The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
I'm inrove with you!
Vlad Tepes will not let any terk conquer Romania.
I'm so relieved that jo biden won the election.
>>799
Well if you start shitting liquid, convulsing, hurting neuropathically, experiencing any cardiovascular symptoms, and/or dying that's just the wolfsbane doing its thing!
O deage, O de mores!
ambivalent about men
There's plenty more fish in the sea, but I have nobate.
i need a vecation
All right, all right, there's no need to showt!
When you wipe wrong, you gotta wash your hands reele thoroughly.
I wish my life was a sloyss of life instead of a psychological horror.
You should kill yourself, NOW
I would sooner die than bathe, thank you very much
Keep wallowing inuck, then.
I'm looking for a Mr. inoff, first name Jack? Has anyone seen Jack inoff?
Yeah, I saw him, and after what I saw him doing I think I'm gonna vom.
I wasn't paying attention to the last few posts, and now something reex.
Jesus, what is that smell? Screw this, I'm going home!
Sorry everyone, that's just the smell of my stinky reeking unwashed vageen.
Babe, you're the Chick-fil-A® sowss to my waffle fries.
Anyone else think that matador is looking awfully goreable just now?
Because of the president's executive orders on transgender health I can no longer deboy. :(
>>823
You're still a she to me. <3
I'm firing my unitt.
I like my wine how I like my philosophical conundrums: mulled.
wutile clan aint nuthin ta fuck with
Dost thou mocketh me?
gib me the beans, boys, and free my bowels; the mess is gonna take a hundred towels.
lo and behold, the turds cometh
Someone has grievously soiled an hundred of this bathhouse's glorious rayment....
Suck my kock!
The chai goes on the chaitable.
Everyone was left in stunod silence when I told them what "donuts" is backwards.
Oy vey, shut it down, the goy knows
Is this the thread where we input CAPTCHAs?
Alas, I have no son or dawther to give in marriage.
This Chihuahua looks very yipable
I'm sorry honey, but until you take care of that heast infection, you better sew that bologna port SHUT! YEW HEEYER MEE MISSY??????
>>843
You won't even eat my stinky vagina? Such meanness...
hanag! ...sorry, I sneezed in your hair.
Alas, her revage didn't match her plumage.
I am inume to propaganda.
>>842
If it keeps yipping like that, I hope it exploze.
<i>soy</i>
My groundbreaking paper on anarcho-occultist analysis of bovine flatulence didn't pass thipeer review. :(
So I was in the bar one day and I metchusk. That was one weird fellow.
>>855
sothe thing is, everyone assumes cows aren't capable of arcane or Marxist thought, but what if I told you we were simply looking at the wrong end...
The guy in front of me in the plane seemed a bit nervous about skydiving, so I gave him a friendly lilpush. How was I to know he hadn't put his parachute on yet?
i fought the law and the law won
After throwing up the hamburger I ate earlier, it still looked pretty good, so I went ahead and reate it.
>>858
Hopefully you've learned to deshish from such foolishness in future.
Captain! It seems the bees of the porthive have gone to war with the bees of the starboard hive, and none of the seamen can cross the deck without getting stung.
Can't defax what has been faxed
>>864
Can't unlupe what has been luped neither
>>864
You can if you fli to the recipient's house quickly enough and bludgeon their fax machine with a claw hammer to prevent it from printing.
>>861
You should cutt those out of your diet, they're bad for you.
The doctor prescribed me scabotion for my open sores
>>868
Those are some nasty sores, you look as though you've been hit by an entire volley of arrows!
>>869
Looks like they were exploding arrows! Didn't the Geneva Agreement ban the use of such odious cunition ages ago?
>>870
I don't know about exploding arrows, to me it looks more like he was run over by a rawls royce.
I don't know about this search engine, it's a little bingish...
I want someone to check 'em, but alas, I only have one solitary deube
Does anyone know what the kingment by "hung drawn and quartered?" He meant my dick is hung and I'm going to have my portrait drawn and then be quartered in some nice bedchambers, right?