CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVI] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10066 09:56

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102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 08:58

Japanese recording artist Kyary Pamyu Pamyu wrote for The Guardian, and said

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 11:09

counter

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10107 15:10

>>97
Worst part is, if you get flagged someone from the company will read through your story to decide whether it's a false-positive. (yes, that happens a lot)
Like, goddammit, I was just about to get my insides ripped apart by a Scyther, and then this shitty change comes along. Considering the general age of Pokémon protagonists, the filter makes continuing that story a non-starter.

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10108 12:24

Isn't it possible to run AI dungeon locally? I remember hearing about people getting it to run locally when it was new; though I'd imagine it consumes ridiculous processing power to do so.

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 13:23

Financial relief during a pandemic is great, but have you ever seen a giant squid statue?

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 15:52

>>105
i think AI dungeon's implementation is on github along with several forks, and yeah, it needs a CUDA-enabled GPU to run (i have a GTX 1080 but I've yet to try it) which is funny because it's just a text prompt. I imagine it retrains the GPT network with every new input or something stupid like that.

108 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 15:59

>>107 "It's ELIZAs all the way down!"

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 18:19

The television character does not match the plaintiff in appearance: GBF appears as a non-human creature, a giant floating head with no body from outer space, while Plaintiff is a human being, and when GBF loses his title, the character literally explodes, unlike Plaintiff.

110 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10109 20:52

🍑💨

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 05:01

i used to look forward to VR and sexbots and shit until like
its all a psyop
to keep u from realizing how fucking shitty and unfulfilling a modern 4HL of slaving away for the kikes at some makework job really is
like all people want is a fucking house and a wife
instead u get a VR headset that makes ur 10m² bug apartment in a city without a shred of greenery for 100mi LOOK like a house
all this technological advancement and people just use it to pretend like theyre living in a time before all that technology existed lmao
tfw u slave away for mr. noseberg for 50 hours a week to afford holodeck tokens so you can spend your free time in a virtual simulation of a farmhouse on the prarie with a loving wife and some animals and children

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 05:02

me and my twink bf watching the satan machine knit together an unholy abomination from our combined DNA
:poppo:

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10110 17:43

>>111 Chinese and Japanese are the most invested in building waifubots, not bignoses.

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 19:56

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10111 21:05

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 03:54

Early in 1973, Muir abruptly left the band, ostensibly due to an onstage injury, but in fact due to an overwhelming spiritual need which led him to retreat from music and join a monastery (something which was not communicated to his bandmates at that time).

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 11:01

The major-key quantized supersaw preset melodic detritus squeezed by 145 bpm claps and associated dance idiom of Jumpstyle must be exposed as a lowest common denominator, engineered for instant appeal to the West-European youth market, as a weapon of conformity - a tool to deradicalize post-euphoric club oneness.
But a peculiar star seems to emerge in the sky. At the junction where modern folklore and mass mono culture met, Patrick Matizz fka Patrick Jumpen, former Jumpstyle prophet, saw the light and emerged as a street evangelist.
Patrick was first enticed by the allure of the spectacle, but then saw the cold machinery of capitalism from the inside and desperately sought a way out. He found himself in the middle of an empathogen-fueled electronic fata morgana, but he came down in a barren wasteland of sin and rejected a superficial life of luxury, life as a pawn of systems bigger and more malevolent than he could ever imagine.
Patrickís chosen personal path to salvation was escape from the belly of the monster that brought him empty success. But what if those malignant forces could be destroyed from within? What if the stolen and deformed vocabulary of jumpstyle could be reappropriated and used again for its original utopic goals and inclusive ideology? Could Patrickís outsider gospel serve as a blueprint for a sincere, non-scalable, spiritually fulfilling music?

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10112 21:31

世界に対する疑念

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 02:17

Superheroes LOVE Potty Time!
by Amber Lily

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10113 15:08

Please help.
I'mout of butter.
please drop a stick at the corner of Wayne and Fifth between 2 and 4am today(Sunday)
I don't want to meet people,I don't want new friends,I just need butter.Butter is important to me.

122 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 00:39

🮲🮳🯁🯂🯃

123 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 01:09

The chief prosecutor A.I. Vipper made supposedly antisemitic statements in his closing address.

124 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 02:59

imagine being a chinaman on a refurbished thinkpad t60 and the only way you can cum is to play morrowind sex mods on steam

125 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 03:47

All that tough guy shit but you know inside his pants theres a shrivelled circumcised penis. I cant take an American seriously ever knowing they have a mutilated penis. Imagine driving around in your automatic car with a circumcised penis between your legs, staring through your windshield with your fluoride eyes, daily life of an American, ultimate cucks.

126 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 06:39

if dawkins werent such a fedora tipper he could literally have used the word egregore instead of having to coin his own special snowflake word to describe the same thing

127 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:39

鮎川まどか

128 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:47

>>124
>>125
>>126
Im having deja vu.

129 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10114 22:56

Sir David John Spiegelhalter OBE FRS (born 16 August 1953) is a British statistician and Winton Professor of the Public Understanding of Risk in the Statistical Laboratory at the University of Cambridge[3] and a Fellow of Churchill College, Cambridge.[1][4][5][6] Spiegelhalter is an ISI highly cited researcher.

Spiegelhalter was born on 16 August 1953. His name means "Mirror holder" in German and would be prophetic in that he holds up a mirror to people who publish bad statistics.[8]

130 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10115 04:14

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE BLIND AND THE DEAF!

131 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10115 07:42

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132 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10115 07:43

IT GOT RID OF THE CHEEKS >:((((((((

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133 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:03

Mum's internet research on vaccines doesn't make her an expert, court decides

134 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 01:39

As he approached Kathmandu with his armies he passed a sadhu (or holy man) on the trail who asked him for a bowl of curd. Not one to shirk his religious duties, Prithvi Narayan Shah presented the food, but the sadhu’s table manners proved a little rustic. After he finished eating he vomited his meal into a cup and offered it to the Raja to drink. Understandably, Prithvi Narayan Shah wasn’t altogether delighted with the sadhu’s gratitude; he grabbed the cup out of the sadhu’s outstretched hands and threw the contents back at him. This may not have been the politest thing he could have done, but if this was churlish the sadhu’s reaction was even more so. He was furious, and stood up to curse the Raja in front of his followers.

“If only you had swallowed your pride and drunk the curd, I could have granted your every wish,” he proudly boasted, doing what many drunk men have done before and since by trying to look dignified while caked in vomit. “Instead I will send you a curse. You will go on to conquer Nepal, but your family will rule for only ten generations. At the end of the tenth generation the Shah kings will be no more.”

135 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 11:51

/tenor klee bestie

136 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10118 14:20

#showtooltip
/cast [@target,nodead,mod:shift] Prayer of Fortitude; Power Word: Fortitude; [@target,mouseover,help,dead] Resurrection; Power Word: Fortitude

137 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10119 00:38

Wow! This Team Of Modders Have Added Ray Tracing To Glover For The Nintendo 64, And It Looks Like Total Shit.

138 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10120 21:50

All you brainwashed morons are going to HELL for the hate you spread “in the name of the Lord”. Human progress will continue to be stifled, hatred and violence will continue to thrive, innocent people will perish and perish, as long as people like you continue to live the lives you do. Godless shits. In an ocean of piss, you are also piss. If you don’t believe me, read the torah or the quran or the bible. Don’t respond idc what sassy comeback you can come up with, it won’t be clever or funny

139 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 01:55

The design team was lead by Sheldon Rosenstein, a convicted child-beater, arsonist, and avid necrophiliac. Sheldon was reportedly pen-pals with Shiro Ishii, and Oskar Dirlewanger. When questioned about these letters outgoing to hostile countries, Sheldon replied that he was merely exchanging 'tips and tricks'. Sheldon's team designed a mechanism that would lock the crew hatches shut, thus trapping the crew, when smoke was detected inside the sherman after being penetrated and set alight. Not only that, but apparently there was also a following feature that was a re-take on the Brazen Bull. When the crew was burning to death, their screams would be amplified by speakers that projected outside the tank. The U.S. Ordnance Department justified these features by proclaiming that the Germans would be frightened by the hellish screams of the sherman crews being incinerated, and allied soldiers would be more motivated to fight hard, lest the same fate befall them. Sheldon also later devised a system that had a 1 in 59 chance of setting off an explosive charge in the ammunition storage every time the Sherman's engine was turned on. Supposedly, this was to 'test the crew's luck before battle'. This innovation was well-received by the U.S. Army, but was rejected for budgetary reasons. Upon receiving news of the Army's rejection, Sheldon bludgeoned his manservant to death with a fire iron in a fit of unstoppable rage. Years after the war, Sheldon tragically died in a fire, which he had started in a New York orphanage.
To this day he remains the only jewish-american to ever hold the Iron Cross without ever serving. Goebbles himself sent a letter to Rosenstein, in which he complimented Sheldon for the destruction of over 1.000 american tanks and called him "the only jew to ever serve the german people".

140 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 02:34

(. ❛ᴗ❛)っ

142 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 02:47

143 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 11:26

and also represents something spherical, fat, or small, because children supposedly like such things

144 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10121 12:53

unceremoniously

vc: gey

145 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 09:18

Paimon (also Paimonia, Paymon) is one of the Kings of Hell, more obedient to Lucifer than other kings are, and has two hundred legions of demons under his rule. He has a great voice and roars as soon as he comes, speaking in this manner for a while until the conjurer compels him and then he answers clearly the questions he is asked. When a conjurer invokes this demon he must look towards the northwest, the direction of Paimon's house, and when Paimon appears he must be allowed to ask the conjurer what he wishes and be answered, in order to obtain the same from him.

146 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 16:25

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147 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 16:44

This sounds like Death Grips but with a chill beat and about cocks

148 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 17:07

making alt accounts and typing in 'this is the way' or 'ape strong together' on superstonk is a retarded easy karma farm to get good goy points for troll accounts

149 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 18:11

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - Touhou pornography. The Touhou project has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised Touhou may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to Touhou pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.

150 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10122 18:11

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151 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 01:40

After seeing Baksh in a British television advertisement for Maxwell House coffee in 1971, Michael Caine became obsessed with finding the woman he considered to be "the most beautiful... he had ever seen."[2] From a friend in the advertising business, he discovered that she lived only a few miles from him in London. The couple were married in Las Vegas on 8 January 1973,[4] and have one daughter, Natasha.

152 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 08:54

>>150
nice virus

153 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10124 10:23

Meanwhile, a source claimed to the outlet that Melinda wasn't entirely unaware of his alleged misconduct at the workplace, though it's hard to say how much she knew about it.
"Melinda was aware there were some issues, but it's unclear if she knew about all of it," the insider said.

154 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10124 11:30

Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We're two hours into our seventeen hours extravaganza here at the Slammy Awards. Our next award is for 'Guest Host of the Year' and here to present the award is Vince McMahon now. Earlier today I was lucky enough to have Vince get me some notes on how to do comedy ― Vince McMahon gave me a couple of comedy notes, thank god my life is complete now. Wasn't sure if I could go on but Vince gave me some comedy notes.

155 Name: vc: sour : 1993-09-10124 11:56

Damnnn niggarrrr....
we gonna kick them asss
Go go super eagles.....lets show to the world we are the real niggarrrrs of Africa
Let me increase the volume so our low budget ass noisy neighbors called Ghana, South Africa, Cameroon and Benin Republic can hear it

156 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10125 00:13

Pimp My Whatever[8] (Germany). A spin-off of Pimp My Fahrrad in which ElbCoast Psychos return to "pimp" anything from a bathroom and a doghouse to a birthday party or even someone's brother. Pimp My Whatever is hosted by MTV presenter Patrice Bouédibéla. Both shows are located in Hamburg

157 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10126 22:16

Hugely controversial upon its publication in India, this book has already been banned by the Hyderabad Civil Court and the author's life has been threatened. Jha argues against the historical sanctity of the cow in India, in an illuminating response to the prevailing attitudes about beef that have been fiercely supported by the current Hindu right-wing government and the fundamentalist groups backing it.

158 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10128 07:12

Ms. Monroe was basically on the paleo diet before it was cool.

159 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10128 19:48

The body of a missing man was found inside a papier-mâché dinosaur statue in a suburb of Barcelona, Spanish police reported, according to BBC News.

160 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10129 21:36

161 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 05:06

162 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10130 08:05

>>161 Neat idea but the threads seem to be full of losers

163 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10131 13:08

>>161 glowie honeypot

164 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10132 09:30

Bōbō (ぼうぼう or ボーボー) is a common phenomime (non-auditory onomatopoeia) expressing excessive growth of things such as weed or hair, growing all over the place and unkept. The originally planned title was Hanagēbo Bōbobo (ハナゲーボ・ボーボボ), with hanage being nose hair as you may well know. This was scrapped because although Bo-bobo uses his nose hair extensively, his is not exactly growing "all over the place". But the author wanted to keep the phonomime in the title, and ended up with the final title.

165 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10134 12:10

For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind ― Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes.

166 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10134 19:05

>>163
You're right. The real 2kike died in 2017, the feds have been impersonating him since then.

167 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10135 08:55

srbska is a whore and a bitch my dad is a proud bosna man fuck you srbska cunt BOSNA #1 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

168 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10136 01:14

Your cat’s journey to their pooping glory starts with Science Diet Perfect Digestion.

169 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10136 19:24

:sunny::milk:

170 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10136 20:22

eu odeio os judeus

171 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10136 20:55

172 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10137 19:38

Omegas are the softer and more gentle of these roles. They are the nurturing parents who raise their children and they are the only ones in here who can get pregnant besides Beta females.

The female Omegas use their systems as normal, getting pregnant that way and then nurturing the child like they should. But for the males, it is very different.

All Omegas go through heats, it all depends on the author how often they go into heats. During this time, they are most fertile. But the pre-heat is what the males have to go through. Since they only have one hole, their rectum, that is also doubling as protection for the female parts.

During pre-heat, the parts start to grow after they empty their rectum completely. The reason they do it is so nothing gets stuck in the uterus. But Omegas are the smaller ones with less muscle and smaller penises if they are male. They love to take care of children and all that parenting stuff

173 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10138 06:58

In July 2005, the Israeli media, without citing sources, reported that opponents of the Israeli disengagement from Gaza recited the Pulsa deNura in the old cemetery of Rosh Pina, asking the "Angel of Death" to kill Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.[14] Six months later Sharon suffered two strokes and was in a coma, fighting for his life, until his death on January 11, 2014. However, most analysts link this to his age (77) and obesity.

174 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10138 22:25

egészségedre

176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10139 12:28

Killed by dogs owned by a couple who parked their converted school bus in her yard. Bergman had been trying to get them to leave for weeks after the couple's pit bulls attacked Bergman's dog, a Lab, and had left voice messages with her brother that she was going to insist that they leave on the same night that she was mauled to death. In late March 2019, prosecutors announced they would not file charges against the dogs' owner, who want their dogs returned to them. The owners failed to appear at the dangerous dog hearing and the dogs were humanely euthanized.

178 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10140 06:34

Dr. Fauci,

[]. I am an author on a Chinese form of healing called Qigong (a field l have studied for over 30 years), and am exploring Coronavirus from the perspective of a combination of the venom of the Vietnamese Six Eyed Sand Spider (entering the cells externally), Habanero capsaicin entering cells internally, the elevated water levels of infants and children and their higher levels of Qi in relation to them not getting the disease, and Qi from Traditional Chinese Medicine, Acupuncture, and Qigong.

l believe that the above combination can be beneficial in the study of Coronavirus. l am sure you are extremely busy and I am but a simple author but I just wanted to try to touch bases in case the above might help.

l live in [].

I would be truly honored to hear from you.

Lily of the Valley Carnie

179 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10140 17:28

And already on the morrow a great multitude assembled at the Sacred Way to see him flying. And Peter came unto the place, having seen a vision (or, to see the sight), that he might convict him in this also; for when Simon entered into Rome, he amazed the multitudes by flying: but Peter that convicted him was then not yet living at Rome: which city he thus deceived by illusion, so that some were carried away by him (amazed at him).

So then this man standing on an high place beheld Peter and began to say: Peter, at this time when I am going up before all this people that behold me, I say unto thee: If thy God is able, whom the Jews put to death, and stoned you that were chosen of him, let him show that faith in him is faith in God, and let it appear at this time, if it be worthy of God. For I, ascending up, will show myself unto all this multitude, who I am. And behold when he was lifted up on high, and all beheld him raised up above all Rome and the temples thereof and the mountains, the faithful looked toward Peter. And Peter seeing the strangeness of the sight cried unto the Lord Jesus Christ: If thou suffer this man to accomplish that which he hath set about, now will all they that have believed on thee be offended, and the signs and wonders which thou hast given them through me will not be believed: hasten thy grace, O Lord, and let him fall from the height and be disabled; and let him not die but be brought to nought, and break his leg in three places. And he fell from the height and brake his leg in three places. Then every man cast stones at him and went away home, and thenceforth believed Peter.

But one of the friends of Simon came quickly out of the way (or arrived from a journey), Gemellus by name, of whom Simon had received much money, having a Greek woman to wife, and saw him that he had broken his leg, and said: O Simon, if the Power of God is broken to pieces, shall not that God whose Power thou art, himself be blinded? Gemellus therefore also ran and followed Peter, saying unto him: I also would be of them that believe on Christ. And Peter said: Is there any that grudgeth it, my brother? come thou and sit with us.

But Simon in his affliction found some to carry him by night on a bed from Rome unto Aricia; and he abode there a space, and was brought thence unto Terracina to one Castor that was banished from Rome upon an accusation of sorcery. And there he was sorely cut (Lat. by two physicians), and so Simon the angel of Satan came to his end.

180 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10140 20:48

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181 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10141 04:28

"It was too full, and the Miami heat didn't help," one attendee told New Times, referring to the weather, not the basketball team.

182 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10141 11:12

When I first saw Bobby Lashley - I was throwing up all day ... I felt terribly bad, because Bob is terrible and he is the complete opposite of Big I. He will be when he does not become a slayer, even in theory. Because he's a typical wwe oil pumped product. What horrors he did with his body is just fucked up. I'm going to start vomiting again all day. On business, he can only add that his board on RAW leaves the show, he constantly leaves a bunch of shit behind him, he is an unbalanced fuck from the UFC and managed to destroy the most legitimate mafia in exchange for a bald bastard. He's a mind-boggling pile of muscle and shit, I'm waiting for Lesnar or Reybek's gag to fuck that freaky bitch and rip her up with their ferocious dicks.

183 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10141 18:55

evil china is literally FORCING muslims to go to mosque at gunpoint
i cry :cry: won't the CIA please do something? the uighurs need mcdonalds and legalized poopdick!!!

184 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10142 04:58

Every month the German government tabulates the death-rate of
the world and publishes it.

185 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10143 10:28

"It's as if he knows
He's standing close to me
His breath warm on my sleeve
His head hung low
It's as if he knows
What the dawn will bring
The end of everything
For my old Banjo
And all along the picket lines beneath the desert sky
The Light Horsemen move amongst their mates to say one last goodbye
And the horses stand so quietly
Row on silent row
It's as if they know"

186 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10144 03:53

Você sabia que o MMORPG aclamado pela crítica Final Fantasy XIV tem um trial de graça, que inclui A Realm Reborn inteiro E a expanção ganhadora de prêmios Heavensward até o nível 60 sem nenhuma restrição de tempo de jogo? Crie sua conta agora, e aproveite Eorzea hoje mesmo!

187 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10145 08:52

se vês uma pessoa oscura não fale com ele, são perigosos

188 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10146 02:40

Found dead, naked, throat split, and in a horrible state, police originally thought victim was murdered - until two months later when the victim's cousin David Glass was found barely alive, mauled by pit bulls. Eventually, Eric Hodges, the owner of these same dogs who also killed David Glass two months later, was sentenced to 20 years in prison for two counts of manslaughter. The dogs were let out to roam at night; both were euthanized.

189 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10146 10:42

190 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10147 18:38

Mittensmitten

191 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 00:28

This is what the great LORD says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will go up on you and your people and all your officials.

192 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 09:50

"Youxuan zi of Wind and Moon Studio"

193 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 11:38

AWWOOGA!!! AWOOGa!!! HUMMINA HUMMINA *EYES POP OUT OF HEAD* MAAM YOU'RE *JAW DROPS* STUNNING *STEAM COMES OUT OF EARS* ARE YOU FREE THIS WEEKEND

194 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 12:02

This looks rotoscoped to me. That said, I'm not going to try and scour the internet for the sauce to prove it. Just wondering if I'm not the only one

195 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 13:24

strange crowd. i sense facism

196 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 21:04

spoken_interrobang

197 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10148 22:56

198 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10149 00:51

Legume died for the second time on X-Day, 5 July 2018, but nobody noticed. This is because he was revived in one second. That's why it's called his second death.

199 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10149 03:38

No, no no! You cannot suck my penis! I know what you're here for and I will nawt let you! 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂺 𓂹

200 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10149 18:32

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