CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (391)

1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 10:42


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172 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10877 23:19

>>171
RIP Uncle Ted

173 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10877 23:30

It's unclear how frequently the bathroom in Mar-a-Lago's Lake Room opens up. It's also unclear whether, like most bathrooms, it locks from the inside and remains unlocked when unoccupied.

McCarthy's office did not return a voicemail message seeking comment.

174 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10880 21:45

Brolsma later stated in an interview, "...I found "Dragostea Din Tei" in another (I believe it was Japanese) flash animation with cartoon cats".[15]

175 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10881 06:10

That tiredness only made Ilyana’s hunger all the more pronounced. Fortunately, she had a new source of scrumptious girlmeat in front of her - and one that was even properly fried, too! Taking her knife again, she reached forth for Madelyn’s streaming hot body - her fingers getting a little burnt as they touched her blazing hot skin. But that didn’t deter the hungering mage - Ilyana nevertheless using her knife to chop off a piece of Madelyn’s body. As her rather large chest pulled her forward, her breasts ended up the closest to her killer - so Ilyana sliced one of Madelyn’s massive mammaries off. Fried fat gushed out of the cut along with Madelyn’s blood, staining Ilyana’s hands - and squirting onto her green shirt as she pulled the sphere of titmeat closer. She had to hold onto it with both hands, as it was too large for her to keep in just one. Lifting it towards her face, Ilyana bit into it - liquid fat flowing out of the opening in Madelyn’s skin and out of the corners of the mage’s mouth. Golden, warm fat ran down Ilyana’s chin - splashing down on the mage’s green dress and her bare thighs.
Even if Ilyana’s small mouth was capable of taking deceptively large bites, it was nowhere near large enough to take in Mad’s entire titty in one go. Instead, the mage had to resort to several quick, small bites - each of them filling her mouth with delicious flavor. As Ilyana ate mostly to sate her hunger, she didn’t really have the time to appreciate the taste of what she was eating most of the time - but as she swallowed piece after piece of Madelyn’s bosom, the mage had to admit that it tasted great. Her magic had given it an unique flavor, unlike anything she had tasted before - and the blue-haired girl found that taste delicious.
The crunchy texture of Madelyn’s skin, and the firm, meaty bud of the princess’s nipple were two highlights of Ilyana’s first snack - but the mage didn’t stop at just Madelyn’s breast. She chopped her other tit off, too - and devoured it as well, stuffing herself with Madelyn’s fatty boobies. Her stomach still begged her for more despite that - so she began taking slices off Madelyn’s ass. The strips of long, firm meat were very filling - almost enough to calm down the mage’s hunger. But they still were just a little too short - leading to Ilyana gorging on Madelyn’s body for a bit more. The princess’s thighs were next to be ingested by the ever-hungry mage - and before long, she was looking over the smoking, green-haired corpse, deciding which part she should bite into next.

176 Name: vc: inane : 1993-09-10881 09:13

linear b syllable b070 ko

177 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10882 09:51

縺吶#縺КKK-NET

178 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10882 18:13

officers went up to the suspect, who had a towel wrapped around her body and was holding a can of Four Loko malt liquor

179 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10883 22:40

『くそみそテクニック』阿部高和の1/12スケール可動フィギュア化発表

180 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10884 22:11

set_position(_Target.global_transform.origin)

181 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10885 21:41

A niche genre of fetish art in which character's bodies are compressed into roughly cubic shapes.

In real life, this would result in broken bones, damage to internal organs, spinal injuries, and probable suffocation, so please don't attempt to replicate this.

182 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10886 04:07

What are you doing?
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 ( ´∀`)  (・∀・ )< SMOKING MENTHOL IN THE SISTINE CHAPEL
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/_| |  \__________ 
   \/    /   (_つ

183 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10887 08:19

The fact that the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, as a State Member of the United Nations, has for decades pursued policies involving crimes that shock the conscience of humanity raises questions about the inadequacy of the response of the international community. The international community must accept its responsibility to protect the people of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea from crimes against humanity, because the Government of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has manifestly failed to do so. In particular, this responsibility must be accepted in the light of the role played by the international community (and by the great powers in particular) in the division of the Korean peninsula and because of the unresolved legacy of the Korean War. These unfortunate legacies help not only to explain the intractability of the human rights situation but also why an effective response is now imperative.

184 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10887 09:56

Greene called Boebert “a little bitch” Wednesday afternoon on the House floor, according to a spokesperson for Greene.

185 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10887 21:46

Remember, this is not a Russian report. It’s a German one directly quoting Ukrainian soldiers. So it’s not propaganda. I expect that NATO pilots, of every state including the USA, are even more determined to avoid flying in the teeth of Russia’s air defenses. What are F-16s supposed to do against air defense systems designed to shoot down planes two generations newer?

It would be like flying Sopwith Camels against Yakovlev Yak-9Us.

186 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10889 05:17

On 6 July 1967, the Alvin was attacked by a swordfish during dive 202. The swordfish became trapped in the Alvin's skin, and the Alvin was forced to make an emergency surface. The attack took place at 2,000 feet (610 m) below the surface. The fish was recovered at the surface and cooked for dinner.

187 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10889 06:21

188 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10889 18:22

edge://settings/content/javascript

189 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10893 12:26

And I will always love you (but also go fuck yourself)

190 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10894 19:19

he rumors reached Gao Wei, but he initially did not believe them. Once, when he was visiting Empress Dowager Hu, however, he saw two "nuns" attending her and was aroused by them, so he ordered them to have sexual relations with him—and only upon ordering so did he discover that they were, in fact, men

191 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10894 19:20

💜

192 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10895 10:57

Ms. Quorra decides that she may want to send her slave to China to go work in her family's sweatshop that they run, making clothing to sell here in the US. (She thinks it will be funny that he is the only white male working on the assembly line- and the only American too!) She also thinks it's hilarious that he will be sending ALL of his measly wages he earns from working 18hr days back to HER!

But she gives him a choice- if he doesn't want to go to work in her family's sweatshop in China, he can instead endure a severe ballbusting for her entertainment! And if he takes enough for her...she will keep him here as her slave!

Of course, the pathetic slave will do ANYTHING to please Ms. Quorra and is sent off to fetch her "Ballbusting shoes"- a pair of nice, POINTY-toed pumps to do some DAMAGE to his balls with!! We will see what he can take for her...

193 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10896 11:17

A review in The Washington Post when the book was originally released described the book as “deranged swill” that “may well be the worst book I have ever read”. The retrospective in The Guardian agreed that it is deranged but called it "utterly compelling."

194 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10897 13:23

said she was called on stage and asked to lie on the floor while Ms Ballinger stretched her legs open to the sound of fart noises.

Footage of the moment led to some brands pulling out of sponsorship deals

195 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10897 16:21

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Ayashii World star HajiAya star ◎
A star so famous it has become If you bring your questions II star
legend. While it has already here, the kind people here will The ruler is famous for his
gone extinct, a great number of ● answer them. Many stars have eloquence. Terrorist attacks
people came from this star, and Honten star direct flights to here. are frequent.
its unique culture has had a Blue star *
great influence on other star The main inhabitants are old NG star

○ systems. joke-loving men and young The inhabitants were wiped out
qwerty star promiscuous men. It's said that with its extinction. At one
After the disappearance of there's also a relatively high time, many refugees gathered
Mirai, the star received many number of female residents. here. It was a very mixed yet
immigrants. It seems that a ★ proudly prosperous place.
small number of former Fashion star
inhabitants of Mirai, whose Inhabited by people who spend most of their income
planet's atmosphere is lethally on fashion. There are many nice people, but the
poisonous, are having trouble political situation is a little unstable.
emigrating.

196 Name: vc: quass : 1993-09-10902 01:32

[Redacted] advised that war gamers are generally extremely intelligent individuals. Often they will live frugally to support the cost of the war gaming hobby. [Redacted] further advised that the typical war gaming enthusiast is overweight and not neat in appearance.

197 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10903 20:47

>>195
I would like some context for this post please!

198 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10905 07:14

On November 6, 1989, the Ministry of Health, Social Affairs, and Health ruled that ramen was safe for human consumption

199 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10906 04:15

A debate raged among the disciples as to which was the most difficult task of all: To know how to pronounce the sacred Name of God (YHVH) revealed in Scripture, to understand the inner secrets of the sacred name revealed in Scripture, or to properly explain the sacred Name of God to others so they could understood it.

Said the Master, when asked his opinion, "I know of a more difficult task than any of those three." "What is it?" "Trying to get you blockheads to see reality as it is."

200 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10912 18:23

201 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10913 05:51

the Confucianism precept of "no women allowed" (one of the Five precepts)

202 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10913 18:44

Amityville Island (2020)
Featured Review
1/10
I expected a freakin shark movie
Didnt get a shark movie, its genuinely not a shark movie. Frankly im not sure what thw director was going for

203 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10914 06:02

Once upon a time, Jesus spoke to an angry crowd that wanted to kill a guilty woman. "Of all of you, he who can say he has never done anything wrong can come forward and kill her." After they heard this, the crowd stopped. When the crowd retreated, Jesus raised a stone and killed the woman, and said, "I am also a sinner, but if the law can only be executed by a spotless person, then the law will die."

204 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10915 05:16

‘The Pissing Evil’

205 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10915 08:00

That's far-fetched. Could you imagine if women were real? And that some dudes would want to bang them? 😂👌

206 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10919 17:11

:duck:

207 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 02:20

Videos de Sexo Vaginas gordas cogiendo

208 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 03:54

My Favorite Murder.

What a distasteful name for a true crime podcast. They might as well call it, "Profiting from Tragic Death and Hoping Your Family is Next."

209 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 08:32

semen must be retained in order to attain enlightenment. This is accomplished either through mental discipline or by pressuring the perineum at the point of orgasm, through which the spermatic duct is blocked. If the practitioner nonetheless ejaculates, he must retrieve the semen and drink it. Emission of semen is reserved only to those who are already enlightened

210 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10925 05:28

Terrible idea. To change your ortography for such petty shit.
Here in civilised Eastern Europe - we just spell inconvinient combinations differently than they are written.

211 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10925 10:11

Chinese social media users are demanding compensation for a clueless man who was caught on video swimming toward feces ejected by another man at a swimming pool

212 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10925 18:15

Regarding the interview article featured in the September 2023 issue of Monthly Gundam Ace, we sincerely apologize for the confusion caused among our fans due to discrepancies in certain descriptions between the printed magazine and the electronic version.

In the mentioned article, there were statements based on speculations from the Gundam Ace editors. Despite our correction request during the proofreading process, the necessary amendments were not reflected, and the issue was published on July 26th.

As the creators of the work, we believe in leaving the interpretation and perception of the main story to each individual viewer, allowing you all to enjoy the series in your own unique way. After discussions with the Gundam Ace editorial team, we have made the appropriate corrections to the electronic version as originally requested, and it is now available for distribution.

Once again, we deeply apologize for any inconvenience and concern this may have caused to our dedicated fans. We sincerely ask for your continued support.

July 30, 2023

Bandai Namco Filmworks

213 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10926 16:56

How to Live Privately
The Three Main Points:

Always pay with cash.
Don't use the Internet.
Never, ever, identify yourself.

All the Rest:

Don't talk with others.
Don't describe yourself.
Leave the bank.
Don't use credit.
Never give your name or address unless you absolutely need to. (The only reason you'd might is gov. is asking. and even then...fight for your right.)
Don't buy stuff.
Don't travel.
Change your name, to create a new profile of "you".
Delete your online accounts.
Don't use tech.
Only send PGP-encrypted emails.
Talk, in person. (and/or use cans and wires for increased "encryption".)
Walk, take a bus or bike/scooter/skateboard/rollerblade instead of drive. (since cars are unfortunately tied to your identity.)
Use a trust to buy property.
Use physical keys instead of RFID/tappable cards.
Leave the oppression of the city, policing, government, the cameras, surveillance, society.
Say goodbye to the internet.
And hello to life again.

214 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10927 04:23

It took a lot of effort, but I finally got the editors to understand it was crap, and they binned it. The piece then appeared one year later in another top journal, under a slightly different name, because the author had in the meantime switched genders.

215 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10928 03:39

kaguyano is artificial vagina work.

The world of KAGUYANO an ideal town full of delicious food and girls.

thousand island
honey mustard

216 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10930 17:40

Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)13:23:22 No.35494447▶>>35494503 >>35494576

>George Soros in George Soros' own words [1]: "I fancied myself as some kind of god ... If truth be known, I carried some rather potent messianic fantasies with me from childhood, which I felt I had to control, otherwise they might get me in trouble. ... It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out."

Oh no no no LOA chud bros....could it be?

217 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 03:05

Body swapping makes him ideal mother!

218 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 08:48

She leads you deeper and deeper, off the path, through thick bracken and between knotted beech trunks. At last you emerge, dazzled, into a clearing thick with long grass and wildflowers. A butterfly dances past. At the opposite end is a small, squat thatched cottage, a vegetable patch, a row of fruit trees, and a well.

You’ve been through these woods a thousand times. You know, geographically, this place should not exist.

“What do you think? It’s a protected place,” the girl explains with a smile. You aren’t certain what she means. “Now, let me go make us some tea.”

219 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 09:00

It really seems that { Wayland } and {pipewire} are methods to remove any trace of old systems - Alsa/X/etc

I ran pipewire for a bit of Fedora for a while
they changed the back end for the media session
to their sh1t which I had to undo
https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/.QDIimA?cha … liebrownau

This is a DELBATE move by { THEM } to put the final centralisation and dependency all over Linux

Heck the Kernal seems to be heading towards so much bloat and pre included shovelwere ,
it might aswell be its own OS soon

What would stop them putting a SERVICE or program that talks to SOYD, KERNEL or SNAP Store
that checks if you have enough good boy social points and if you don't, you cant boot up ?

The creep never ends, it always gets worse
because people typically never have the strength, moral conviction or balls to say NO
and get rid of this infection from changing stuff ever again

I'm surprised that {Fedora} , {ubuntu} and various other distros
don't enforce online cloud accounts with gnome ui's
to log in like { Windows 8/10/11} enforcers

220 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10935 06:56

You see now, a large beef bowl with a lotta green onions & an egg is what the hardcore Yoshinoya freaks eat. Like ME.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't recommend this to amateurs.
For you, just go order a beef and salmon combo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

221 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 21:20

In one sense, I do believe I am “like a man,” as Parthe says. But how? In having sympathy. Women crave for being loved, not for loving. They scream out at you for sympathy all day long, they are incapable of giving any in return, for they cannot state a fact accurately to another, nor can that other woman attend to it accurately enough for it to become information. Now is not all this the result of want of sympathy?

I am sick with indignation at what wives and mothers will do of the most shocking selfishness. And people call it all maternal or conjugal affection, and think it pretty to say so. No, no, let each person tell the truth from their own experience.

They really don’t have sympathy or the ability to empathize, because they are always judging everyone and every thing as a product on a social value scale that relates to their own egos and bounces off of themselves. There is no capability for genuine feeling.

This is what I have experienced with women, there is no capability for genuine feeling for other humans, or really in general, except when those feelings are for themselves and the other people are just proxies to bounce ideas off of.

“Women Aren’t Capable of Love”, Florence Nightingale

222 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 12:42

his strangled body was found the following day, discarded at Sunset Beach with a foreign object protruding from his anus

223 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 19:34

My brain is so fried by modern media that my first thought to seeing pre-80s Americana was "Wow, this is like Fallout!"

224 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 17:55

негр

225 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 11:22

A U.S. lawmaker has accused the Federal Reserve of quietly working on a central bank digital currency (CBDC) — which he likens to “building the financial equivalent of the Death Star.”

For the uninitiated, the Death Star is a moon-shaped space station and superweapon featured in the Star Wars franchise.

While a CBDC would not share the Death Star’s ability to annihilate planets with a super laser, Rep. Warren Davidson of Ohio believes it would create similar authoritarian powers for the nation’s central bank to

227 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 00:15

who's my good boy~

228 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 14:58

Rombough, a former professional soccer player, bragged to fellow officers about kicking the head of a young Black man like he was scoring a field goal

229 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 00:29

4 3 (2) 6 9 8 7 (2) 9 7

230 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 16:33

Heortling

231 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 10:13

The film's director Don Edmonds described the screenplay as "the worst piece of shit I ever read".

232 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10950 11:41

Calling a trans woman a ‘w----r’ is discriminatory because the insult is commonly used in reference to men, an employment tribunal has suggested.

The swear word is not a gender-neutral term and so using it against someone who has transitioned would constitute a breach of equality laws, a panel concluded.

To insult a trans woman without being discriminatory, female specific slurs should be used instead, the tribunal suggested

233 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 01:42

Are you a stupid little bitch who's desperate to get knocked up by a big throbbing cock that cums multiple times? I'll pump your perfect pussy full of hot sperm again and again, leaving you dripping and dumb.

234 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 16:04

switchwords

235 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 23:19

a 6-year old girl who has to defeat some monsters to graduate from kindergarten

236 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 01:43

Grohl killed Kurt Cobain

237 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 09:11

<br clear="both" />
{{Today/EternalSeptember}}

239 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 08:50

An unappealing otaku awakens in the body of a pig after he passes out while eating raw pig liver. Pig finds himself in the company of Jess, an innocent girl who can read people's minds, and she accepts him despite his boorish thoughts... although she does plan to eat him. When Jess is in danger of succumbing to a dark destiny, can Pig save her using only his quick wits, wisdom, and refined sense of smell?

240 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 22:19

Police say while there is no official cause of death yet, it appears he did eat the infamously scorching chip earlier in the day

241 Name: vc: joy : 1993-09-10962 19:38

His pants start to fall down as he continues his merciless assault.

243 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10966 09:04

(n) (hist) (See 小正月, 祝い棒) traditional Koshōgatsu ceremony where the newly-wed wife is hit on the rump with a sacred wooden pole to ensure her fertility

244 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10967 02:56

A snatch of dialogue recorded between two members of Unit R runs as follows. (Both Roger and Rita are adult females.)

Roger: 1+1+3
Rita: 1+1+3, 1+1+3
Roger: 9I
Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 10I
Rita: 1+1+3, 1+1+3
Roger: 11I
Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 10I, 11I, 1+1+3
Rita: 1+1+3

The “conversation” continues along much these same lines, until Rita finally changes her tune:

Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 12R, 10I, 10I, 9I, 9I
Rita: 9I, 8I

245 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10968 18:39

Sketchbook: Full Color's

246 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10969 06:52

Neopronouns look fucking dumb. I choose to unsubtly pepper my screeds with palæopronouns like ȝe and 伊. It'll put hair on yer crotch!

247 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10970 09:56

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) was escorted out of a Denver theater in the middle of a performance of the musical “Beetlejuice” Sunday night for allegedly “causing a disturbanc

248 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 13:42

ダチとうちらアベムジカ好きそうって話が出来てよかった

Translated from Japanese by Google

I'm glad I was able to talk to my nigga about how we both like Abe Musica.

249 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 17:41

LA 63 - El Paso Occupato, Torino (Italy), 11th November 1993
MEMBERS: William Bennett, Philip Best, Peter Sotos
TRACKLISTING: Dictator, My Cock's On Fire, I'm Comin' Up Your Ass, The Second Coming, Asking For It, Movement 1994, Twice Is Not Enough, Death Penalty
NOTES: huge audience of about 400 crammed in, there is no support group - at venue William Bennett gets bitten by large dog before concert and must go to hospital but is back in time for the performance subsequently during which there is a massive electrical blackout with ensuing utter chaos as the band are trapped on stage in the pitch darkness, there is no subsequent resumption and eventually Whitehouse manage to get away

250 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 00:08

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251 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 08:49

FUKUOKA -- Police in Fukuoka Prefecture on Sept. 24 issued a prefecture-wide email warning regarding a group of suspicious men wearing a skimpy item of lingerie or nothing at all seen in the city of Koga the previous day.

According to Fukuoka Prefectural Police's Kasuya Police Station and the crime prevention email, about 10 of the men were completely naked and about 10 were wearing garter belts when spotted at about 2 p.m.

The station is advising residents to take personal safety measures such as, "Shouting loudly if they spot suspicious people and avoiding dark or secluded streets."

(Japanese original by Hayato Jojima, Kyushu News Department)

252 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 10:14

253 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10984 08:48

Welp, Peter ojou-sama is gonna be my new sleep paralysis demon.

254 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10985 01:00

I fucking hate pandas

Pandas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a panda with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the panda will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, pandas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Pandas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, pandas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because pandas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities pandas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Pandas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Pandas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

255 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10985 03:15

>>254
But the original was about koalas, it doesn't make sense with pandas...

256 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10985 11:57

Penguins Are Absolutely The Most Evil Thing On The Planet. This will be a sub-reddit to discuss the eventual uprising of the penguins. Please feel free to share any and all information that will help the humans resist the waves upon waves of invading waddling bastards, that are soon to try to take over. It will happen.

257 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10989 04:49

Ryūhoku began serializing “Super Secret Tales from the Slammer” just a few days
after he was released from four months of incarceration. It attracted a remarkably large
audience for its time; a daily circulation of 10,000 was rare for any Japanese newspaper in
the 1870s, but Ryūhoku’s newspaper obtained 18,000 subscribers in 1876, a striking success
attributed to Ryūhoku’s writings.4

258 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10995 10:13

Unlike your other website pricks who just pull info off Wikipedia, I lived it.

259 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10995 18:27

The former president also discussed how he would fare against his political rival in a physical fight.

Trump brought up comments by Biden in 2018 about how if they were in high school, he would take Trump "behind the gym and beat the hell out of him."

"I think I could go like this," Trump said before blowing air out of his mouth, "and he'd go down."

Trump then claimed that he was better at golf than Biden.

260 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10996 02:02

Donald Trump cheats at golf Michael Bloomberg doesn’t

261 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 11:28

262 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 18:51

A school in Belfast has faced backlash after pupils staged a "completely inappropriate" lunchtime protest in support of Palestine and repeated IRA slogans.

263 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11002 19:02

A baboon squatting with an open book on its thighs, holding a pen in its paw, and gazing at a group of humans; a feather appears between the baboon and the people.

264 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11006 11:22

sheep's intestine was propelled directly towards the camera using high-pressure air hoses

265 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11010 21:35

"No, Simp-Man®! She is Worst Girl®! You cannot fix herrr!!!"

Simp-Man® put on his highly marketable Rose Colored Shades™ one last time, not turning back even once. "Shut up, Reasonaboy®. I'm counting on it."

266 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11011 00:03

Elon Musk acted like a 'little baby' and was 'almost in tears' on Tesla's 'terrible' earnings call, analyst says

267 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11012 11:02

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268 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11015 20:11

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269 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11016 10:59

270 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11019 08:46

  • # If you want GNU Parallel to be maintained in the future you

271 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11019 08:49

AIDS is not curable.[citation needed]

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