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#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
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#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
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#21 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
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#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
#43 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1631851352/
#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
underweight orcs, with severe nutrient deficiencies
>>692
Same with jerking off, I guess pants imbue respectability onto all the refuse of man.
Now I'm thinking of some text adventure game I played as a teenager and as with all such I tried seeing what would happen if you typed in dirty words. In this one it would at first just not respond to "piss" and "shit" at all, not even the usual "invalid command" type of response so I knew something was up. I found if you persistently typed them enough times the game would start saying "I don't need to, thank you." If you still kept persisting you would eventually get "You wet your pants, fool!" / "You have shit in your pants, fool!" (unless you removed the pants first, in which case it would just give something like "Ahhh, that felt good!")
No idea what the title was, I think you were like, stranded on an alien planet and trying to escape and there was a lake you could swim in and maybe a hostile robot. Mostly I just remember the swear responses though.
My recollection is that most other games I tried this in either just didn't have swears in their dictionary or generically told you off if you used them. Conrad Button's games would kill you / force quit the game if you swore though, as I recall.
(Also cue AVGN "don't know how to FUCK something")
>>703
That sounds kind of like Planetfall but I pulled it up on an online emulator and it doesn't comprehend pissing and shitting.
Intense googling suggests it may have been one of the early Space Quest games but I have grown too lazy to check.
I was warned about getting cum in my eyes. I was warned about getting cum in my hair. But nobody ever warned me about getting cum up my nose. Gentle reader, let this be my warning to you: when a man is cumming on your face, don't inhale at the same time, lest you face the same terrible fate that I did last night.
YouTube is cancer
I can't believe the entire Sims 1 interface is in Comic Sans.
keyboard exists chair and keyboard
maybe one day i'll gather up all my nightwalk posts and compare them to the median thread quality
When Trump said "grab her by the pussy", did he mean to suggest a degree of penetration to allow one to grip from the inside, as one might handle one's lucky bowling ball? Or did he refer to a carefully executed pincer motion targeting the external labia and/or clitoris, as if one were employing a bold experimental strategy for an unprecedentedly popular new crane game where the prize is pussy?
>>710
In context, he almost certainly meant "drag" (e.g. "she drags him around by the dick") and instead produced one of his trademark dotardly malapropisms.
When there are no SJIS character themed threads on the front page I foment terrorism.
Boobs...
judge judy and executioner
aisle ill owlet
People are like maggots, small, blind, worthless fish bait
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody
I'm living in the past.
"george lewis burgers", next question
making fleuve an English word so I can translate ‘å‰Í literally
BYE!!! BYEBYE!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!
balls anal
under communism fuckable robololis can be strapped to your crotch and suck you off while you work all day
Every time I find myself enjoying work, the words "the worker is a trash hominid"flash through my mind.
Kitsune grunge: Smells Like Fox Spirit
post op FtMs be like "there was a hole here but it's gone now"
"I wish I was Pontius Pilate"
I had this idea that if the state is going to legally obligate you to purchase a certain service or good (I mainly have in mind financial services like insurance, especially car or health insurance, but material goods like fire extinguishers and wheelchair ramps probably fit the bill too) then the state should provide an avenue to buy that thing directly from the government, while still allowing and even encouraging private companies to also sell it to drive competition. To be legally coerced by the state into buying a certain good or service from one of a handful of companies licensed to sell it by that same state feels like it goes against the idea of free enterprise, and this way also, rather than legislate minimum standards for them, the standards of the things being sold by the state would just become the de-facto minimum baseline standards for safety and acceptable levels of service.
Don't savings banks kinda fit the bill for financial stuff (at least in spirit)?
tried playing mystia's izakaya and my're favorite 2hu hated my dish so much that she got mad and left the store so i will be killing myself forthwith
wonder what protactile sex is like
>>730
I loved feeding Diona something she hated in Genshin Impact when they had that food event, her reaction is so funny
I'm dehydrated, but if I drink a lot of water I'll have to get up to pee soon and the cat curled up in my lap will never forgive me.
pee on cat?
Obviously using mules isn't stone age. If it was stone age they'd be using domesticated dinosaurs like the Flintstones taught me.
mashup of "heaven up" and "yalla ya nasrallah"
Nuclear space marxism
Nuclear Jetsons retrofuturism
I'm gonna grind the fucking shit out of every single thing there is to do in this game over the course of the next two to three weeks and then never touch it again as long as I live but still talk about it occasionally
Practice S.A.F.E sex! Suck And Fuck Extreme!
I looked at my dental floss and the packaging says something along the following:
>Removes two times more plaque!*
>*compared to the leading brand DOF-0036
Well, I'm interested in what this "DOF-0036" is, so I Google it. And all I find is the same floss as the one I have.
I am no closer to knowing what they're actually comparing to and now I am upset.
CD: Shhhh...this is a sleepysecret: Yellow Fever Madness
Buckle your motherfuckin' seatbelt. Beep.
Z: We have to start a new topic.
J: Now Cory,
C: Mhmm
J: On your topic list you- you want to talk about coffee.
C: Oh man.
J: This better be good Cory 'cause uhhh
C: Listen.
J: You got thirty seconds to tell a good story about coffee.
C: Listen I like me- I like me some dang 'ol coffee. Every morning I wake up, get me some coffee and it's some good drinkin'
[pause]
J: Anyways next topic
Z: Next topic, uh, that was good
[Cory laughs]
J:[indistinct]
C: We need to talk about coffee
J: Let me see this, let me see that
C: We- no we need to talk about coffee, it's like uh
J: Alright
J: Chris do you like coffee?
C: How do you guys like
Ch: I think it's okay
C: Because you guys like I- I remember
Z: What's your favourite kind of coffee
Ch: Uhh peppermint mocha latte
Z: I go for the basic shit, just regular coffee with french vanilla cream in it. The basic... the bare basic.
Ch: I'm fucking bored
Z: The bear necessities as... Simba once said
[Cory laughs]
Ch: Wait
[Cory laughs again]
Z: You right there Cory?
C: The Berenstein Bears said that.
Z: Fuck you Cory you don't know shit.
C: [indistinct]
Ch[mockingly]: What about you Jeff what do you think of coffee
Z[copying Chris]: Jeff, what do you think of coffee?
J: I like a uhh... in the morning I get a nice double cappuncino
Z: oooh look at you
J: like a big queer
Yasumi Matsuno's strangely unbiased following list on Blackboard Bold X
zojirushi with pikachu decoration
one of those asian shrines with lots of statues, except some of them are kitschy garden gnomes
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/942
Deadlands and Call of Cthulhu both have adventures on a train that are among their most notable offerings. There is also an extensive fan supplement to Castles & Crusades that has a "conversion" table including FF6 and I just think that's real neat.
I have never played a TTRPG and I never will be able to keep at one if I ever start due to my sleep disorder (unless solo counts... doesn't to me...). But I got like 25% of the way into a large-scale archive organizing effort before burning out earlier this year!
The music box doesn't work
Estelle is a really good name.
all men are mothercons, sex isn't about "penetrating" the woman but about being engulfed by her and returning to the womb, the "sex drive" isn't real it's all part of the male death drive
>>746
I'm in a bit of a similar place, never played that stuff as a kid or anything, I eventually did participate in a D&D campaign for about a year later in life, but found the fun/boredom ratio such that I don't think I'd ever bother again given the time investment. I still have a fat stack of tabletop sourcebook PDFs stashed on the hard drive though, in part because I figure it can serve as inspirations if I ever sit down and seriously mess around with any of the many "make your own computer RPG" programs (or just actual game programming) and partly because sometimes the illustrations are cool and/or funny.
Your foreskin is forfeit.
How the fuck did the Shii stalking community invest so much time into writing gay fanfics about him and totally end up missing that he got married in 2016?
remember Lethal Company? that was fun for like a week
Qanon, Blueanon, and now there's a Lebanon?
Feed me!
Wow, this sucks.
when was the last time you saw the phrase "henlo'
>>757
Literally yesterday, but I was specifically looking at Wiktionary for words including "heaven" and got sidetracked by "heaveno" so it was not in the usual context I see it (Gondola just chillin').
Entranced by the morning.
stay a while and listen
One of my favorite recent discoveries in science is that some populations of modern humans have Neanderthal and Denisovan ancestry; it proves what fantasy authors and fans have been saying all along that if we lived on a world with other humanoid species, at least some of us would fuck them, because once upon a time, we did, and we did.
You've been found out, little chicken!
We presently live on a world with other humanoid species....
yankee go home... yes... yeah!
I am not even "Mr. Wikipedia Dick" but even I know that the Brain Fag article has been posted several times over the years, not that that's a bad thing
Mildly irritating: I ordered a new tea to try, but since it won't be delivered until this evening, I won't be able to try it until tomorrow, since the caffeine would keep me awake.
I don't like the table humper boss at all.
heron, heron, can't you see
pots and pans need to hang from trees
i'm an alabama heron and i wanna pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish
stay away, stay away
you don't belong in kitchens
i just need one woman free hour
even just fifteen fucking minutes to myself where i'm not responsible for anyone's emotional regulation but my own
i feel like the fucking dick flattening wojak
>>766
something i miss about free-running sleep is not having to think about when to caff
Goobsumps
Having a real X of Swords moment.
Everybody loves me. <3
I feel like I gotta do something about my Majestouch 1 that keeps locking up intermittently (flaky electronics from before they used easily swapped daughterboards), but as I understand it, it's not worth sinking any time or money into it, especially since I can't desolder and the parts wouldn't be worth much anyhow.
A damn shame, too, because it was the cute pink one.
polite society in Gotham City loudly ignoring the roughly consistent ETA and approach vector of Bat-vehicles from the old Wayne estate out of town
I like sitting on the shore of the internet in the evening. It's calming.
The Shores of Hell
I feel like I've lost a lot of intelligence in the last few years.
please obama fire the pfizer meth labs back up i need fucking adderall i haven't been able to fill my script for like two weeks
>>780
You can do things to get your health, intellectual affairs in order, but it only goes so far.
It's probably not coming back entirely, so try not to place too great an importance on it.
IME this kind of work is something like being Sisyphus except finding meaning in it somehow. Like how sometimes a smart guy will just turn 75 and take a sharp turn for the mystic/spiritual/dogmatic (or whatever passes for it in his irreligion) instead of the kind of goals he used to, as if he does it because it's an endless well and needs to let go of things that require lucidity.
I will probably become a terrible no-name cartoon porn artist if I somehow make it to that point.
eat the buck cake
>delete pizza
>sixfigs comes back
I'm quoting >>784 btw!!
You wouldn't download a pizza.
Some locales make buildings look immediately dilapidated the moment they're built, even after controlling for climate or poverty.
but doctor, I am richard stallman
lobotomy onegai shimasu
Donkey Kong Eyewitness
Thinking about how the reason semi truck drivers had the stereotype of being big strong burly guys is because they didn't used to have power steering or automatic transmission so driving one of them was basically like doing seated bicep curls all day
go be fat somewhere else
I'm glad people seem to have stopped using the -maxxing suffix at last.
>>791 I think you need to get out more
So anyway gotta get back to surfmaxxing laterz
can we still use the -fag suffix though?
yeah you can still go fagmaxxing
MAX FAGTOR
tens must hang
FAG ASSFUCK EXTREME