ITT we say what the previous poster's weapon of choice says about them (111)

1 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 13:59

>>0 is a mime.

A brick

2 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 16:47

>>1 prefers the Pseud0ch stylesheet.

A duelling rapier.

3 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 18:58

>>2 likes to rape.

Concrete donkey

4 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 22:23

>>3 lost all his friends after 6th grade.

Gravity gun.

5 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 23:15

>>4 lost all his friends after junior high.

A brick, inside a sock.

6 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 23:37

>>5 never had friends

Weed

7 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10726 08:41

>>6 arrived 414 posts early.

Chainsword

8 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10726 21:15

>>7
Hasn't showered in months.

Rocket Launcher

9 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 13:04

>>8 is an astronaut.

Magic missile

10 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 03:37

>>9 borrows things and doesn't return them

Katana

11 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 08:40

>>10 does absurd fighting stances every time he's holding cutlery.

ICBM.

12 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 16:25

>>11 always makes sure to issue a final warning before unleashing the paper tiger in his pocket.

A banana

13 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 17:58

>>12 wants me to make a Monty Python reference.

Gatling gun

14 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 18:57

>>13 doesn't believe in the palsma rifle.

A handful of grapes

15 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10731 06:46

>>14 wouldn't last very long in a real fight.

Pocket sand

16 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10731 09:38

>>15 recently went to the beach and collected some cool rocks and seashells.

Labrys

17 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10806 19:16

>>16 is a minotaur.

Whip

18 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10807 13:56

>>17
Played too much Runescape growing up.

Pure, unbridled rage

19 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10807 15:40

>>18 has unresolved childhood trauma.

My teeth

20 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10808 22:12

>>19 has rabies! Watch out!

Nanofilament garrote

21 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10809 10:17

>>20 is very diligent about flossing his teeth.

Shrewd diplomacy and careful de-escalation.

22 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 13:00

>>21 cleverly avoids getting into fights, but this also means that >>21 has never won a fight.

Glock 17, concealed carry.

23 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10810 14:51

>>22 Level 500 Mafia boss or low-level bum gangster

Glock 50 blicky switch, my draco, open carry, wal-mart

24 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 19:23

>>23 has strong opinions on barbeque condiments.

Syringe filled with mysterious glowing green liquid.

25 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10817 21:30

>>24 is Herbert West

A big slimy bass fish

26 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10825 12:05

>>25 is anosmic.

Trebuchet

27 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10826 18:41

>>26 is too poor to afford guns

Erect AIDS infested homosexual penis

28 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10827 21:33

>>27 has impeccable fashion sense.

Flamethrower

29 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 07:26

>>28 envies other men's ejaculations.

Hedgehog on a stick

30 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 10:21

>>29
Simultaneously yearns for and is terrified of emotional intimacy.

Zweihander

31 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 11:07

>>30 larps as a knight and cosplays as hegel

A sharpened bible for maximum paper cut

32 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 21:57

>>31 interpreted Ephesians 6:17 too literally.

Macuahuitl

33 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10830 12:20

>>32 was raped and murdered by Spanish Catholics

Armalite AR-18 gas operated automatic assault rifle + balaclava

34 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 02:39

>>33 is an IRA larper whofs probably lived in Boston all his life

Vodoo doll

35 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10832 11:57

>>34 is very excited for the upcoming Barbie movie.

Seduction, followed by a stiletto dagger to the back.

36 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10836 22:38

>>35 Has no penis

A penis

37 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10836 22:59

>>36 has a penis.

Scythe

38 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 09:26

>>37 is clearly a lowly peasant. Get back in the field!

Scythe (the board game)

39 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 12:31

>>38 is about to learn some difficult lessons about the offensive and defensive capabilities of cardboard.

A sequence of intricate and beautiful danmaku patterns.

40 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10839 08:28

>>39 is appreciated more for their lore than fighting style.

A rock, a strong throwing arm, and good aim.

41 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10839 08:37

>>40 is a practicioner of monkey magic (rock leave hand and somehow fly perfectly through air and hit exactly where want it)
(Supplement: >>39 is appreciated even more for their erotic fanart.)

A mind to rhyme and two hype feet.

42 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10839 23:19

>>41 is dinosaur jazz man who uses killer driller jive nobody these days understands

A playstation 2 controller

43 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10842 23:34

>>42 is a dinosaur who still uses a console from an era where 380p was high def and requires wires eww!

An umbrella with a hidden cyanide injector in the tip

44 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10842 23:48

>>43 doesn't have access to radioactive substances and is working for poor-ass spooks, probably North Korea's or something.

A homemade shotgun wrapped in large amounts of duct tape

45 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10843 00:24

>>44 is looking for Abe, and not the one who freed the blacks.

The china cannon attached to my groin

46 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10846 21:37

>>45 is a beloved relic from a simpler time.

Passive-aggressive comments and hostile body language.

47 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 10:06

>>46 is a white girl

Rusty steel pipe and a flashlight

48 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 15:53

>>47 wants to know why did his friend turn into a cannibal.

A bottle of liquid nitrogen.

49 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 18:10

>>48 is single because he constantly gives everyone the cold shoulder

A mysteriously ticking package

50 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 22:15

>>49 sells metronomes for a living.

Swarm of locusts

51 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 22:26

>>50 is a biblical plague

A rose bush

52 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 22:42

>>51
Is George and Jeb Bush's secret sister

The total strength of Israel's military

53 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 13:04

>>52 is disliked by his neighbours.

War elephant

54 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 13:43

>>53 is a pushy bastard at the best of times.

A sniper rifle with a wide angle lens for a sight.

55 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 14:23

>>54 is a talented photographer.

A morningstar.

56 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 16:50

>>55 is an early riser.

A double-bladed bearded axe.

57 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 23:01

>>56 is a bisexual dwarf.

A molotov cocktail.

58 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10949 21:52

>>57 understands that sometimes the only way to fix things is to burn it to the ground and start over.

Mechanical Pencil (Empty).

59 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10950 13:39

>>58 is not very receptive to constructive criticism on his artwork.

Giant robot.

60 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10950 21:15

>>59 small penis

Twelve inches long double-ended dildo.

61 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10950 21:19

>>60 Even smaller penis.

An army of hand-crafted dolls filled with gunpowder.

62 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10951 22:40

>>61 has the second best stage theme in Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Pit full of venomous snakes.

63 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 13:29

>>62 is an aspiring herpetologist.

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

64 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 14:13

>>63 is making the mother of all omelets

A flash drive with a zip bomb containing 47 yottabytes of furry porn

65 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 01:42

>>64 is mentally ill

An IBM Thinkpad running Kali Linux and a Whonix portal

66 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 09:14

>>65 wears thigh-highs (programming socks) and has their dick locked in a chastity cage

A flamethrower specially equipped with an attachment that allows it to shoot mace at the same time

67 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 09:24

>>66 is an attractive woman who lives in an urban area

An internet troll farm

68 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 13:05

>>67 is in the early stages of congestive heart failure due to bulking up on steroids some thirty years ago.

An envenomed bodkin

69 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 06:15

>>68 is a sign who has lost the ability to have normal conversations due to reading to many fantasy novels.

My hands

70 Name: ( LwM) : 1993-09-10972 18:59

>>69 is an onanist

A comically large cartoon mallet

71 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10972 22:19

>>70 is on the run from the UPRPRC.

An absurd number of throwing daggers.

72 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 01:34

>>71
Works for cold steel

A plastic freezer bag filled with diarrhea

73 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 13:20

>>72 is a chump who fell for Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pretend Bolognese Showdown.

Tentacles.

74 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 01:58

>>73
Is a Japanese fishermanfs wife

A remote detonating loli with a suicide vest

75 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 18:10

>>74
Is a Japanese fisherman

A medium sized nail clipper

76 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 20:38

>>75 has medium sized nails.

Orbitoclast.

77 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10984 02:59

>>76 couldn't afford modern textbooks.

The black spot

78 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10984 14:52

>>77's skincare routine needs improvement.

Guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.

79 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11021 00:29

>>78
Is a woman or transgender

The anal probe from Destroy All Humans 2

80 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11022 20:06

>>79 is the alien from Destroy All Humans 2.

Running away very fast.

81 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11023 04:28

>>80
Is a wildcat high school girl!

>>82
Diplomacy and negotiation

82 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11025 12:01

>>81 would get along well with >>21.

Air loom.

83 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11025 17:53

>>82
Canft spell

A suicide vest but instead or a bomb its a canister of nerve gas

84 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11025 18:12

>>83 doesn't know how apostrophes work

>>85 cheesewire

85 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11025 20:10

>>84 is often forced by his own bad manners to fight in a kitchen environment.

>>86 a precariously balanced box of hammers.

86 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11026 13:01

>>85 needs to tidy up his garage.

>>87
A whimsical tea party (the tea is drugged).

87 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11026 14:07

>>86 wears a silly bonnet.

>>88 a surprisingly long knife for such a plain girl.

88 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11026 14:14

>>87
Ayamu Kasuga

>>89
A Scud-B tactical ballistic missile

89 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11027 21:02

Paradoxically, >>88's COCK HAS BECOME A PATRIOT (MIM-104); thus he does not enjoy Japanese media about cicadas.

>>90
Ayamu Kasuga

90 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 13:36

>>89 writes a daily manga.

>>91 a gnawed wang

91 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 16:24

>>90
A Chinese man whofs been chewed on?

>>92
Type 2 Qassam rocket

92 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 22:37

>>91 does his best with what is available to him.

>>93
The power of friendship.

93 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11029 09:04

>>92 is a magical girl.
Or Mr. Rogers, but I repeat myself.

>>94
Clothes-dissolving tentacles

94 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11029 11:14

>>93
An Octopus that works at a detergent factory that may or may not be a hentai tentacle rapist

>>95
The Flauros

95 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11029 18:55

>>94 defeats shrine maiden

>>06 nostalgia (incurable)

96 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11030 01:49

>>95
Oh look itfs that schizo tripfag Houhin Kyoma

>>97
A hypodermic needle disguised as an umbrella that injects my major depression into other people

97 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11030 11:08

>>96 is a Russian agent; specifically, Fyodor Dostoevsky.

>>98
Thoughts and prayers

98 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11030 11:11

>>97
Is the Pope during a major world crisis

>>99
Hydrochloric acid

99 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11030 16:08

>>98
Is a Muslim man during a local spat with his daughter.

>>100
A raging purse dog on a leash.

100 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:38

>>99
Is a rich girl from California

101 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:49

>>100
Is O. J Simpson

>>102
Urumi whip blade

102 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11033 22:35

>>101 is going to accidentally slice his own fingers off five seconds into battle.

>>103
Strangulation by ethernet cable.

103 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11034 04:40

>>102
Simon Travaglia

>>104
sabotaged bicycle.

104 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11034 19:40

>>103
A skilled Vietnamese guerrilla who can't afford a car and thinks removing the breaks on my bike before I take my morning ride in Hanoi is a good way to impress his superiors in the NLF

>>105
A rabies infected puppy strategically preened for maximum cuteness carefully placed on your doorstep with pro-beastiality paraphanalia

105 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 12:25

>>104 has the right idea in the wrong place.

>>106
Vagina dentata.

106 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 13:17

>>105 is attracted to large men with poor impulse control.

>>107 highly trained vaginal muscles.

107 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 16:00

>>106 has crafted a weapon specifically to defeat https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1247184946/470

>>108 a collection of 56 nanahira CDs

108 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11036 02:55

>>107 is either the same poster as https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1247184946/470, or is even less sexually experienced than him, if such a thing is possible.

A broken bottle of vodka.

109 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11036 18:48

>>108 is about to play a significant role in worsening ethnic tensions between Kosovo's Serb and Albanian populations.

>>110
Immediate unconditional surrender.

110 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11037 10:05

>>109
Is still mad about that time someone ruined their freshly washed bedsheets

>>111
A Graviton Beam Emitter

111 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11037 23:38

>>110
Is that weeb that pisses his self and hides in the locker when Snake and Ninja do battle.

>>112
A Chinese Dongfeng missile hidden in a shipping container

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