884 08:20 [No]
What are you doing watching CatTube, yer supposed to be fetchen me some tea, bitch!
612 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10886 04:13 [No]
There's an alarming amount of ficheness at the bird feeder today.
613 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10896 06:49 [No]
The absence of a silly nonsense word or even amusing spelling errors from my CAPTCHA fills me with rage.
614 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10896 20:33 [No]
Every morning, I wake up, go to the fridge and grab a cup of yighit.
615 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10898 23:02 [No]
>>613
Alas, the time of funny nonsense captchas is past.
616 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10899 02:01 [No]
I'll definitely save that picture for later fapping, that's a hotone.
617 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10908 11:35 [No]
Your honor, leagable.
> Death.
618 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10908 14:52 [No]
Hmm, I'm kinda hungry. I should make some lunch and chowgh down.
619 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10908 20:32 [No]
620 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10910 14:12 [No]
>>619
I'd love to, but I'm afraid I don't have inuth to say.
621 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10910 19:13 [No]
I just don't get it... why can't I put the toothpaste back intube?
622 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10913 11:56 [No]
That gable is much too ostentatious and garish. What were they thinking! They should've just stuck with a plaingable.
623 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10914 04:05 [No]
What? I do NOT have "rizz" and Lord keep me from smacking your dirty whippersnapper lips.
624 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10914 05:02 [No]
Why is my Microsoft Edge™ homepage Google Search all of a sudden? Where is miebing?
625 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10933 22:11 [No]
Hoostin, we have a sulution
626 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10933 22:11 [No]
Get out of here neechan, I'm having a fapment in here!
627 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10933 22:12 [No]
628 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10947 02:13 [No]
yami wo kirisaku
oh deshrire
629 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10948 04:02 [No]
630 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10952 10:42 [No]
>>622I agree. We should start a
peskition or something.
631 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10959 04:38 [No]
What are ya waiting for, dork? shram that shampoo bottle up my ass already!
632 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10959 12:33 [No]
Here, a rarest vepe just for you
633 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10960 17:31 [No]
Despite being a vi user (and by that I only mean I am not lost when I type vi and it's not vim, just slightly inconvenienced), I simply can't be bothered to switch from emacs bindings in the shell.
634 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10970 08:41 [No]
wiell, according to the LAWS of SCIENCE, your'e actually wrong on multiple levels!!!!
635 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10978 00:31 [No]
as I removed the dog collar and left the premises, a vague of chongish hit me like a truck
636 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10985 03:15 [No]
Gonna go watch a slaisher movie.
637 Name: (´<_｀ ) : 1993-09-10993 18:58 [No]
Excellent gapetion on that goatsex man!
638 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11015 03:35 [No]
No tea for me this morning, my shabbos goy is late, so I can't turn on the stove.
639 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11020 12:35 [No]
I was trying to shower for the first time this month, but this showrfly kept buzzing around and ruined it!
640 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11040 23:23 [No]
Man, that orangutan at the zoo sure looks tasty. It really makes me want to lickape.
641 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:37 [No]
That Facebook pepe frog sure is a dead meme.
642 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-11104 08:59 [No]
Damn whippersnappers, get off my lawn!
643 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11104 13:08 [No]
644 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11104 13:40 [No]
645 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 15:18 [No]
That's it, I'm going on a wiet
646 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 15:20 [No]
My dum ol' granny wont shut off blezeing saddles, my anime comes in 10 minutes!!!!!
647 Name: ( ･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 15:21 [No]
648 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11115 15:19 [No]
Wow! I can't wait to see how fast this paint drize!
649 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 00:55 [No]
Care to introduce me to your single mom? I'm somewhat of a milfer, you see.
650 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11123 03:47 [No]
anyone remembers lil deuce deuce?
651 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11130 13:32 [No]
known horsefucker and pedophile vawsh
652 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11131 02:20 [No]
"Ore no turn!" "Yuugi!" "hanate!" (tn: hanate means "shoot")
653 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11139 01:25 [No]
Fool, you underestimated the chieffness of first principles!
654 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11148 00:50 [No]
What's the matter son, scared of daddy's big hard cock?
655 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11148 21:21 [No]
Way to hit your cue ya fuckin' noub!
656 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11159 23:04 [No]
My boyller is overheating and might explode!
657 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11160 09:51 [No]
That's nice, I don't give a shite.
658 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11163 00:10 [No]
I asked a horse if it was okay to call him a neiyer and he never talked to me again :(
659 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11169 06:52 [No]
Imagine being the Sultan of Agrabah and letting a duyod that looks like Jafar hypnotize you into letting him head up your affairs of state.
660 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11173 11:46 [No]
This captcha isn't very good but I am not deterd from posting it.
661 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11176 22:58 [No]
662 Name: A girl, on the Internet : 1993-09-11177 00:51 [No]
>>661
Tee hee! No young lad can resist my titness.
663 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11196 21:28 [No]
wutung Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit
664 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11197 02:17 [No]
Shii shells shii shells by the she shore.
665 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11222 04:27 [No]
Oh shit, it finally happened.
666 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11241 09:06 [No]
What is that thaing doing here?
667 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11241 14:32 [No]
The plot thuckens...
668 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11241 18:54 [No]
si, soy un orgulloso miembro de la superestructura elitista
669 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11243 04:02 [No]
Your ice cream tested thawstive. Please maintain proper refrigeration in the future if you do not enjoy it melted.
670 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11245 07:50 [No]
You especially most post here if your captcha is an actual word. That's the law !
671 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11246 20:27 [No]
>>670
sometimes i do, sometimes i don't. cope and seethe
672 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11247 01:33 [No]
I wish to lodge a complaint
673 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11247 12:17 [No]
>>672
Well go loge it somewhere else!
674 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11248 17:03 [No]
675 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11248 18:45 [No]
Drizzle a bit of sloy sauce on that bad boy.
676 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11249 10:16 [No]
Is this the reele life? Is this just fantasy?
677 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11251 11:03 [No]
yeap, miami vuce they dont make em like that anymore
678 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11258 11:14 [No]
The esteemed vicar has announced that he's had just about enough of his congregation's bullshit and is going on a vication.
679 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11259 04:12 [No]
>>678actually he just wants to leave England to get some decent *chow*
680 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11261 09:30 [No]
681 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11263 09:36 [No]
I can't hold it in any longer... I have to confess... the truth is I'm magly in love with you!
682 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11263 13:01 [No]
I'm glad Theo van gogh was there for his brother.
683 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11264 07:24 [No]
This wojak picture I have acquired is quite meimable, if I do so say myself.
Binks the gungen was the Emperor's strongest soldier
685 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11267 16:21 [No]
686 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11267 17:09 [No]
Hang on, are you allowed to be named nig?
687 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11267 18:34 [No]
Well, i reckon it might cause some guspition...
| ＼
|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I can perform my singine and dancing now!
|
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
689 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11290 00:36 [No]
UNNNNGHHHH DAMN MY CHRONIC jizzeze I CAN'T STOP COOOOOMMMMIIIIING
690 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11292 16:34 [No]
We incinerated his skeleton and scattered the ashes... it was a little unorthodox, but a skemation is what he would have wanted.
691 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11293 17:53 [No]
Drowning my sorrows inbuze.
692 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11293 18:31 [No]
Cute boy who no longer desires to have children & gets the vazz
693 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11296 04:20 [No]
694 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11296 23:51 [No]
Mmm... some yummy meattly
695 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11297 12:33 [No]
The newborn chick realised she had merely hatched into the inside of another, larger egg, and would now have to find a way to rehatch out into the real world.
696 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 07:13 [No]
Some people would see this captcha as a golden opportunity to be anti-Semitic, but I'm not that kind of goy.
697 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 09:20 [No]
I shouldn't have eaten all that spicy curry... how am I going to get my butt unsore now?
698 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 09:07 [No]
I want to get dropkicked by hong meiling-chan!
699 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 14:47 [No]
700 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 16:31 [No]
701 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11305 15:38 [No]
Oh boy, I can't wait to watch the latest banana fritter unboxing video on fritchube!
702 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11306 00:12 [No]
Todokete setsuna sa ni wa
Namae wo tsukeyou ka sunow faletion
703 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11306 20:48 [No]
nazeable recreational drugs have a pretty bad rap, but don't let that keep you away from an appropriate saline wash if you have rhinitis
704 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11307 10:45 [No]
705 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11308 07:58 [No]
>>704
It is towpen to reader interpretation whether this is a corruption of "what the fuck" or "what the heck" or simply a combination of the two.
706 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11320 15:27 [No]
707 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11322 20:27 [No]
No, it's all wrong, he shouldn't be green or speaking in a Scottish accent. unshreck this fictional ogre at once!
708 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11324 02:43 [No]
"Proud and insolent youth, prepare to meet thy doom.”
"Dark and sinister man, have at thi.”
709 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11324 02:54 [No]
I love spamming loli gore on imageboards ヽ(´∇`)ノ
710 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11325 10:11 [No]
There's no need for coyness, just tell me honestly what you think of my curried shrimp and strawberry soufflé.
711 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11328 15:06 [No]
In the future we will not fill up at the gastotion and we will subscribe to tankers making deliveries tearing up the roads in your neighborhood
712 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11331 12:39 [No]
cese this foolishness at once
713 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11331 17:57 [No]
I'm not very sleggy, need to work on my slegness.
714 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11335 13:26 [No]
I do not need to see more films in a raimly style to be honest.
715 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11337 23:06 [No]
I asked Google to shomale, and now I'm getting a lecture on how that's not a PC term
I'm feeling a sense of deatchment from who I used to be.
717 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11338 20:50 [No]
I saw this girl pooping in a trash can at the county fair, and I said to myself and about 50 of my buddies, "Boy! That little girly sure is scaittable"
718 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11338 20:51 [No]
719 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11338 20:53 [No]
720 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11338 20:54 [No]
721 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11339 15:29 [No]
>>720
That fact fills me with joy!
722 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11340 23:39 [No]
I saw girls touching each other's no-nos inyure manga.
723 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11341 11:19 [No]
I want *Revy* to step on my dick.
724 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11341 12:14 [No]
Ugh, I can't stand depressed alcoholic single mothers who wear too much eyeshadow... I need to find a way to unpam my copy of Stardew Valley.
725 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11341 17:30 [No]
That meower fawcker is posting again
726 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11342 00:42 [No]
I say, old chaps, my verification code today is rather posh.
727 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11345 10:33 [No]
>>722
Girls need to get their rox off sometimes too, you know.
728 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11346 05:09 [No]
Oh my gaw, how could you post about such lewd things?
There are 17 year old children reading this textboard!
729 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11346 07:54 [No]
>>728
What? I didn't know, I swear! Please don't arrest me on sospition of child abuse!
730 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11346 09:05 [No]
>>729
You will face juthness for your crimes.
731 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11346 23:32 [No]
inutt to that degenerate shit
732 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11347 08:05 [No]
The sphinx of black quartz called my vow "derivative, melodramatic and maudlin, lacking in sincerity and vision." :(
733 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11353 00:11 [No]
I hold back my most sexual statements, because I wouldn't want anyone thinking I'm a mere laitcher!
734 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11353 15:58 [No]
Shut the fuck up, bietch!
735 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11353 17:01 [No]
sorey, that was inappropriate of me.
736 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11353 20:46 [No]
My torement knows no end...
737 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11353 22:33 [No]
738 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11354 14:12 [No]
I hate dams so dang much! I want my annual gosh-darn floods back, Nasser!
739 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11354 17:27 [No]
mibe I should kill myself...
740 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11355 14:46 [No]
I wish my inmume system worked properly. :(
741 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11355 14:56 [No]
Oh God, I ate too much Taco Bell... I'm voum, dude...
742 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11355 15:14 [No]
Anyone wanna have a lan party and play some Starcraft?
743 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11355 16:26 [No]
>>741
Quit eating this slop and go eat some froutt
744 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11355 16:27 [No]
I wiersh my life wasn't so miserable...
745 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11356 10:57 [No]
>>736,739,744
Don't give up! Life would be worse if you were gawn!
746 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11356 19:14 [No]
747 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11357 10:15 [No]
748 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11358 13:27 [No]
Joel Lastofus enjoys playing golf with friends!
749 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11362 10:30 [No]
It's months away, but I can't wait to gather around the hearth for a merry yulfire
750 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11362 12:03 [No]
>>749
Before we can make it to Yule, we still have to survive Halloween. I hope I don't get eaten in the night by some sort of ghost or goull!
751 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11362 23:40 [No]
Help! I thought it'd just be fun, but I can't find my way out of this corn maze and I'm not sure I'll make it out!
752 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11363 11:43 [No]
>>751
Don't worry, you can survive a good while on raw corncobs if it comes to it.
753 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11363 19:41 [No]
Skill issue. If I were lost in a corn maze I would simply keinly navigate my way out.
754 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11363 20:01 [No]
Corn (maize) should only be eaten in modation.
755 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11363 21:08 [No]
4chan is the wroste trash in the world
756 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11364 09:49 [No]
>>755
I agree. Some claim it has its hize and lows, but the truth is it just sucks.
757 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11364 10:46 [No]
I blame thiex administrator.
758 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11364 10:57 [No]
After the tragic accident in which I lots my butt cheeks, I thought my life was over. But thanks to groundbreaking new rebum surgery I can now return to a fulfilling life of bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex!
759 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11365 02:09 [No]
put more ROMs on my Raspberry pi
760 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11365 15:51 [No]
Please listen to my genius plan to unwar the Middle East.
761 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11365 16:18 [No]
Haha who would get into a fistfight over skube of all things?
762 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11365 20:14 [No]
763 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11365 21:36 [No]
Believe it or not, a diet that consists entirely of one's own semen provides excellent nutition.
764 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11365 21:56 [No]
How dare my captcha be so rude?
765 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11368 14:58 [No]
>>764
The audacity of this captcha fils me with indignation!
766 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 02:37 [No]
The alien invasion turned out to be a houx.
767 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 09:07 [No]
>>766
That's just what the reptilian Satanic paedophile deepe state wants you to believe.
768 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 18:10 [No]
My vagina is exhausted. I need a vajation!
769 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11382 00:30 [No]
770 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11382 13:59 [No]
771 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 23:21 [No]
772 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 03:47 [No]
773 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 00:02 [No]
774 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 11:37 [No]
I should join the fietness club and get back in shape.
775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 21:22 [No]
This seat isn't chairish enough for my liking.
776 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 21:29 [No]
Hey you, reading this! Why don't you delurk and post your captcha already?
777 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11389 17:17 [No]
778 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 13:49 [No]
You farted on my face while I was asleep. Now you must di.
779 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 04:26 [No]
780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 07:30 [No]
>>779
I'm afraid the concept does not appeal to me.
Unless, perchance, a cute girl were to spontaneously gro a phallic appendage and become the perpetrator of such..
781 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 11:35 [No]
>>780
What if she were to spontaneously grow a third leg instead? Asking for a friend.
782 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 19:25 [No]
nigment must be some sort of dark pigment.
783 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 02:42 [No]
Your face looks like a dropped skone.
784 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 13:19 [No]
The Gay Police are here to dehet you.
785 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 15:04 [No]
I'm posting on 4 deash ch dot net slash dqn
786 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 11:03 [No]
Do you find my futhott? What about my other foot?
787 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 13:55 [No]
I've been trying to connect to the internet via aquatic mammals, but unfortunately the sealping is really high. :/
788 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 10:57 [No]
While I was intently focused on stuffing this live chicken up my arse, the doorbell rang and I got so surprised I shathen.
789 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 21:00 [No]
my favorite uma? spe-chan, of course
790 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 01:19 [No]
I lack the vojition to do any of those things I always meant to do.
791 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 09:23 [No]
I hope nobody notices my boner!
792 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 13:29 [No]
I must my quetuss make, with a bear buttkin.
793 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 11:02 [No]
>>783
Oh yeah? Well your fase looks like the wrong end of a half-plucked turkey!
794 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 14:36 [No]
I dropped my scone and lost half of it, now it's just a sco.
795 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 19:07 [No]
I'm gonna shove it inyutch.
796 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 16:04 [No]
yowgh! I just tripped over half a scone that someone left on the floor and hurt my toe!
797 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 17:09 [No]
Just dab ABC (aconitine, belladonna, and chloroform) bloffment on it and your toe pain will be a past memory!
798 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 17:59 [No]
Lo, an unjele of the Lord has come to us...
799 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 10:36 [No]
>>797
You're certain this won't kill me?
801 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 23:01 [No]
802 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 09:19 [No]
Vlad Tepes will not let any terk conquer Romania.
803 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 16:38 [No]
I'm so relieved that jo biden won the election.
804 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 16:42 [No]
>>799
Well if you start shitting liquid, convulsing, hurting neuropathically, experiencing any cardiovascular symptoms, and/or dying that's just the wolfsbane doing its thing!
806 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 10:07 [No]