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For some reason some people on here don't think that's the case.
Can only assume as non English they haven't been in England when the England football team are playing.
England has a lot of nationalities living and working there and they all get abuse.
Hide your Italian make cars and board up your restaurants on Sunday is my advice for people in England.
What a lot of crap, I've lived in England for years and never had any abuse but don't let that stop your anti English rant, would this be acceptable if it was an African nation you were talking about? or would it be classed as racist?
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They're actually Leopards Couchant, not Lions.
Baddiel, Skinner, and Ian Broady know feck all about heraldry.
>>260 Neither does that guy it seems - “couchant” means lying sternally recumbent (like the Sphinx). They are lions passant-guardant in the England badge, passant means that standing pose they're in and guardant means they're looking at the viewer. This particular representation can also be called a “leopard”, but the ambiguity is due to different translations from French
I almost want Engerland to win it as the England manager and his more internationalist ,enlightened outward looking squad of Marxists will wind up the gammon faced knuckldragging 2 world wars and1 world cup type in the England support like that twat MP who refuses to watch them cause they take the knee .
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But then it's England so nah .
As others have said, I also hope Hibs win the league this season if we don't.
I also wish that Hibs TV was broadcast onto our home TVs, computers and radios every day so we could be sure that every time we turn on a device we can be told by a Hibby somewhere how they view the world and how good Hibs are. Listening to all that will help wear us down and help us believe that Hearts don't really exist as a real Club.
It would be great if Hibs and their media crawlers could chip away at us every day, pandering to the mood of their Hibs boardroom cronies and paymasters. They'll help us realise that the successes of Hibs and Hearts are actually all achievements of the Hibs Kingdom, as Hearts are just a small feeder club to the Hibs Kingdom, and Jambos don't really deserve any respectful mention or wider, credible individual identity themselves. Only the Hibs identity matters, and their media will regularly hark back to their "superior" achievements in history to disguise the truth of how terrible the Hibs Kingdom is today.
As mere Jambos, our world views should not be the culture we are exposed to every day in the media, because the Hibs culture is much more important and much more relevant to us as Jambos.
It is the Hibbies – as our "larger, more capable and richer" (aye right) neighbours – who should have editorial control of every main stream media outlet we mere Jambos are exposed to.
As a Hearts supporter, I will always support Hibs, because without Hibs taking all our Club revenues and telling us how to run our Club, well, where would we be....
Thanks for the lecture.
I think you've mistaken me for someone else. Meanwhile I'll be partying with Polish, Germans, Algerians., Moroccans, Irish, English, people from Ghana, Jamaica and China. There will be a Chinese Scotsman from Corby and a Spanish Russian from Portugal. Good luck with your project to keep politics and history out of sport.
You might find me in the kitchen by the time it kicks off.
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>these racist French philosophers who said that Africans eat and have sex too much
Well, considering that how many Muslims there are in a country is inverse to the rate of HIV/AIDs in Africa maybe they had a point about the sex part
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Black people: It's racist for whites to like black stuff like hip-hop and basketball
White people: Ok we'll like white things like rock music and ice hockey
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>>285
White people: It's racist for whites to like black stuff like hip-hop and basketball
White people: Ok we'll like white things like rock music and ice hockey
White people: NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS RAYCIS THINGS WITHOUT REPRESENTATION ARE PROBLEMATIC
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Three named Jehovah's Witnesses are known to have been imprisoned since 1994 along with 51 others. The government treats Jehovah's Witnesses especially harshly, denying them ration cards and work permits. Jehovah's Witnesses were stripped of their citizenship and basic civil rights by presidential decree in October 1994.
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Meanwhile, in my country of Australia, each state government shits itself with just one positive case and sends us into lockdown every few weeks. We've only had 1 death from the virus itself in the last 12 months and they pat themselves on the back. "We protected a handful of 80 and 90 year olds. Good job, boys! ". Uh, care to look at the suicide rates of those under the age of 50 due to locking them down all the time? These guys make Vince look smart.
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>Uh, care to look at the suicide rates of those under the age of 50 due to locking them down all the time?
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>>296
apparently, the generation that survived WWII has thrown off British actuary tables by living to natural deaths longer than expected; it's possible that the more stress-affectable people had already died decades early
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>>294 this is either a deadly poison or a very pleasant incense depending on which type of hemlock they mean
>>300
Not sure how deadly, tbh.
I assume that as a poison this mixture would be burned in the manner of incense to kill through inhalation, as most of those herbs would be unpleasant to ingest, making the victim unlikely to imbibe more than a tiny taste at best (nor would they enhance the toxicity over a pure tincture of poison hemlock.) Poison hemlock is reported to have a "fetid odor" that may impart a similar difficulty upon the incense. But you can just lock your victim in a room with it, I guess.
I can find little information on the inhalation toxicity of coniine, the most toxic agent in poison hemlock. The fumes of cut poison hemlock are widely reported to cause poisoning and other adverse reactions requiring medical attention, but it is unclear whether this administration method has lethality comparable to that of direct consumption. One of the only statements providing further detail I can locate is in Lewis' Dictionary of Toxicology, which claims "A narcosis may follow prolonged inhalation of the coniine-containing effluvia of the plant." The use of the word "narcosis," which follows a description of the alkaloid's lethality when ingested, would seem to imply the effects of inhalation are significantly lesser.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>294, should just stick with your weapons-grade flatulence.
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If my last name were Cockshott I can think of at least 3 things I'd be doing instead of writing alarmist political screeds on the internet, and they all start with "porn."
The National University of Singapore research team is developing Taste Over Internet Protocol (TOIP) that would allow taste information to be communicated between locations.
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