>>0 is a mime.
A brick
>>1 prefers the Pseud0ch stylesheet.
A duelling rapier.
>>2 likes to rape.
Concrete donkey
>>3 lost all his friends after 6th grade.
Gravity gun.
>>4 lost all his friends after junior high.
A brick, inside a sock.
>>5 never had friends
Weed
>>6 arrived 414 posts early.
Chainsword
>>7Hasn't showered in months.
Rocket Launcher
>>8 is an astronaut.
Magic missile
>>9 borrows things and doesn't return them
Katana
>>10 does absurd fighting stances every time he's holding cutlery.
ICBM.