ITT we say what the previous poster's weapon of choice says about them (139)

1 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 13:59

>>0 is a mime.

A brick

2 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 16:47

>>1 prefers the Pseud0ch stylesheet.

A duelling rapier.

3 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 18:58

>>2 likes to rape.

Concrete donkey

4 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 22:23

>>3 lost all his friends after 6th grade.

Gravity gun.

5 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 23:15

>>4 lost all his friends after junior high.

A brick, inside a sock.

6 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 23:37

>>5 never had friends

Weed

7 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10726 08:41

>>6 arrived 414 posts early.

Chainsword

8 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10726 21:15

>>7
Hasn't showered in months.

Rocket Launcher

9 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10727 13:04

>>8 is an astronaut.

Magic missile

10 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10728 03:37

>>9 borrows things and doesn't return them

Katana

11 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10728 08:40

>>10 does absurd fighting stances every time he's holding cutlery.

ICBM.

12 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10730 16:25

>>11 always makes sure to issue a final warning before unleashing the paper tiger in his pocket.

A banana

13 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10730 17:58

>>12 wants me to make a Monty Python reference.

Gatling gun

14 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10730 18:57

>>13 doesn't believe in the palsma rifle.

A handful of grapes

15 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10731 06:46

>>14 wouldn't last very long in a real fight.

Pocket sand

16 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10731 09:38

>>15 recently went to the beach and collected some cool rocks and seashells.

Labrys

17 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10806 19:16

>>16 is a minotaur.

Whip

18 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10807 13:56

>>17
Played too much Runescape growing up.

Pure, unbridled rage

19 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10807 15:40

>>18 has unresolved childhood trauma.

My teeth

20 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10808 22:12

>>19 has rabies! Watch out!

Nanofilament garrote

21 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10809 10:17

>>20 is very diligent about flossing his teeth.

Shrewd diplomacy and careful de-escalation.

22 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10810 13:00

>>21 cleverly avoids getting into fights, but this also means that >>21 has never won a fight.

Glock 17, concealed carry.

23 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10810 14:51

>>22 Level 500 Mafia boss or low-level bum gangster

Glock 50 blicky switch, my draco, open carry, wal-mart

24 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10817 19:23

>>23 has strong opinions on barbeque condiments.

Syringe filled with mysterious glowing green liquid.

25 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10817 21:30

>>24 is Herbert West

A big slimy bass fish

26 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10825 12:05

>>25 is anosmic.

Trebuchet

27 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10826 18:41

>>26 is too poor to afford guns

Erect AIDS infested homosexual penis

28 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10827 21:33

>>27 has impeccable fashion sense.

Flamethrower

29 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10828 07:26

>>28 envies other men's ejaculations.

Hedgehog on a stick

30 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10828 10:21

>>29
Simultaneously yearns for and is terrified of emotional intimacy.

Zweihander

31 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10828 11:07

>>30 larps as a knight and cosplays as hegel

A sharpened bible for maximum paper cut

32 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10828 21:57

>>31 interpreted Ephesians 6:17 too literally.

Macuahuitl

33 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10830 12:20

>>32 was raped and murdered by Spanish Catholics

Armalite AR-18 gas operated automatic assault rifle + balaclava

34 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10831 02:39

>>33 is an IRA larper who’s probably lived in Boston all his life

Vodoo doll

35 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10832 11:57

>>34 is very excited for the upcoming Barbie movie.

Seduction, followed by a stiletto dagger to the back.

36 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10836 22:38

>>35 Has no penis

A penis

37 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10836 22:59

>>36 has a penis.

Scythe

38 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 09:26

>>37 is clearly a lowly peasant. Get back in the field!

Scythe (the board game)

39 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 12:31

>>38 is about to learn some difficult lessons about the offensive and defensive capabilities of cardboard.

A sequence of intricate and beautiful danmaku patterns.

40 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10839 08:28

>>39 is appreciated more for their lore than fighting style.

A rock, a strong throwing arm, and good aim.

41 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10839 08:37

>>40 is a practicioner of monkey magic (rock leave hand and somehow fly perfectly through air and hit exactly where want it)
(Supplement: >>39 is appreciated even more for their erotic fanart.)

A mind to rhyme and two hype feet.

42 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10839 23:19

>>41 is dinosaur jazz man who uses killer driller jive nobody these days understands

A playstation 2 controller

43 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10842 23:34

>>42 is a dinosaur who still uses a console from an era where 380p was high def and requires wires eww!

An umbrella with a hidden cyanide injector in the tip

44 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10842 23:48

>>43 doesn't have access to radioactive substances and is working for poor-ass spooks, probably North Korea's or something.

A homemade shotgun wrapped in large amounts of duct tape

45 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10843 00:24

>>44 is looking for Abe, and not the one who freed the blacks.

The china cannon attached to my groin

46 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10846 21:37

>>45 is a beloved relic from a simpler time.

Passive-aggressive comments and hostile body language.

47 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10847 10:06

>>46 is a white girl

Rusty steel pipe and a flashlight

48 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10847 15:53

>>47 wants to know why did his friend turn into a cannibal.

A bottle of liquid nitrogen.

49 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10847 18:10

>>48 is single because he constantly gives everyone the cold shoulder

A mysteriously ticking package

50 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10849 22:15

>>49 sells metronomes for a living.

Swarm of locusts

51 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10849 22:26

>>50 is a biblical plague

A rose bush

52 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10849 22:42

>>51
Is George and Jeb Bush's secret sister

The total strength of Israel's military

53 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10850 13:04

>>52 is disliked by his neighbours.

War elephant

54 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10899 13:43

>>53 is a pushy bastard at the best of times.

A sniper rifle with a wide angle lens for a sight.

55 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10899 14:23

>>54 is a talented photographer.

A morningstar.

56 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10899 16:50

>>55 is an early riser.

A double-bladed bearded axe.

57 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10899 23:01

>>56 is a bisexual dwarf.

A molotov cocktail.

58 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10949 21:52

>>57 understands that sometimes the only way to fix things is to burn it to the ground and start over.

Mechanical Pencil (Empty).

59 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10950 13:39

>>58 is not very receptive to constructive criticism on his artwork.

Giant robot.

60 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10950 21:15

>>59 small penis

Twelve inches long double-ended dildo.

61 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10950 21:19

>>60 Even smaller penis.

An army of hand-crafted dolls filled with gunpowder.

62 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10951 22:40

>>61 has the second best stage theme in Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Pit full of venomous snakes.

63 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10952 13:29

>>62 is an aspiring herpetologist.

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

64 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10953 14:13

>>63 is making the mother of all omelets

A flash drive with a zip bomb containing 47 yottabytes of furry porn

65 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10954 01:42

>>64 is mentally ill

An IBM Thinkpad running Kali Linux and a Whonix portal

66 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10954 09:14

>>65 wears thigh-highs (programming socks) and has their dick locked in a chastity cage

A flamethrower specially equipped with an attachment that allows it to shoot mace at the same time

67 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10954 09:24

>>66 is an attractive woman who lives in an urban area

An internet troll farm

68 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10954 13:05

>>67 is in the early stages of congestive heart failure due to bulking up on steroids some thirty years ago.

An envenomed bodkin

69 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10961 06:15

>>68 is a sign who has lost the ability to have normal conversations due to reading to many fantasy novels.

My hands

70 Name: ( ´w｀) : 1993-09-10972 18:59

>>69 is an onanist

A comically large cartoon mallet

71 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10972 22:19

>>70 is on the run from the UPRPRC.

An absurd number of throwing daggers.

72 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10973 01:34

>>71
Works for cold steel

A plastic freezer bag filled with diarrhea

73 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10977 13:20

>>72 is a chump who fell for Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pretend Bolognese Showdown.

Tentacles.

74 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10978 01:58

>>73
Is a Japanese fisherman’s wife

A remote detonating loli with a suicide vest

75 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10978 18:10

>>74
Is a Japanese fisherman

A medium sized nail clipper

76 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10978 20:38

>>75 has medium sized nails.

Orbitoclast.

77 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10984 02:59

>>76 couldn't afford modern textbooks.

The black spot

78 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10984 14:52

>>77's skincare routine needs improvement.

Guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.

79 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11021 00:29

>>78
Is a woman or transgender

The anal probe from Destroy All Humans 2

80 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11022 20:06

>>79 is the alien from Destroy All Humans 2.

Running away very fast.

81 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11023 04:28

>>80
Is a wildcat high school girl!

>>82
Diplomacy and negotiation

82 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11025 12:01

>>81 would get along well with >>21.

Air loom.

83 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11025 17:53

>>82
Can’t spell

A suicide vest but instead or a bomb its a canister of nerve gas

84 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11025 18:12

>>83 doesn't know how apostrophes work

>>85 cheesewire

85 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11025 20:10

>>84 is often forced by his own bad manners to fight in a kitchen environment.

>>86 a precariously balanced box of hammers.

86 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11026 13:01

>>85 needs to tidy up his garage.

>>87
A whimsical tea party (the tea is drugged).

87 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11026 14:07

>>86 wears a silly bonnet.

>>88 a surprisingly long knife for such a plain girl.

88 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11026 14:14

>>87
Ayamu Kasuga

>>89
A Scud-B tactical ballistic missile

89 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11027 21:02

Paradoxically, >>88's COCK HAS BECOME A PATRIOT (MIM-104); thus he does not enjoy Japanese media about cicadas.

>>90
Ayamu Kasuga

90 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11028 13:36

>>89 writes a daily manga.

>>91 a gnawed wang

91 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11028 16:24

>>90
A Chinese man who’s been chewed on?

>>92
Type 2 Qassam rocket

92 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11028 22:37

>>91 does his best with what is available to him.

>>93
The power of friendship.

93 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 09:04

>>92 is a magical girl.
Or Mr. Rogers, but I repeat myself.

>>94
Clothes-dissolving tentacles

94 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 11:14

>>93
An Octopus that works at a detergent factory that may or may not be a hentai tentacle rapist

>>95
The Flauros

95 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 18:55

>>94 defeats shrine maiden

>>06 nostalgia (incurable)

96 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 01:49

>>95
Oh look it’s that schizo tripfag Houhin Kyoma

>>97
A hypodermic needle disguised as an umbrella that injects my major depression into other people

97 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 11:08

>>96 is a Russian agent; specifically, Fyodor Dostoevsky.

>>98
Thoughts and prayers

98 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 11:11

>>97
Is the Pope during a major world crisis

>>99
Hydrochloric acid

99 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 16:08

>>98
Is a Muslim man during a local spat with his daughter.

>>100
A raging purse dog on a leash.

100 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:38

>>99
Is a rich girl from California

101 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:49

>>100
Is O. J Simpson

>>102
Urumi whip blade

102 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11033 22:35

>>101 is going to accidentally slice his own fingers off five seconds into battle.

>>103
Strangulation by ethernet cable.

103 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11034 04:40

>>102
Simon Travaglia

>>104
sabotaged bicycle.

104 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11034 19:40

>>103
A skilled Vietnamese guerrilla who can't afford a car and thinks removing the breaks on my bike before I take my morning ride in Hanoi is a good way to impress his superiors in the NLF

>>105
A rabies infected puppy strategically preened for maximum cuteness carefully placed on your doorstep with pro-beastiality paraphanalia

105 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11035 12:25

>>104 has the right idea in the wrong place.

>>106
Vagina dentata.

106 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11035 13:17

>>105 is attracted to large men with poor impulse control.

>>107 highly trained vaginal muscles.

107 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11035 16:00

>>106 has crafted a weapon specifically to defeat https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1247184946/470

>>108 a collection of 56 nanahira CDs

108 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11036 02:55

>>107 is either the same poster as https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1247184946/470, or is even less sexually experienced than him, if such a thing is possible.

A broken bottle of vodka.

109 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11036 18:48

>>108 is about to play a significant role in worsening ethnic tensions between Kosovo's Serb and Albanian populations.

>>110
Immediate unconditional surrender.

110 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11037 10:05

>>109
Is still mad about that time someone ruined their freshly washed bedsheets

>>111
A Graviton Beam Emitter

111 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11037 23:38

>>110
Is that weeb that pisses his self and hides in the locker when Snake and Ninja do battle.

>>112
A Chinese Dongfeng missile hidden in a shipping container

112 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 12:34

This is the last time >>111 tries to order fireworks from AliExpress.

>>113
Lucerne hammer.

113 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11110 01:46

>>112
Wears a massive codpiece

>>114
An M56 Smartgun

114 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11125 02:11

>>113
Won't survive long.

>>115
Twitter flash mob

115 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11125 11:15

>>114
Is a great leader who will be turned upon by his followers.
>>116
Wooden baseball bat

116 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11125 19:37

>>115
Is on a divine mission to purify the lands.

>>117
A large freezer bag full of live ants

117 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 21:34

>>116
( ；ﾟДﾟ) S-Shiro Ishii san?!

>>118
Blue colored mystery pill

118 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11127 12:25

>>117
Has a raging boner and must call a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.

>>119
A titanic number of minor obligations from acquaintances and strangers wherever you go, accumulated through the long length of a charitable lifestyle.

119 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11129 00:17

>>118
Is the type that kills co-workers by blowing air into their anuses with an air compressor.

>>120
Laser guided yari spear fired from an ATGM launcher

120 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11132 00:29

>>119
is an otaku with a vivid imagination

>>121
Red colored mystery pill

121 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 06:55

>>120 is a man going his own way.

>>122
A semisolid silicone implant that's surgically inserted into the penis shaft just under the penile skin

122 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11135 11:53

>>121 is Goz'githog, the angry god of genital scar tissue

>>123 Giant Salamanders, one of each extant species

123 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11158 02:20

>>122
Is a girl with piercings and tattoos that listens to Metlicker and has an autsitic obsession with reptilians and squirrels. Eats them too for some reason,

>>124
An IED hidden in a dildo modelled on the penis of Goz'githog the angry god of genital scar tissue who is also a gay pornstar

124 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11182 22:38

>>123 is gay probably why would he own a large dildo modelled on a gay god pornstar

>>125
Ayamu Kasuga armed with a chainsaw air dropped over your home like Nemesis

125 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11208 21:29

>>124
Is Slavic and transgender

>>126
cluster munitions

126 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11263 17:52

>>125
Couldn't hit a bullet with a barn door.

>>127
A classic 1960's Death Ray mounted on a semi.

127 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11263 23:53

>>126
Is a mentally retarded member of the KKK catfished by the feds in a hairbrained entrapment scheme

>>128
PS2 controller

128 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11265 20:45

>>127
See >>42

>>129
Nerve gas

129 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11265 21:08

>>128 uncontrollably passes wind when anxious.

>>130
Fireball spell.

130 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11265 21:32

>>129 is a 30-year-old virgin.

>>131
A depiction of your enemy as a soyjak

131 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11266 09:43

>>130
Is a 13 year old that just discovered 4chan

>>132
A jack-in-the-box with a boxing glove inside it

132 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11268 20:21

>>131
A white boxer who floats like a butterfly and stings like a feather trying to make up for his lack of punching power

>>133
BDSM equipment. Whips, chains, and dildos with razor blades.

133 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 01:30

>>132
Desperately wishes to be whisked away to the planet Gor, but rejected by the aliens in charge.

>>134
Pork Sword.

134 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 03:16

>>133
Is a 68 year old David Duke supporter trying to protect his lawn from the immigrants and Jews despite living in rural Montana. Probably has diabetes and ringworms because he can’t stop munching on it.

>>135
Mr. Wikipedia Dick

135 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 23:15

>>134
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

>>136
Divine intervention

136 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 01:39

>>135
Abandoned by his mother in a basket.

>>137
A gay bomb

137 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 09:12

>>136 annoys everyone by getting glitter everywhere.

>>138
Butter knife

138 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 17:06

>>137
Is a Britfag with no access to effective weapons.

>>139
Love, headpats, and a hot cocoa.

139 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 09:30

>>138
Cute girl who will love you to death and then promptly stab you to death.

>>140
Apple III computer that had to be picked up and dropped to work on the instructions of the manual itself because steve jobs thought it was a good idea to remove fans and air vents, dropped right on your head to re-seat the partially melted circuitry.

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