[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#45] (999)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 13:41

The memories we made together before:
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2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-10409 13:42

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3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 13:46

Sometimes when I'm really high at night I lie in bed with my eyes closed, and I feel the motion of my neighbours having sex, I can focus a little bit and start to see their glowing energy silhouettes, it seems I can psychically see what position they're fucking in. I'm accessing higher brain functions usually unreachable by a sober mind 😎

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 14:02

5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 14:32

>>4 Mmm not getting the vibe from this one. Reminds me a bit of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo

6 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 14:36

oingo boingo is denpa

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 14:40

frank zappa isn't denpa, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc is

8 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 14:53

Oingo Boing and Cardiacs are the closest Western act with denpa vibes I've found

9 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 14:54

I'm so tired all of the time.

10 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 15:00

The Voyager Golden Record is weirdly beautiful

11 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 16:35

(ٛ₌டுͩ ˑ̭ டுͩٛ₌)ฅ What if someone really is blasting brain waves at me and that's what's making me act so cray cray?

12 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 19:24

ASCII cocks

13 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 20:57

Is putting esolangs in my CV / resume a good idea?
vc: queinen

14 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 21:46

BIg up the sociopaths and medically braindead retards defending a literal IRL cartoon villain.

15 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 21:48

If you are resorting to that, you probably don't have a lot of experience that would flag you as a low-risk working cog in their machine.
So then you have to tune each resume to a company's filters, which are of course completely opaque to outsiders and generally contradictory if they pass through multiple departments, which is a bit Kafkaesque but corporate world (at least in America) really over-prices the cost of a bad hire and this is out of your control so either play the game or do things that would look right on a resume.
If my cold fucking read is correct, an esolang as a project you built yourself or contributed to, especially one that produces working executables that are more than toys, is probably going to be attractive to someone who understands what you did and is a hiring manager / Google-style interviewer close to the code. Someone who isn't is gonna be like "that ain't Java, I asked you for Java!"

I don't mean to make you second-guess yourself, of course, but I have a depressingly long history of no success getting hired after being chased by hundreds of recruiters over many years. They appear to be the ones who care about "reward" potential, but they don't make the decisions and of course they gotta take the shotgun approach to get anyone through the system. The strongest deciding factor appears to be "risk", drawn up on arbitrary guidelines, to the detriment of weirdos like me.

16 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 21:58

not bothering with jobs that waste your time with resumes is probably the best idea.

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 22:21

Can't get a job doing INTERCAL

18 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 22:37

>>13 Maybe in your hobbies/interest bit

19 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 22:55

zero nana

20 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 23:17

Feed Nana

21 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 23:18

✧ᕙ༼◕ε◕༽ᕤ✧ What if someone really is blasting gay magic at me and that's what's making me act so gay gay?

22 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10409 23:25

Seems like we've figured out where all the gay magic has gone!

23 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 00:48

I am fluent in SHGDGGY
please PM me

24 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 00:58

shag doggy?

25 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 02:27

i shot the shiggy
but i did not shoot the diggity

26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 04:54

who gave you idiots permission to start another thread eh!!

27 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 07:52

People still say "be like"...

28 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 08:00


29 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 12:53

dogshit group essay is finished, time to play mahjong in the library

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10410 13:04

(the "dogshit" part is my own fault, sorry)

31 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 12:57

Isn't dogshit rather always your dog's fault?

32 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 13:53

>>31 It's the owner's responsibility to clean up afterwards...

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 19:30

cute girl being a responsible neighbor and cleaning her dog's poop

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10411 21:38

Cute girl whippin up goat eye pie

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 18:57

The Russia-Ukraine war was engineered by the copyright jews to destroy Ukrainian pirate website servers and isolate Russian pirate website servers from the rest of the internet.

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 18:58

I gave her a big heckin fingerbangerino

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 22:42

Славься, Славься

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 23:21

I need a dommy mommy to milk my prostate til my brain drips out and only dust remains the same way I need water and oxygen.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 23:30

I envy Russia being boycotted. What I would give to be boycotted by all the arms of Western junk culture one after another. Even though I don't consume any of it, being spared second hand exposure would be wondrous.

40 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10412 23:56

guy slamming nootropics and preworkout to play touhou on lunatic

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 00:22

categories: zh:finance; jp:buddhism; japanese literary terms

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 00:28

a spider bit my balls “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” a spider bit my balls

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 00:40

Oh how I wish my neighbor was a responsible cute girl who cleans up her dog's poop.

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 01:09

彼岸花 implies the existence of a 此岸花

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 02:24

Sometimes a link gets posted in the Wikipedia thread and I'm like “That's amazing, thank you so much for teaching me this”

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 03:40

bing bing bing bong bong bong mm slam my hands on piano

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 04:04

Getting letters of marque to aggress Russians in the Black Sea, but going pirate and capsizing Jeff Bezos' megayacht instead

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 08:20

This thread is flippin baste

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 12:52

Being a coprophage has expanded my culinary horizons. ‘I've eaten literal shit before, how can this be any worse?’

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 13:13

>>48 Are you that guy with the hot beans in the turkey baster up the wazoo?

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 13:24

I like the conspiracy theory that the world is like a big strategy game being played by sort of god-like beings, and they like to enter stupid names for key players in world events. That's why so many politicians and generals have names like DICK, BUSH, COLON, SEMEN SEMENCHENKO, errr I forgot some of the best ones

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 14:03

poo tin

53 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 14:13

Spermy McSperm

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 14:15

David Cumblast Seaman

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10413 21:59

more importantly: is careless whisper enka?

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 04:59

don't threaten me with a good time!!!

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 15:47

Naomi Osaka penis

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 20:46

Maybe I should get some ketamine next weekend to top off this crazy fortnight!

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10414 20:46

a "bad omen" simply means to keep your eyes open, because something bad might happen
a "good omen" means that you should be twice as cautious, lest you get lulled into a false sense of security

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 01:48

my strategy of not being a Twitch emoticon is paying off

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 04:11


62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 09:00

smallest number (1) = most severe DEFCON level
largest number (5) = least severe DEFCON level

Zu: "(mythology) A lesser divinity of Akkadian mythology, and the son of the bird goddess Siris."

HUD: an abbreviation of "head-up display"

Rayla: not an English word, though it does somewhat sound like a girl's name.

Sure thing Ivan.

63 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 09:14

Thought I was thinking while or after watching the "Sleeping Knights" arc of the "Sword Art Online" anime (spoiler alert): what if while the AIDS girl was actually dying on the virtual island a bunch of trolls came into the area and epically trolled her XD. Maybe the Laughing Coffin group would show up and fight VRMMORPG player avatars off while stating "Island's closed due to AIDS." The girl who was dying while in VR on an island was actually dying in real life too; her last memories would be getting dunked on.

I was thinking about those terms because I was playing Scrabble IRL/AFK. I played it with this woman who said that she played about 50 games of Scrabble in her lifetime, yet she did not remember if acronyms or initialisms were allowed. We allowed them in that game.

Are you serious or joking? Maybe that will be a result, but I have trouble believing that was a motivation.

65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 14:53

"You see, Ivan, when you begin war of aggression like me, you will never waste effort to avoid *pidaras*j show on Western streaming service, for service will block entire country."

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 17:17

Ryan's Elitist Superstructure of Toy Reviews

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 17:28

Sexual revolution where those who aren't cute are henceforth not allowed to fuck

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 22:53

I wonder what Nash Gold is up to now

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10416 22:58

leading to an upsurge in SCS (sexual cutification surgery), and endless moral debates as to whether trans-cuties are real cuties

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10417 15:49

Anyways, >>1-san, please listen to me. That it's really related to my current flow of thought.
I went to Requests/Feedback a while ago; you know, Requests/Feedback @ 4-ch?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get a post in.
Then, I looked at the first thread, and it had "[Spam] Moderation requests [Cleanup]" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those faggots.
You, don't post in [Spam] Moderation requests [Cleanup] just because theirs CP posted on /img/, fool.
It only goes to 999 posts, 9-9-9 posts for crying out loud. And there are even zoomers here. Family of Zoomers, all out for some old Internet Culture, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the "You don't know old internet culture" with a side of "oomer" and a large "Lurk more fucking newfag zoomer for fuck sake if you don't know about any of this old shit look it up and at least try to adapt to the culture instead of being a outsider faggot just an hero already Jesus Christ." for the drink.." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you old internet culture if you get out of those posts.
Threads started by ssz should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can start a "get tf out zoomer go back to 4chan" flame war at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Zoomers and newfags should stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start typing, and then the newfag zoomer beside me goes "Is this 4chan?"
Who in the world doesn't know the difference between 4-ch and 4chan you nigger?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY know the difference between 4chan and 4-ch or are you trolling?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to lurk moar?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, telling newfag zoomers to "go back"
That's right, "go back". This is the vet's way of gatekeeping.

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 05:19

It's interesting how Abrahamic religions progressed, specifically in how Jews are viewed. I think that the Hebrew Bible comes off like a cautionary tale on the character of the tribe, Christianity has gentiles following a Jew who is increasingly weary and disapproving of the behavior of his people until he is eventually killed and Islam is directly critical of it although the extreme antisemitism characterized of Muslims came later.

I know religion loves a good schism, but I cant imagine like offshoots of dharmic religion being this hostile towards the predecessors of their faith.

72 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 06:53

indicator that shows when indicators aren't working

73 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 13:27

kicking out an entire group of students from the group room i rented, so i can watch 音MADs in peace

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 17:25

haven't seen a good otomad in forever, fucking faggots massproduce their garbage so that I can't find my cute girls doing cute sounds.

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 20:18

'tis I, the minger donger

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10418 21:49

What if it's me sacred destiny to be one of them dicklesbians and there's nothing I can do about it?

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 00:20

t. Mr Krabs

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 07:41

A Tammany Hall political corruption simulator would actually be pretty fun. Tropico isn't quite there, but is a good start.

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 07:54

> name is Jay Gould
> is a ghoul
> nearly corners the market on gold

It has been suggested that reality is written by rejected pro-wrestling bookers, and them having the naming sense of J.K. Rowling is offered as evidence.

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 10:56

>>79 I was saying something like that the other day heh heh >>51

81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 17:59


82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 18:45

"ranma one two"

83 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 19:20

Saw the text 'anime art fad'
Read it as 'anime fart ad'

84 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 19:49


85 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 22:28

problem i had with tropico is that it's just got clunky mechanics, as a game

i love the theme, but i think it would be better as a mod to a game with a better engine. i know, can't make money that way etc etc

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 22:34

this reminds me. as names, j. k. rowling and george r. r. martin are both blatant ripoffs of j. r. r. tolkien, like on a level with indira gandhi and her husband, whose name was actually ghandy, no relation to ``that other'' gandhi

creating brand confusion works i guess?

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10419 23:39

    彡(゚)(゚)   /i
    彡   と  //
   「 ̄~l j,j、//
   ヽ_,ノ_ } O`
   , '。U ヽ>ヽ
   .{ 0 ・´ω`・}

Something about this AA confuses my brain a little.
Maybe it is because my time on DQN has trained me to see ・ as eyes when around ω,
while this AA uses ・ as cheeks.
Or perhaps, ・ are eyes, and the ´ and ` are cute little eyebrows?

An optical illusion, is it grandpa, or is it clonepa? Yet I know it to be neither.

88 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 06:12

Blessed are the poor in breast, for there is value in scarcity.

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 07:10

Whose mountain landscapes are more beautiful? Southern Africa or south Asia?

90 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 09:41

dystopia where the censors are literal clowns sent to stalk dissidents and make dismissive gestures and comedy noises when they express opinions

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 10:04

>>89 I couldn't tell you, but the Lake District is nice

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 17:30

kitty kitty byu byu~

93 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 17:58

duck!!!!!!!! gonna cook it!!!!!

94 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10420 22:10

Not sure how I feel about goishicha

95 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 09:49

that ascii is so kyoooooot

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 09:53

i should be sleeping right now

97 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 10:26

sleep with me!

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 11:33

if i could draw comics i'd probably be drawing philosophical / theological porn
like, i'd be getting all the fatwas

99 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 16:13

born too late to have not been turned gay in the womb by environmental xenoestrogens
born too early to become a cute femboy
born just in time to be buff and manhandle 19 year old twinks

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 16:43

eastern slav women go from smoking to babushka, and i bet it's because they've been lacing the water with testosterone since the soviet era and forgot to record it

101 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 17:43

probably world war 2 had something to do with it, all russians worked to provide front, women and children included. Or maybe they just work a lot in general.

102 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 19:41

blah blah blah lowercase blogging

103 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10421 23:50


104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 00:18

strong urge to buy annatto. but why? no justification really.

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 11:45

/dqn/ - Personal Blog

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 15:21

/dqn/ - lowercase posting

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 17:08


108 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 23:49

hi fellow dqns!!!!

i bought a footstool, i didn't think i would use it much, but it's a shockingly handy device, i recommend it fully

109 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10422 23:49

the blogposts will continue until morale improves!!!!!!!!!!

110 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 00:01


111 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 11:50

I'm interested in internet posts that are cleverly-altered kopipes, so that people who recognise it as such get a little laugh, but people who aren't familiar with the source respond sincerely as if it was some idiot actually meaning what's said

112 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 13:22

I say, the police of my country are the best of any country on earth! Pip pip! If you'll allow me a bit of plodboasting,

113 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 16:07

Have you ever read those kinds of articles where someone "infiltrates an enemy group" and writes up a glossary/guide for their "allies", but is full of misunderstandings, mistaken assumptions etc.? I read one recently where a lady on twitter lurked on 8chan for 18 months and wrote a "guide to incels and their jargon", and there were a lot of things that were just kinda more general imageboard culture, but she'd taken them to be "textbook indicators of an incel"

114 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 16:33

Something about the change in posting styles as of late is making me suspect that DQN is undergoing a userbase shift.

115 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 17:30

I stopped visiting here for a few years, and when I got back it was totally different in tone. Must be harder to see if you were here seeing a gradual shift. Was it userbase shift? People's attitudes and personality just changing over the years? Who can tell.

116 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 18:09

It's interesting how new users stand out in an anonymous forum. Apparently /dqn/ was shared in some big list of hip web sights, I guess that would attract a few people

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 18:56

Mmmmm tampons soaked in period blood yum

118 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 19:33

It's been slowly for a few years now, but I have no clue where I'd draw the line. 2021? 2018? 2016?

119 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 20:17

    /  /
   / ∩∧ ∧   I made some bad posts around
   / .|( ・∀・)_   September the 6000th!
  // |   ヽ/
  " ̄ ̄ ̄"∪    

    /  /
   / ∩∧ ∧   It went downhill from there!
   / .|( ˃ ∀˂)_   Sorry about that!
  // |   ヽ/
  " ̄ ̄ ̄"∪    

     ____  -3
   /     /-3 *thud*
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ -3

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10423 20:21

>Was it userbase shift? People's attitudes and personality just changing over the years?

It's a mix of both, I'd say. Textboards also are unique in that they generally have small enough userbases that the slowness keeps them so. So now DQN has 10 users instead of 7.

121 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 00:33

it feels to me like the userbase is 25-35 now, whereas it used to be 18-28 about 2555 days ago

122 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 00:37

also, i can tell people here think i'm a noob a lot of the time, but i've been here >5000 days. and, also, i think dqn is better than it used to be. though i wish people discussed their hobbies more

123 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 01:29

My main loves in life are rap, and chicken and rice

124 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 01:45

Their DQN: meta
My DQN: xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

125 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 09:19

My DQN: 嫁が見つからない、狭く深いパラレルのどこか

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 10:35

Well I've been an affiliate of the Elitist Superstructure since /news4vip/ wasn't deleted yet, and I can say that I'm very, very important and my opinion matters a lot.

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 10:40

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128 Name: vc: kuge : 1993-09-10424 12:20

Bank of America--which I have no respect for as an institution--coulda gone with BoA as their official acronym but I can respect the decision to GOTTEM

129 Name: vc: quiem : 1993-09-10424 12:21

(Been poasting here forever, but I keep moving from obsession to obsession and keep getting older and older; of course my tone is gonna shift!)

130 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 19:57

Ouchie I hurt my shoulder practising my punching

131 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 23:26

All the grandmas at my gym think I'm trying to show off and shoot me dirty looks in the mirror when I'm actually just trying to lift an amount of weight that's appropriate for someone of my size and experience level to cause muscular hypertrophy. It's not my fault you're old and fat, fuck off!!!!

132 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 00:14


133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 00:19

seiga saturn

134 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 00:22

Woah there's sexy grandmas at the gym? Maybe I should check it out!

135 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 01:25

Getting my first tattoo AND a horse tail buttplug, so people will be like “You got a tattoo‽ I thought you said they were tacky?” and when I show them the tattoo they see the horse tail buttplug as well

136 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 19:49

Today I learned the guy that did the Ape Escape soundtrack also did the Cho Aniki one!

137 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 23:22

irish people literally have names like "Tyrone" and "DeSean" and attack people for wearing the wrong color clothing and you wanna tell me they're not a race of white niggers?

138 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 23:38

why did the touhou gacha give everyone such massive rude breasts. touhou girls are supposed to have the modest and delicate breasts of a 17th century yamato nadeshiko who eats nothing but rice and leaves.

139 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 23:44

The reason Eire are they way they are is a horrible need for revenge

140 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10425 23:46

how come medium-length hair with straight downward bangs only looks good on anime girls

141 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 01:11

because you are a balding middle-aged man and anime girl haircuts are not meant to look good on you

142 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 02:49

it doesn't even look good on cute 3d girls though

143 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 04:16

ew 3d

144 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 04:22

You can tell the sluttiness of a girl by how she picks her wedgie

145 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 04:58

I knew a girl who only ever wore slutty lace thongs and she was the least slutty most modest girl I've ever met!

146 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 06:34

>>137 Haplogroup R1b strikes again

147 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 08:13

blessed mordred bean plush that punches your arm and calls you nerd

148 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 14:21

The roads in non-pyongyang North Korea are oddly wide for a population that mostly doesnt use cars

149 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 15:29

i've seen videos of it, it's probably to impress visitors. who knows if it's transitted by trucks or something but i imagine North Korea shouldn't spend that much on repavement if they're as untransited as they look.

150 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 18:27

My first thought is that their military is like first priority, and (for example) they're always showing off their truck-mounted missile launchers in parades. So perhaps military considerations are a factor?

151 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 21:36

<丶`Д´> Is very important to wold reader, haveit good road between house and airport.

152 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10426 22:44

imagine how much it must suck to be a woman named "alexa" in the current year

153 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10427 01:53

5am idea: button in my office that makes YOUR chair rotate slowly

154 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10427 05:21

dude, go to sleep. lole

155 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10427 15:13

5pm idea: 90s DnB, with 00s cute girl shibuya-kei vocals.
Wonder if there's anything like it out there; the first track from this album might be a start.

156 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10427 16:57

dude, go home. lole

157 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 01:14

dude, eat healthy. lole

158 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 02:18

dude canned spinach lmao
*commits impressive unarmed acts of violence accompanied by catchy theme song*

159 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 04:45

chill out popeye tsm

160 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 13:32

it's like reading a post on an anonymous message board, you know nothing about the author, so you have no way of knowing if the enormous face is just because the sculptor was an idiot or they're actually genius and you just don't get it

161 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 17:40

Yo! Moid 2: Enter the Foid

162 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10428 22:00

I wish people would stop using imgur as a host

163 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10429 01:02

>>162 por que?

164 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10429 09:14

yet another 5am idea: coffee-colored milk

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10429 14:35

and what do you get?
another year older and closer to death

166 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10429 18:08

Twitter spams your inbox so much holy shit

167 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 00:32

uh-oh, i'm in an ebay fight again

i don't like being mean to small time sellers but he definitely knowingly sent me the wrong shit and now he must pay!!!!!!

168 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 06:01

even numbers are more round than odd ones

169 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 06:23

Pleasantly surprised how so many alt-right and leftwing socjus types seem to be united in their support of Russia.

170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 06:31

I have a hard time believing the social justice crowd would support a state where homosexuality is illegal and the conflicts in the caucasuses

171 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 06:39

fried milk

172 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 09:43

guy who pronounces "eroge" like "rouge" or "mirage"

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 11:10

Erosion games like Minecraft and Worms

174 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 11:22

I proudly pronounce it "erogay"!

175 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 12:33

Shut up "DAD" I'm trying to level up my meanders

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 12:43

Eating a ball of fried milk with chopsticks

177 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 12:58

They don't.

178 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 18:09

I feel nothing.

179 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 19:47


180 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10430 21:29

ear row gee

181 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 01:37

wanna make gulab jamun

182 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 05:39

"RPGmaker atelier rorona clone except you can earn money by sucking dicks" is a surprisingly lively genre

183 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 05:40

vc: rope

184 Name: vc: incite : 1993-09-10431 18:54

the journalistic ethics of including the word "trump" for SEO purposes

185 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 19:25


186 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 19:41

chipkali ka chut ka pasina

187 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 23:01

Already cringe so why try harder

188 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10431 23:38

to make them overcringe

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 01:31

I love everyone in this thread

190 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 07:07

I love you specifically, but no one else.

191 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 07:56

I miss Kong Jong-Il. Jong-un isnt funny crazy

192 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 10:03

Jong-il had a kick-ass theme song.

193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 10:19

“He's got nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox”

194 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 14:57

are cats just the babies of baby tigers

195 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 15:12

When Chika and Rika collided they made the polemon chikorita

196 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 16:41

second time i've overheard people in the library talking about autism lol
i almost feel targeted

197 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10432 21:12

>>196 is being gangstalked

198 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 00:42

did I just see confetti?

199 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 01:16

fetti on fetti on fetti

200 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 06:56

kyun kyun kyui!

201 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 09:49

Been awake 15 minutes and already watched a woman get stabbed to death #lolinternet

202 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 10:51


203 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 11:42

My brain is cooked.

204 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 11:47

I was thinking about title case and how different style guides recommend different things... I agree with the modern ones that say to capitalise every word in a title, it looks neater. The old accepted way to only capitalise the important words, and not like “the” “and” etc. looks old-fashioned and ugly!

205 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 13:27

if i could create a font every letter would be the exact height pf one another and caps would only double the size. i find that would be the most attractive typing style

206 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 14:20

>>205 That seems logical but would look off and a bit ugly in practice, because of letters that have curved tops and bottoms compared to one with flat or pointy tops. If you'd like to try though, there's this web sight that lets you easily create your own font: https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ When I used it it was called MyScriptFont.com, it seems to have more features now. I couldn't tell you what it's like to use now but when I did it you printed off a sheet of paper that had a grid with spaces for each glyph, then you scan it back in and it makes a ttf font of it.

207 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 14:22

People often compliment me on my nice handwriting when I write gift cards for people or whatever, so I made a font of that. I copied it from my fairy godmother, from the way she'd write my birthday cards or signs in her shop

208 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 17:12

This post is better than the one I was going to make just now. Thank

209 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 17:28

>>206 oh man thanks!

210 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 18:41

>>209 You could become the next Eric Gill! Get a dog ;)

211 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 18:43

Someone help me find that 1 2 3 4 5 COCKS BLASTIN IN YO ASS song please

212 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 20:13

I don't know what “modern ones” you’re looking at, but the few times I’ve ever seen it, it reads exactly like a Jaden Smith tweet (halting and unintelligent).

Really, if you’d like to appear ahead of the curve, you’d forgo titlecase in general. Many publications already do.

213 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10433 21:34


214 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 00:20

looks like you also don't need a space bar

215 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 00:21


216 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 16:11

>>211 nigpro - gay nigga hours

217 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 17:09

>>216 Yesss thank you! It was Gay Nigga Hours 2 I was looking for but both are great!

218 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 18:03

real nigga hours arent til ten hours from now though

219 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 18:57

The songbirds are losing their shit in my neighborhood

220 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 19:14

Sounds like a job for diapers.

221 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10434 21:35

its like they say when you get songbirds make a giant omelette

222 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 01:46

Someone's losing their shit in /general/

223 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 12:57

oh wow

224 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 14:35

I lol'd

225 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 14:38

Was it the internet or 24/7 cable news that desensitized people this much?

226 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 17:51

>>225 Internet + TV + computer games

227 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 20:37

'people' are desensitized until the first missile flies outside their screen and over their head

228 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 21:35


229 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10435 23:30

1.5 years in the US and I have yet to find anyone who is actually really fun. Also 1.5 years without a single hug.

230 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 00:41

Heres my blog:

231 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 01:32

black penis

232 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 03:12

china: han characters are sacred incantations and if you fuck up even one stroke or pronounce it with the wrong tone you will summon a demon and it will kill you

japan: han characters are calvinball licensed under WTFPL

233 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 03:25

got fresh methi (fenugreek) today by working my social network, life is good

ghee tastes better than butter, i'm not kidding

vc: cow

234 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 06:24

according to my special source, there's a mysterious silver haired girl from an oriental land of fantasy who volunteered to fight in ukraine. they say you'll know her by her green clothes and her twin swords, with which she claims there's "not much she can't cut". apparently they're calling her the "half-ghost of kyiv".

235 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 08:19

celebrity deathmatch
but actual celebrities actually fighting to the death

236 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 16:08

What we have we come to when professional journalists start a sentence with "And"?

237 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 20:21

A little dose of sambuca turned out to be exactly what I needed from this "Starlight" Coke, pretty disappointing flavor otherwise.

238 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 20:23

and n

239 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10436 22:31


240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 00:23

My friend was talking about starlight, and I also listened to the Michael Jackson “Starlight” Thriller demo

241 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 10:22

You fucking idiot.

242 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10437 18:42

I just sitting here but I like to fucking idiot when I can :)

243 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 08:47

niggaborean warlord rapemurder spectacular

244 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 12:11

Next generation goatse

245 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 19:01

geopolitical goatsee

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 19:56

Shit coming out of the goatse onto your pudding

247 Name: vc: kush : 1993-09-10438 20:23

I wonder how that person who was being an internet tough guy about current events on a literal pokemon forum is doing in real life now

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10438 20:38

showed jaakko to my younger brother and he didn't get it

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 06:56

Anyone else have a neurosis over decaying eyesight?

250 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 07:12

If I see you capitalizing "and", "the", or "of" in titles then I will stab you. A dead body starts to stink one hour after death, maybe quicker on a hot day.

251 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 07:17

Which guy? Someone ITT?
>>232 Calvinball: "A deliberately absurd sport without rules" --English Wiktionary

252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 07:22

I want to rip all of the skin off of Putin's face.

A flayed man has no skin.

253 Name: captcha: shite : 1993-09-10439 08:25

>>250 Lame. Old hat. Actually I guess I'm only thinking of song and band names, uncapitalised words in my music player looks ugly

>>251 You should read some Calvin & Hobbes :)

254 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 14:29



Some days ago in March 2022 I dreamt that I had sex with a loli, by force. We were outdoors and she was topless, I got her on the ground and pulled her panties off. Next thing that happened was vaginal intercourse. I think her mom and sister walked by, but they didn't care. I didn't know the girl I was fucking.

255 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 15:29

I did, but my whole body is doing that now, so not so much anymore.

256 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 17:38

dad's off to the hospital

257 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 00:32

Yes. It (diplopia in certain fields of gaze) was pretty much destroying my ability to play the one video game where I was at a fairly advanced skill level.

Fortunately, it seems I can fix it by writing my own glasses prescriptions. (My optometrist is not to blame, seeing as I wouldn't want a contrarian doctor--I'm the owner of my health, it is up to me to be the contrarian. But the methods he uses are both completely conventional and what led to the problem). Unfortunately, it has taken years, years where I have fallen behind the curve (innovator's curse, out of practice, no prospect of pay).

258 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 02:24

I dislike most loli doujins because they feature things like vaginal penetration at ages that seem quite unrealistic.

259 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 02:36

in retrospect, loli really did haet pizza

260 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 07:55

It was a guy on an actual pokemon forum who would go just to go analyze current events

261 Name: vc: fape : 1993-09-10440 08:31

The horseshoe theory only works on a surface level for general politics, as the extremes of both tend to be eccentric and pre-occupied with a wing of politics that's largely irrelevant to most but the details and topics they fixate on are different.
But for gender politics, it's %100 true, I sometimes wonder why incels and femcels dont just become political lesbians (or homosexuals I guess)

262 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 09:18

I love that loli that haets aisu miruku you see everywhere

263 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 09:30

That particular sheen of plastic associated with plastic dog turds

264 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 10:04

Everybody loves me.

265 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 16:49

Well duh, because that's gay, and they're too unhappy to be gay!

(In all seriousness, the ones I've seen eventually adopt other labels, some quite political, should they gain slightly more maturity but ultimately fail to work through their issues. As for the sort of WalMart-at-3AM leper-tier hideous guys the term was originally intended to show compassion to, I wish they were not given such ill will just because of sexually frustrated Internet jerks.)

266 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 17:15

it would be fun to run some kind of matchmaking service for incel/femcel sites, mostly to see if it would actually result in any meaningful relationships
you could maybe even make a netflix series out of it www
sorry if this sounds silly

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 21:21

I'd watch it

268 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 21:36

Queen Energy Meets Chad Mindset

269 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10440 21:43

i think some femcels consider themselves "lesbians" already, but incels can't easily declared themselves to be homosexual because a significant portion of "incel ideology" is rooted in homophobia.

270 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 00:45

Unfortunately, I lack the gift of being able to say Metal Gear villain stuff day in and day out. It would be a social media sensation and quite possibly make the world a more miserable place when people take it serious.

271 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 04:07


272 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 04:08

i apologize for my stupidity. i am currently thinking about l'amour toujours by gigi d'agostino

273 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 15:18

i wanna have hapa kids with a japanese wife and have a boy named 𪚥之輔(りゅうのすけ) and a girl named 茄子々(なすこ), in honor of DQN

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 15:27

the mark of the beast isn't the vaccine you dipshits it's your social security number, you already have it nigga

275 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 15:37

deal with this at your leisure

276 Name: vc: cawx : 1993-09-10441 15:50


I'm browsing on my Android phone and all three kanji in Ryuunosuke show up as empty boxes. Must be quite the DQName.

277 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 21:27

Now that I'm not browsing on Android, Android's pretty DQN for not being able to display 之

278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10441 22:21

I could really go for a lobotomy right now.

279 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 04:26

I wonder who's that faggot that approves western futa on male trash on danbooru. I hope he cut his dick off already.

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 08:23


281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 08:49

I don't think I've ever wished for the brutal execution of /pol/ types as much as I do now. Something about a massive conflict happening right at my country's borders has really made me reconsider my priorities.

282 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 09:00

I know it happened too during like Syria for example but I find it really weird that people are so desensitized that they're making meme maps of real people walking into a meat grinder

283 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 09:19

DQN needs more foot soldiers for the war against Pissu.

284 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 12:27

I sort of wanted to get into electronic music but after reading how so much of it based off of live performances and how electronic is deeply social in its construction, intention and audience etc. I think I'll just stick with my alternative and indie cds

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 14:08

>>284 Electronic music is a big umbrella for lots of kinds of music and not all of it fits that desription

286 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 14:15

Okay fair but (minimal) Techno definitely does and that was what intrigued me

287 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 15:34

Clicks & cuts are minimal techno's antisocial cousin.

288 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 18:58

What's the difference between “getting into” a music genre and just finding different songs you like?

289 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10442 22:43

the main thing that comes to mind is the level of pretension

290 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 04:40

I'm seriously pissed off.

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 04:56

For most genres it usually just means listening to important/popular albums and learning some of the history around it but for Techno aside from attending live performances there are so many significant EPs and LPs that have changed so much there's almost a chronological order.

292 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 05:00

Moonrunes, but more read-able:
𪚥 Nosuke
Eggplants (eggplant)

I am not as pissed off now.

293 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 06:16

I need a Glock 42.....

294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 06:36

Don't do this.

295 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 08:30


296 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 09:33

>>291 I disagree... for one thing, a “live performance” of techno is usually just a guy playing records (some mix more skilfully than others) and at a dance it's not so much about watching the DJ perform, but enjoying the music with everyone in the club (or by yourself at home). I'm a big music nerd myself and am interested in all the strands of music history, how different subgenres were born and how they evolve and weave through other strands, but you don't need to know any of that or have heard landmark releases to find tracks you like. In the realms of dance music, it's often landmark singles rather than EPs/LPs that make an impact and push things forward, but for me at least, the best thing is when you just hear a tune that grabs you and you need to find it. You definitely don't need to know the chronological history of techno to enjoy the music :)

297 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 10:34

298 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 10:43

hah, hah, mmmpphhh, sslllrrrppp. feeling slightly nervous (sweatdrop)

299 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 11:06

>>291 What you need is some ecstasy!

300 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 12:20

exta si
exta no

301 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 15:45


302 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 16:18


303 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 17:10


304 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 22:43

305 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 00:17

Muh depression

306 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 00:29

when people start talking about how they went to college i automatically start thinking 'i'm sorry to hear that'

... uhh, don't ask me to ask you how you know i went to college

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 00:46

the is-it-just-depression-again-or-is-it-just-covid-again blues

308 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 10:34

best soundtrack: th7
best bullets/patterns: th11
best cast: th13

309 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 12:05

>>304 I was thinking of you last night, this song came on my iPod and I was thinking about western denpa vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0ZJ_wZ88A You know sometimes you'll listen to a song for the 50th time and hear something new in it? I never fully appreciated the scorching fiddle solo before, and the slick pizzicato bit after
Live version I was unaware of til now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-cf-pivOOU

310 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 14:49

>I was thinking of you last night


311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10444 15:09

Walkin' in the rain under the moon, iPod to issho <3

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 03:10

real alcoholic hours who up

313 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 16:44

A boatload of sea men, afflicted with daemons

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 19:45

Finding unironic fake porn of Kim Yo-jong was my first thats enough internet moment in years

315 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10445 20:41

getting clowned on by triangles

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 02:56

a coward dies a thousand deaths but a keyboard warrior just dies one

317 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 05:55

recompiling opencv for the billionth time and praying the GCC, CUDA, CuDNN versions and the libraries and the environment variables and the planets magically align this time

318 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 10:55

I have been reading about the Arab Spring and democratization of certain Muslim countries and the main thing I took away from it aside from the authoritarian governments (some of which, like the states on the peninsula, which are oppressive to the point of almost parody, especially with their openness about their activities) is the unwillingness to compromise. Like, why not just have Sharia courts for Muslims only and a secular court for everyone else like what is done in certain communities in the UK. After that, I'm sure hardline group like the Brotherhood would be far more likely to be more agreeable on less controversial issues like... worker's rights and conditions.

Also, the reformers in SA are fucked if something happens to the crown prince.

319 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 11:33

Speaking of the arab spring, is that what privacy-oriented websites are talking about when they are talking about activists or is it extremists in western countries opsec larping

320 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 12:11

Thinking of getting buff and dressing like a redneck

321 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 12:39

ass, ass, ass, ass

322 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 15:58

step on the grass grass grass

323 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 18:27

why doesn't byakuren have a shaved head

324 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 19:54

Everyone trashes most types of journalists these days, but I feel like music journalists are the worst because they're just statement regurgitators, and the most interesting stories about artists always come out like ten years later in an interview and are always in the inevitable documentary or nowadays, casually mentioned on their facebook or whatever

325 Name: vc: deudge : 1993-09-10446 21:02

Everyone's a little bit heretic.™ ☸

326 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 21:06

"Night stick"? More like "nigger-be-good stick".

vc: yeatt

327 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:07

>>323 wig

328 Name: ♪ヾ(・ω・`)ノヾ(´・ω・)ノ゛♫ : 1993-09-10446 22:37

Let's go on a quest!
I swear I vaguely remember that the VGMDB page for Free Pl@ying used to mention something about びっくりさせたらおこるよ! being a cover of Happy Halloween Maria.
There's no information about it on the page itself, and I doubt it's actually the case, but there must have been something, somewhere that caused me to create this little mashup I found on my hard drive... Let's find out what it was!

329 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 22:44

i can't help you out but your post reminded me that vgmusic.com is still alive, what a gem

330 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10446 23:57

>>324 I agree

331 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 14:28


332 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 16:40


333 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 16:54

You might be useless, but I matter!!!

334 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 17:06


335 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 20:19

It's funny because Sneed is the owner's last name but Chuck is a shortening of Charles and there's just no scenario where a guy named Al Sneed would want to be called Charles.

336 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 20:37

Al-Sneed Bin Salman

337 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 20:47

Is it funny or sad that treatment can make psycopathy worse

338 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10447 23:10

>>337 yes. inclusive or!

>>339 will you ever leave me alone so that i can dig my ear??

339 Name: vc: chalk : 1993-09-10448 02:29

Translated from Hawaiian by

340 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 03:01

i didn't realise .pussy was a TLD now

341 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 09:16

Hey there everybody. This is Saber, from Fate/s! Did you know? My favorite things are: Mana Burst into Excalibur, plain white rice, a literal table, dense harem protagonists. aaaand lions. See you in FGO part 3, everyone!

342 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 16:52

Vandalizing google maps is not funny

343 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10448 21:51

Vandalizing google maps IS funny

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 19:44

Does country of origin actually make a difference in the taste of coffee beans

345 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10449 23:56

>>344 I have noticed a different taste in the brewed coffee from individual Indonesian islands and Mexican states, so I'm willing to say yes or no depending on the frame of reference.

346 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 20:06

listening to nanahira at the gym while pressing more than most people squat

347 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 20:36

Push it 2 da limit dawg!

348 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 20:37

post abs

349 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 20:56

>>348 i don't have them, i look like rippetoe but younger

350 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 21:19

i listen to nanahira in my plain white windowless van, we should link up, you could ride illegally in the back

351 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 21:25

I blast ななひら from my black sports car's beefy soundsystem 😎

352 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 21:32

The only reason I drive is so that I can give rides to cute girls, and then force them to listen to denpa (and Technorch).
...and by "girls" I mean my little sister which is a lot less fun since she doesn't really have a choice, and is mostly used to it by now.

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 23:38

guy who spent years trying to reconcile the fact that vocal internet atheists tend to be insufferable redditors with the fact that an anthropomorphic creator deity probably doesn't exist, before finally settling on becoming a taoist. however, little did he know that white people following gook religions is also extremely reddit.

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 23:41

Islam? More like Basedslam

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 23:50

kidz bop death grips

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10450 23:53

scottish foid

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 01:19

"loch" means hole in german

358 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 01:34

Come to think of it, here's something tangible: The IRC channel has virtually dried up over the past ~2 years.
Not that I was ever really active in it myself, but still...

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 01:42

A lot of that may be from the old regime leaving

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 02:04

i think it's pretty funny that "four dragons" and "three women" are the noisiest things ancient chinese scribes could think of

361 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 02:14

i planted a tree last winter and it's still alive!!!
it lost some leaves but it now is growing new ones!!!!!
it's the miracle of life!!!!

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 02:55

Taoism is too linked to TCM for most westerners I think, not that I blame them considering even to a religious, superstitious person like me it comes off like medieval witch-doctory

363 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 03:30

last time i was in las vegas i saw three (3) unrelated incidents of taoism, making it a bona fide trend according to the new york times style guide!

since you are clearly very interested, here's what i saw:

  1. the yin/yang symbol made out of landscaping rock in a front yard. yards in LV are huge. it was huge.
  2. vanity license plate that said ``taoism''
  3. large yin/yang symbol made out of rocks in a gypsum pit on a fairly obscure trail north of town

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 03:59

"Cosbyness is next to godliness" hits different now

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 04:02

The history of Westerners adopting Buddhism is a real head trip that has been discussed in this series of threads before. 19th century Aryanpilled dudes picking it up because it was India-flavored, then post-WWII stupid hippies picking it up because it was Japan-flavored.

366 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 07:06

contender for pretentious sentence of the year:
“The woman to my left conveys her enjoyment to me. I nod… and venture a small, contented, only-in-New-York sigh”

367 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 20:55

I miss paper magazines

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 22:35

>>362 i was actually more or less describing myself

the essence of reddit intertwines with the non-reddit, thus the separation is meaningless. the shade of one exists within the other. we're all a bit reddit.

369 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 22:38

if you remove all the medieval witch doctory shit(which is still interesting to read about for approximately the same reason crime documentaries are interesting) you're left with a religion whose core tenet is "take it easy and just let things happen". i can see why it would trend.

370 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10451 23:44

>>368 Fuck off no I am not and no it doesn't

371 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 00:20

>>370 yes you are

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 03:20

This is the only site (excluding banking and other real life essentials) I've used in 2 years now, so if I am reddit to any degree it is by proxy from you guys.

373 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 03:39

gone online, hankerin' for some culture war!

i'm not posting it here don't worry lol

374 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 03:57

The second congo war is the biggest clusterfuck to read about. It doesnt sink in whos fighting who or why

375 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 14:12

I wonder if that guy Sseth uses as an avatar is okay, that area has been under attack more than once apparently

376 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 15:29

Tutsis = Bantu Jews?

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 15:41

I need more hot sluts on my dick...

378 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 15:51

It's actually really simply. Everyone's evil except the pygmies.

379 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 16:58

Actually reading deeper into it, people say the post-colonial borders are part of the reason of the constant unrest and infighting in sub-Saharan Africa but after seeing the willingness to invade other countries over ethnic conflict I think ethnic or linguistic states could make the turmoil worse.

380 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 17:13

>>378 e-even the raped and murdered civilians? (´・ω・`)

381 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 18:34

K-pop is just pop to a Korean, therefore it's half K-pop to me

382 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 19:22

eww, there are hapas on dqn get the spray

in the future please refrain from revealing your actual mutt ethnicities so that i can continue to imagine the five of you as lanky late 20s computer science majors named Andrew who are just a little too into touhou

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 19:46



This is why it was said that there's a little Reddit in all of us

384 Name: vc: fed : 1993-09-10452 19:56

It was common knowledge round these parts already. You should've asked Mr. Wikipedia Dick first!

385 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 20:01

Idea: an MMORPG, but instead of a monthly subscription fee, the game uses a small percentage of GPU cycles to mine crypto which is paid to the developers. Would you agree to this, if it was totally transparent and you could control when and for how long the miner ran?

386 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 20:06

it turns out momobako is now streaming elden ring as a vtuber under the name "suo patora"

387 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 20:43

pretty sure at least half of those lanky late 20s computer science majors have since changed their name to "Andrea"

388 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 21:06

>>386 Wowowow hmmm interesting and strange

389 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 21:26

Not a fan of vtubers but that's a nice little treat to hear momobako's voice again, it seems she's released music under this name too https://ptrm-001-i-am-no1.spwn.jp/

390 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 23:33

Got my first ever warning, for saying poop in a butt

391 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 01:18

Jim Ross saying "baddies" is an indescribable feeling

392 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 01:37

The existence of prion diseases continues to invoke in me existential dread.

393 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 14:31

I like milkshake!

394 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 17:34

the existence of prion diseases implies the existence of prioff diseases

395 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10453 20:32

Lipuo tsa Bantu ke limumu

396 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10454 05:05

The emergency mittens have changed slightly

397 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10454 06:26

The names of DQN are:
Declan Gallagher (the English one)
Findlay MacPherson (the Scottish one)
Homayoun Rayegan ((●)トェェェイ(●))
Frederick Cook (the cis american lowercaseposter)
Layla Schmidt (the trans american)
Schalk Van Vuuren (the south african one)

398 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10454 08:01

The ∴∵nce of tanasinn (●)

399 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10454 09:10

Cease your reproachful ululations forthwith!

400 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10454 09:25

>>397 There's at least two Scottish dokyuns, there's also the tampon enthusiast

401 Name: Jisaku McJien : 1993-09-10454 12:52

>>400 That was just me talking to myself

402 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10454 19:21

Poo... in a butt?

403 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 07:39

Why do rebel groups aiming to put some autocrat in power always have "democracy" related names

404 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 21:51

like the democratic party

405 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 21:59

wearing headphones is uncomfortable but i don't want anyone walking below my window to know i'm playing genshin impact

406 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 22:53

I think Europeans should kill each other.

407 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10455 23:40

I think Europeans should kiss each other!!!

408 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 15:23

The ECB might make it happen real soon, like 2% chance tho

409 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 16:35

i feel like i have made posts attributed to both Frederick and Layla but i can accept that my excellent posts have an outsize influence

you spelled ``amerikkkan'' wrong, btw

410 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 16:38

maybe i should start saying 'microsoft cloth' to mean 'microfiber cloth'

411 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 18:26

sussy linux

412 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 19:32

The generation under gen z scares me

413 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 19:45

Remember, Bugs Bunny, Spongebob, Piccolo, the goofy movie characters and shonen mcs are actually black

414 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 20:28

Why people say that taxation is theft when it's clearly a robbery?

415 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 22:11

Does anyone still watch those BBC talkshows aside from political extremist who rage at them?
Talkshows seem like such an antiquated format.

416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10456 22:19

Not had a TV for 15 years

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 03:24

>>416 man, me too, but the gubmint basically mandates that i carry one in my pocket now with the uninstallable youtubes on the android phones

i hate it. i went to a restaurant the other week and they were like we don't have menus, just scan this thing with your phone

418 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 03:25

limoncello is good

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 05:44

idea: reverse-rape "ero trap dungeon" style game where you only unlock the CG scenes if you win, and the game is actually pretty hard, like the dark souls of sex

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 10:00

Some of the most bizarre stuff in Seinfeld start to make sense when you realize it actually takes place in some sort of proto-nasuverse.
"Kramer" is actually a class name in the Holy Grail War. The reason he always barges in Jerry's apartment is because he has an urge to protect his Master. Kramer being a Servant from another time explains why he's one of the characters with the strongest physical ability and wits in the show, by far, and it also explains why, despite his wits, he's always subtly off and socially awkward. Notice also how he tries so much to hide his true identity.
Then, what's with the irrational hatred between Jerry and Newman? I think that Jerry's magus powers let him sense something about Newman that other people don't. Or maybe, Newman is a Master too, I don't know.
What about George and Elaine? George is most likely human. We see his parents, etc. Elaine is clearly a proto-Rin (tsundere for Jerry).
In other words, "Kinoko Nasu" must be an alias for Larry David!

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 12:03

>>418 I had 4 bottles at a wedding a few weeks ago, I thought “I don't normally like lemons but this is delicious”

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 13:00

It really is.

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 19:07

I've only had the limoncello La Croix, which has to be one of their best flavors.

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 21:40

i should be working but my advisor gave me a dead end lead again, so i'll go try a new direction i guess

425 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 22:05

aranciata is better, if we're talking about san pellegrino

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 22:33

I hate the term significant other

427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10457 23:54

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and I was magnificently smothered

captcha: chow

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 06:54

broke: the eye can only see 24fps
woke: why yes, my gameplay is frame-perfect at 23fps, how could you tell?

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 08:30

appointing playboy bunnies to the federal reserve to infect it with celeb culture

430 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 17:17

Hmm. Ostensibly.

431 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 17:26

lol the "white-blue-white flag" article on wikipedia is being hounded by a some guy who thinks the flag resembling the belarus "white-red-white flag" is a biased opinion somehow

432 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 17:28

some asswipe replaced the bottles of my six pack with other bottles
who the fuck does that?

433 This post sucked.

434 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 20:27

racists seem like lonely people. maybe they just need friends to do things with

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 21:27

Ironically, a lot of people join racist gangs and orgs because they want to fit in and make friends.
You could just join a sunday league sports team and go to a church that socializes after if you wanna make friends, damn!

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 21:47

i once saw advice from someone claiming to be a prison officer that if you ended up there you shouldn't join the race gangs unless you wanted to be in for life but you should accept their protection racket if you wanted to do the time quietly without getting fucked with. it sounded rational enough to not sound made up but even if that were true it would just be that one person's observation.

437 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 23:11


438 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10458 23:33

But seriously

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 08:46

Let's get to the point TODAY maybe

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 09:06

black people look like doodoo lol

441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 09:44

SNP are doodoo lol

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 12:24

Watching KingCobraJFS feels like slowly becoming retarded

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 13:46

Shao Kahn is Jewish

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 14:05

die die die kill die

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 15:46

I need some semi-interesting podcasts with a lot of episodes to keep me sane during work.

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 16:21

caribbean rhythms

447 Name: vc: bage : 1993-09-10459 17:10

kind of wish retail had a job where all you do is close the store (i guess stocking overnight might count, but not for me)
a lot of folks who close are wishing they were home already and don't want to do chinese firedrills like checking shelves carefully and cleaning bathrooms and stuff

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10459 23:22

I wonder what Cardi B's pussy looks like. Not in like a sexual way or anything.

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 01:39

i wish retail had a job where you aren't a slave forcibly attending adult high school

450 Name: vc: pot : 1993-09-10460 03:47

In a sexual way, I would pay so much to see Sasha Banks take a gigantic white cock

451 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10460 09:11

>>450 Save your money and you could one day buy a house like me...

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 03:47

It's so weird we're calling gays queers again. Like I saw an ad for a queer business map and a "queer business" sounds like a term the nazis would use to mark stores owned by gays. I dont get it

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 04:53

pussy (male)

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 09:51

>>452 It's interesting to watch the debates, some in a community want to “reclaim” slurs but it causes discord in their community

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 11:11

If you cannae the bouncy, you're a dirty timmy

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 16:07

I say, in the world of violin wank you'll scarcely find more sluttier a luthier

457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10461 16:47

I saw an atheist post an image mocking the creationist belief that humanity originated from a handful of people get shared to a group from a country that is overwhelmingly Christian and instead of being offended, it turned into a debate about incest pre-flood and in ancient times, and allegory in creation myth. Amazing.

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 04:19

radio war nerd and age of napoleon

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 10:54

>>445 I listened to all of Michael Sugrue's lectures at work https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaYLR_1aryjfB7hLrKGRaQ/videos

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 15:28

New carwash discovered!

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10462 18:27

4 out of 5 doctors would be a pretty damn weak consensus in medicine

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10463 23:50

Just got called an "esoteric abrahimic" by a family member

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10464 09:00

I am nothing.

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10464 12:33

I am everything.

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10464 13:49

Lain wanders around the world.
Frontiers cannot bar her.
Neither barracks nor barricades impede.
Nor does barbed wire scar her.

Lain wanders around the world.
All colors praise and receive her.
Language is no barrier,
The strangest tongues believe her.

Lain wanders around the world.
The sun descends from above.
With the onset of the darkness,
We all respond to her with love.

466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 02:24

goddamn schizophrenics in the wikipedia thread again!!!!

i ate potatoes for dinner, such is life

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 08:36

for some reason i thought marisa tomei was japanese

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 08:52

魔理沙 透明

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 08:57


470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 11:59


471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 14:02

cute boy watching snuff videos with you

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10465 19:34

who is this tard
fuck off

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 00:07

people think plants are so great but have you considered FLIES THE GODDAMN FLIES

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 00:26

venus fly trap

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 00:38

Put fly tape near your set up.

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 02:25

I need that VTuber who stapled her cunny shut to be my wife.

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 03:47

flies are no less disgusting when they are dead!!

i was actually just thinking about someone else's commentary on solarpunk in another thread. i don't have any problem with flies in my houseplants because i don't overwater and use reasonably good soil.

more just thinking about the drawbacks of a super-environmental future where people live inside giant (sometimes bioengineered) plants, like in certain n.k. jemison novels or that movie avatar (which i will never watch).

i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants, but i grew up in a desert and later moved to a verdant area and i still remember walking out in the yard and finding a spider on my foot one time and thinking 'fuck this, i can't even walk out in the grass with sandals, this rainfall shit is way overrated'. flies and mosquitos are among the other problems that just don't exist in the desert.

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 08:25

>i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants

I don't, I think it's cruel to keep a lifeform captive in your house for decoration. Someone once got me a plant as a housewarming present and I felt so bad, but had to pretend to be grateful. I hate that cunt, I hope she dies. I watered it a while but I could tell it was unhappy so I dumped it in the woods.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 10:58

german, french, russian, chinese, punjabi, etc game devs: what's that, you say you live in america but you'd still like to play our game in german/french/russian/chinese/urdu because you like those languages? or you're a pakistani living in america? well of course bucko, you can play the game you paid your own money for in whatever language you'd like!


480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 12:49

I am such a piece of shit.

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 13:05

Jay Squeeksand's headdress! What an honor!

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 13:14

I've been reading a lot about Netflix's declining subscriber base because it's interesting to see one of the original ones struggle like this.
Everyone seems to have their own theory of why: price, the company's politics, increasing competition, economic conditions, etc.
It's a lot simpler than that I think: A lot of the beloved shows often rewatched like the Office, Cheers, Fraiser, Star Trek, pretty much everything owned by Disney-Fox, Viacom or NBC-Universal etc has been moved to its own service and the original content produced by Netflix these days is just not very good.

The sitcoms have very obnoxious laugh tracks for EVERYTHING, the documentaries aren't as controversial and biting as they think (they have been trying to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle of Sunderland 'Til I Die and Tiger King), the animation is ugly and crass, kids want the IPs they recognize, the reality shows aren't even believable and the movies and original series are formulaic to the point where checklists about them have become a meme. It's no wonder really.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 13:25

I liked Lucifer on Netflix cos he's a bit like me, then it moved to Amazon Prime. I only watch Prime very occasionally if they give me a free trial, I'll go through my list and watch the things that are only there

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 17:32

pro tip for bodybuilding on a budget: poke yourself with random used needles you find at the park, you never know which ones might have steroids in them

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 17:34

used needle gacha

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10466 23:21


>the woods

this is what i mean by living around a lot of plants. not house plants. i can count the trees within sight of my desert home on one hand.

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 00:13

Isn't the reason for this that Japanese game prices tend to be higher (sometimes the equivalent of $120 or $100 USD) and stay above baseline due to the lack of a cultural expectation that aging games should drop dramatically in price? So there is a very real incentive for Japanese bargain hunters to acquire overseas versions of games, if they can read them.

It has closer equivalence to Steam making it hard for people to use local pricing from Latvia or whatever to cheap ass games.

And in fact those versions of games sometimes have the English language options removed for the same reason.

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 01:50

Youtube recommends me some very bizarre low-view old videos that I wonder how the algorithim even comes to it

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 03:19

I see financial domination, I go to the next clip

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 08:59

I grew up in a cottage in the woods, then I moved into town, then I moved to a city when I was older. They each have their pros and cons

491 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 12:06

Has anyone else been suffering from phantom shits as of late?
I keep having sensory hallucinations where I feel that I have sharted and I can feel the moistness of my asshole and the liquid hot arsejuice trickling down my thighs, but when I go to wipe, there is always nothing there. It especially tends to start up whenever I'm wiping my ass post-shit. I'm done shitting and I start wiping and immediately I feel the shitwaters running down. It invariably continues well past the point when I am perfectly clean and dry; I always end up wasting far more toilet paper than necessary trying to wipe off ever-flowing diarrhoea that isn't even there.

This is a very new phenomenon for me.

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 12:07

I think you should go see a doctor

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 12:53

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494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 13:04

They just don't make cute anime girls like they used to.

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 13:23

Media is treated as disposable and preserving it, while people understand it on a rational level, is the space and attention equivalent of hoarding behavior.
Last I heard, Hard Offs are full of cigarette-stained retro games that'd make 30something weebs very happy to drop a few grand 10 bucks at a time
I wish my drive for productivity were capable of plowing through lots of old games instead of work that puts food on the table, but I get overwhelmed like 2 hours in ("you're not beING CREATIVE AAAA") and it's functionally the same as losing interest

496 Name: vc: bileness : 1993-09-10467 13:46

The Asian market is also used to good products getting pulled practically right away, all the time
In 1992 my mother purchased the perfect bento (food flask) for soup from a department store in Hachinohe (it isn't a box, but it is pinku). Sturdy handle on top, single stainless steel compartment that can be pulled out, with separate handles for the lid and pulling out (which my dad shoulda done, burr hurr hurr). Wide and bottom-heavy instead of tall, so it doesn't tip over. Plastic on the outside so most of the weight is really the contents (she refuses to do anything to maintain strength, much to my concern since that is a big issue for old people).
I cannot find something with all the same parameters today, best I have done so far is top-heavy and steel outside, or single-chamber camp gear instead of removable compartment so it's much harder to clean in a sink.

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 15:57

I'm out of eggs. I need to go to the store and buy eggs.

498 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 20:02

There's something hilarious about shoe companies making commercials about human rights

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 20:17

nike making commercials about imaginary human rights abuses like "systematic racism" to draw attention from the actual human rights abuses they're committing at slave factories in bangladesh

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 20:21

chocolate is another one, nestle literally employs child nigger slaves in africa to pick cocoa beans and then turns around and makes advertisements that are basically "we love niggers...er i mean PoCs, if you don't buy our shitty chocolate it's because you're RACIST"

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 20:25

the corporations doing this are at fault, sure, but so are the dumbass gutmenschen who fall for this shit and rush out to buy nestle chocolate in fear of being called racist

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 21:30

>>501 i want to say people don't do that and you made that up but......

i have a personal favorite one-- it's dawn dishsoap. they sell these bottles with penguins on them claiming they are saving the wildlife (presumably by washing oil off of penguins that got oily in an oil spill?) 10% of every purchase goes to this cause. great. if you read the fine print they capped the total donation at like $100,000. they've been running the same campaign since since at least 365*12 days ago (or so). which means they haven't had to throw a cent to that charity since 365*12 - 1 days ago.

you kinda gotta admire it

i have a dumb aunt who mentioned at christmas that she buys dawn specifically because they're saving the animals and the other brands of dishsoap aren't doing that. it works........

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10467 23:26



The plastic bottles they produce probably far outdo the good they do with the charity with damage

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 00:36

yeah, that too. and, i definitely think charities are often just legalized tax avoidance schemes to begin with.

another one is this brand of yeast, red star yeast. they say on the package something like if you buy their product it helps contribute to their goal of providing 200,000 meals every year

which, if you do the rudimentary calculation, would only feed about 300 people

but of course there is no claim that they have ever come anywhere close to meeting that goal. so i guess the actual meaning is means ``we might kick up to $10,000 out to some charity which will take a cut and then pass on the remaining $5,000 out to another charity in tanzania or somewhere. and then they take their cut, etc etc. but only if it looks good on our taxes this fiscal year. no promises''

but hey 200k is a nice big number, looks great in that spot on the package that would otherwise just be white space

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 02:58


506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 08:47

My eyes tend to drift away and skim through walls of lowercase text, but that's okay because they're never missing anything worthwhile

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 12:20


508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 12:22


509 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10468 12:53

I can use capitals. Look at my capitals!

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 12:57

Getting very comfortable in the Synagogue of Satin

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 15:48

People using slang on spaces for people from all countries is so obnoxious, especially when you look it up and it's just a tryhard way to say a word that ESLs would know

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 18:52

>>511 What's an example?

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 20:48

i always worry whether i'm taking [Contentless] seriously enough

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 21:15

i can insult >>506's mom but he can't tell because he's psychologically unable to parse lowercase posts

515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 22:22

i am amused that you read my post, which weren't things i feel particularly strong about, though the first person who replied to me seemed to think it was interesting, lol

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 22:28

Hm? Huh? Did you say something?

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 22:41

My captcha is de again but I've made enough "satori de pon" posts in the captcha thread already, so I'm going to pass this one.

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 22:43

It's interesting how I can tell which mass-recommended Youtube videos other DQN have recently watched, just based on the contents of their posts and what I've seen in my own recommendations.

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 23:20

oof, you on some boomer shit tho tf you reading? ion even be readin yo lame ass dead ass goofy ass shit fr fr lil pump str8 bussin my nigga y'all on some straight cringe touch some mf grass fr finna no cap all of y'all be missing out tho nah deadass bruh capping fr tho fortnite new skins be lowkey lit af they had me dead bruh but the new maps hit different :0 i be vibing me like fr bruh this deep this slaps fr fornite be the goat nah they lit no cap k imma flex balling on y'all cuz me and the squad finna get our new perms to slay fr fr we be capping on them perms tho ya dig this be fire fr aight flexing fr now like bruh fr all of y'all be lowkey sus capping bou dat boy fr like bruh y'all finna cap dat deadass clout? yo nah bruh dem be finna bouta be like that boy mf been it be me like it wuz fr burh. nah this be deep bruh like this hits different ya feel? dem boy be like slaying bruh cuz y'all be deadass capping this mf like fr he be like havin dem people fr it be like that bruh nah fr tho why y'all of y'all be like that fr bruh? mf be lowkey capping tho. you vibing tho? fr bruh like you capping bruh? fr me and the squad be flexing this like we be experimenting on them perms ya hear? ya boy be slaying like lowkey fr capping them dick shaped perms. yall stan it yk fr ngl it be fire it be like this bruh fr like capping ya feel? aight imma flex now cuz i be like yo slayin dem bitchtok nah fr dog it be like that like capping ngl it be it bruh fr fr

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10468 23:26

ssz, KILL this man

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 01:18

lol u tk hm 2 da bar?!

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 01:19

George Floyd, Esq.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 01:24

>>515 Like I said, I started to read it and my eyes glossed over the rest of it, it feels like watching drool drip down the side of someone's mouth when they're talking

524 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 01:33

From Awake to Woke to WORK

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 05:22

the mild tragedy of being named george

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 13:01

touhou 14.88: involuntary celibacy of textboard poster

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 17:32

Still doesn't feel like I've found my place in the world. I can get over missing out on other things, but this one still troubles me!

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10469 22:47

Anyways, >>1, please excuse me. This thread is so funny! Mind if I respond to it? You seem to know about Yoshinoya, so I'll tell you about my recent Yoshinoya experience! Sorry for replying out of nowhere, forgive me! I'll tell you all about the veteran's way of eating! (I'm not saying you're free from being marked by the employees from next time on.)

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10470 16:04

I insist on it being voluntary. Involuntary implies a loser that gets out and actively tries to hunt down sxe and fails. Voluntary celibate sees virginity as a virtue (or repents his past acts) and wanks it in the secrecy of his textboard posting cell.

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10470 16:28

modern day anchorites

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10470 18:12

Extremist Muslim Volcell

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10470 22:23

international worlders of the world

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 00:56

four-sided dice are depressing. it just plops on the desk.

534 Name: vc: fulation : 1993-09-10471 00:57

Ubisoft games be like "not only is the conspiracy real, the Illuminati take their lunch breaks at in Montreuil sometimes wink wink"

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 02:40

I'm woke

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 04:16

Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm woke
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10471 05:32

I take it that no one else has ever suffered from anything resembling my phantom shits problem?

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 06:49

It kind of freaks me out that sites like manyvids and clips4sale still exist.
I will say clips4sale makes more sense, the popular stuff on it is pretty out there, fetishes that are hard to find porn of. (Real life, with props) Inflation, mummification, broken bone casts etc.
With manyvids it seems to be more on the vanilla e-girl side of things, with the fetish content being pretty weak findom type stuff

539 Name: Succus!HRa.KXgG0A : 1993-09-10471 10:46

>>537 I get something like your problem but in reverse - shit constantly trickles out of my ass but I never notice until bedtime!

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 11:01

It's weird how often other people post here about things I'd been thinking to myself, ejaculatory prayers and pump organs etc.

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 14:11

You know those things they use in sexual health clinics, they're like little metal cocktail umbrellas they slide down your urethra then open and pull back up? I wish I could get one of them for my throat

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 16:18

the word "ensorcell" hits a little different now

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 20:08

yoko ono's hank hill ass

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 21:10

the other kind of inflation fetish

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 21:20

consumer prices are going up and my wage is staying the same unnnhhhgh i'm shooting fuckmign ropes

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 21:21

feeling oddly wistful and nostalgic towards this bowl of instant ramen, which i havent had in years since cleaning up my diet after my "truNEET" days

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10471 22:48

youtube lost their shit over the new nintendo switch sports game not having miis but you can use miis after all lol

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 01:38

I was about to post a Wikipedia link to the Wikipedia thread, only to see that someone else had just posted it moments prior.

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 02:44

The Elitist Hivemind of DQN

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 03:04

Do it anyway

551 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 05:52

The "to those who celebrate" thing is so embarassing. I dont think any non-muslim is gonna get offended by "Eid Mubarak", especially since the festivals are fun

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 09:15

It was perhaps in poor taste, but I have done as you demanded.

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 10:26

>>541 WHAT?

>>551 I know people who get angry at that kind of thing... There are sad stupid people who resent seeing people of other ethnicities and other cultures given time on their TV etc., as if it's a kind of cultural takeover LOL.

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 10:30

fuck, marry, kill

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 10:59

Fuck Layla, marry Findlay, kill Frederick.

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 12:54

"i may be a pedophile but at least i'm not RUDE" vs "i may be a nazi but at least i'm not a sex criminal"

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 16:34

Being a pedophile is far worse than being rude and being a sex criminal worse than Nazi (read internet larper). So if I had to choose, second one easily.

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 19:39

I am a sex criminal.

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 23:47

Guys always brag about their 9 inch long penises but never their 6 inch long penises. Curious.

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10472 23:59

>>559 Nothing to brag about

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 07:11

I wish I lived in a bigger city

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 07:20

>>559 In practical terms it's best to brag about having a penis that large because that's something for experienced holes only, whereas a six-incher is merely on the definitely larger end of ordinary.

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 08:52

sex terrorist

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10473 21:54

I have a 6 inch penis!

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 03:12

peak inflation... in my pants

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 09:06

Finally - by pure coincidence - I managed to meet someone online, in a small imageboard-related community, who happens to know someone I know in real life. What are the odds?

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 09:29

>>566 I found a couple of people like that on 420chan before

568 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 09:54

really wish i had floss (or at least a toothpick) right now

569 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 15:10

I see "video essays" bitching about cryptocurrency are the new hot thing on youtube

570 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 15:45

Desiree be Wendy Larsen!

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 15:47


572 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 20:27

You should try to find him in real life, and kiss him!

573 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 21:48

youtube anectode: there's now enough content from enough languages that if you misspell even a single letter in your search term, you're bound to get a (totally unrelated) result

574 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10474 23:39

is the tasting history guy getting chunkier? i would feel kind of bad if my viewership were indirectly contributing to a problem...

575 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 00:15

Okay, I'm not tripping. The instructions that came with my AeroPress® some years ago really did say two scoops and level 2, not one rounded scoop and level 1 like the website does. (I use 1.5 scoops, however, while also not recalling how I arrived at that, which is why I was looking at instructions.)

576 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 00:53

Pls drink T

577 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 01:35

fuck, this happened to me too, what is it with that place?

578 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 01:37

i feel like video essays started 5*365 days ago and i'm not too happy about it

579 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 09:11

>>577 They knew me from my tripcode, they were both people I had helped by finding download links for stuff :)

580 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 10:10

I would hate to be a liverpool fan, christ

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 11:12

Ultraviolet Nurple: superchromatic, or merely superinvisible?

582 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10475 16:45



583 Name: vc: exsciss : 1993-09-10476 09:23

I drink both. Way too much of both.

584 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 12:47

The BBC host just said "What a story Mark!"

585 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 13:47

Climate change causing a utopian Jetsons/Universal Century like future

586 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 14:25

the scene with the jetsons meeting harvey birdman has aged pretty well

587 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 16:32

Oingo Boingo - Wake Up (It's 1993)

588 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 17:53

I've never had sex with an XY chromosome woman

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 18:41

I use a scale to measure ratios, 17g coffee 300ml water or something, printed numbers do not concern me. I also invert the aeropress

590 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 18:52

>>588 do you want to?

591 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 20:17

You're missing out.

592 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10476 23:49

>>588 It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend you getting some.

593 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 04:19

wokism is when you insist on cooking cantonese recipes on a wok

594 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 14:29

That East Asian girl going insane for Leeds was pretty cute

595 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 14:30

https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/223,741 I found it! It came up on shuffle down the street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zYbZFu4qE such power... I like when in the last chorus, the singer sings the chorus to a different rhythm, hanging it across the lines differently... I wonder if there's a technical word for that, Britney Spears does it in a bunch of her songs as well...

596 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 16:29

You know a Youtuber has a bomb ass video essay completely DESTROYING some video game company when they put a full stop in the title

597 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 00:11

Sometimes if I do something a bit naughty and there are no consequences, that “No Consequences” DQN Digital song starts playing in my head

598 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 02:35

Where are the Shithouse Boys?

599 Name: 50 Cent (@50Cent) : 1993-09-10478 03:19

I just woke up and I realized my sex life is like star wars,its either hand solo or I gotta use the force on a b*tch. Lol

600 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 03:26

when some US political wonk says "full stop" instead of "period"

601 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 05:08

Periods are sacred ground for women and its cultural appropiation to use that word otherwise

602 Name: vc: fire : 1993-09-10478 11:36

Naomi Osaka penis

603 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 12:08

I miss the islam4uk hysteria

604 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 18:35

Juggalos don't go into exile... they merely dekrump

605 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 21:41

jaakko järvinen serial commenter orgy / sex slave dungeon

606 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 22:14

listening to the weeb music after clicking on the frying pan cat
<3 you all

607 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10478 23:07

"Remember, no tanoshii."

608 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 06:02

how do i convince my stupid ass to stop eating so much

609 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 08:02

Chewing gum and coffee help

610 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 08:23

Coffee is good, but in my experience gum just makes me feel hungrier

611 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 08:49


612 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 09:31

>>610 It's because when you chew gum, it tricks your tummy into thinking food is on the way so it gets prepared, then when no food comes it gets hurt feelings

613 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 12:00

The cartoons in The Guardian feel tailor-made for 60+ Labour lifers to call them "epic wins"

614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 12:04

I like computer games but I HATE gamers, sometimes I accidentally come across a forum with gamers giving their poopinions and i want them all to die

615 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 12:14

I didnt know gamers still used forums. I thought radio enthusiasts and older sports fans were the only hangers on to that forum

616 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 18:53

anprim mfs be like, orders their copy of the ted manifesto on amazon

617 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 23:05

my two main sources of gym shirts are my grandma and the blood bank

618 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 23:08

In retrospect, a few of them unironic Doom Pauls back in the day were considerably premature, now that this time it really is the Fed's fault.

619 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 23:27

"mihoyo" is spanish for "my hole"

vc: exshin, new gacha game

620 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 23:30

my hole is your hole, and your hole is mine

621 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10479 23:48

Our hole is here to stay, hey, HEYYYY!

622 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 10:22

I can't be the only one to think, at first, that the word drinkypoo is used to whimsically express themes scatological

623 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 12:49

Its hilarious to me that polandball went from cheap joke webcomics to both gay porn and history lessons.

624 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 14:07

started at kc tier and somehow got worse

625 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 14:24

My tooth hurts, but if I ignore it for long enough than it doesn't.

626 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 16:07

How do you guys cope with even part time employment? I've been working around 30 hours a week for a few months now and I'm at my wit's end. It's not even a hard job but having to wake up in the morning 3-4 days a week and go to a job where I'm treated poorly is taking its toll. I don't imagine it's much better anywhere else. Even if I was treated really good I still wouldn't want to do it. I want to do and learn a lot of things but I don't have the energy on the days I work and on my days off I don't feel like it because I'm constantly anxious about returning to work
I don't even really see the point in working. I don't want a relationship or to move out. I don't really have any ambitions or desires that would require me to work. I save up all my paychecks anyway because I don't want much. I only got out of the NEET life because I thought it would make me feel happier and fulfilled but I'm worse off than ever. I rarely do anything that I want to do and even if I don't work on a day it's wasted feeling anxious or recovering mentally. I'm also slowly becoming dependent on alcohol to relax from this. How do full time wagies cope with their even more demanding schedule?

627 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 16:26

I feel the same way minus being treated poorly while working full time. I'd quit immediately if the financial incentive wasn't there.

628 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 16:39

Hating and loving something entirely depends on your mindset.
If you keep telling yourself that you hate your job, that you hate waking up at 6 a.m. to arrive in time than you will hate it.
If you would go to sleep with the thought "Tomorrow at work I will have a good time." you would enjoy your work more.
Or get a different job.

>I thought it would make me feel happier and fulfilled

You will need a goal for that.

629 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 18:22

>>628 Kinda this... I have a great job now but I still sort of made myself enjoy working at the factories and restaurants and stuff I used to work at. I always had a reputation for being cheerful and making everyone else smile, and the older people who had worked there for decades would laugh and couldn't understand it when I said I enjoyed the work. I guess it's a mindset thing, I find it easy to enjoy things like carrying heavy shit a long distance or walking through wind and rain. It's also luck as well I guess, it would suck if I had a job where I wasn't treated well. Actually when I think about it, there were one or two dickheads at jobs I worked at that tried to pick on me, but I just laughed at them

630 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 18:29

If you don't have to work, then don't work. I fail to see the issue here.

631 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 18:44

I don't get the appeal of delay.

632 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10480 19:41

My last job had a very nice work environment and I was treated pretty well (and given a lot of leeway), without this it would probably have been intolerable. Not sure how much this can be controlledthough, I guess you just have to luck out...

633 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 00:16

Most wagies say they hate their job, but most of them also don't choose something that absolutely kills them inside, unless it's to make rent while looking for something else.
As for what you put in your mouth, your dietary habits are probably doing you no favors in terms of anxiety. Took me a decades to even consider much less prove that I have minor intolerances to nearly every plant ingredient in food (wheat might be the sole exception, strangely enough). Onions/negi in particular make me anxious, nauseous, and/or depressed for a couple of weeks.
Ultimately, a company owns your job, but you own your career. I found something I kinda like (electronic trading), but it's uniquely suited to my talent stack and desire to be solitary and fairly independent.

634 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 00:17

man i don't know, i quit my last job in january after my boss wrote a really mean email to me. but the money ain't gonna last so i'll be back sooner or later. probably same industry too.

635 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 00:35

Just be autistic with guilty parents

636 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 01:02

Guy with Merzbow shirt in the crowd on Dynamite

637 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 01:28

man, i wish i could, but my father is dead and my mother steals from me, i don't think she can be made to feel guilt

638 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 02:04

The true crime scene on the web has a weird feeling of people getting off and overcompensating their disgust and people who are genuinely deeply disturbed by it but peer pressured into consuming it by being friends with the former group

639 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 07:27

I wonder how much weight I'd lose doing the Orthodox wednesday and friday fasting thing

640 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 08:18

A german person replying "yes" to me asking "Whats up?" has destroyed my life forever

641 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 08:46

i still think about that "i'm an alabama heron and i wanna pick fish" post from a while ago sometimes

642 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 09:00

eternal 昭和

643 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 11:27

i have an idea for a line of touhou gym shirts, the first one would just be a plain black shirt with a lavender mob cap with a crescent moon emblem on it, underneath it are the words 紅魔館運動協会 - 明治十七年設立

644 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 11:59

I have some plain black shirts with joshi wrestlers names on them. It'll be awkward if anyone can actually read it

645 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 12:09

Why is social media so obsessed with childhood trauma

646 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 12:17

God damn Google is shit! A few times I searched for something I know exists and it says “no results”so I had to find it myself. The name is the exact search term I used and it couldn't find it

647 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 13:06

I want to be Cirno's foot slave.
My tongue would go lick-lick-lick between her toes. (*≧∀≦*)

648 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 15:23

idea: twitter account that posts screenshots of DQN posts, claiming them to date to 1993

649 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 15:24

(which in all fairness, they do)

650 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 16:51

Idea: twitter account that posts screenshots from Ayashii circa 1993 and claims them to be contemporary, getting similar accolades as all those DQN 1993 rips with millions of likes.

651 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 17:37

happy you like it

652 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 18:24

Sitcoms feel like they're shot like commercials now. Is anything actually different or is the soul/soulless meme real

653 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 18:47

It's 100% real. For the record, I have never watched a sitcom.

654 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 20:09

Not even You Rang, M'Lord?
Or Married...with children?

655 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 21:15

chili pepper fetishists can all die, most annoying food to be neurotic about

656 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10481 21:24

>>653 Check out It Ain't Half Hot Mum if you get the chance, I watched them all on Dailymotion

657 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 01:00

ChiliPepper: Apply directly to the genitals!™

658 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 02:30

I'm pretty sure Comma promised to do that on stream at some point, people even bought her the chilli peppers on her amazon wishlist.

659 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 11:00

Child-friendly entertainment is castrated one, it is created to maximize profit and everything else be damned.

660 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 12:04

i'm penis and my small is gay

661 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 21:22

Figurine in the mail!

662 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 21:46

My mom's youtubepilled

663 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10482 23:06

What the HELL went wrong?

664 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 03:06

People thought Folding@home results associated with mildly amusing simians were alternative investments. Meanwhile, my collection of poorly drawn cartoon frogs still makes people laugh.

665 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 07:24

In male wunderpus , their reproductive organ (penis) is relatively short but strong.

666 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 07:58

Being gay sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?

667 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 08:27


668 Name: ὣ0 : 1993-09-10483 11:05

>>666 Maybe for some, but not for me, I can't think of anything more repulsive than a male body. Watching men's athletics grosses me out. Give me nice, hairy, sweaty, bloody, sodden beef curtains

669 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 14:15

you know, they might not be laughing with you

670 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 14:16

reject humanity, embrace the academy

just kidding kids, academia is hell

671 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 14:53

oh DoUgH RoLLeR RoLL mY DoUgH oh yeah

672 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 16:37

Academia is a long, warm, fragrant bath

673 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 17:58

I will never meet these frens. There is no difference, and you will never know for certain whether I carry spaghetti in my pockets.

674 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 18:13

The bi-decade meltdown burgers have over abortion and how young people can only express their discontent by shouting "Fuck X!" is the most entertaining thing to come out of this country since Hollywood went to shir

675 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 18:54

burger "politics" be like

blue retard: they're gonna ban gay anal sex with niggers and send all the faggots to camps noooooooooooooo
red retard: they're gonna force you to have gay anal sex with niggers and send all the heteros to camps nooooooooo

676 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 18:59

only thing keeping the country together at this point is when europeans suggest improvements, and both sides briefly have a common enemy to get mad at

677 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 19:09

To be fair one nice thing I've noticed about the west is that with the recent struggles most people are pretty hesitant to "suggest improvements" or criticize other countries outside of shitposting these days.

678 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10483 19:17

Some of the posts in these threads feel like an AI was fed ctrl+v threads

679 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-10483 19:26

If you ever think you have it bad, you could support Bolton Wanderers

680 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 03:57

Young people b like

681 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 05:40

Speaking of politics, is porn with political themes an actual fetish or is it just a joke most've the time

682 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 06:37

I guess it depends on the work in question. Some is just celebrity lookalike crap but with uglier famous people. Some is BDSM in nature because them totalitarian states like wearing tight leather and boots and shit. I suppose rarely you have someone imagining himself an auteur and adding plot.....

683 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 07:10

seiganyan practicing her bouchuujutsu in your baopuzi

684 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 07:14

"this fictional race is ugly and loves money"
"cool it with the anti-semitic remarks"

685 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 08:29

i like how if you google image search 胡桃 you see a hundred pictures of the chinese gachaslut before you ever see a walnut

686 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 11:12

Is there going to be a new name for September 10500?

687 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 15:48

fucking CLOUDS ruining my ECLIPSE EXPERIeNCE
goddamn fascist CLOUDS

688 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 23:00

I'm just trying to get a logo made for a local radio show and everyone wants to do these weird generic coffee logos

689 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 23:22

maybe i should be a girl after all

690 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 23:58

mended buck

691 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 00:45

punished buck

692 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 03:34

what's up with autistic people being useful tools for conservation ops

693 Name: vc: hawtt : 1993-09-10485 10:52

I can deal with hentai storytelling being a little weak, but it goes hand in hand with bad composition. So usually all the panels are crowded and there's no line of action and what have you.

694 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:16

I'm not going to make it.

695 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 19:18

i know my chicken. you gotta know your chicken.

696 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 20:11

Why isn't club soda more popular?

697 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 20:18

Most Racist X in X

698 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 20:25

It seems to be pretty popular with dieters who call themselves "mindful".
But it is oddly unpopular with how bitter drinks seem to be very popular right now with alcoholic seltzers and IPAs.

699 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 20:32

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700 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 20:33

How is club soda bitter?

701 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 21:22

i don't use tiktok, but all the english clips i've seen from there seem to be intentionally making lunatic faces to trigger the fight or flight response, many of them saying actual lunatic things as well

702 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 21:35

People like to abuse animals on there too.

703 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 21:40

Tiktok compilations sometimes get uploaded to porn websites, but its questionable if they're of age

704 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 23:16

>>696 it's a pretty exclusive club i guess!!

t. lowercaseposter

705 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 02:23

The BLM financial scandals were pretty good

706 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 03:04

I go to a gym where right and left TV stations are shown almost side by side and I cant say you're wrong.
I hope this passes. Im tired of it

707 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 07:13

What a pain in the Hasselhoff

708 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 09:21

I think people would see North Korea in a lot more of a positive light if they admitted it was an absolute monarchy and the prison systems werent basically concentration camps

709 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 10:09

Lift with the back and double over in pain from the self-inflicted injury.
There is nothing cooler and manlier than being old with a back that acts up because of this.
It owns the libs. the cons, you, me, everyone.

710 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 10:12


>There is nothing cooler and manlier than being old with a back that acts up because of this.

Read this in the jaleel white sonic voice
And thats no good

711 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 11:18

Wish I was doing butt stuff right now.

712 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 18:08

Not now, Clonepa.

713 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 18:34

For me, it's how "trying to" has become all these wigger words like tryna and trunna

714 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 22:42

no thanx, not tryna sound like a textbook, lel

715 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10486 23:27

never thought Torb was objectively more diverse than Lucio but that's what this diagram is saying

716 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 11:54

shinanofree (shinanolibre)

717 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 14:34

mfs be forgetting all the kanji they "learned" after they stop playing eroge for 14 hours a day

718 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 19:19

I'm the angriest gamer you've ever heard

719 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 20:49

You're close, keep going!

720 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10487 22:16

( ・-・) Hey >>719, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.

Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.

721 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 07:27

There's like a deep sadness to that people still seriously debate politics online

722 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 07:53

i've got to return some video tapes

723 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 07:55

no one believes me when i say that a game called "孕辱ヒロインズ" had a pretty cute and touching story

724 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 08:36

The loan scam calls have upgraded my credit qualifications from $150k to $4M

(my net worth: less than $10k)

725 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 10:50

The information online about sociopathy seems to be very adverserial and there's little resources actually for the empathyless.

726 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 11:32

Wordless despair

727 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 16:26

>>724 extend all of it, buy $4m worth of monero and move to bermuda

728 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 22:15

horny for being a computer. feels like this moment will last forever

729 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10488 22:52

>>727 It's an advance fee scam; you send them money to "apply", they reject your application. No chance to embezzle or launder anything.
At least there's probably no Big Fat Paulie coming to extort / bust your kneecaps for failing to meet the usurious interest rates....

730 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 02:02

There's nothing more awkward than taking a gigantic dump in the middle of a meal

731 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 10:43

>>730 excusing yourself mid-munch to visit le WC isn't as awkward as getting up on the table and actually taking a gigantic dump in the middle of a meal

732 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 11:20

too much sugar!

733 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 15:53

You are never alone. There are always two halfs of you. Hug each other.

734 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 23:07

I (>>627) quit my job. Anyone else with me?

735 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 23:50

it's so fucking sad that the jews killed my boy osama bin laden before he got to experience GENSHIN IMPACT, the award-winning RPG from the creators of Honkai Impact 3rd.

736 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10489 23:51

haven't worked in a while, happily so
congrats on getting out

737 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 11:50

Its hilarious to me how asexuals are the punching bag of the lgbt community

738 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 12:05

738cc GET

739 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 14:43

donk on theswe guts

740 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 16:17

My bones is made uh stone

741 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 18:34

remembering a stupid standardized test question on whether montresor felt insulted in the moment or had premeditated revenge when the story itself has evidence for both ideas because he's just that petty

742 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10490 23:09

Mother 3 isnt that good, let it go already. You could see the twist coming a mile away. At least the prayer thing from 2 was out of left field

743 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 00:26

Deathcab for Cutie

744 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 00:37

Vsauce Joey is my favorite parasocial buddy

745 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 01:29

The basis of all interpretations of reality is waves/vibrations. All things in our universe are constantly in motion, even objects that appear to be stationary are vibrating, oscillating, resonating, at various frequencies, and ultimately all matter is just vibrations of various underlying fields. The "infinite consciousness" is the source of all vibrations. The body is a vessel created by and connected to the infinite consciousness and this connection is expressed through the unconsensually-separated "body consciousness", and its sensing of the waves/vibrations of stimuli in material reality. This relationship with waves/vibrations causes the brain to perform actions that match its vibrational frequency, or in other words, its thoughts and emotions. The brain is akin to a symphony of electromagnetic bands, with neuroscientists having identified the importance of vibrational resonance in their research, with neuron firing occurring in human brains at measurable frequencies, and consciousness thought to be commonly associated with various kinds of neuronal vibrational resonance. Thus, even "low-intensity radio waves" influence the central nervous system and cognitive performance. One study has shown that carefully provided exposure to low-intensity elements "had detrimental effects in specific contexts such as attention span." Through means of evolution, the body consciousness has assumed a role antagonistic to the infinite consciousness, as while the body consciousness develops means to prolong its existence and procreate to form more body consciousness, the infinite consciousness continues to develop through time and integrate the body consciousness back into its fold through death. This relationship is contradictory, one seeking to continue its survival and the other seeking a full domination of consciousness, and this contradiction cannot be resolved without the complete defeat of one or both.
In the modern era, due to years of practically unavoidable bombardment by electromagnetic waves from superficially pleasurable but ultimately deleterious man-made constructions such as cell towers, power lines, personal wireless devices, etc, the human brain is influenced by having its function and, therefore, its perception of the world, subtly and continuously alter beyond from what it has evolved to understand. Even as the brain is just beginning to develop, it is exposed bare to an evermore intensifying torment of electromagnetic waves, resulting in a dissociated population disconnected from the social mores institutionally propped up by vestiges of years past. These increasingly potent electromagnetic waves are the sources of the widespread mental issues of the modern day as the mind scrambles to grasp any means to control its increasingly eccentric existence, and fundamentally drives each human being to operate on wildly different wavelengths from each other, slowly rotting both human society and the harmony living beings with consciousness share with the material world. As consciousness as a whole is predicated on the interpretation of material reality through its vibrations, consciousness will eventually lose its usefulness and essentially cease functioning as the brain can no longer operate while relying on an eventually incomprehensible reality that man-made electromagnetic waves will force it to interpret. With the loss of all body consciousness due to its shortsighted actions, infinite consciousness will once again encompass all of existence, thus eliminating their very concepts in a dialectical fashion.

746 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 02:50

that's true i don't think it was 6 million either

747 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 07:21

Lynn Minmay Thought

748 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 10:18

>>743 I remember my emo gf showing me this band, then I was tickled a while later to find out where they got their name from. Death Cab For Cutie and the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band are both great bands!

749 Name: vc: (not) fire : 1993-09-10491 13:25

Some of those girls are pretty hot, but they're always playing the wackest ass music and that kills it

750 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 17:14

I put a candy bar in my new guitar. I got a monkey mask for you.

751 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 18:13

Another example of this is that arab girls can be hot but in their videos they're always playing the arabic nokia ringtone

And NO I do not have a complex about Arab girls because I was constantly chastized for mixed dancing at community events at the local mosque

752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10491 20:06

Deathcrab for Cuttie

753 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 03:04

Gas went up another 20 cents. Come on, Brandon!

754 Name: vc: deazz : 1993-09-10492 04:13

Brand on DEEZ NUTS


755 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 07:08

The Aetherbeaver Society for Ham Radio Furries

756 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 09:27

in the land of the titcows, the pettanko will be queen

757 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 11:47

Heaven will be where big-tiddy girls with be my servants, wearing nothing but cow lingerie.

758 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 20:00

business idea: roomba but with a yukkuri plush on top

759 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 21:02

I'm in.

760 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 21:13

Kill me.

761 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 21:26

What if I kiss you instead?

762 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 22:35

>>758 make the body a life-sized plastic yukkuri

captcha: rekless

763 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 22:46

very good post

764 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 23:07

Why live if you can't sexually harrass cute boys on the internet?

765 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10492 23:57

i wish i was a video game boss so i could say things like

766 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 00:45

yukkuri trademark drama

767 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 03:06

clearing out my fridge, ran outta cilantro, gotta go get more cilantro

a cookbook is probably the most useless book a person could write from a publishing standpoint but from the standpoint of practical personal reference, it's very useful

768 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 07:32

Some cookbooks have bestseller potential, but wide swaths of the nonfiction section do not, which is probably why the unit cost is so hefty. Many authors on obscure topics admit that they only did it for personal satisfaction because the work is thankless and the money is bogus.

769 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 11:32

Ironically a documentary I watched about the West Indies cricket team empowering black people in that region, it also kind of had an anti-Asian undertone to it. There's this weird Asian-Black tension that nobody wants to talk about for some reason

770 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 16:42

While using youtube logged out I had a Richard Dawkins video recommended to me and it brought back a wave of feelings from the early 2010s

771 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 20:25

it's honestly more like the alt-right to 2huposting pipeline

772 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 20:57

where does this place figure in?

773 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10493 22:37

a cul-de-sac called ``transsexual 90s children'' branching off of the 2huposting part of the pipeline

774 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 00:25

touch peepee to omoide emanon

775 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 04:54

i wish i was a video game protagonist so i could say things like

776 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 04:56

basically i just wanna say cool chuuni shit

777 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 05:12

i just want to receive a mortal wound in the service of my lord and say something cool with my dying breath, why does modernity have to be so fucking gay

this is all the fault of that nigga robespierre

778 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 09:45

Lots of minor scratches used to be mortal. These days you just get to an ER within the two weeks it takes for your leg to rot off and you'll be fine, and anything properly mortal will knock you out right away.

779 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 10:51

The jus was so good that I watched a tiny insect suicide cannonball right into it in a split second, faster than I could intervene.

780 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 11:38

RIP little insect

781 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 14:35

The more I read and think about it it's kind of interesting how this debate morphed over the decade, how the atheism vs religious debate is dying (and in general I have noticed that philosophical and political debate is dying, and maybe it always was going to because most people who debate didn't really want their minds changed) and how atheism started as a way to intellectually level up as there seemed to be a feeling humanity was entering a golden age, especially intellectually.
But with current events, most atheist thought for those who did not fall into blind tribalism has become very negative, and while some doing this will inevitably hold onto their adolescent thinking even when falling into things like nihilism and anti-natalism with their wojaks and blackpills, but in general there seems to be a solace in human mortality. I don't really know what point I'm making with this, it's just my Current Thought

782 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 14:49

thinking of maybe moving to the uae, I am getting bored of the english speaking world
i know foreigners and emiratis are kind of segregated from each other, but I'd be cool with integrating into the arab world if I met a woman there

783 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 14:51

but would the arabs be cool with it?

784 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:00

One of my Bantu friends phonily converted to Islam to marry a Hausa woman, I imagine it'd be the same principle. I already have the beard

785 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:24

Antivenin is a modern miracle

786 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 16:46

Australians are a really weird mix of thinking they're better than everyone and also being self-hating at the same time

787 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 19:46

Is there any difference between "secret police" and "undercover police" besides one sounding more sinister?

788 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 20:18

I think secret police refers to stasi type operations that officially dont exist whereas undercover are smaller operations that are generally infiltrating organized crime rings and the governments and departments acknowledge they exist after the operation ends

789 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 20:19

"Gross" is the new "yikes"

790 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 20:43

>>789 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/836,838 I have heard these words all my life but I know what you mean about certain words getting trendy among the thoughtless

791 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 05:58

touch gross

792 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 08:06

you should take a shower, now!
soap, breathe, contemplate

793 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 09:19

We say “rank” like if I pissed on the school playground and the girlies would squeal “EWW THAT'S RAAANK!”

794 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 11:49

"The biggest update in years" might not be something you want to admit to unless you're under new management, PGI

795 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 12:58

Porn Zionist Occupied Government

796 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 12:59

>>795 Pzoggers

797 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 16:38

being a fat fuck who can do pullups is pretty cool

798 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10495 17:11

center for american poggers

799 Name: ssz!!(Admin) : 1993-09-10496 14:01

I think I'm going to use my monthly allocated mod abuse quota to ban this guy and start mopping up his threads (at least from the imageboard, since they're beginning to clog up the place). Any objections? Anyone going to miss him?

800 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 14:22

>>799 It was fun at first but maybe

801 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 15:08

I am 100% in favor.

802 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 15:28

He kinda reminds me of the Pax Tsukuru guy, but probably for the best

803 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 15:37

But ssz, don't you know that the man needs to sell enough to make 60000000? How else would he figure out how good without us if we won't even teach him how to make a raycasting engine? Art Nouveau or realism, how will he choose? He needs to make all the tv shows he has ideas for, and it's our duty to teach him how to program for it! He's a clever young engineer with a bright future in cloud computing and 3D printing and graphics and game dev but he'll never succeed if we don't teach him about finding the position of a limb in locomotion!

Please ban him.

804 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 15:37

He's been a regular annoyance on another board I frequent for months. Definitely ban him on sight and delete everything he posts.

805 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 15:44

I wish I could help the poor fella

806 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 18:26

Is he same the schizo from late krautchan

807 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 18:35

no that's me, i don't post on the imageboard

808 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 18:57

host of fingers? you mean a hand??

809 Name: vc: limeness : 1993-09-10496 20:11

It's not like I didn't have aspirations to make a bunch of beloved game/animated franchises at a young age and shit up boards in the process, but I didn't have delusions about being in the zillionaire class.
I had the world-conqueror megalomania instead!

810 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 22:24

honestly this makes him sound pretty fun and i lol'd but it looks like he got b& now and i don't miss him

811 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 22:42

what is the difference between a stadium and an amphitheater anyways

812 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 00:06

Im a sociopath and Thats A Good Thing

813 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 03:09

I feel like the more I learn about computing the less it makes sense

814 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 04:54

shodan is thoroughly unpleasant but there are people who'd hit it

815 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 11:48

>>813 How so?

816 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 14:15

It's done. Goodnight, sweet prince...

817 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10497 18:57

Hahahaha! Now that ssz has been tricked into banning him, barring him from procuring art and tech knowledge, I can be the one to make $600,000 on Digimon fan art!

818 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 01:57

Totalitarianism in Biden's america strikes again....

819 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 08:07

is ssz even american?
the rules say "not to violate EU law" now

820 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 09:07

every country in the world belongs to america

821 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 09:09

america belongs to israel

822 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 09:28

Isreal belongs to Palestine.

823 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 10:45

Americans index even the orifices from zero: witness how they regularly euphemize the third hole as number two.

824 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 11:05

Palestine belongs to the Pope

825 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 11:10

He lives in Luxembourg.

826 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 11:53

Your Country = UK = USA = Israel = New World Order = Reptilians = Minecraft Youtubers = Northern Cyprus

827 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 16:36

Intermarium at the center of the Universal World Order.

828 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 16:40

if i were the u.s. president, i would ban the republican and democratic party so these jackasses get better names

829 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 17:48

the real world is a weird and scary place

830 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 18:56

Yeah, they should switch their names to what they really are. Conservative and Labo(u)r

831 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10498 21:35

i can't believe i've actually been posting on a real furrin web sight recently!!

goddamn clintons outsourced everything

832 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 00:21

Ai Generated post

833 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 04:55

video girl ai

834 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10499 15:14

I just ripped a DVD that only exists online as a torrent without seeds, I might make a hobby out of this and prevent some things from becoming lost

835 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 02:38

With the unpaid South African land seizures, I wonder if Zambia will gain from the inevitable brain drain as they did from Zimbabwe or how Kenya and Malawi did when Uganda expelled Asians.
I dunno if they'll roll out the red carpet again but some should look into it if they want to stay in Africa

836 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 05:35

I think the human rights crowd overestimates how much foreign affects things in North Korea. I dont think watching a K-drama is going to spark revolutions or even push for reform. I think its just escapism since most people fleeing the country do not seek refuge because of political dissent, but are instead motivated by material deprivation.

837 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 09:21

"Bother", said Pooh, "now I've got cancer in my California!"

838 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 10:10

they've got poo(h) (on the streets) in california too

839 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 12:32

Happy 10500

840 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10500 13:19

Nice one, you too >>839 bruv

841 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 13:26

I like mittens!

842 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 15:20

Rub on the head

843 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 15:58

holy frick genshin finally added furigana for all the weird chink shit in liyue

844 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 18:57

Why do z-words like the words "the fact" and "literally" so much

845 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 21:08

I like it when the downstairs tenants smoke all afternoon and the stench fills up my room!

846 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 21:16

I listened to some Dead Milkmen and I dont really get punk

847 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 21:19


848 Name: vc: juche : 1993-09-10500 21:43

Things have really been going my way recently. All of the looming problems I was concerned about have just been working themselves out.

849 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 21:55

The fact that so many books still name The Beatles as "literally the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.

850 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 21:57


851 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 22:28

852 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10500 22:29

I like smoking all afternoon!

853 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 01:59

854 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 02:15

When I was younger everything I wanted was $100. Now everything I want is $1000. That's called inflation.

855 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 05:01

pod people are real

856 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 05:42

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
Your parents wanna beat me up and make me wear a frown!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him outta town!

857 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 06:04

I'm happy for you. Do your best!

858 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 08:20

I went to look up the footballer Rino Gattuso and the top result was one of AmaryllisGardener's Scotrish Wikipedia articles

859 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 08:43

Snake eyes.

860 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 22:31

Why do so many people find kim yo jong attractive

861 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 02:40

I assume its just a femdom fetish exasperated by the gap of her being an East Asian girl, which evokes the oriental stereotype of being submissive and subservient, and her being high up in a dictatorial regime, calling a lot of the shots in what is commonly called a "rogue state".

862 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 03:22


>"rogue state"

Since Jong-un took over I have noticed a lot more respect towards the state, even from US media, its treated more like how Bhutan was before it opened up.

I think if they relaxed the concetration camp stuff they would be treated like the bog standard monarchy.

Also I dunno about the attraction thing because of the juxtaposition of the stereotype of oriental women because a lot of the attraction to her I've seen on 2ch

863 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 09:17

Turkmenistan is literally North Korea: Green Edition but because they don't have nukes you barely hear the deeply concerned folks talk about them

864 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 11:07

meat-seeking thistle

865 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 17:46

we love hot beverages

866 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 19:07

Tajikstan and Eritrea as well. Although Eritrea's brought up by africa analysts often

867 Name: vc: boy : 1993-09-10502 21:08



I hope you get shot in the head

868 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10502 22:29

I love to drink a few pints of cider then smoke a bifter then sit on the floor in a weird position at my computer and surf the 'Net and read about all sorts of crazy things while watching weird videos on U-Chube

869 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 04:49

U-Chube innit

870 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 08:21

Its a shame Richard Dawkins is known for his redditor philosophy, his biology writings are quite good

871 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 09:31

the initech trio didn't appreciate it, but fixing y2k for big corporations that didn't have it was a gravy train and the industry went from cube farms to open plans, which would've made that annoying phone call answering lady more audible

872 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 10:15

"If I had a nickel for every time someone leaked classified military documents on the Warthunder forum, I'd have 25 cents, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened five times, right?"

873 Name: vc: dout : 1993-09-10503 12:35

Contrary to popular opinion, Leviticus 20:13 does not in fact decree homosexuality to be an abomination punishable by death. Only bisexuality

874 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 12:50

does "women are for children, boys are for pleasure" also count?

875 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 13:52

Only in Islam

876 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:28

The megacorps one-upping each other with increasingly awful Pride Month™® designs with 380 haphazard stripes (because apparently the rainbow didn't have enough colors) reminds me of the gnome from Gravity Falls barfing

877 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:38

The new pride flag looks like if Mugabe's Zimbabwe was inspired by being gay rather than indigenous

878 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10503 21:52

Im so pissed Afghanistan was sacked. I wanted to see the ruins and other ancient statues. Guess I'll go to Turkey-Greece-Cyprus

879 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 00:41

Slowly coming to terms with how much of my life these past few years has consisted of wanting to do things, and doing none of them, and how much worse I am now left off. I think I've hit my personal nadir, and it feels like I'm slowly losing my mind.

880 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 01:07

still hoping to get tied up to a chair and thrown off a building by a beefy smelly isis daddy

881 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 02:15

firefox home page be like:
6 signs your dog is actually racist
why you should get a vasectomy if you're a cis white male
how to teach your toddler about gay anal rimming
15 brave and inspiring stories of black female vegans eating bugs
here's why 35% inflation is actually a good thing\
meet the nonbinary muslim genderkins making soy-based water alternatives

882 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 02:32

veganism is much, much more popular than vegetarianism these days. i find this really disappointing for some reason. it's quite a sacrifice to go vegetarian and it would get you no respect at all!

883 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 04:13

Regardless of the article contents, I think we all know Mozilla's political stances, its funny that they go on about privacy this privacy that on the Firefox website and then link questionable sites by default

884 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 05:55

I've never actually even seen the Firefox home page

885 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 06:02

I've seen it like twice, briefly, and disabled it as soon as I could. I will never forgive mozilla fags for betraying their users and killing their addons. Palemoon tries to continue where firefox stopped support, but it's a question of time when palemoon becomes less and less usable. To be fair though, if some site refuses to work with obscure browsers, it's a good hint that you probably should stop using that site.

886 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 06:41

I remember being so hyped for Quantum as it was gonna put it on equal footing with chromium and then everyone was so disappointed

887 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 06:58

i should go to bed

i need to brush my teeth

eating too many cookies

bam, 3 current thoughts in 1 post!!!

888 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 09:35


889 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 09:54

>>881 It's based on your interests

890 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 10:52

sentimental illness

891 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 12:47

> if some site refuses to work with obscure browsers, it's a good hint that you probably should stop using that site.

HTML 3.0 baybee!

892 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 17:35

ntayrt but do you really think you can convince the firefox homepage to be anything but neoliberal? like, it's not going to recommend you breitbart or wsws no matter what you do

i lived with that damn homepage for like a whole week once before i realized i could just turn it off

893 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 18:54

>>888 do you know who else was into applause? Yes, that's right: Hitler!

894 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 21:33

Been masturbating too much gacotion

895 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 21:44

>>892 I sooo don't care

896 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10504 21:47

if you use anything other than about:blank for the new tab page you deserve everything that's coming for you

897 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 00:16

If you see this post, you have been visited by the blank page of emptiness. RAM relief and snappy UI will come to you but ONLY if you SET NEW TAB TO about:blank

898 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 08:00

I'm living one of my most retarded episodes I swear to god

899 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 09:49

Wow, it smells like dildo in here.

900 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 10:36

Arabian jobs pay very well, but your employer can take your passport if they wish. I know I should expect stuff like this from an absolute monarchy that flogs and deports people for drinking alcohol but still that's scary

901 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 10:39

It's quite interesting opening MS Edge on my work PC and reading comments on the news headlines from the new tab page. If you consider the type of person who uses Edge as their default browser and feels inclined to comment on the articles there, it's a different demographic than say the Twitter userbase. I have a few friends who make a lot of effort fighting hate speech and arguing with racists and transphobes on Twitter, because they think the Twitter userbase = the general public of the world, but pretty much every comment on every Edge article is someone blaming immigrants for stuff, whinging about BLM, ignorant opinions about current events etc. with very little conflict. They seem like the quiet majority of real life public opinion

902 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 11:25

but do they support russia or ukraine

903 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 11:43

how many tamilians live in tamil nadu? that's right, at least a tamilian!

forgive me for assuming you cared about the subject you were talking about. i forgot i was online.

904 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 12:51

grrr i want to play shootey games

905 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 13:16

about to crack plat in kovaaks but i don't know what for

906 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 15:18

>>903 It's okay, remember for next time 👍

907 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 16:27

latin-x is what el professor accidentally added to his mixture of tajin, chamoy, and cumin to make the mexican powerpuff girls

908 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 21:34

I'll echo >>902, the racial hysteria or even COVID doesn't draw anymore, now everyone's more concerned about the war in Ukraine. My sunday footy mates used to joke that Putin ended COVID

909 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 22:10

You live like a full month in the past, nobody is talking about Ukraine anymore and it looks like Zelensky is beginning to capitulate. Everyone is concerned about Ukraine insofar it's currently triggering massive inflation and market uncertainty

910 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 22:27

or as I like to call them, beanxrs

911 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10505 22:28

>>908 I still see the same middle-aged Brits bringing up BLM on unrelated articles and the making the same kind of comments about covid, until they deactivated the comments section on covid-related articles

912 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-10505 23:35

Inflation this markets that feels like total first world problems

913 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 02:23

I don't know what's more tired that, or the English National Team acting shocked and appalled every time they get booed or made fun of for taking the knee in Europe. Like they don't know southern and eastern Europe don't like that or are just winding them up at this point.

914 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 08:48

we should buy one of those chinese ghost cities and push it over here

915 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 08:53


916 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 09:03

Even though I probably wont go, I still should probably buy Saudi bonds when the next wave goes on sale...

917 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 17:43

Youtube video essayist unironically defending pop music

918 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 18:08

we get it already, you're a fucked up menhera anime girl and you eat concrete or whatever

919 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 18:20

rude how japanimedia's advice for fuck-ups past the year of 25 is for them to die and be reborn in a fantasy world

920 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 18:23

I think I've read >>919 before, in slightly different form. Not sure if here or in /japan/.

921 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 19:04

Ecuador, French Guiana and Bolivia are probably the most forgotten and least well known South American country

922 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 20:40

You have probably never heard of Gran Colombiguay, the invisible power eternal, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Mecha-Bolivar in perpetual slumber.

Often in despair is it said, "¡Sácame de Latinoamerica!"; the slim, only hope for these unfortunate region-locked souls is to seek entry to the Unseen Capital: El Dorado.

923 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 22:31

Kinda wish I was a fucked up menhera anime girl who ate concrete or whatever.

924 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 22:51

>>923 I wish you were one too!

925 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 05:03

is eating concrete the new eating bugs now that people are unironically doing that

926 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 05:07

Uruguay more like ur r gay

927 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 08:14

>>925 Yes dude... btw people have been unironically eating bugs for a long time

928 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 10:26

Shallow modernite: "This year is so bad and next year will be sooooo much worse"
People who know about volcanic winters and believe in tempting fate: angry gestures

929 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 10:40

People who constantly bitch about the year are just letting everyone know they have no personal lives and worship the news and current events

930 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 11:49

To be fair, a lot of the more north korea-y aspects of Turkmenistan waned after Niyazov died

931 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 14:40

Why is YouTube pushing Alan Watts videos on people? I've seen it on several different accounts' recommendations, and the massive view numbers tell me the algorithm is pushing it irrespective of people's actual watch history.

932 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 18:08

Reinforced glans

933 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10507 20:42

The Datist Cabal has finally completed their take over.

934 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 02:46

The daliban

935 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 08:37

I think it's another experiment, as schizo as that sounds. Now that Google realized they can brute force music on people with the city pop bullshit, they're trying other things

936 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 09:18

I miss the Wii era

937 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 11:26

Sadness inside.

938 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 12:39

> brute force music on people with the city pop bullshit

It sounds to me like you simply don't have the same musical preference as others with a similar viewing history. Genres like LFHH and city pop are inextricably connected with Japanophilia in general.

939 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 14:37

No, that's not it.

940 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 19:39

william shatner talk-singing "i'm an alabama nigger and i wanna be free"

941 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 20:27

You really aren't helping your case.

942 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 22:09

oh, god, when did they start calling it lo-fi hip hop. it's not lo-fi. this driveth me nuts. kids these days!

the laundry awaits

943 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10508 22:22

I can tolerate derogating city pop and maybe even fusion, but I must draw the line at staining Hiroshi Yoshimura's noble name.

944 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 00:53

Thats not me

945 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 00:53


946 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 01:19

I'm not interested in making a case to you.

947 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 03:56

You really, really aren't helping your case.

948 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 04:43


949 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 08:18

I think you're making guesses at how the algorithms work, it's more complex than you think and more than just based on the videos you watch

950 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 10:31

let me test links

951 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 11:26

My talent stack is more suited to be a king, and not a good one. Just a peacetime scholarly type, where the era will be denigrated in future textbooks as "mid".

952 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 11:53

Indulging in my porn addiction is the only time I feel ok

953 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 12:28

The hysteria over everything being grooming or grooming material is getting old

954 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 12:50

Everything that isn't superficially grooming material is actually grooming for prigs of the future

955 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10509 14:32

Tesla was right about pigeons.

956 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 03:19

"all you really need to know about the subject is . . . " = "all i really know about the subject is . . . "

957 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 11:06

"Bimbo Doll" left me feeling weird

958 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 17:10

Meipuri sairappu pissu~

959 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10510 20:33

A majority of autocrats are pretty bad at grooming effective successors.

960 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 06:00

Welcome to my communist podcast. Here's my Patreon, Twitter and Subreddit. Buy my book here too.

961 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 15:44

Mistaking grooming for preening

962 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 16:32

what an excellent day at the gym, finally hit that new deadlift PR. time to go home and play genshin impact and rpgmaker H games for 13 hours.

963 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 18:14

>>962 how much?

964 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 19:24

Wow, this transgender furry is really talented.

965 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10511 20:29

13 hours

966 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 07:01




967 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 08:17

The weird flat purple modern webdev people got to protonmail

968 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 15:21


969 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 15:28

I cant stand when the BBC uses old memes to try and relate to the youth

970 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 17:43

cringe corona chan cosplay

971 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 18:31

that time ross had a meetup before he left the states and people who said they'd go no-showed but a minor celeb did show

972 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10512 22:46

It begins to dawn on me that everything I just did may have been a colossal waste of time.

973 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 03:09

It begins to dawn on me that everything I do may always have been a colossal waste of time.

974 Name: vc: delive : 1993-09-10513 06:30

everybody ancient court astronoma until the unpredicted eclipse

975 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 11:57

Today went from "I guess I'm just a little weird" to "I am not suited for life" in the span of an hour.

976 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 15:25

Does having sex with someone's eye socket feel as good as the hentai makes it seem? It looks kinda strange at first but the gel-ish substance that the eye is made of does seem like it could be rather pleasurable. Although maybe it isn't big enough for a phallic penis to fully enjoy, because I for one would always be wanting to go deeper and that would probably cause some brain problems in my partner. Does anyone have any experience with this sort of thing?

977 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 18:18

idea: speaking japanese with a lisp

978 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 18:21

The "SoccerRoos" is such a bizarre name but irresistible to say at the same time

979 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 18:32

Isn't the back of the eye socket just bone? I doubt you'd be able to break through it, even with a member as firm as yours (¬‿¬ )

980 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 19:43

Let's go Brandon

981 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 20:39

practice it on yourself

982 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 20:49

Journos use the word colonialism too easily. Doing business with westerners or giving too much aid gets called that these days.
Its not like Pakistan is suddenly gonna start mass producing TVs or create a facebook alternative

983 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 21:01

the 1.5th amendment right to duel opinion havers

984 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 21:08

>>976 I have some experience in that sort of thing... my 12yo cousin was once involved in a bad car accident. It left her pretty beaten up, hell it left her fucked up bad. She lost an eye, and both of her legs. I wont lie, I have an amputee fetish, and well I also have a loli fetish (i'm 22). She's always sort of looked up to me, ever since we were kids. And when I heard about the accident, I rushed over to the hospital to meet her. When I saw her, it was a morbid site. She wasn't crying (but her good eye was red and puffy from where she had been), she just had a look of emptyness and despair upon her face. When she saw me, there was no change in her expression. I went over and hugged her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. At first she still didn't budge, but finally she said in a frail voice "I'm glad you're here". "It's okay, i'm going to stay with you," I reassured her. But I already noticed my boner rising.

This was so wrong I thought. Her parents had been away on a vacation, they were flying in but weren't there yet. The nurse detailed to me the accident, while she was sterilizing her tools with Pinesol or some shit. I didn't really pay attention closely, but got the jist of it. She was getting picked up from the mall by her brother. Her brother, being a fucking loser, was drunk. Really drunk. They got into an accident, and he died instantly. She was left in the state she was in now. So she was all alone. I was the only person she had left. Soon things died down, I was staying overnight with her so we both settled in to sleep. She was still in a state of shock, so they gave her pills to help her sleep. My boner was incessant, so I was laying there on the couch and decided to beat off. My cousin was drooling, she was really out of it. Soon my mind began to wander to what was oh so perverted.

I poked her a bit. No answer. My heart began to race. Thoughts were flying through my head. But I knew it was now or never. I put myself on top of her. My body pressed on hers, my boner pressed on her cute little stomach, I began exploring. I felt her tits through her gown. And soon I took off her clothing and had her bare. I pressed my lips down against her nipples and began licking and sucking on them. She was still fast asleep. Soon I spidered my fingers down to her VAGINA, I wondered if I could make her wet. I fingered her for quite a bit, but soon my boner became too much to bare. I spread her little VAGINA and inched my cock close towards it when suddenly it caught my eye: her eyepatch. They had fitted her with one until they could find a better replacement. My mind was racing now, what I was doing was already sick enough, but what I was thinking of was unheard of.

My cock hungered for it though, like a dog for a raw piece of meat. I lifted up her eye patch, and there it was. Her eye socket, a bit nasty looking, but the idea of fucking it was so amazingly erotic I couldn't resist. I jammed my cock in and began thrusting rapidly. Before long I couldn't resist, I came in her eye socket. At that moment, she sprang up. Oh god. I was so fucked. So fucking fucked. She was upright now, but my pulsating cumming dick was still in her eye socket. Suddenly she let out one of the most perplexing things i've ever heard in my life. "That smells clean!" Suddenly I heard a rustling behind the couch, and a fat middle aged black guy popped out. "And dats da powa of Pine-Sol baby!"

985 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 21:33

thou dethu ne, wakarimath

986 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 21:36

compulsively screams racial slurs tourettes bf
compulsively screams homophobic slurs tourettes gf

987 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10513 22:27

THE_PACK aesthetics vs. the novelty hot sauce industry

988 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10514 09:13

fakes tourettes for attention and fame non-binary daughter

989 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10514 09:39

autistic textboard poster son

990 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 02:21

[The Nicker] stole my bike

991 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 05:18

>>963 420 lbs, a very nice number!

992 Name: vc: tottume : 1993-09-10516 07:41

crisco systems inc

993 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 15:44

I smell a decisive lack of funding in my local glowniggers. How could this be

994 Name: vc: he : 1993-09-10516 23:15

He does it for free.
He takes his "job" very seriously.

995 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 01:41

Has it really been 5 years since Mugabe was deposed?

996 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 04:11

what if reiner knizia is 6'9" tall

997 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 04:32

what if i was?

998 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 05:41


999 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 09:48

What is this person, whomst've can afford completely random people in brightly-coloured sneakers to appear whenever I'm near, but yet does it ""for free""?

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