god i just want to be a 104 iq middle manager making $58k a year living in cedar falls, michigan and be married to a sweet and slightly overweight but with a pretty face woman who works as a substitute teacher in the school district where our two children attend & who i met at the non-denominational protestant church i attend weekly but don't really think about religion all that much and have vanilla missionary sex once a week on saturdays after 1.9 glasses of store brand white wine each and go on a modest family vacation once a year until I retire and then spend the next few years mowing the lawn until i die of a stroke at 81 years old