ITT we say what the previous poster's weapon of choice says about them (139)

1 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10725 13:59

>>0 is a mime.

A brick

90 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11028 13:36

>>89 writes a daily manga.

>>91 a gnawed wang

91 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11028 16:24

>>90
A Chinese man who’s been chewed on?

>>92
Type 2 Qassam rocket

92 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11028 22:37

>>91 does his best with what is available to him.

>>93
The power of friendship.

93 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 09:04

>>92 is a magical girl.
Or Mr. Rogers, but I repeat myself.

>>94
Clothes-dissolving tentacles

94 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 11:14

>>93
An Octopus that works at a detergent factory that may or may not be a hentai tentacle rapist

>>95
The Flauros

95 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 18:55

>>94 defeats shrine maiden

>>06 nostalgia (incurable)

96 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 01:49

>>95
Oh look it’s that schizo tripfag Houhin Kyoma

>>97
A hypodermic needle disguised as an umbrella that injects my major depression into other people

97 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 11:08

>>96 is a Russian agent; specifically, Fyodor Dostoevsky.

>>98
Thoughts and prayers

98 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 11:11

>>97
Is the Pope during a major world crisis

>>99
Hydrochloric acid

99 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 16:08

>>98
Is a Muslim man during a local spat with his daughter.

>>100
A raging purse dog on a leash.

100 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:38

>>99
Is a rich girl from California

101 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:49

>>100
Is O. J Simpson

>>102
Urumi whip blade

102 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11033 22:35

>>101 is going to accidentally slice his own fingers off five seconds into battle.

>>103
Strangulation by ethernet cable.

103 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11034 04:40

>>102
Simon Travaglia

>>104
sabotaged bicycle.

104 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11034 19:40

>>103
A skilled Vietnamese guerrilla who can't afford a car and thinks removing the breaks on my bike before I take my morning ride in Hanoi is a good way to impress his superiors in the NLF

>>105
A rabies infected puppy strategically preened for maximum cuteness carefully placed on your doorstep with pro-beastiality paraphanalia

105 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11035 12:25

>>104 has the right idea in the wrong place.

>>106
Vagina dentata.

106 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11035 13:17

>>105 is attracted to large men with poor impulse control.

>>107 highly trained vaginal muscles.

107 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11035 16:00

>>106 has crafted a weapon specifically to defeat https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1247184946/470

>>108 a collection of 56 nanahira CDs

108 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11036 02:55

>>107 is either the same poster as https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1247184946/470, or is even less sexually experienced than him, if such a thing is possible.

A broken bottle of vodka.

109 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11036 18:48

>>108 is about to play a significant role in worsening ethnic tensions between Kosovo's Serb and Albanian populations.

>>110
Immediate unconditional surrender.

110 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11037 10:05

>>109
Is still mad about that time someone ruined their freshly washed bedsheets

>>111
A Graviton Beam Emitter

111 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11037 23:38

>>110
Is that weeb that pisses his self and hides in the locker when Snake and Ninja do battle.

>>112
A Chinese Dongfeng missile hidden in a shipping container

112 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 12:34

This is the last time >>111 tries to order fireworks from AliExpress.

>>113
Lucerne hammer.

113 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11110 01:46

>>112
Wears a massive codpiece

>>114
An M56 Smartgun

114 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11125 02:11

>>113
Won't survive long.

>>115
Twitter flash mob

115 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11125 11:15

>>114
Is a great leader who will be turned upon by his followers.
>>116
Wooden baseball bat

116 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11125 19:37

>>115
Is on a divine mission to purify the lands.

>>117
A large freezer bag full of live ants

117 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 21:34

>>116
( ；ﾟДﾟ) S-Shiro Ishii san?!

>>118
Blue colored mystery pill

118 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11127 12:25

>>117
Has a raging boner and must call a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.

>>119
A titanic number of minor obligations from acquaintances and strangers wherever you go, accumulated through the long length of a charitable lifestyle.

119 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11129 00:17

>>118
Is the type that kills co-workers by blowing air into their anuses with an air compressor.

>>120
Laser guided yari spear fired from an ATGM launcher

120 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11132 00:29

>>119
is an otaku with a vivid imagination

>>121
Red colored mystery pill

121 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 06:55

>>120 is a man going his own way.

>>122
A semisolid silicone implant that's surgically inserted into the penis shaft just under the penile skin

122 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11135 11:53

>>121 is Goz'githog, the angry god of genital scar tissue

>>123 Giant Salamanders, one of each extant species

123 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11158 02:20

>>122
Is a girl with piercings and tattoos that listens to Metlicker and has an autsitic obsession with reptilians and squirrels. Eats them too for some reason,

>>124
An IED hidden in a dildo modelled on the penis of Goz'githog the angry god of genital scar tissue who is also a gay pornstar

124 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11182 22:38

>>123 is gay probably why would he own a large dildo modelled on a gay god pornstar

>>125
Ayamu Kasuga armed with a chainsaw air dropped over your home like Nemesis

125 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11208 21:29

>>124
Is Slavic and transgender

>>126
cluster munitions

126 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11263 17:52

>>125
Couldn't hit a bullet with a barn door.

>>127
A classic 1960's Death Ray mounted on a semi.

127 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11263 23:53

>>126
Is a mentally retarded member of the KKK catfished by the feds in a hairbrained entrapment scheme

>>128
PS2 controller

128 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11265 20:45

>>127
See >>42

>>129
Nerve gas

129 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11265 21:08

>>128 uncontrollably passes wind when anxious.

>>130
Fireball spell.

130 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11265 21:32

>>129 is a 30-year-old virgin.

>>131
A depiction of your enemy as a soyjak

131 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11266 09:43

>>130
Is a 13 year old that just discovered 4chan

>>132
A jack-in-the-box with a boxing glove inside it

132 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11268 20:21

>>131
A white boxer who floats like a butterfly and stings like a feather trying to make up for his lack of punching power

>>133
BDSM equipment. Whips, chains, and dildos with razor blades.

133 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 01:30

>>132
Desperately wishes to be whisked away to the planet Gor, but rejected by the aliens in charge.

>>134
Pork Sword.

134 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 03:16

>>133
Is a 68 year old David Duke supporter trying to protect his lawn from the immigrants and Jews despite living in rural Montana. Probably has diabetes and ringworms because he can’t stop munching on it.

>>135
Mr. Wikipedia Dick

135 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 23:15

>>134
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

>>136
Divine intervention

136 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 01:39

>>135
Abandoned by his mother in a basket.

>>137
A gay bomb

137 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 09:12

>>136 annoys everyone by getting glitter everywhere.

>>138
Butter knife

138 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 17:06

>>137
Is a Britfag with no access to effective weapons.

>>139
Love, headpats, and a hot cocoa.

139 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 09:30

>>138
Cute girl who will love you to death and then promptly stab you to death.

>>140
Apple III computer that had to be picked up and dropped to work on the instructions of the manual itself because steve jobs thought it was a good idea to remove fans and air vents, dropped right on your head to re-seat the partially melted circuitry.

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