[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48] (999)

1 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 13:35

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Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!

701 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 04:05

underweight orcs, with severe nutrient deficiencies

702 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 05:28

>>692
Same with jerking off, I guess pants imbue respectability onto all the refuse of man.

703 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 06:31

Now I'm thinking of some text adventure game I played as a teenager and as with all such I tried seeing what would happen if you typed in dirty words. In this one it would at first just not respond to "piss" and "shit" at all, not even the usual "invalid command" type of response so I knew something was up. I found if you persistently typed them enough times the game would start saying "I don't need to, thank you." If you still kept persisting you would eventually get "You wet your pants, fool!" / "You have shit in your pants, fool!" (unless you removed the pants first, in which case it would just give something like "Ahhh, that felt good!")

No idea what the title was, I think you were like, stranded on an alien planet and trying to escape and there was a lake you could swim in and maybe a hostile robot. Mostly I just remember the swear responses though.

My recollection is that most other games I tried this in either just didn't have swears in their dictionary or generically told you off if you used them. Conrad Button's games would kill you / force quit the game if you swore though, as I recall.

(Also cue AVGN "don't know how to FUCK something")

704 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 11:12

>>703
That sounds kind of like Planetfall but I pulled it up on an online emulator and it doesn't comprehend pissing and shitting.

Intense googling suggests it may have been one of the early Space Quest games but I have grown too lazy to check.

705 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 11:26

I was warned about getting cum in my eyes. I was warned about getting cum in my hair. But nobody ever warned me about getting cum up my nose. Gentle reader, let this be my warning to you: when a man is cumming on your face, don't inhale at the same time, lest you face the same terrible fate that I did last night.

706 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 16:25

YouTube is cancer

707 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 20:03

I can't believe the entire Sims 1 interface is in Comic Sans.

708 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 21:01

keyboard exists chair and keyboard

709 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 21:37

maybe one day i'll gather up all my nightwalk posts and compare them to the median thread quality

710 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11352 23:16

When Trump said "grab her by the pussy", did he mean to suggest a degree of penetration to allow one to grip from the inside, as one might handle one's lucky bowling ball? Or did he refer to a carefully executed pincer motion targeting the external labia and/or clitoris, as if one were employing a bold experimental strategy for an unprecedentedly popular new crane game where the prize is pussy?

711 Name: vc: mugable : 1993-09-11353 00:02

>>710
In context, he almost certainly meant "drag" (e.g. "she drags him around by the dick") and instead produced one of his trademark dotardly malapropisms.

712 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11353 01:49

When there are no SJIS character themed threads on the front page I foment terrorism.

713 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11353 08:32

Boobs...

714 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11353 19:28

judge judy and executioner
aisle ill owlet

715 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11353 22:35

People are like maggots, small, blind, worthless fish bait

716 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11353 22:37

Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.

717 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11353 23:50

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody

718 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11354 11:06

I'm living in the past.

719 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11354 11:43

"george lewis burgers", next question

720 Name: vc: debuve (la bœuf) : 1993-09-11354 12:57

making fleuve an English word so I can translate ‘å‰Í literally

721 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11354 18:47

BYE!!! BYEBYE!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!

722 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11354 21:05

balls anal

723 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11354 21:42

under communism fuckable robololis can be strapped to your crotch and suck you off while you work all day

724 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11355 20:04

Every time I find myself enjoying work, the words "the worker is a trash hominid"flash through my mind.

725 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11356 01:37

Kitsune grunge: Smells Like Fox Spirit

726 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11356 02:11

post op FtMs be like "there was a hole here but it's gone now"

727 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11356 09:29

"I wish I was Pontius Pilate"

728 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11356 20:52

I had this idea that if the state is going to legally obligate you to purchase a certain service or good (I mainly have in mind financial services like insurance, especially car or health insurance, but material goods like fire extinguishers and wheelchair ramps probably fit the bill too) then the state should provide an avenue to buy that thing directly from the government, while still allowing and even encouraging private companies to also sell it to drive competition. To be legally coerced by the state into buying a certain good or service from one of a handful of companies licensed to sell it by that same state feels like it goes against the idea of free enterprise, and this way also, rather than legislate minimum standards for them, the standards of the things being sold by the state would just become the de-facto minimum baseline standards for safety and acceptable levels of service.

729 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11356 22:30

Don't savings banks kinda fit the bill for financial stuff (at least in spirit)?

730 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 06:27

tried playing mystia's izakaya and my're favorite 2hu hated my dish so much that she got mad and left the store so i will be killing myself forthwith

731 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 07:03

wonder what protactile sex is like

732 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 10:21

>>730
I loved feeding Diona something she hated in Genshin Impact when they had that food event, her reaction is so funny

733 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 10:30

I'm dehydrated, but if I drink a lot of water I'll have to get up to pee soon and the cat curled up in my lap will never forgive me.

734 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 10:38

pee on cat?

735 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 10:59

Obviously using mules isn't stone age. If it was stone age they'd be using domesticated dinosaurs like the Flintstones taught me.

736 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11357 21:07

mashup of "heaven up" and "yalla ya nasrallah"

737 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 00:07

Nuclear space marxism

738 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 00:10

Nuclear Jetsons retrofuturism

739 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 03:35

I'm gonna grind the fucking shit out of every single thing there is to do in this game over the course of the next two to three weeks and then never touch it again as long as I live but still talk about it occasionally

740 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 03:40

Practice S.A.F.E sex! Suck And Fuck Extreme!

741 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 06:13

I looked at my dental floss and the packaging says something along the following:

>Removes two times more plaque!*
>*compared to the leading brand DOF-0036

Well, I'm interested in what this "DOF-0036" is, so I Google it. And all I find is the same floss as the one I have.
I am no closer to knowing what they're actually comparing to and now I am upset.

742 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 08:44

CD: Shhhh...this is a sleepysecret: Yellow Fever Madness
Buckle your motherfuckin' seatbelt. Beep.
Z: We have to start a new topic.
J: Now Cory,
C: Mhmm
J: On your topic list you- you want to talk about coffee.
C: Oh man.
J: This better be good Cory 'cause uhhh
C: Listen.
J: You got thirty seconds to tell a good story about coffee.
C: Listen I like me- I like me some dang 'ol coffee. Every morning I wake up, get me some coffee and it's some good drinkin'
[pause]
J: Anyways next topic
Z: Next topic, uh, that was good
[Cory laughs]
J:[indistinct]
C: We need to talk about coffee
J: Let me see this, let me see that
C: We- no we need to talk about coffee, it's like uh
J: Alright
J: Chris do you like coffee?
C: How do you guys like
Ch: I think it's okay
C: Because you guys like I- I remember
Z: What's your favourite kind of coffee
Ch: Uhh peppermint mocha latte
Z: I go for the basic shit, just regular coffee with french vanilla cream in it. The basic... the bare basic.
Ch: I'm fucking bored
Z: The bear necessities as... Simba once said
[Cory laughs]
Ch: Wait
[Cory laughs again]
Z: You right there Cory?
C: The Berenstein Bears said that.
Z: Fuck you Cory you don't know shit.
C: [indistinct]
Ch[mockingly]: What about you Jeff what do you think of coffee
Z[copying Chris]: Jeff, what do you think of coffee?
J: I like a uhh... in the morning I get a nice double cappuncino
Z: oooh look at you
J: like a big queer

743 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 12:38

Yasumi Matsuno's strangely unbiased following list on Blackboard Bold X

744 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 13:14

zojirushi with pikachu decoration

745 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11358 20:12

one of those asian shrines with lots of statues, except some of them are kitschy garden gnomes

746 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11359 00:18

https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/942
Deadlands and Call of Cthulhu both have adventures on a train that are among their most notable offerings. There is also an extensive fan supplement to Castles & Crusades that has a "conversion" table including FF6 and I just think that's real neat.
I have never played a TTRPG and I never will be able to keep at one if I ever start due to my sleep disorder (unless solo counts... doesn't to me...). But I got like 25% of the way into a large-scale archive organizing effort before burning out earlier this year!

747 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11359 00:20

The music box doesn't work

748 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11360 11:25

Estelle is a really good name.

749 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11360 14:42

all men are mothercons, sex isn't about "penetrating" the woman but about being engulfed by her and returning to the womb, the "sex drive" isn't real it's all part of the male death drive

750 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11360 18:45

>>746
I'm in a bit of a similar place, never played that stuff as a kid or anything, I eventually did participate in a D&D campaign for about a year later in life, but found the fun/boredom ratio such that I don't think I'd ever bother again given the time investment. I still have a fat stack of tabletop sourcebook PDFs stashed on the hard drive though, in part because I figure it can serve as inspirations if I ever sit down and seriously mess around with any of the many "make your own computer RPG" programs (or just actual game programming) and partly because sometimes the illustrations are cool and/or funny.

751 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11360 19:05

Your foreskin is forfeit.

752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11361 12:08

How the fuck did the Shii stalking community invest so much time into writing gay fanfics about him and totally end up missing that he got married in 2016?

753 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11362 00:39

remember Lethal Company? that was fun for like a week

754 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11362 11:07

Qanon, Blueanon, and now there's a Lebanon?

755 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11362 12:03

Feed me!

756 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11362 19:57

Wow, this sucks.

757 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11362 20:03

when was the last time you saw the phrase "henlo'

758 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11362 20:25

>>757
Literally yesterday, but I was specifically looking at Wiktionary for words including "heaven" and got sidetracked by "heaveno" so it was not in the usual context I see it (Gondola just chillin').

759 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 07:49

Entranced by the morning.

760 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 11:35

stay a while and listen

761 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 13:09

One of my favorite recent discoveries in science is that some populations of modern humans have Neanderthal and Denisovan ancestry; it proves what fantasy authors and fans have been saying all along that if we lived on a world with other humanoid species, at least some of us would fuck them, because once upon a time, we did, and we did.

762 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 15:05

You've been found out, little chicken!

763 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 16:58

We presently live on a world with other humanoid species....

764 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 17:31

yankee go home... yes... yeah!

765 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 17:32

I am not even "Mr. Wikipedia Dick" but even I know that the Brain Fag article has been posted several times over the years, not that that's a bad thing

766 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 18:34

Mildly irritating: I ordered a new tea to try, but since it won't be delivered until this evening, I won't be able to try it until tomorrow, since the caffeine would keep me awake.

767 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 19:46

I don't like the table humper boss at all.

768 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 21:09

heron, heron, can't you see
pots and pans need to hang from trees

769 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 21:30

i'm an alabama heron and i wanna pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish

770 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11363 23:11

stay away, stay away
you don't belong in kitchens

771 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11364 01:42

i just need one woman free hour
even just fifteen fucking minutes to myself where i'm not responsible for anyone's emotional regulation but my own
i feel like the fucking dick flattening wojak

772 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11364 02:04

>>766
something i miss about free-running sleep is not having to think about when to caff

773 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11364 02:09

Goobsumps

774 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11364 10:09

Having a real X of Swords moment.

775 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11365 15:57

Everybody loves me. <3

776 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11365 17:12

I feel like I gotta do something about my Majestouch 1 that keeps locking up intermittently (flaky electronics from before they used easily swapped daughterboards), but as I understand it, it's not worth sinking any time or money into it, especially since I can't desolder and the parts wouldn't be worth much anyhow.
A damn shame, too, because it was the cute pink one.

777 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11365 18:00

polite society in Gotham City loudly ignoring the roughly consistent ETA and approach vector of Bat-vehicles from the old Wayne estate out of town

778 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11366 01:09

I like sitting on the shore of the internet in the evening. It's calming.

779 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11366 01:43

The Shores of Hell

780 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11367 15:10

I feel like I've lost a lot of intelligence in the last few years.

781 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11367 23:12

please obama fire the pfizer meth labs back up i need fucking adderall i haven't been able to fill my script for like two weeks

782 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11367 23:43

>>780
You can do things to get your health, intellectual affairs in order, but it only goes so far.
It's probably not coming back entirely, so try not to place too great an importance on it.
IME this kind of work is something like being Sisyphus except finding meaning in it somehow. Like how sometimes a smart guy will just turn 75 and take a sharp turn for the mystic/spiritual/dogmatic (or whatever passes for it in his irreligion) instead of the kind of goals he used to, as if he does it because it's an endless well and needs to let go of things that require lucidity.
I will probably become a terrible no-name cartoon porn artist if I somehow make it to that point.

783 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11368 00:53

eat the buck cake

784 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11368 06:05

>delete pizza
>sixfigs comes back

I'm quoting >>784 btw!!

785 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11368 14:22

You wouldn't download a pizza.

786 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11368 15:08

Some locales make buildings look immediately dilapidated the moment they're built, even after controlling for climate or poverty.

787 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 01:10

but doctor, I am richard stallman

788 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 08:59

lobotomy onegai shimasu

789 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 11:54

Donkey Kong Eyewitness

790 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 17:56

Thinking about how the reason semi truck drivers had the stereotype of being big strong burly guys is because they didn't used to have power steering or automatic transmission so driving one of them was basically like doing seated bicep curls all day

791 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 18:11

I am tired of fat women pretending as if not being fat is somehow unrealistic or biologically impossible.
God I wish it were legal to kill fat people on sight.

792 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11369 19:07

go be fat somewhere else

793 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 11:02

I'm glad people seem to have stopped using the -maxxing suffix at last.

794 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 11:56

>>791 I think you need to get out more

795 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 12:08

So anyway gotta get back to surfmaxxing laterz

796 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 12:10

can we still use the -fag suffix though?

797 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 12:15

yeah you can still go fagmaxxing

798 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 12:27

MAX FAGTOR

799 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 13:38

tens must hang

800 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11370 14:22

FAG ASSFUCK EXTREME

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