The plot concerns a family pursued by vegetarian goblins who seek to transform them into plants so that they can eat them.
He is claimed to be one of the first Japanese to eat ramen as well as routinely enjoying such exotic food as wine and yogurt.
I'm attackin' that ass like a Spartan
My dick is a weapon whenever it hardens
My cock's like a watering pot in the garden
Rain all my of cum on these niggas, no pardon
I spray semen out in multiple directions
Drilled holes in my cock for this purpose, these sections
Bleed semen out whenever I get erections
Straight niggas be screamin' at all my transgressions
You’ll soon be able to say “I do” and also swear your everlasting love to Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and the Joker. Oddly enough, the iconic DC heroes most associated with wearing a ring, Green Lantern, is not among the options. Well, maybe in wave two. You can check out images and descriptions of each of the wedding bands below:
It is unknown why the corvids drop debris on the panels, but it is presumed to be some sort of entertainment or game.
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Etymology Edit
Blend of mad + bald, suggesting hair loss caused by rage.
Pronunciation Edit
(UK) IPA(key): /mɔːld/, [mɔːɫd]
(UK, nonstandard) IPA(key): /məʊld/, [mɒʊld]
(US) IPA(key): /mɔld/; (cot–caught merger) IPA(key): /mɑld/
Rhymes: -ɔːld
Homophone: mauled
Adjective Edit
mald (comparative malder, superlative maldest)
(slang, video games, neologism) Extremely angry
If we cant understand poc at all and live different lives than them... maybe we shouldn't live in the same nation? just a thought?
An African American owner of the largest social media company on earth. This is historic.
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As a result of the protests, the Eighth Army General Officer Robert Eichelberger ordered Kobe police to go on a “Korean Hunt” that aimed to arrest anyone who looked Korean.
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do you realize that by calling me an incel you admit that my celibacy is involuntary? how am i then to have sex? once again your female mind fails to think logically which is why you only go for gamers and not a nice lifter jock like me
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Vow 35
When I obtain the Buddhahood, women of boundless and inconceivable Buddha-worlds of the ten quarters after having heard my name thereby awakened in faith and joyful aspiration, and turning their minds towards Bodhi, therefore dislike their own female lives, when they be born again, in their next life should not be incarnated into a masculine body, then may I not attain the enlightenment.
There have been a few cases of North Korea being implicated in the production of counterfeit Viagra.
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In Nigeria, Pew Research polled the views of Muslims on extremist groups. 45% favoured Hezbollah, 49% favoured Hamas and 49% favoured Al-Qaeda. Unlike other Muslim countries, Nigeria was the only country where Muslims were positive towards Al-Qaeda.
The moral case for dead children
If you ask most Christians whether children who die when they are very young will go to heaven, they will say yes. So it would be most reasonable to kill your children while young (especially since children today are much more likely to become atheists), rather than risk them leaving the Christian faith.
I am, in fact, Shii - and so are you. If we can both validly claim, "The only people here are me and Shii," we both must be Shii. At the same time, you must always be yourself. This superimposition can seem confusing at first, but it is very simple.
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You're so close to progress. Hot diggity.
The dialogue in this odd manga is seen as having very good tempo and unique comical character, although what they do is very vulgar and erotic.
Other kids my age: literally billie eilish the fact that
Me: Ons moet 'n Afrikanertuisland vestig om die toekomstige bestaan van ons volk en kultuur te verseker
His career ended when he was euthanized in the middle of the 1998 Autumn Tenno Sho.
本当に「ガチムチ・ビデオ」って言ってて草
西側(米欧とそれに染まったウクライナ)市民の間ではビリー・ヘリントンの出演するゲイポルノビデオが流行していて、広場の改名運動がオンラインで出てくる(だから危険な価値観だ)という(一応真面目な)文脈らしいけど、どう考えても極東の島国が元凶やんけ
Sorry you get followed around while you shop, but I think it balances out after you gangraped a woman
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In July 2021, Dembélé was embroiled in a racism controversy, when video footage of him along with fellow teammate Antoine Griezmann circulated online, in which he was seen making racial comments against the Asian technicians in their hotel room. As the technicians appeared to be troubleshooting the room's television, Dembélé made comments towards Griezmann in French, stating "All these ugly faces, just so you can play PES, aren't you ashamed?", continuing with "What the fuckin language?" before zooming in while laughing on one of the technicians faces, mentioning "Are you technologically advanced in your country or not?".
A Serious Talk About the Friday Night Funkin' Fandom
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It costs around £50 and upwards to watch a PL match at Anfield, yet every visiting domestic team's fans continue to sing the same song, as they have done for the last 40 years or so, without any sense of the irony. Liverpool fans aren't even bothered and never have been, but this is one of the reasons why many of us consider ourselves to be Scouse and not English, because English football fans, as the rest of the world knows, are gormless w*nkers.
The Tottenham Hotspur Supporters’ Trust has told fans who chanted “sign on” at Anfield that using joblessness and poverty to wind up opposing supporters is not acceptable.
“Singing about the opposition has long been a feature of English football, and we are reluctant to tell fans how they should support the team. Nevertheless, we were disappointed to hear the ‘sign on’ chant at Saturday’s away match at Anfield,” read a THST statement.
“Poverty and joblessness are not fair game for banter. There is a cost of living crisis throughout England, including in London. Our club represents an area and community with the fastest growing rate of unemployment in the country.”
The chant, sung to the tune of You’ll Never Walk Alone, has been directed at Liverpool and Everton fans since the 1980s, when Merseyside suffered a severe economic recession with Margaret Thatcher as prime minister. It could be heard again during Saturday’s 1-1 draw between Tottenham and Liverpool.
“We are rightly proud of our away support, and we want it to be noticed for positive reasons. For most of the game at Anfield our fans gave superb backing to a great team performance,” read the statement.
“Spurs fans have provided financial backing to Marine FC on Merseyside, and regularly contribute to foodbanks and community initiatives in London. This is what we are about. The ‘Sign on’ chant is not what we are about. We’re Tottenham Hotspur. We’re better than that.”
The Liverpool supporters’ Union, Spirit of Shankly, welcomed the statement, tweeting: “Well said! #RightToFood #HungerDoesntWearClubColours.”
That new chastity cage that inverts your penis into your body is really overrated
“As a Latino in the gaming world, the challenges that we faced every day were obvious. We created the organization to support each other, but quickly realized it could help make the industry a more inclusive and accessible place for everyone else.”
FTW. Fernando R. is a proud Mexican driving representation in the gaming world. Through the Latinx in Gaming, he’s helped build a community that offers support, access to scholarships, and resources for Latin game developers everywhere. ❤️ 🕹 #PaMiGente #MoreTogether
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Fans of Tottenham, a north London soccer club which has traditionally drawn a large fan base from the Jewish communities, call themselves the “Yid Army.” But Chelsea fans have used the word against Tottenham in chants and the team is now facing UEFA sanctions as a result.
Chelsea will host Tottenham in the Premier League on Wednesday.
Tottenham said its fans “have never used the term with any offense,” adding that “a reassessment of its use can only occur effectively within the context of a total clampdown on unacceptable anti-Semitism.”
It was not clear what the club meant by “a total clampdown” and whether it was in favor of initiating one.
The Chelsea fans were chanting “Yid,” considered a derogatory term for Jewish people in Britain.
But when Chelsea fans have hurled the word — particularly during games against Tottenham — there has also been hissing, mimicking Nazi gas chambers. With Chelsea hosting its London rival on Wednesday night in the Premier League, fresh warnings have been issued for fans to cut out the anti-Semitism that has tarnished past derbies.
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a 魁 is one who 駆けs the 先
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwhich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.
So how is your day going?
"i want to die a virgin"
Yeah, well, they're academics. They rejected their humanity long ago.
Large land animals, such as deer, can also be a problem to aircraft during takeoff and landing. Between 1990 and 2013, civil aircraft experienced more than 1,000 collisions with deer and 440 with coyotes.
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A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
Twitter chief executive Parag Agrawal has published a long thread in which he said he would take on the issue “with the benefit of data, facts, and context”.
In the thread, he said that Twitter estimated that the number of fake accounts was actually “well under” 5 per cent. But he also said that only Twitter could provide that estimate, because it relied on private information that Twitter was unable to share.
That prompted Mr Musk to send the turd emoji, presumably in disbelief at Mr Agrawal’s claims.
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Andrew Soltis jokingly called "!?" the symbol of the lazy annotator who finds a move interesting but cannot be bothered to work out whether it is good or bad.[3]
I never thought I'd fap to the statue of liberty - multiple times, but here we are
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Naming a new post-merger municipality is not a negligible matter. Disagreement on a name sometimes causes merger talks to break down. If a city is far larger than other towns which join it, no arguments take place; the city's name simply survives. However, if their sizes do not differ significantly, lengthy disputes ensue. Sometimes the problem can be solved by adopting the district's name. Another easy solution is a simple compounding of the names, but this method, relatively common in Europe, is unusual in Japan. Instead, they are often abbreviated. For example, the Ōta (大田) ward of Tokyo is a portmanteau of Ōmori (大森) and Kamata (蒲田), it seems that Ōkama was not chosen because of its likeness to 'okama', a derogatory word for homosexual
Everyone talks about Neymar's weird relationship with his sister in an odd, negative way but im just jealous. I wish I was that rich and famous and had a hot sister to fuck
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I mean, pretty close, when a toyota camry is 85,000 next year you'll come to terms with the fact that USD is dead
Why does "just use a condom lol" get people so mad?
i am a powerful wizard and i will kill all the shinto farm animals with myouren rap magic
LDP to distribute "Kishida Token" NFTs at virtual rally on the 28th. Metaverse speech planned for the 5th of June.
At my most mystified, I proceeded to release a class announcement warning students not to plagiarize the academic integrity assignment.
Please indicate whether the following statement is true or false: "COVID-19 was deliberately created by a small group of people who secretly manipulate world events."
Definitely false
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I really have no idea
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Definitely true
Please indicate whether the following statement is true or false: "The COVID-19 pandemic is being exploited by the government to control people."
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Compared to other gachas, it does not take much money to be competitive in Counter: Side. Around 2,500 USD spent wisely on good value can net you a very competitive account which is very good in gacha standards.
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I, Lodovico,a Venetian noble,state the following:
1 I am a Venetian noble with other 15 years of experience in the senate. Exhibit GF2 sets out my educational qualifications and employment details. Also, I am the cousin of Desdemona.
2 I arrived to Cyprus from Venice on August 22nd, 1603, to deliver letters from the Senate of Venice. I told Othello “Othello has been called home to Venice and that Cassio has been appointed governor of Cyprus. (4.1)” After I delivered the news I was shocked to see Othello strike Desdemona. I told Othello, “Truly, an obedient lady: / I do beseech your lordship, call her back” (4.1.248-249)” However, Othello continued to humiliate her by insinuating that Desdemona was available to every man. I could not believe those abusive words and I voiced to Iago “this the noble Moor whom our full senate / Call all in all sufficient? Is this the nature / Whom passion could not shake? (4.1.264-266)”
3 On the night that Othello killed himself, I was walking around the palace with Gratiano. I heard unknown calls in the dark of a stranger crying for help. I could not identify the voice, so I advised Gratiano: “let’s think’t unsafe / To come in to the cry without more help (5.1.43-44)”. When Iago arrived, he discovered that Michael Cassio was getting attacked by Roderigo. Iago slayed Michael Cassio’s attacker and then we began to tend to Michael Cassio’s wounds. He received a knife wound to the back.
4 It was at 2:35 a.m. when Cassio, Montano, Iago, and I were alerted of a disturbance in Desdemona’s bedchambers. Shockingly, we discovered Desdemona lifeless on her bed. At this point, I had an inkling about the situation. Iago had informed me of his scheme and the letters found on the body of Roderigo further indicted him.
5 After questioning Othello further, I could see the guilt tearing away at him. However, the fact was that he smothered his wife with her pillow and I decided that he would stand for trial in Venice and Iago would be tortured.
6.I told the guards to “"Come, bring away. (5.2.337)” the prisoners Iago and Othello. However, Othello stopped to say “ Soft you; a word or two before you go. (5.2 338)” Then, Othello committed suicide by stabbing himself.
7.After I ordered a maid to call authorities, I announced that Gratianio receive all of Othello’s possessions because her own father is deceased. Now, "Myself will straight aboard: and to the state /this heavy act with heavy heart relate. ( 5.2.370-371)” So may I go?
I believe that the facts stated in this witness statement are true.
Signature: Cassandra O.
Date: august 23rd, 1603
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It's disingenuous to act like the whole world cares about cricket, it would be a regional sport if not the religion of streetshitters
Some readers may find the term batsmen to be dated or noninclusive. Consider using a gender-neutral option.
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I have never in my entire life seen upper class people discriminating against another because of race, color, religion, etc., not once in my entire life.
The upper class is always helpful, nice, polite, friendly, courteous, educated, intelligent, fit, and more. These people also don't believe in such imbecile ideologies as patriotism, racism and nationalism.
Someone who excludes others because of the color of their skin, religion or origin belongs to the underclass (because of a horrible obnoxious personality, not money), plain and simple. These people will kill each other while the rich and famous enjoy the game.
And honestly, I can't blame the nobility. They understood how a certain part of the population acts ("dog eat dog" world).
While reported cases of monkeypox have mostly occurred among gay, bisexual and men who have sex with men, researchers say there is no connection between sexuality and spread of the disease.
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Earl then looks to the camera and says, "This is for all you parents at home!" before delivering a final blow to the hippo.
Is Ukraine’s Azov Regiment a friend or foe to the LGBTQ community? #lesbian #gay #bisexual #transgender #quee
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the Penis". Should a benign smirk float across the worker's face, you will then be taken to the deepest basement in the building. All you will hear as you walk down the poorly lit hallway is the sound of someone fapping.
Should the fapping cease at any time, stop and quickly shout "don't mind me, I didn't see anything." If silence continues, the lights will flicker out. At this point you must turn around and run as fast as you can down the hall, up the flights of stairs, and out of the building. Do not stop for anything - if caught, you will suffer a fate worse than death itself.
Should the fapping sound resume, continue down the hall. Upon reaching the end, you will find a heavy, rotting wooden door with ample vine-like foliage growing from it. Grasp the handle, and pull it open. Upon entering the room, you will see a young boyish spectre, not more than about 18, huddled over himself in the corner. Upon seeing you, he will let out an ethereal scream. You must not react to this scream, or you will die at the hands of this child-spirit. You may ask him one question, and one question only. This question is, "What happens when they come together?"
Instead of verbally answering you, he will turn to face you, and gradually make his way toward you. You will suddenly find yourself pants-less. Upon reaching the point at which you stand, he will grasp and lift up both his and your cocks. Drawing you slowly toward him, he will position himself for a coming together of the testicular regions of the two of you.
If the balls touch, it's gay.
You're pretty hot but why do you have so much wood in your house? Wooden wall panelling, wooden floors, wooden bed frame. Do you live in a 19th century cabin?
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-Fixed a bug where Serval's Anti-Matter Emitter did not work properly.
-Fixed a bug that the fatigue motion did not end when the Friends took the action of sitting in a tired state.
-Changed to restore stamina even when Friends are sitting.
All Jews, commissars, "intellectuals" and Muslims serving in the Red Army were either executed by the Wehrmacht or handed over to the SS to be shot.[87]
The Muslim POWs were shot because they were circumcised, and therefore might be Jewish; it was felt to be safer to simply shoot all circumcised POWs rather run the risk that a Jewish POW might escape execution by claiming to be a Muslim.[87]
side of the ring, and pushed it into the other side. Not only did this force the circle of charges to begin moving, it also caused a voltage-difference
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The implication of a Nazi dick inspector is a tactful omission from this totally G-rated article about war crimes.
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I doubt many Muslims were caught in the crossfire but many would've happily participated in the holocaust
Grading is a Scam (and motivation is a myth)
Poor student cope
Gustav Elijah Åhr (November 1, 1996 – November 15, 2017), known professionally as Lil Pe
tanasinnは何なのかという意見には以下のようなものがみられる。
退廃的で人にどことない不安を感じさせる雰囲気。
侵蝕に対する人類意識の根源的な恐怖感・畏怖感の象徴。
インターネット内に存在する別世界・別精神であり、全世界の根幹を成し操作している。我々はtanasinnに常に見られている。tanasinnは決して怖くない。
単なるシュール（超現実的）なものと言われる。しかしながらtanasinn化していない2ちゃんねるAAで元からシュールなものはtanasinnとは言われない。
鮫島事件と同様に実体が存在する事を証明する事は出来ない。（マクガフィン）
Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.
Gonna get circumcised and become a cricket god to get some indian booty
The original candidate for DC Comics' first headlining black superhero was a character called the Black Bomber, a white racist who would turn into a black superhero under stress.[3][4]
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Alcoholism is a huge social problem and Mongolia has some of the highest rates of liver cancer in the world. Do not acknowledge or approach any Mongolian man under the influence of alcohol. Many foreigners who go to bars and clubs at night report assault and general aggression.