[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (874)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

772 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 03:47

and then they fulk

773 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 00:02

oral fisketion

774 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 11:37

I should join the fietness club and get back in shape.

775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 21:22

This seat isn't chairish enough for my liking.

776 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 21:29

Hey you, reading this! Why don't you delurk and post your captcha already?

777 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11389 17:17

post leletion

778 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11390 13:49

You farted on my face while I was asleep. Now you must di.

779 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 04:26

rape.

780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 07:30

>>779
I'm afraid the concept does not appeal to me.
Unless, perchance, a cute girl were to spontaneously gro a phallic appendage and become the perpetrator of such..

781 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 11:35

>>780
What if she were to spontaneously grow a third leg instead? Asking for a friend.

782 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 19:25

nigment must be some sort of dark pigment.

783 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 02:42

Your face looks like a dropped skone.

784 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 13:19

The Gay Police are here to dehet you.

785 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 15:04

I'm posting on 4 deash ch dot net slash dqn

786 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 11:03

Do you find my futhott? What about my other foot?

787 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 13:55

I've been trying to connect to the internet via aquatic mammals, but unfortunately the sealping is really high. :/

788 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 10:57

While I was intently focused on stuffing this live chicken up my arse, the doorbell rang and I got so surprised I shathen.

789 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 21:00

my favorite uma? spe-chan, of course

790 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 01:19

I lack the vojition to do any of those things I always meant to do.

791 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 09:23

I hope nobody notices my boner!

792 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 13:29

I must my quetuss make, with a bear buttkin.

793 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 11:02

>>783
Oh yeah? Well your fase looks like the wrong end of a half-plucked turkey!

794 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 14:36

I dropped my scone and lost half of it, now it's just a sco.

795 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 19:07

I'm gonna shove it inyutch.

796 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 16:04

yowgh! I just tripped over half a scone that someone left on the floor and hurt my toe!

797 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 17:09

Just dab ABC (aconitine, belladonna, and chloroform) bloffment on it and your toe pain will be a past memory!

798 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 17:59

Lo, an unjele of the Lord has come to us...

799 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 10:36

>>797
You're certain this won't kill me?

800 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 21:02

>>800
>>799
>>799-1
>>700-800
test

801 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 23:01

I'm inrove with you!

802 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 09:19

Vlad Tepes will not let any terk conquer Romania.

803 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 16:38

I'm so relieved that jo biden won the election.

804 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 16:42

>>799
Well if you start shitting liquid, convulsing, hurting neuropathically, experiencing any cardiovascular symptoms, and/or dying that's just the wolfsbane doing its thing!

805 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 18:57

O deage, O de mores!

806 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 10:07

ambivalent about men

807 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11447 21:46

There's plenty more fish in the sea, but I have nobate.

808 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 11:06

i need a vecation

809 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 16:09

All right, all right, there's no need to showt!

810 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11456 18:03

When you wipe wrong, you gotta wash your hands reele thoroughly.

811 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11457 15:35

I wish my life was a sloyss of life instead of a psychological horror.

812 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11457 18:21

You should kill yourself, NOW

813 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11459 00:18

I would sooner die than bathe, thank you very much

814 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11459 03:01

Keep wallowing inuck, then.

815 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11460 10:30

I'm looking for a Mr. inoff, first name Jack? Has anyone seen Jack inoff?

816 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11460 14:46

Yeah, I saw him, and after what I saw him doing I think I'm gonna vom.

817 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11460 21:48

I wasn't paying attention to the last few posts, and now something reex.

818 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11461 14:03

Jesus, what is that smell? Screw this, I'm going home!

819 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11461 16:00

Sorry everyone, that's just the smell of my stinky reeking unwashed vageen.

820 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11468 15:03

Babe, you're the Chick-fil-A® sowss to my waffle fries.

821 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11471 16:16

こたつ
炬燵 (n.): a hottable.

822 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11474 20:36

Anyone else think that matador is looking awfully goreable just now?

823 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11487 22:17

Because of the president's executive orders on transgender health I can no longer deboy. :(

824 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11489 21:36

>>823
You're still a she to me. <3

825 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11494 21:29

I'm firing my unitt.

826 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11495 02:09

Go fuck yourself, nigger

827 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11496 20:45

I like my wine how I like my philosophical conundrums: mulled.

828 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11496 22:34

wutile clan aint nuthin ta fuck with

829 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11497 13:29

Dost thou mocketh me?

830 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11497 15:15

gib me the beans, boys, and free my bowels; the mess is gonna take a hundred towels.

831 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11498 21:25

More beans! Let's fill up >>830 until he goes pop!

832 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 02:18

lo and behold, the turds cometh

833 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 15:20

Someone has grievously soiled an hundred of this bathhouse's glorious rayment....

834 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 15:45

>>833
Fear not, I am a kung fu master, and I vow to take revenge upon >>830 and restore this bathhouse's honour.

835 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 00:07

>>830 don't be so seilsish! Leave me some beans too

836 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11501 10:40

Suck my kock!

837 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11503 14:51

The chai goes on the chaitable.

838 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11505 15:45

Everyone was left in stunod silence when I told them what "donuts" is backwards.

839 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11505 18:04

Oy vey, shut it down, the goy knows

840 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11508 09:41

Is this the thread where we input CAPTCHAs?

841 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11508 15:21

Alas, I have no son or dawther to give in marriage.

842 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11508 21:44

This Chihuahua looks very yipable

843 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11516 03:50

I'm sorry honey, but until you take care of that heast infection, you better sew that bologna port SHUT! YEW HEEYER MEE MISSY??????

844 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11516 18:17

>>843
You won't even eat my stinky vagina? Such meanness...

845 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 02:33

hanag! ...sorry, I sneezed in your hair.

846 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 05:26

Alas, her revage didn't match her plumage.

847 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 10:19

>>845
yuse a tissue next time!

848 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 12:15

I am inume to propaganda.

849 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 13:50

>>846
Don't let that stop you from boneing.

850 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 22:17

>>842
If it keeps yipping like that, I hope it exploze.

851 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11523 20:25

>>850
i won't be making any paiyment if that keeps up.

852 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11523 20:26

<i>soy</i>

853 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11523 21:05

My groundbreaking paper on anarcho-occultist analysis of bovine flatulence didn't pass thipeer review. :(

854 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11524 15:19

So I was in the bar one day and I metchusk. That was one weird fellow.

855 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11524 22:16

>>853
My cat is intrigued, please elaborate purther

856 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11525 10:11

>>855
sothe thing is, everyone assumes cows aren't capable of arcane or Marxist thought, but what if I told you we were simply looking at the wrong end...

857 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11537 10:37

The guy in front of me in the plane seemed a bit nervous about skydiving, so I gave him a friendly lilpush. How was I to know he hadn't put his parachute on yet?

858 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11543 02:38

i fought the law and the law won

859 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11543 10:16

After throwing up the hamburger I ate earlier, it still looked pretty good, so I went ahead and reate it.

860 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11546 08:34

>>858
Hopefully you've learned to deshish from such foolishness in future.

861 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11547 09:51

chuceen mcnuggets. yum

862 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11547 11:59

>>861
Eat your veg, ya fatty

863 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11549 08:46

Captain! It seems the bees of the porthive have gone to war with the bees of the starboard hive, and none of the seamen can cross the deck without getting stung.

864 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 17:06

Can't defax what has been faxed

865 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 17:08

>>864
Can't unlupe what has been luped neither

866 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 19:15

>>864
You can if you fli to the recipient's house quickly enough and bludgeon their fax machine with a claw hammer to prevent it from printing.

867 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11551 14:42

>>861
You should cutt those out of your diet, they're bad for you.

868 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11551 15:42

The doctor prescribed me scabotion for my open sores

869 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11552 09:15

>>868
Those are some nasty sores, you look as though you've been hit by an entire volley of arrows!

870 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 12:52

>>869
Looks like they were exploding arrows! Didn't the Geneva Agreement ban the use of such odious cunition ages ago?

871 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 14:02

>>868
Yow that's gotta hurt!

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